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and am so sure
you are ghe type dah prayed endlessly last nite
during cross over bull shiiit.
fast forward to maybe 4 to 8hrs later.
you come on nairaland to call your felow brother an idiot.
on the 1st of jan 2017 you already cursing someone.
kai

i weep for nigerians.

FreeSpirited:
I post whatever pleases me.......I wonder your business.....Condescending idiot

nigerians are bored and boring.
i bet today malls
beer parlour
opo joint
cinema
zoo
swimming dirty pools

cyber cafe
restaurants
fast foods
everywhere go full up.
o cant imagine myself dressing up just to go a useless mall .not to buy anything but to go and snap pics dah atr false.
false intentions

then wud start forming fresh..i had so much fun today.

ajoskele:
I had fun yesterday.
Travelling many hours from Akure to the 'End Of The Road' Araromi Seaside in Ilaje, all in Ondo state.
Downing some nice wines.
Clearing the doubts of some fish pepper soup.
Mauling heaps of Pupuru at the beach.
#whatelse

Lalasticlala, could you show the world Ondo state has all it takes to turn around the face of tourism in Nigeria?

imagine if usa police dressed thisbway.
and looked so haggard in smeeling clothes and dirty palm slippers with ak 47
i trust all those yankee gangsters
mobsters
mobsters wifes
bosses and co.
dem go just dey spray them bullets on a reg day cause dah bulet proof vest.na naija made
plus only a small section
what stops robbers from spraying the legs
belly
hands
no protection
no shield
nothing.
only useless ak 47 and shiiot.
we remain bsvkward in security

abegi.
me wey be say i bomb last night
my inbox don full.
we are a bunch of hypocrites
liars
cheats.
abegi
na by going to church.
today is just kike every other day.
we all know yhe truth
that nigerians are just church goers
nothing more.
fools

nollywood crap is no more paying u bro.
its now left 4dose oloshos.
desmond made a move.
rmd made a move to join politics.
and now is a confirmed move .
dont worry looting is allowed in apc.
no sss
no dss breaking doors
and no efcc detention shiiit.
as long as u with the ruling party.
allahu akbar

e no go pass Yoruba boiz.
dem sabi dey run all this kind things.
sim swap scam
atm /cbn acct has been blocked bvn scam
local alibaba esp on konga
dey use ppl atm card dey shop online for 500k at times 700k.
and na instant delivery
then they take off

you dont mean it.
you remind me of one of my guys.
hez favorite words were quick quick and take off.

ednut1:
reality nowadays is that shud could die single. have a friend about same age as her. guys take off(even so called church bros) take off when she tells dem shes a v

ugly ass bich.
so she can start telling lies that ahe with wizzzy don dey 2geda before..dey flex.snap..and shiiit.
bich..nobody gives a fhuck bich
na all dis off k campus ho's

my picker and his wife ran away with my 1.5m on thursday
ever since they have blocked me from viber
yahoo messenger
fb
if i call.its now permanently on voice mail.
im very sad now cause was suppose to collect my westee today

never trust white men.
esp offshore.
they are thieves
nee year na aous tins.

i wud go more ruthless in the nee year

shout out to all

i wir rather use bitcoins

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baba ps3 still mature
even ps vita sef still mature pass ps4

unmask:
I would rather play my ps4 pro than play that outdated ps3

6k cash

utips:
Iphone 5 for quick sale, the touch pad hangs but it's not really noticeable....Price-35kcall 08177634209. Lagos

civil shiiot.
all these charge and bail lawyers and case.
afonja and stabs

south africans hate us.
why
cause most naija in souti
are either into internet scam
confra
harder drugs

dey always forget dem no dey naija.
dem go dey shout for beer parlour
dey drive flashy cars
dey do party up and down
dey disturb us with noise.
go Pretoria ..yahoo boiz zone.
ogunmeh boiz zone
dey fhuck useless whitey dem and dey leak secrets come out.
b4 u know it
whitey don go dey tell mzanzi boiz and co
police sef join.
na gun dem go dey gun us down till we all run back to naija

but u said mmm is satanic.
so i mean GOD ONLY TALKS ABT naija
china
usa
and boko haram

well wehn he got to nos 17..
baba i jus dey

chai

tolulinks:
I can see you getting any of the aforementioned cars for that price. However, getting them in grade A condition is a different proposition

scam

ppl wont believe it.
bit he is into yahoo.
he does wire wire tins.
he is a yahoo guy
an internet fraudster

y must northerners take over everywhere.
this musnt happen.
nigerian wud soon be an islamist country

the shiit fit big pass the soze wey wey u go like to see o.
because why because shiit dey smell.
okunrin na man for yorubaland.
he go bend im yansh he go shit.
d shit fir big pass wetin u go like

fela sha.

three:
kai!

The greatest trick the devil APC ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist and Nigerians that PMB's government will not be corrupt. (apologies to Keyser Soze fans)

#ChangeBeginsWithPMB #ChangeBeginsWithLaiMohammed #ChangeBeginsWithAbbaKyari #ChangeBeginsWithTYBuratai #ChangeBeginsWithBabachirLawal

The more APC 'changes' the more they remain the same

really.
seem couple of.
bros we still get negotiations na.
car of 1.2m fit sell 980k na

elshanAutos:
850k will NOT get you any of the aforementioned cars in 'Grade A' condition.

if ogunmeh can work on crocodile
who come be human being
ogunmeh go over work on human being sef
ogunmeh tins

al these free mb guys

bamasite:
Am glad my self descipline keeps me from insulting anyone. But truth be told, THIS MENTALITY OF YOURS KEEPS YOU BACKWARD FOR LIFE NOT WE

While I should respect YOUR PERSONAL CHOICE not to listen to or watch the program, casting aspersions on the little girl and her hard work exposes you as a hater

And if I may ask, what are you good at yourself? Maybe let us watch your enthralling performance and get some 'sense'.

I recommend you visit www.puzzlesplanet..com right now to build your IQ

dese guys are fools
omg
they just made kidnapping very easy. exact location
i bet he will be robbed these week
why cause a lot of jobless nigerians fidle around the net these days.so meaning more views.
just imagine the amount kf views only on nairaland.
tslk less of linda ikeji..Google...mo gbo mo ya...and other countless blogs
soon he will cry dat be was robbed.
anyway if he eventually gets robbed
then he deserves it.
wtf
imagine if dangote did such.

i remember davido and olamide did dis stunt and got robbed like this like this in S.A

if basketmouth can be robbed in his own fhucking aous
wtf is mc galaxy abi na mc Pluto

then later they will say ah he has dis dis and dat kidney failure..felow nigerians pls donate into his acct .

abeg whete the secretariat being commissioned.
abegi
all i see are warm bottle water and juice
with ppl wearing native and useless ppl taking hopeless and senseless selfies.

we remain backwards 4life

id rather watch a football match or play ps3 than liste to trash.
boring and senseless stuffs like these.
we remain backwards for life

all these oloshos vuyonv degrees in private unis and shit.
same shiiot davido did.
ask her to spell some words now
you will be amazed.
our educational system has been compromised

most nigerian ladys are naturally ugly.
someone will be chocolate only on face and be as black as charcoal from neck down
buh will still make it obviously clear dat she used a make up.
naija women ate ugly
make up only used to deceive gullible men into marriage scam shiit.
tell your gal to come out wothout any make up
or lip gloss
eye lashes
powder
perfume
and shiiit.
my God
you will run away.

Shortyy:
Lmaoo you're so funny

so na cancer sticks these fools dey puff for club
nicotine shiiiit.
wtf
ugly asses everywhere.
davido still acts like he is 19 years of age
hopeless songs
if not dat his father is wealthy
who will listen to his trash songs
cant even speak good english
wtf

as big as a fool mr davido anywhere belle face fat big stomach..i must keep beard and be like rick ross gang.
sorry boiz.. ricky rozay don mature.
loose weight sef.
fools at 40

there is no bich
yung or old
who still fhucs one dick.
they fhuck abt 5 to 8 diff dhics monthly.
i had a bich for 3 years..
always believed she loved me and fhucked me only.
not till some months later.
she went out and forgot her phone .
men when i started seeing texts
chats
calls
and how she categorized me.
ahhh.
jesus..
i cry sha...
i ask God why such calamity befall me despite my support.my love..my care...
i wait for am to return sha.

trust me..i played real cool bro.first time inbmy life.
i beat her the way soldier dey civilian wey wear camouflage for public.
infact the beating was too much.
till now dat mark still dey her face.
long ended the stupid relationship.

women are useless
totally useless

famous quotes from ricky rozay

your head got a price.
serena williams dont make me pay the fee.

wen your invigilator catch you with expo,chukuli,bomb,micro chips during 300level 2nd semester exams

can i have your ID young man.

reminds me of one charles ..coarse adviser /lecturer in pol science...uniben