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baba forgeh all na lie.
tonto never smoked weed.
wtf.
baba if ai see am say she smoke weed.
i go ph for mmm
na tobacco she dey smoke.
her life of opo don come bac.
na benson tins.
cold benson with esse cigarettes.
churchill don tire for her matter
he don see say tonto toto no sweet again
no level.
she don dey take cigarrette with codeine and cocaine.

tonto never smoke ganja.
lailai

bich
she don cast

booked

booked space

abegi.
schl filled with chronicd dullards.
schl wey be say dem dey write exam answer for board.
abegi

oyedepo said this done few weeks back.
now apostle suleiman saying it.
we await news from christ embassy.
our chair of doom...prophet tb joshua
and oda men in the ministry

for femi kuti to reply them.
means he was high on weed shiiit

in a day.
lagos accidents..abt 10 to 12

lagos don too crowd.
make una go other states.
some ppl believe say na lagos dem must make am
and die as well.

trafiic everywhere
drunks everywhere
incest rapists everywhere
jjc guy men local 4.1.9 everywhere
agberos everywhere
okada everywhere
thieves everywhere
419 scammers everywhere esp comp village
money wash wash...
one chance
ritualists everwhere
robbers everywhere
kidnappers everywhere
smh 4 lagos state

abegi.
how mush be dollar.
shoe of abt 550 dolls or cheaper sef.
my guys dey send me stuffs from up town.
some dey label am 300$
shirts..150$.

ibno dey bother to carry calculator cause i no say naira no level.
she dey act like say she be lecturer or one kind hard salary earner wey dey save maybe two or three months salary just to show off or feel among.
your father.
God punish you.

dog wey be say he dom geh weight b4 or fat and healthy.
i trust naija..she 4don flog the living daylight out of that dog..if truly she struggled to get that money.
bich

avoid protest
either peaceful or violent.
if you dont..
someone else maybe next to you might pay the price.
just pray he survives csuse bullet wounds can kill
esp ak 47 type.
if na say na pistol now..
e 4 good.
its like someone piercing your wound and pouring water deep into it..
why cant police use rubber bullets
or stun guns

stun guns sef na im pain pass
buh ai sure say all those strong men go run odeshi against stun guns...

who can guide us now.
police...unnecessary killings mostly by trigger happy drunks
army...constant intimidation on civilians
navy..constant accidental bombings.
dss..frequent burglary proof hackers and steady accidental discharge shiit
every sector..got rotten shiits in them

nawa o.
so ai no fit dey talk wetin we dey see everyday.
if na soldier talk dis one now for road
una go fir talk back.
besides how can a student be doing yahoo
if she wasnt greedy as well.
see yahoo is not only on computer.
our nation is yahoo
our leaders ..yahoo
style of leadership..yahoo.
minsiters
governors
pastors
last administration...massive yahoo.
current administration...coded yahoo
education...yahoo
telecommunications...yahoo.
bank...yahoo
mmm...yahoo

basically everyone is out thr to cheat one another..
bankers.marketers.business men and women..traders..cab men...clubs..customs..ndlea...car dealers..land sellers..land grabbers...burea de exchange...airport officials..the list is non ending..everyone is out there to cheat the other..no joy

Princedapace:
Did u just type this? And when has Yahoo Yahoo become a legal business? Stop defrauding people who worked hard to earn their money.. do u know the pains u cause them? A victim called our centre last week to lament how she was defrauded... she was a student.. she wept.. her line was used and her bank details.. even the white women they defraud, is it worth it? Live clean if u want to be free.. no peace for anyone.. be it those in national assembly or those on the street.. all na criminals..

for real
nysc borno
definitely its one of those high risk zones where death is easily obtainable

let all leaders step down just like jammeh of gambia did.
let them resign from that post
let them allow us to rule them.
we adults now..so we shud be in power.
we the active population.
dats when death wud be so hard in naija
cause we wud build these country
no more bad roads
no more gen
syeady light
free education
pimpinh pf all airports
no more fence around your house
free wifi unlimited
well preserved game reserves
no more agberos
militancy
election rigging
good economy
dollar wud be a thing of the past.
allow us rule

i believe him
hez responsible n funny.
no scandals at least.
humble men live long

you mean they were all doing direct.
no condom
and released inside a LovePeddler
a disease carrier
a confirmed r.i.p disease.
men well sha..
wtf.
how can i Bleep a whoore raw

not even tripple sized condoms and shiit.wtf..really sexually starved bastards in dat region men.
dumb asses abokis

i wish them death csuse they dead ppl already.
till they stop the intimidation..harrasments
beatings
torture
forcing u to write statement
forcing yo to meet they bastardized bail conditions
threating to settle it outside the station.
all are tactics.
we need gun licence.
many af gone due to police brutality
police incessant killings
men i got hate for them to death

9ja4show:
Becareful of what you write online, how can you wish another man dead? What is wrong with people

5 of my guys beeen killed by sars just cause of greed and jealousy.
why shoot.

2sexynet:
smart geez don't make noise... those who do are the ones that suffer the most.

my guy..if i give you write up.
be it bank
school
mtn
any fhucking scam shiiit.
baba u go like work for me.
these your format too long na.
shuuoo.
u dey even make am obvious say men nairaland dey run shows with mmm.
the main chair guider get him own handle and page..and why the fhuck would you stress your already dull brain just to compose format like say men..ppl still dey cash out.
excuses and long formats everyday.
there was a time i was spamming gmail with format for like 2hrs
suddenly my acctbsign out..o bobs i feel say men don hack my box...i come dey open am again..na sorry update on going..try bwck in a few minutes..
i refresh page like aft 5mins..same thing
i did then aft 7th min..e open
i do am again e open.
sharply dia update no reach 10mins sef
.imagine gmail a company dat has over god knows how many billion users who are actively online..
then talk less of mmm.
naso d dem dey update till the whole owo don settle for dey offshore acct.
baba una don enter once chance.
enjoying your money with me a d my bich

djblue007:
✨✨✨The Truth✨✨✨

MMM promised to switch over to a new model that will take care of fake pops, non- confirmation of orders, GHing not exceeding PHing etc. The new model in view promises to be the solution to the sustainability of the mmm community.

This was the major reason for the one month freezing period to give programmers time to complete and implement the new model!

UNFORTUNATELY, PROGRAMMERS COULDN'T MEET UP WITH THE TARGETED RESUMPTION DATE OF JAN 14th.

And because the mmm admin didn't want to disappoint the mmm faithfuls the promised resumption date which would have given the media another round of headline BREAKING NEWS, thereby causing unnessary panic, they proceeded to reopen still running with the old model!

What is going on right now is the final stages of test running the new model before its implementations. This is the reason for some of the delays in matching and some hitches seen in the system.

If you observed few days ago, the captcha was changed from numeric to alpha numeric and later changed back to numeric. These are signs of some of the on going upgrades and test running the new model.

What is required from all participants at this point is PATIENCE!
PATIENCE PATIENCE!

Then whilst waiting patiently, all mmm participants should teach their DLs the right ideology of mmm and also speak well of the community. Remember what you say is what you have!

MMM is me and you. MMM has no central account where we put in our money so Mr Mavrodi does not owe any one of us money.

The same way Mark Zuckerberg created facebook & gave the world a platform where people could connect with family & friends is also the same way Mr Mavrodi has created and given us a platform to use and help ourselves..

What we make out of this platform is entirely up to us!

It's important that all participants understand the ideology of mmm and how it works. What sustains the community is constant PH/GH/PH. Not just PH/GH. Pls note the difference.

After the resumption, many came only to GH their money and didn't PH anything back to the system. The question is WHO DO YOU EXPECT TO PAY YOU?? A GHOST OR MAVRODI HIMSELF?
Definitely not. You need a fellow participant to pay you with the PH ORDER made.

And for those that have been matched to PH, kindly pay up your orders without fear.

MMM cannot crash, except it's servers are wiped off completely, which is not possible.

God bless you all as we change the world TOGETHER !

baba na sars dey run am pass.
always sars.
useless coti.

efcc nodey park for road..begin flag you down...lailai.
na always sars.
any day..any time..best thing..wheneva any sars van mark u down..and torment you..
wrie down the pmaye nos..make aure you mark his face..trave him to his residence aft a month.
baba jus wipe off the family.
dats wat yhey need.
uselss bastardized illeterate sars ppl

so you mean to say
since its now a taboo.
anyone caught in the act..
definitely jungle justice.
no more gay lesbian shiiiits
no more gay lesbian acts.
now anyone caught goes to jail
gets jungle justice
or pays heavy fines close to 5m
i trust americans..dem go begin dey kill themselves.

apc...
change has come to america.

this time...no jokes.
real change.

if you are gay..internet scammer..illegal immigrants,arabs...drug barons...frauds..thieves.. all manner of evil..
im donald trump
Your new messiah
the new brutal president of the usa..
i gor zero tolerance to bullshit.
beware
be warned
cause

u mean u inserted your hard dick
burst her hymen
Bleep her blood
and then released insider her.
why wud u rape a minor.
wtf.
if u needed sex..go online..from instagram to badoo..dress big..pose in diff ppls car,house..go club jus to snap..uoload..begin dey talk ot money.
within 30mins biches be begging u to sex them.
but rather u raped a minor.
abeg dey shud insert that electric ring boiler into his anus.
as in let it be hot..put it inside cold water.
repeat same method twice .
then lastly apply pepper and boil for 3mins.
when u insert it..the pain dah gal felt would be seen on him.bastardized ipob rapists

don jazzy guy man.he nor even know you..talk less of say men..he regard you.he got bettet things to smile to and think of.
he got america ..his sexy wife and beautiful daughters..plus extended family..anf some oyher shiit to think of.
i know mr proud and arrogant donald would definitely be like

the law always favors tenants anytime ..anyday

if u live in benin...or a place with less traffic.
buy manual.
if u live in lag..and mahor cities with huge traffic.
my guy u go geh muscle pull...frustrations...gear shifting and clutch wohala.baba avoid manual.
feel likay boss and use auto

mumu..dem dey see range rover manual.
some fools dey see automatic is old school.
recent cars are all auto.
well r dat kind of scrap mercedes sef..na manual go fit am .abegi

our new world leader
cos according to usa
they tagh everything as world.
world biggest dhic
world best playa
world greatest slap
new world order

lol.
12 inch plasma lcd year model 2002
lol
we so way back in technology

Dongreat:
Now this is a dude hardly known on Nairaland but bam, his album is already out. Congrats man. Working in silence and let success shout it loud for you.

I hope you dey see oga Airforce1, no be to dey grab that your skinny masquerade girlfriend waist dey snap every time, or boast about your singlets and bargain socks or dey make mouth with 12 inch plasma TV always at the background.

abegi.
afonjas dey geh sense.
go okay the album naso so noise.
trash music artists everywhere.
they cant even compose original tracks.lyrics...beats and inspiration ..all is alwys centered at women.
womans yansh..womans eyes..womans leg..her friends..how i want to nack..gimme your facebook.
i mean stypid songs everywhere.

true democrazy.
i mean the whites life have been planned.
monitored
and highly secured.
but we africans.
our continent is cursed with greedy and bastardized leaders whose only target is to play wayo all the time and loot..when pmb was sworn in..i rem vividly...patience jonathan said over her dead body will she attend the inauguration...una remember say she dey so do bitter till abt a year plus..she don finally accept her faith.
imagine say pmb dey romance jonah and im wife as trump dey do and dey play soft to the obamas so..say make he move enter chopper..walai

u 4 see two old men dey throw punches
aisha go dey beat patience for open
efcc gondey fight dss
soldier go dey wound police.
lol

and we go dey say na agonjas do omota .agberoism.
whitey and blackey for yankey..na dem thug pass.
ppl wey geh access to guns.
nawa o

80 percent of south africans
have h.i.v

my pipol of ekiti
and other gullible naija at large.
i am here once again..
though I'm not physically there with you..however from the comfort of the govt house...it is a shame that pmb was not invited to witness the inauguration of donald trump

all those badtards wey dey form gay anx lesbian.
when this guy iroko tree receive signal
come pick begin deliver like 4G
dem go take off.
jesu

this ad views go soon go from 2200 to 30,000 views under 30mins.
i trust them gay vaseline crew
all those bigdick lovers.
pastors wifes
biches
ho's
linda ikeji wet pussiie
charlie boy
denrele
our new leader..bobbyrisky...
and all of them gay asses still mastubating on dat disgusting wesley pipes long ass dhic

so 100k na money to you.
all these 1k for 3gig data boiz.
abegi my guy carry your stypid wealth shiit elsewhere.
nobody is eva gonna do that shiit.
youd end up aelling your shiit to survive stupid asd ass wipes.

mlmguy:
Your mates are busy making money, stay there dey dull

scammer

mlmguy:
I wont trade words with you man.
But dont ever quote my post in your life if you dont have anything reasonable to say.