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ehe shud be jailed.
you can never try this in u.s.a
dem go give you better fine.
as for the sexual predator.
he wud be severely dealth with.

buh wa8 o..if naso uk be..
all those local self contain for ikorodu.

as we don recent reach.
ppl still dey use old tv stand
and big head big back desktop tv.
dirty tiles
and cheap wall paint
wtf.
e mean say if uk citizens come naija begin see plasma...led..smart tv..dem go denounce dem citizenship be that.

women ..girls and the so called social media army freaks..in short wtf are girls doing in sambisa with ak 47 and shiiiy.
we xo xo backward in defence.
den b4 u know it.u wud hear that soldier brutalized a civilian because he was listening to radio biafra

oh bobs.
d guy ogunmeh don dey bwckfire2.
b4 u know it
he will run mad and start running the streets naked.
dem don nack am apako

hmmmm

abegi.
who be burna boi.
imagine one song
he jis day shout
baby yay
baby yay
baby yay
baby yay.

abegi
dis guy is last

i need dollar to be 700 to naira.
abeg..

wen am looking tor 10k dolls like kilode.
i go cum sidon dey watch
fake asses speaking in phonetics and living a fake life on camera.
like wtf.
even in this fucking recession
stupid ass bleeps still running senseless and bastardized illicit stupid sexuall predator big brother shiit.
by now this shiiiy shud be scraped.
we really are the most stupif persons on earth
then wen they come put
stupid asses wud start feeling fly like wtf
we on the same soil bro
drinking the same water
and i had so much fuking freedom than u gays anf lesbs
fhuck u guys.
so immoral amd shiiiit.
them i go see them for church dey pray like say jesus dey come yesterday.
abegi
fools

abegi.
the show is as useless as nysc

cele with ogunmeh be like petrol and car

we are too backward.
i address my father by his name.
wtf.
how can i bow down to greet who.
i bow to no man

baba freeze geh acct for nairaland.

lovat:
Freeze is just a drunk fool who nobody takes seriuos again

bloody atheist
baba Go to hell

so your own na to dey enta bank
they observe.
no make dem go label u as informant to bank robbery..kidnaps..
jus imagine d shiiit u wrote

all these acube sneakers.
chinco copy

between beema ..benz or bentley.
i no sabi wich one rugged pass and its accident proof.
i no say if 2 say men na honda or toyota geh dis kind accident.
them go give up.

he must have been on 160 in the express.
looks like a somersault either busted tyre...ditch .
in drugs.
making call while driving
playing game on phone while doing 180 on the freeway
if you do not drive a toyota cruise.
pathfinder
4 runner
g wagon
i mean basically off road trucks mai guy kukuma dey on 80 to 100 speedlimit cause those saloon cars skid off the road easily men.

thst was when nollywood were still making movies.
no be all these nre useless village
palace
king anf queen inside one mansion and start shouting guards guards.den it will onlybbe palace..gateman..queen king and some staged elders.
or those useless city movies wey no dey geh pass one or two scenes.
the office is always empty with no colleagues
or empty bar.not a single soul in it
or empty club..restaurant
and all contracts..business transaction..documents snf oyher shiits..na only mouth them dey use talk am.
or those opo movies such as bold 5 babes.
now another stupid movie such as mmm why has now been launched.
nollywood remains backward

kill the soldier
stab him
stab hia legs
hands
mouth
dick.
ass

how dare u beat an unarmed civilian
den wen it comes to boko haram
una go dey run 4shelter.
i don beat one soldier b4.
i almost killed him b4 im boyz come
i don travel enta abj
dem go dey do commando style wit civilians
dey do like say dem fit carry highlander s.u.v wit one hand
bastards
may boko haram continue to kill all soldiers.
bastards.
i hate them all
bastard.
we need to challenge this bastards n stab them quick.
irs 2017 n we going hard

yahoo dating legir buh he don go tie am down wit ogunmeh

baba my phone axreen big
n na touch.
i cant b stressing myself to erase n correct
i type wt o e hand

2plus2:
With your pigin even accident go fear you. Chai..

ozwor ppl
trump don enta the white aous
no going back.
i kukuma know am say such things luke dis.
i mean who flogs a dead horse.
basicallybi won
im the new president of the usa
and theres nothing anyone can do bout me.
u think i do.
yea whateva..
fight
jump into the sea
do we have those ..yea go hug a transformer
walk into a lions den
im the new world leader and im here to stay.

dis kind ton don hapylun 2me b4
i dey go warri.
enta muyi line b4 uselu.
wen we reach warri express naso brake failure.
oh bobs na trailer we dey see so o.
me no kukuma shake
naso d guy man swerve go left.alas ee go hit tree.
tree gree uproot.
men naso o come down.
go quarry driva say wetin dey sup.
d mumu dey quote years of experience for me
say he be expert driver.
i just smh

na baba God

lol
mai guy i no really gif a fhuck bro.

dessz:
bro u no still learn so u mean it should be "sliced your carrots" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahha

ok na sliced u wan hear.
na pidgin i dey write my gai.
shuuo
nawa om

dessz:
jesuuuus Christ of Nigeria u typed slize your carrots... what my mouth have seen my eye cannot talk.

baba apply na pidgin na.
e mean add or use na shuuo
i be legit chef

curvilicious:
Apply apply apply na cream?

i said it.
it wont be more than s.a.r.s
they always lookin 4 yahoo guys.
according to them and i quote.

Some students living in the area told our correspondent that the policemen came to the football pitch and started shouting Yahoo boys, Yahoo boys and thereafter opened fire on the students.

its only sars dat run away fromnthe real armed robbers..kidnappers and militants.
but wud be doing commando style when it comes to chasing and attacking unarmed persons who dey believe every young man isay yahoo boi.

its only s.a.r.s dat wear plain cloth uniforms.

baba dis way too complex.
na normal to fry your oil on low heat....apply curry and stir till its greenish....add your cooked meat water which consits of salt..curry and other ingredients....then apply rice..sliced aboki meshai raw pepper...apply onions..magibcubes or knor....add salt..alow it cook till its close to 15mins..then slize yur carrot to cube size...canned beans. canned maize ..and other fried rice ingredients...add abt 9mins to when rice is almost ready.stir and lastly fry your soft chicken and cubed plantain ..baba den down it with cold bottled coke under ac and watching better movies in HD.

na street wee day.
why stress your self to cook 30mins meal
with all your long format.
how many ppl geh oven.
e no favor me make i cook am easy style
dan to dey follow your instructions.
na party i dey cook for.
for this recession i go dey stress myself.
abegi
if you come on here and start writing all those copy and paste format say teaspoon this
grill that.
how many ppl dey use grill for here
abi dem tell u say nepa half bulb current of 20mins fit power water pump talk more of grill and oven.
mai friend

do you mean you are now a terrorist.
men...dss go pick u up tomorrow.go join dem kanu for court case

YorubaMuslim202:
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afonja uku and pekus
jesus
dem smell like rotten liquid eggs.
fhuck

dem no dey baff well.
na so so bleach bleach.
wtf

and man u wept profusely

who gives a fhuc abt this ugly ass wannabez.
fucking ho pregnant shiit

apc.
change.

usa im the latest in town
and 4sho.