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RomanceRe: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by 2rez: 8:00am On Nov 13, 2015
abimic:
U fail to understand his point, the malodorous state of the cunt does not necessarily depend on your wealth status but your wellbeing and cleanliness rate. Be that as it may, whether u are otedola's daughter or Dangote's daughter, it's normal for it to smell, so in short it smells. I've ran show with executive cute chicks and it smells dear:Be it bad, worse or worst , depends on the guy to tell.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: I Caught A Guy Sniffing My Panties In School by 2rez: 7:41am On Nov 13, 2015
dulux07:
Dont think u understand d word."introvert" undecided
Introvert kwa! Perhaps he meant to say pervert grin.
CelebritiesRe: Niyola Wore A Braless Outfit To A Function (Photos) by 2rez: 11:12am On Nov 10, 2015
sanbells:
The dress is cute wink
Yeah exactly smiley, going semi unclad lately by yeyebrities is cute while fully unclad is cuter grin
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Aimakhu's Response To A Fan Who Begged For Her Dress by 2rez: 9:38am On Nov 10, 2015
bjprodint:
Stingy toyin!
She might in reality though, buh from the conversation, guezz they were both kindly & peacefully chuckling jives wink
FamilyRe: Divorce: He Claimed To Have A Degree In Mass Comm But He Has Just A Sch. Cert. by 2rez: 9:31am On Nov 10, 2015
momentum85:
Ewoooo!guys can lie just to impress ladies.
... & ladies love to accept lies to impress guys grin
Jokes EtcRe: Only For People With High IQ by 2rez: 8:44pm On Nov 08, 2015
holyteeboy:
then whats the answer........
g. Son-in-law buh e no dey among grin
Jokes EtcRe: Only For People With High IQ by 2rez: 7:06pm On Nov 07, 2015
holyteeboy:
Since theresa's daughter is your daughters's mother you are a SON-INLAW to theresa
Same opinion but it's not part of the option. Eleyi gidi gan oh grin
Jokes EtcRe: Wet Latest And Funny Jokes On Your Whatsapp, Drop Ur Numbers by 2rez: 6:55pm On Nov 07, 2015
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by 2rez: 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
Shell Nigeria graduate recruitment 2015 – Application closes 13 November 2015, so apply latest 12 November 2015
1.     Click on link below:
http://www.shell.com/global/aboutshell/careers/students-and-graduates/shell-graduate-programme/recruitment_day/app-shellrd-myapplication.html ;
2.     Under region, select Africa
3.     Under country select Nigeria
4.     Click on search
5.     Click on Employment Opportunities 2015 - Nigeria
6.     Scroll down and click view job –opens in new window to apply
Fellow nairalanders, pls share.
PoliticsRe: No Plan To Go Back On N5,000 Allowance To Jobless Youths – APC Insists by 2rez: 9:43pm On Nov 06, 2015
DONSMITH123:
The All Progressives Congress has assured Nigerians that it will not back out on its plan to pay 5,000 Naira each month to jobless youths.

The party, therefore, called on the Nigerians to ignore the mischievous attempt by the PDP to confuse and mislead them on the issue.

APC in a statement issued in Abuja on Friday by its National Publicity Secretary, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, said even though the PDP-led Federal Government milked the nation’s treasury dry, while in power, it would not stop them from fulfilling their campaign promises.

According to him, ”Now, the Buhari administration has been busy putting into place measures that will make it possible to start the implementation of this project. Such measures include the introduction of the Treasury Single Account (TSA).

“We are happy to inform Nigerians that as of the end of September 2015, over 1.4 trillion Naira – which hitherto was lying unproductively in various commercial banks – has been recovered
and paid into the TSA,” APC said.

Cc: lalasticlala

http://dailypost.ng/2015/11/06/no-plan-to-go-back-on-n5000-allowance-to-jobless-youths-apc-insists/
Sophisticated balderdash. Mstchew... undecided
TravelRe: Trailer Saved Another From Falling This Morning In Lagos by 2rez: 9:36pm On Nov 06, 2015
grayht:
lol... No difference na.. If the oda trailer moves, u knw the rest na
grin cheesy no be lie sha
TravelRe: Trailer Saved Another From Falling This Morning In Lagos by 2rez: 10:27am On Nov 06, 2015
grayht:
Hian!!! This is how our enemies will fall this year!
Mind u e no fall so modify that prayer grin
PoliticsRe: RCCG Not Repairing Lagos-ibadan Expressway – Ogun by 2rez: 8:00am On Nov 06, 2015
Tolexander:
http://punchng.com/2015/11/4312
Ogun state, shey na spoil them con dey spoil am? Rabbish talk wey deserve better factory reset aka front slap. sad
PoliticsRe: Why 5k From FG? We Need Jobs by 2rez: 9:25pm On Nov 05, 2015
Lousymouth:
Yes ooo... They Promised us Jobs too ooo... But we need the 5k for transport fare during Job hunting...
cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mexico: FIFA U-17 Semi Final 4 - 2 Full Time! by 2rez: 7:38pm On Nov 05, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:
Why castigate him?
Everyone is chanced to air his view,don't tell me you knew not what he tries bring out from his post.He has only been formal,which I bet you could as well do better.You could chose to type in pidgin or any sort of.Once your point is clear.I want to believe there is nothing much special in what he had typed,so,to say.
BTW;
@Blueto keep developing your self,it might eventually be your uniqueness in person.But sincerely,we need not necessary have to be casual on this educative forum in the first place.So keep it up.
Hmn, if i know, what about those wey no know? U see, being a grammarian is no problem by me, i mean it's cool but when u are in a forum that houses diverse nationality & u go on to make ur comments using excessive vocabs & grammar, that's uncool. Of course u are entitled to ur comments & of course u make ur comments so as to be read by nairalanders from diverse nationality, in that case, u try to make ur vocabs explicit enough to everyone's comprehension. Although some use vocabs to make their comments, all in the name of getting likes that i guess brings food to their tables grin. In a nutshell, in a forum that houses diverse nationality, ensure or learn to use simple, meaningful & comprehensive grammar to convey ur comments to people in general. Infact, not only on nairaland & BTW, POC, that wasnt castigation, rather correction. wink
Jokes EtcRe: U Go Fear English Na....... by 2rez: 5:11pm On Nov 05, 2015
ddaammyy:
COPIED!!!
U GO FEAR ENGLISH......
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of
milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle. 5. Be quiet… the principal just passing away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit
suicide.
13. She is a boy.
Oya add yours
English kill me, i die. cheesy
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mexico: FIFA U-17 Semi Final 4 - 2 Full Time! by 2rez: 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2015
2sex:
seriously. I didn't want to say anything initially until I saw your post... A LOT OF the words he used ARE WRONG, ABUSED AND MISUSED.. RUN some through google and see.... for example: "i concess" please what is concess mbok? I just hate such display of stupidity... angry angry angry angry
cheesy cheesy. U wey get this moniker ehn. U be 2sex, me be 2rez, u go pay for that 2 oh smiley. See rhymes onpoint grin. While reading through his commentary, seriously i was smiling. @ some point, i fast warded the reading to the conclusive part. Oginni. Sufficient for the day, i mean yesterday is the stress there of cheesy. Make man no add join hin stress wey he never contain. Am telling u, he wldnt have wasted such space if he had used simple grammar. No be display of stupidity, maybe he is trying to sell himself as a grammarian undecided. Lol@ u ran some through google. U get time oh. :DNairaland is full of comedians lately smiley
PoliticsRe: #Our5k: Nigerian Youths Demand Fulfillment Of Campaign Promises On Twitter by 2rez: 4:33pm On Nov 05, 2015
IlekeHD:
[size=14pt]See lazy igbo touts begging for #5000.

Please go and get a job. IPOD youths, bunch of hungry jobless touts.
[/size]
U are a bloo.dy hypoc.rite to have spewed that ill.sh.it. sad
RomanceRe: My Man’s Dad Smacked My Bum by 2rez: 12:57pm On Nov 05, 2015
airmirthd1:
I don't even know what to write.....keeping my fingers crossed
Lied! U know otherwise u wouldnt have written. grin
RomanceRe: My Man’s Dad Smacked My Bum by 2rez: 12:44pm On Nov 05, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoL! "grin"

Well, the third time would probably mean he's A pervert....I'd give him One or two kicks in his balls...wink I really don't care if his Obasenjo's father...What matters is "I've got my REVENGE" smiley
If paale con follow the kick in his balls kpai nko? grin
RomanceRe: My Man’s Dad Smacked My Bum by 2rez: 12:40pm On Nov 05, 2015
Pinshure of the smacked bumbum make we see wetin he dey smack & as he dey smack am grin. Don't mind me jare. Father-son relationship no be sere sere oh & besides, what gives u the assurance that ur bf would believe u? Dont make a fool of urself in that family pls. Avoid everything that could serve as an indelible stain on ur surname. It's very very important. Try & watch the way u relate with paale. Familiarity breeds contempt as they say. Give urself some respect if u dont do that b4. I wont advice u to tell ur bf oh. If u tell ur bf, na YAWA, if hin family pple them con hear, dat na KASALA oh. shocked If e happen ehn, u no go sabi the kain song wey u suppose sing follow the beat grin. Like u said earlier, it's a family u get along with very well & if i may ask, wetin make u sober? Abi u sef don dey fall for the paale wey u con dey switcharoo for us? Anyway, just let it slide down but make sure u set trap for him down the slide when such unwelcomed gesture reoccurs. Trap like audio recording but watch what u alter too when the trap is being set. That'll serve as a proof to substantiate ur claim when gbege finally happun grin . I hope there's an iota of truth in ur gripe anyways. Be well
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos From Edo State Robbery Incident by 2rez: 12:02pm On Nov 05, 2015
preciousMI1:
pretentious 2rez
Chineke me, a nairalander don sammer me a new moniker oh-pretentious 2rez, chai. Back to tha unanswered question grin, i say werin ur oju shocked find reach there ehn? smiley
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mexico: FIFA U-17 Semi Final 4 - 2 Full Time! by 2rez: 1:00am On Nov 05, 2015
blueto:
I presume that one of the reasons for the impermanence and indubitable failure to implicitly transits the sublime performance to the senior world cup is because of lack of steadfastness by homogeneous set of players.

we were hoping and maintaing a resolute fidelity on the previous U-17 lads to evovle to the U-20 world cup and win it, since they did absolutely well in the U-17. but they ended up being one of the commiserated teams in the tornament.

this is because they are now virtually deviod of thesame level of dedication and passsion of which they formally possessed during the U-17 world cup. they played the U-17 world cup with great commitment because they know that it was an unprecedented vantage of displaying their phenomenal talents to the world, and most especially to secure the attention and the induction into some prestigious clubs, to play and earn in the top league and clubs!
At this stage, they are ready to do anything just to record an impressive performance.

But onces they have succesfully achieved this objective, they begin to exprience a frivolous and a declining enthusiasm for the national team. they no longer put in their best, because of they have gotten want they wanted.

And aslo because of the saying that 'Nigeria is not worth dieing for'
If any detrimental situation betide them during national football matches, they will be forgotten without any indemnification for them and their families.
Nigerias praise and consider you when you are active and yeilding great results, but they desert you in the time of adversity.
And I predicate that such pedestrian mindset by Nigerians is one of the major deterrents to them.
Communication is when u pass ur message to people using simple, meaningful and comprehensive grammar. Kindly learn how to communicate mister. wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: SOULMATE WHATS APP GROUP STRICTLY ADULTS (GUYS & LADIES) 20YRS AND ABOVE by 2rez: 12:14am On Nov 05, 2015
thegoodone2:
jesus see ur people
My brother Jesus dey see shocked them, infact on 3D. If for say the post topic involve Jesus matter ehn, my brother make i comment my reserve for that matter grin
CrimeRe: Graphic Photos From Edo State Robbery Incident by 2rez: 8:12pm On Nov 04, 2015
preciousMI1:
he couldn't even use the stolen money to shave his pubic region.... if only he knew he will be caught. .
Wetin ur oju shocked find reach there? grin
BusinessRe: How To Make $1,000/month Writing And Researching Online by 2rez: 2:41pm On Nov 04, 2015
ladywriter:
I have been making money online writing/researching online for the past two years now. I got my first writing job here on Nairaland with a content writing firm in Lagos. I worked for a few month with the company and then moved to www.freelancer.com. Freelancer.com is authentic and most importantly it is free. You can receive your income directly in Nigeria through a master card issued by a company known as payoneer.

Freelancer.com
Freelancer.com is an online marketplace where employers post their jobs and members executes it. There a lot of jobs available on the website - such as writing/data entry/research/ typing/web design/social media marketing/market research/business plan writing etc.

What is required:
1. Open a free account on freelancer.com
2. Search for jobs in the marketplace
3. Place your bids
4. Get picked by the employer
5. Get paid
6. Withdraw your income into payoneer card (Please do not use Paypal, as it is not yet legal to withdraw into Paypal acct, you can only use it to make payment online for now). Payoneer card is better and safe).
7. Withdraw your money from any mastercard ATM in Nigeria.

If you have questions get in touch with me on virtualassistprof@gmail.com
What a late comer am i grin. Anyway, as the saying goes, it's better late than never. Well i hope i have not missed much ladywriter. I stumbled upon this thread & was like wow. U have done extremely so great. You invested your time, interest and love all being put together to help nairalanders engage in some productive ventures, i must say u are God sent. I believe it's only God that can reward u & empower u the more so as to continue to do what u love to do passionately. Without being told & having read your posts, not all though, i know u got undying passion for this. Thanks once again, God bless u.
EventsRe: Pictures From The Birthday Party Of A Female Nairalander by 2rez: 2:23pm On Nov 04, 2015
scholes0:
Does the girl on the extreme left have an erect dick up? shocked
cheesy seems so oh & by the way, na back patapata she for dey as dem wan take photo so. Dressing code says all white na without been told grin
EventsRe: Pictures From The Birthday Party Of A Female Nairalander by 2rez: 2:18pm On Nov 04, 2015
Yustash001:
Looks like an Olosho....HBD though..
U blurted that "word" out plain unclothed. Yustash001thabadhtguy cheesy
RomanceRe: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by 2rez: 8:00am On Nov 03, 2015
vizkiz:
virgin at 26? Nigga, you are gay!!! angry
Oh my! Are u KIDding mehuh
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Emir Sanusi's Daughter, Yusra by 2rez: 9:41pm On Nov 02, 2015
She's pretty buh the dentition though & by the way, frivolous topics often on front page lately is unbecoming. Perhaps the mods get high & over excited on frivolities lately. grin

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