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PoliticsRe: Trump Solidarity Rally: Pro-Biafra Agitators, Soldiers Clash, Scores Wounded by 2shur: 6:33pm On Jan 20, 2017
i always say it
and wluld keep typing it.
our orientation towards things that are not relevant is backwards.
its only in africa that man u will beat chelsea and there would be stabbings.fights and all sorts esp in naija viewing center.
now trump don enter white aous..ppl don dey go dey fight cause of them stupid iPob leader
say make dem free am.
if trump by mistake hear say men ppl dey cut chain because of am.he go jst shake head say

Foreign AffairsRe: Michelle Obama And Melania Trump Pose Together Ahead Of Trump's Inauguration by 2shur: 4:48pm On Jan 20, 2017
trump geh levels o.
infct im pickin now na now them want start xxxl lavish lifestyle.
as from today upwards.
na light
camera
action.
anything they say or do now is news.
wtf
Foreign AffairsRe: Melania Trump Rocks Ralph Lauren For Inauguration Day (Photos) by 2shur: 4:45pm On Jan 20, 2017
man of action.
i remember his favorite word.
you are fired.

just wait and see..hez a good shooter.
he would soon start firing ppl.
secreatry arrives late...you ate fired.
water touches his jacket.. you are fired.
food taste sour..you are fired.

and hes the best mocker and racist on planet earth.
i present to you.
the president of the united states of america.
his Excellency

CelebritiesRe: Designer Calls Out Mercy Aigbe For Not Giving Her Credit For Wearing Her Clothes by 2shur: 1:46pm On Jan 20, 2017
One of my guy don Bleep dis bich jus with 300k.
she no dey go for long sef
my guy even say men mowi forgeh say all na packaging
say with 300k to 1m..u go fuc enuf of these so-called celebrities wey dey try to belong
TravelRe: Hyundai Car Loses Control In Ikorodu, 3 Wounded by 2shur: 1:43pm On Jan 20, 2017
if yoy wanna express skills.
buy a ps3 or ps4 or 64 bit lapy icore 7

downlaod need for speed street king
download aspahlt 8 onbyour device
or any latest need for speed ps4 version
not doing need for speed on potholes..mad drivers..there was a day i over played need for speed on ps4..naso i carry c.r.b 09 model dey turbo against traffic..naso oen guy sef dey turbo towards me..i swerved to the right and made a 360 turn..omo i no beleive am...i came out...the guy parked to the right cos the road be like express...naso i dey shake..mi shake pass who dem baff with ice block
i gas take my sk b4 i co down..
the guy sef dey shake and shock.

need real experience..baba play need for speed on 3D TV...U GO GIVE UP
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Donates N180K To A Poor Boy Who Finished Learning Trade (Photos) by 2shur: 1:37pm On Jan 20, 2017
aft now..whoever knows this guy whud go and meet bad guys anf get him robbed.
wtf
we so backward in everything.
why not blur his face for the sake of privacy and security.
wtf
fhcuk you abeg.
just to show off
CelebritiesRe: Kenyan Singer, Akothee Needs A Husband (Pics) by 2shur: 1:35pm On Jan 20, 2017
i go fhuk her pekus tire.
when i see those fresh pussy loaded with miney.
na latest venza 2017 model i go buy with her owo.
who wan marry pib toilet with 5kids for 5 diff men.
wtf
bich
NYSCRe: NYSC Member Got People Talking As She Bares Cleavage In Her Uniform by 2shur: 1:32pm On Jan 20, 2017
bich
CelebritiesRe: Davido Flaunts His New POLICE Plate (Photo) by 2shur: 1:31pm On Jan 20, 2017
d guy nor geh level.
abegi.

why he go dey rush dey cistomise am go police.
if na say he geh level.
he for run am as ARMY.
custom green car paint


buh lailai he no geh level reach army.

when those aboki soldier sitght am.
then ho hala
walai shaygay.

park.

young man are you a soldier
why is your plate number showing army.
oya today..i go tell u say police na your friend.

come down and do 200 press ups
Foreign AffairsRe: Jammeh Begs To Stay In His Village As ECOWAS Troop Storms Gambia by 2shur: 9:36am On Jan 20, 2017
una don watch dah movie.
beast of no nation.
Foreign AffairsRe: Barack Obama's Presidency In Fascinating Photos By Pete Souza. by 2shur: 9:33am On Jan 20, 2017
ok.
na this kind thing buhari dey find.
dem no born any paparazzi or camera man say wetin hapun..say i wan come go dey snap im pikin yash or im wife pekus and bobbi say cause pmb dey office.
abegi
all dose dss go blow all the camera men eye come out.
abegi

obama enjoy life sha.

buhari own na to dey stiff neck dey travel upandan.
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Rocks Makeup Free Face To Her Office (Photo) by 2shur: 9:27am On Jan 20, 2017
shes ugly abeg
tellher to take off dat artificial wig...make up powder..lip gloss n shiiit..
ud know how ugly she is.
bich
InvestmentRe: A Nigerian Threatens Mavrodi (pix) by 2shur: 7:29am On Jan 20, 2017
all these one na 100level boi threats.
maybe he put his last 30k or so.
100 level boiz
LiteratureRe: Is MMM Really Back (the Story Of A Participant) by 2shur: 7:27am On Jan 20, 2017
i never did mmm.
imfct ive been on my own since november
i no fhuck gals
i mo drink for beer parlour
club
i jus dey hustle.
xmas and new year..i no go anywhere.
when ppl dey shout mmm.
i jus lock up..dey hustle.
o bobs abt last week.my owo enta my aza.
1.5m
men im stil hustling...no time.
PhonesRe: MTN To End Blackberry Services In Nigeria On January 27 by 2shur: 7:14am On Jan 20, 2017
i dey on airtel bb sub.
i topped it with 6k..which gave me 18 gig..o bobs na smile sub o.
e fast like jet.

speed na jet.
jus dat it drops mostly to edge between 5 to 10mins.
but its fast and i love it.
fhuck mtn

btw,why is there no unlimited data plan im naija.
spectranet 198 sub says its unlimited data cap.
but they admin said its capped with 100gig.

smile sub of d same amount i think 19k or so also claims to have unlimited data bundle..but recently a worker opened up to me that its capped with 100gi also.

ive not used ntel cos i no dey lag.
but i hope they 10k own sef no be 100gi
cos person like me dey burn 7gig a day.

no unlimited data plan.
all are scams
caped with 100gig
aft dat they reduce the speed to EDGE.
imagine browing on 4G with EDGE speed.

smile spectranet.mtn and the likes got no unlimited data.
we are still caged.
we need to put an end to this.
lets stop buying data.
till they reduce it to 5k for unlimited data access.
lets do it now and see if it wont work.
do not vuy data again
InvestmentRe: MMM Participants Lose Patience, Attack Each Other, Guiders by 2shur: 11:08pm On Jan 19, 2017
abegi.
Odkosh:
lol, painment. So it pains you like this. Well, that is how it feels. I repeat, learn how to use ur brain when talking in public. Well, if you don't want as I said God bless you, if devil blesses you, it is not bad. Shalom.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Buhari's Decision To Go On Vacation by 2shur: 5:38pm On Jan 19, 2017
buhari is doing his own yahoo boi format.
while mmm does the needful.

InvestmentRe: How Much Did You Pay Into MMM & How Much Have You Got Back So Far? by 2shur: 5:35pm On Jan 19, 2017
where u 4make am
gambia abi naija.
abegi
omenka1:
Didn't want to disclose dis to anyone before, but since its lala dat ask, l hv no choice dan to say it out (as he has agreed to reinforce ma security)
l hv made over 825milla since inception bt wit ma 20milla still trapped in d scheme
InvestmentRe: MMM Participants Lose Patience, Attack Each Other, Guiders by 2shur: 5:29pm On Jan 19, 2017
you are stupid.
in fact you are mad
idiot
did i call your name
may the devil bless you.

Odkosh:
what is wrong with u na. Must you call them bastards. If they decend on your parents now. You will be calling seun to ban. Try to learn how to talk in public n social media. @least, we have been reading what others that are mocking are writing here but none of them call them bastard. Use ur initiative when talking in public. Be blessed.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Had The Opposite Sex As A Roommate Before? Share Your Story by 2shur: 5:26pm On Jan 19, 2017
baba my gal s friend came visiting and my gal be get some kind event shiit like dat for weekend and her gal had exams..but me ai no say all dese ones na blocking students.
we smoke sk dah evening.
baba gen tank full up.
play music..drink enuf monkeytail.
oh bobs when she go baff.
come out
towel fall off.
jesu..meanwhile she don high..
i help am reach bed..br u know it
my dhic don hard.
men na condom tins.
i fhuc her luke mad.
e remain small she 4 talk say i will marry u.
TravelRe: Gravel Truck Falls On Car In Ojuelegba, One Dead (Photos) by 2shur: 5:14pm On Jan 19, 2017
rate of mortality is overwhelming.
in a week.
road accidents...
bomb accident
mmm collapse
accidental discharges in all forms
dangote trucks..regular chairman
InvestmentRe: MMM Participants Lose Patience, Attack Each Other, Guiders by 2shur: 5:10pm On Jan 19, 2017
money miss me.

mmm.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

fools.

according to some ...greedy bastards.

a site can be upgraded and still running.
yea technology has made it so fhucking possible.
baba na turn by turn.
oh fuc it..last uear2..wtd..some niggis spoke down at me.
some said shit to me cause of they stupid ass i got my money invested in mmm niggi.

fasf forwardbdat shiiit today u greedy bastards all looking at your sorry asses like wtf.
i keep telling u financial greedy midgets
every new day .week..hour...minutes...second.
those guiders wud keep on launching new yahoo boi customer care lottery format.

today gh cancel
tomorrow ph seized
next tomorrow..site under construction
next few days...you have been banned from opening this site...ip blocked.
ghen ghen.
see better panicking.
and finally.

this website has been permanently disabled and is now available for sale.



mmm gone 4life.
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Of Whites Departing Gambia For The Fear Of Imminent War (pics) by 2shur: 9:23am On Jan 19, 2017
jesu.
i never knew gambia had mayes.
men i would startrt bombing
CrimeRe: Naval Rating Beats Wife To Death In Lagos (photos) by 2shur: 9:01am On Jan 19, 2017
afonja and beatingz.
agberoism just too much in afonjas

wife beater
killer

if it was in u.s.a
he wud be given lethal injection
or jailed for life with no ..never..impossible option for parole and pardon.
NYSCRe: How To Obtain A Medical Report For NYSC Orientation Camp by 2shur: 8:52am On Jan 19, 2017
fhe only way is corruption.
i trust naija.
as they alwayz say wuru wuru to the answer.
most of dem go do dagbo report.
datz y patients die mysteriously.
all those charge and bail doctors.
very soon gatemen for hospitals now go dey tax corpers say 1k for signed med report. i trust naija..we go pay...Jus like mmm

i rem wen bvn 4 bank was on d last day reg.
come see que for bank in and out.
even toilet full up.
meanwhile uba gatemen were making cool cash.
just give them 1k..fem go treat u like v.i.p say this way sir.fill this form sir.u r nos 321. next.
i smh

if u even die sef for nysc.
does anyone give a fhuck

only if cows die.
yeah eran ileya.
malu

den d FG wud giv a fhuck
HealthRe: The Lady That Was Injured By Gas Explosion Last Year, See How She Looks Now by 2shur: 5:53am On Jan 19, 2017
all these dirty campus hos
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambian's Airport And Ports Filled Up As 1000s People Seek Way To Fly Out (pics by 2shur: 5:50am On Jan 19, 2017
in eldees voice.

nobody wan die
buh everybody wan ho heaven.

me ai go yarn..me ai go speak my mind.
me ai go yarn
fem think say we blind.
gambia ppl no peace no more.
FamilyRe: ‘Family Cut Me Off Because I Married A Woman On Wheelchair’ by 2shur: 5:47am On Jan 19, 2017
as long as yhey happy.
o once dated a partially feaf gal.
she was light skinned
plump with big ass
she resemble chinese.
e geh one day i dey fhuck am hard for her room.
i no sabi say her sister dey get konji.
naso she burst open into the room
and saw my big dhick entering inside her sister pekus.
she run out.. later her mama come catch me.
infct they warned me to keep off since i was a student without money.
but i miss the gal sha..
she was very caring
beautiful and sweet.
i wanted to marry her then.
but ddnt have miney2.
but today shes married anf very happy.
i had to delete her and block her.
cause i dont wan to fhuck somebody else wife o.
CrimeRe: Drunken Policeman’s Rifle Explodes In Lagos, Kills Man While Praying by 2shur: 8:12pm On Jan 18, 2017
from the name..to the football club,fans and supporters.....to the hard drink.all are confirmed agberos and who bears the name chelsea as a mopol.
he must really be a chronic drunk
this man shud be locked up for max 20 to 30 yrs of his life on jail.
cause hez wreckless,constantly drunk,heavily armed and extreme danger to the society at large.
we are all doomed.
we need to wear bullet proofs cause drunks n trigger happy polize out thr tp kill
have bomb proofs
kidnap proof
robbery proof.
dagbo pastor proof

the list is non ending abeg.
hopeless country...
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Guy Insults Michelle Obama On Twitter. Nigerians React by 2shur: 6:02pm On Jan 18, 2017
u ppl are stypid fools.
stupid idiots.
bastardized baboons
hypocrites.

my guy insult am wella abeg.
we no send.
d insults wey we dey insult buhari and im wife
nepa
lastma
coti
efcc
mtn
etc shey e neva pass 500 billion or 1trillion.

hypocrites everywhere.

we all gotbfreedom of expression .
CelebritiesRe: "I Have Never Wanted To Be Married" - Funmi Iyanda Says. Nigerians React by 2shur: 5:58pm On Jan 18, 2017
see how her nipples hard .

fhuck mood ho

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