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he don Bleep d gal so hard
realease inside her.
yuck.
wtf
Orange seller pekus
u come go lick am.
so disgusting.
i wonder the smell dat emanated from there.
disgusting

naija police.
anything u say or do would be used against you in the court of police station after endless statements.

thisbis not ghastly na.
just front bonet with damaged engine amd dashboard.
abegi.

stupid shiit

i keep saying it.
women are useless.
according to the bich.
when j saw how they used to spend money on me
and others then i decided to get closer to know wassup.
bich.

all they know is money.
good or bad

afonjas been repping they orientation since time immemorial.
from incest to rapings to local 4.1.9,yahoo,money rituals,music rituals..
rituals
rituals
and more rituals.
afonja al the way men
wtf

i have bitcoins.
1200 worth in dollars.
i am legit
i only do face to face wire transfer.
its just 100k bro.
i lost 200k to perfect money hackers.
but its easy.
go to the bank with detectives.
sort the detective small tin.
theyd trace his acct.
acct details
street address
tel nos.
them also d network wud invade his sim privacy
trace his numbers and friends and relatives
hed be caught.
but i doubt it.
some guy duped me in uniben of 80k
all cause of say i be wan dagbo my schlx fees
not knowing dat d lecturer had made plans to travel out.
na my 80kbcome complete im travel out shiit.
then i wan die.
but today.i make way more than that times ten in a week.
at times
God makes u loose cheap cash for the ultimate..
if u go buy police
court
bank
tel companys

money wey u go spend don pass 100k.
next time wise up.

next time lay ambush for him.

blame pmb and mmm

shes on probation
house arrest ankle monitor tracking shiit

wen he fhuck him wife for 2years
he go tire.

i remain faceless bro.
abeg i wan watch dstv smoke sk with hot coffee.
no vex bro

hedonistic:
Why you come here dey make mouth if you no wan tell boys wetin dey? At least give some rough clues wey sharp boys fit 'kana'.

Na computer your money dey comot from? Na 'that' way or normal way? You go drop hints na.

i no dey talk of abuja bro. dats the main city of deceit
benin city mentality.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...all those things na poverty mentality.

I be Abuja boy, so all those things no dey faze me cos I don see real ballers and I know as e dey go. [/color]

come gra.
u go tire
useles b.i.u halots
come see how dem dey talk lies for second ugbor
u go tire.
everyone in gra is rich.
dats benin city mentality

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You no lie at all!

Na Benin I dey school and Naso I dey see most of the boys here. Their own na to get money wey dem go use buy casket for club.

Some go hustle enter Malay or SA, when them come back na to waste the money. After a few years them don broke again.

Only very few get sense.[/color]

abegi.
i had about 2500 in btco thursday
bu today its about 1900$
btc is useless
it fluctuates
also mmm aint coming back
dem jus dey give una hope.
it aint never gonna come back
quote me.
its gone forever

baba as boiz go say.
Na God.
jus think of wha can get you money.
nobody taught me,just think of what you are good at doing.and focus on it. it may be good or bad..jus be good..talk 2 God..know your destiny and your direction in life..I'm nobody..buh at least i know i got tk make it in life..i want my wife.kids and family to sleep in comfort.

dacovajnr:
I'm humbled by your response..now show me the way bro

this woman can zuor
so landing fees of 32k na big owo
the one ery dullari has spent on endless trips
if dem calculate am.
u go cry blood.
at times i begin to wonder if pmb is an astronaut cause na only dem dey travel into space .

I'm clean bro.
agbero keh.
i no dey starch my shirt or native
instagram shiits
or dey wear bling bling
dey use iphone 7
or dey speak phonetics.
baba i be regular niggi..buh veey coded.

dacovajnr:
You must be an Agbero with what you typed above

i base thr.buh when i see say benin boiz no dey geh sense..dey waste money dey do big boi for gra but no geh personal aous..stil dey geh one self contain room for im papa mansion..dah one na life.benin ppl with beer na 5 and 6.
.i gas relocate go lag.
o bob lag life tire me.
jesu
now where i dey.very normal and cool place.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Na because of the name wey you tey call the Jazz na why I ask.[/color]

u dont mean it.
i know right now he will jus be

i said it.
jus forget
we are violent in naija.

na by benin
na everywhere.
you cant jus come oit flashy.
imagine if e money dey enter everywhere for naija
dem go robb am.
kidnap am.
kill am sef.
ibno dey benin
but dsts jus naija way of life.
if your car aint bullet proof the dont come out feeling like a big man .

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lol are you serious? E be like say na Benin you dey.

Right?[/color]

share keh for nairaland.
hahahahahahaha
I'm self made bro.
i dont keep much friends
i dont drink in pub
i hate the police
i do not go to clubs and start shouting.
i do not play loud music
i am rugged
i also relate with street niggis on dah s.k buying shit only.
i got lots of missed calls.
i dont chaee gurls cause they useless and got obly pussy to offer.so i Bleep wen i feel like.
i got my mind focused on
money.money and more money.
the money we are all looking for is here with us
surrounded the entire federation.
as long as u got it..you made it.
only you.
nobody else.
ppl make way more higher than i do..thats cool.
the basic thing is we are al making it.
jus last nite i got missed calls from useless biches.
i changed my sim already.
women are distraction
bad friends a big problem
selfie friends..u die a poor man
nake that money bro.

igwedaboss:
Want to share? I'm willingly

ogunmeh...jazz or juju.
cause when they see your club is operating on normal prices and its clean.no fights..no violence..you getting more customers...you need more space..
a problem sets in
esp in naija.
if you not into spiritual protection and shiit.
and you making it big..your God must be very very powerful.if not na spiritual attack o

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I like this your last idea. Seriously thinking of setting up something like that later on.

But what is ogunmeh? [/color]

when i mean dress hagard.
i mean normal shirts
jeans
and sneakers
on foot.
i have a car.but hardly drive it.
why cause when ppl get to know yoy
its either you get kidnappers
robbed
or you loose it all.
africa is deadly
esp naija. our rate of envy here is abt 95%.
if you doubt me.buy a flashy car and start moving around.you will notice the level of hate and disgust everyone has for yoy.
even the bike men hate you.
they see u inside a\c car like range or venza.they frown at you.
the police see u doing god 4yourself.they jealous and ready to gun you down.
i mean everybody got hate.
in church..they feel you proud.
you feel me
[quote author=ninovandross post=52655238]bro wic type money u come dey make na, if after acquiring 350k u still dey dress haggard, abi u bi ritualist [/quot

baba nor be him fault.
number one oppression
number two..respect
number 3..life of comfort
number 4...misplaced priorities.
human wants are non ending
buh rather choose those wants that will favour your well being in life.
id rather buy land and build a aous
dan to buy a car and still be paying yearly rent.
goin clubbing.
i hate clubs.
why will i pay 3000naira for bottled water so dat those thieves can be calling me sir.sir.
i feel so disgusted
but na dat sir sir sor esp for club and hotel dey make yung boiz head dey burst.
dey drive car of 3m
dey stay rent of 250k.
food clubbing..intenet..police..girls...alcohol....calls...mechsnic..goes close to 2m a year.why wonr you finish 5m so quick
when dispenser for aous never finish.

dangotesmummy:
exactly. I've seen men make this repeated mistake over and over.money they never envisiaged fell on their laps and instead of buying a house first and then use the rest for buisness they rather choose to buy liabilities. E.g they will buy a car first marry second wife or start forming olowo in club aka brother serve them round

There was one of my customers who is like a younger brother to me.this guy is very hardworking friendly and keeps to his words and that endeared him to me.

He was able to save 5million and he confided in me and so I told him since you're still a bachelor with no responsibilities,your parents are doing well for themselves go and build a bungalow with at least 2m.furnish it to your taste and do sitting room couples bedroom children's bedroom etc the way a moderate family house should be.guess what

Aburomi omagbotemi.he went ahead to use 4m to buy a car that didn't last him up to a year before the car started giving him issues. The car started developing issues that was already eating into his remaining 1m.

Police impounded his car for driving one way.he bailed his car with 30k and used the remaining money to settle his house rent and bought laptop and printers which failed

Bottonline he just blew 5m just like that without achieving anything worthwhile. My dear I didn't say anything again. I just started watching him as his life was falling apart and things were going haywire for him

dahs d problem now cause na dagbo full town.
as work no dey
na guy man be babalawo.
so na too jus rely on God.
one feh wey i know spent close to 2m on jazz.
all of them were fake.

Greedgod:
u knw any baba with strong ogumeh ?

no be lie.
bab yur aous na your aous o.
make it look like 5star hotel.
paying rent multiplied by unforseen problem go make the money quick finish.
alow am spend im money o.

dangotesmummy:
Build your own house first even if it's a small bungalow. Your house is your house.money can finish, buisness can go south but you will always find comfort in your own house.when the chips are down you will have something to be grateful for.1million is enough to do all that

Then you can use the rest of the money for buisness. Buisness can fail you Your wife can leave you friends can disappoint you but you will always have something forever,a house where no lanlord can come and harass you

What if you

smh
u shud av done al these br u graduated.
not aft graj.
nawa o.
work with me.
i mame abt 350k every 2weeks
sure money.
but im on low key.
dress hagard
but af financial freedom.
can travel anywhere and live large

yaqq:
Seriously am presently in ur situation, a fresh graduate and mum decided to give me 2.5m to start up something, av decided to start selling good suits for ladies nd men. av bought washing machines, pressing irons and will rent a shop soon to start laundry service, and will see if I can sell good perfumes and shoes too

baba be wise
dont fall r scams here.
if u r into yahoo
or 419
and u got the money by accident or ilegal.
think wise.
u got 3 mil and u cant think of what to keep the money doubling..then therez a problem.
u need steady income
go into blogging
online betting
or start selling uk clean gadgets
open a mini gadget store.
rent a duplex and turn it into a mini cinema.
that can take in abt 20ppl.
open an indoor bar.
allow sk smokers and ciga smokers to feel free.
no thugs
no beggars
adequate security.
sell your stuffs at normal price.
a/c 24/7 indoor
bring in strippers and clean strippers
and watch you smile everyday.
but u gas do ogunmeh for protection

baba highest wru i don do on a freeway..120km
and na cause say na inside campus.
omo no go there.
you can do 200 on the freeway if yoi drive a hummer
or some kind of very big truck
not those mini suvs
and saloon cars
cause only poth holes and ditch wey full town go send you to early grave.
plus confused drivers who are impatient
learners who hand never straight for road fit go press park for express.
or al those pub transport drivers wey dey speed like say dem dey use jazz.
come see jazz wey dose car smugllers dey use.dem dey tear speedometer o.
na dem be the real Need for speed ...

this is petty theft.
why not give him broom to sweep the whole market
and..wait wat d fhuck amai sayong2.
dis guus are on hatd drugs and theu ruthless..do not pity them..hate them the same wau you hate a police that takes bribe.
e even dey luck sau dem no tie am luke gymnastics
weu dem go join hand and leg together for back.
come turn u 2 snake with yur belly on ground.
thief.
he might die of internal bleeding to the brain
cause naturally the brain is heavy
so placing a heavier
jesu christi
mike tyson blow times 2 for the last 2or 3 hrs.
this is instant death
buh forgeti na naija we dey
d guy looks hard
he go survive am.
go rob more ppl nextweek.
left alone.
id beay him up to pulp.

abegi.
its only natural for humans to slide at times.
i mean this is a pub stunt,looking for some dumb ass ratings...
state governor who dsnt understand his purpose as ekitis leader.
my ppl.
its obvious hez now taking hard drugs.
just watch out.i mean which sane governor ..even fashila former lag gov and nlw minister of darkness never brought himself this low.

come on of fayose can be seen doing all of these shiits.
expect more dumb stunts from him soon.
like he wil be thr one to arrest a criminal with the police or he might be a traffic warden,or be a fuel attendant. ..something real stupid is loading up in his brain.
wtf..so no fire extinguisher
no long pressure tanker hose
nothing.
we remain backward for life.

imagine a state gov using dirty bucket of water to quench fire.
he was not even on safety helment.
clothes lr shiiit..
white will read such a news and never cease to call us illiterate black monkeys.