SUMMARY: there ar exceptions but MOST TIMES,here is what u'll get with ladies of these age brackets

20 - 24 (immature,insulting,cheat/exploring,fun/sex seeking,tantrums,yopie yopie)

25 - 30(more focused,mature,commitment minded)

30 - 39(tired of fun/sex,lots of heart breaks,prefers no-sex-b4-marriage,desprados,'forming/becomes' born again,wen ar U going 2 see MYparents,wants marriage within 6-12months)

40 - above(menopausal panic,marriage within 3months,gets pregnant every 9months afta wed,ready2 marry a seperated/divorcee/widower,ready2 b a 2nd wife even 2 a muslim)

A woman who isn't ready 2 submit a bit or wholly to her man b4 marriage shld not expect her man 2 love or propose 2 her. B4 marriage,Will d lady like it wen d man ONLY lusts after her without love since she wants 2 ONLY respect nd not submit 2 him.

Husband love ur wife nd wife submit to ur husband biblical injunctions ar mutually exclusive which means d husband shd unconditionally love his wife whether she submits 2 him or not and d wife shd submit 2 her husband regardless,whether he loves her or not. Dis appears 2 b a tall order considering d mindset of an average Nigerian,male or female. Otherwise, d woman wl insist she won't submit 2 d man unless he truely shows her love nd d man too wl refuse 2 love his wife genuinely until she submits. At d end of d day,nobody gets 2 love and nobody gets 2 submit.

SUMMARY:

20-24 - They think they're doing you a favour

25 -30 - They know you're doing them a favour

31 - 39 - The Lord is my Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

40 - above- GOD unto U I commit my spirit

D man died while on "active service". What a pity.

Atta Igala died a long time (over 3months) ago but unannounced cos his successor was bn groomed. For d Igalas: ME GWA attah. Agaba idu. Akabale kia cha abale. Atta ogbeku gbeku.

Okene pple ar predominantly muslims nd they shield nd support their wicked brodas. Remember dat a major BH leader(Kabiru Sokoto) is from Okene,very callous,aggressive nd wicked place.A police armoured vehicle was recently bombed in Okene b4 explosives were used 2 bomb banks during a robbery attack. D robbers were shielded by dia brodas.

I called a friend's MTN number nd heard d song,OYATO. D code is 030116. Send d code to 4100. I leave u to rate d song.

I experienced same tin. I heard u can now register up to 10 family nd friends numbers which include MTN,other network nd int'l(USA nd Canada only) numbers in any other. Eg ALL 10 MTN f/f numbas,8MTN nd 2 oda netwk,9MTN 1oda netwk nd 1 int'l numba etc. U call all ur f/f numbers@ 10naira/minute. Dial *560*1*Number#SEND. To delete *560*2*Number#SEND. Dial *407# to join. I'll check later if I can use my bonus. Na wa o

Sex before marriage can be good or bad. We should be truthful to ourselves. Sex is very important in marriage. What if after marriage one is not compatible with the other? If the man Loves Intimacy andhe woman does not, and vice versa, What happens?
Ans-cheating,divorce nd a life-time of regret. Sex b4 marriage can b gud or bad. Shine ur eyes.

a lady who doesnt want sex b4 marriage shd b a virgin nd also young.d guy shd testrun nd ensure dat he doesnt blindly enter one-chance.how wl d guy know d lady is not circumcised(a king without title).if u'r not a virgin,how wl d guy know dat u'r not seeing ur former boyfriends,aristoes nd suger daddies.sex reduces(but cant guarantee) d tendency of cheating.guys want sex cos(from experience) most of dem know dat d lady wl dump dem(without a genuine reason) if a RICHER guy wt a better car ng swag comes around.if a lady is not ready to give u sex,she may not give u her time,committment nd good attention.a lady will insist on no sex b4 marriage if she knows d guy wl always wait nd maybe she is still in school.a lady who is tired of sex after yrs of being sexually active/FUN nd series of wrong choices wl insist on no sex b4 wed.My advice:b sure d guy is ready for marriage.

a lady who doesnt want sex b4 marriage shd b a virgin nd also young.d guy shd testrun nd ensure dat he doesnt blindly enter one-chance.how wl d guy know d lady is not circumcised(a king without title).if u'r not a virgin,how wl d guy know dat u'r not seeing ur former boyfriends,aristoes nd suger daddies.sex reduces(but cant guarantee) d tendency of cheating.guys want sex cos(from experience) most of dem know dat d lady wl dump dem(without a genuine reason) if a RICHER guy wt a better car ng swag comes around.if a lady is not ready to give u sex,she may not give u her time,committment nd good attention.a lady will insist on no sex b4 marriage if she knows d guy wl always wait nd maybe she is still in school.a lady who is tired of sex after yrs of being sexually active/FUN nd series of wrong choices wl insist on no sex b4 wed.My advice:b sure d guy is ready for marriage.

D same tin@ my end too. Can't load nd check balance. But from dia facebk nd twitter pages,alternative means is availble. Send 8 to 131 to get ur account balance in an sms FREE OF CHARGE. To recharge,go to Mtn Services on d menu of ur fone,click on MTN Sim Plus nd choose My Tools,click on Recharge nd choose prepaid for ordinary line nd Postpaid for contract lines,put d 12digit rechargePin nd pronto d card wl b Loaded4u. Thank me later.

from d website also,
TO know a number on MTN PULSE,WHEN U DIAL A number after d 1st minute and b/4 d call connects,u wl get an sms telling u dat ur call wl b charged @ 10k/sec(dat means d line is on MTN PULSE) OR dat ur call wl b charged @ 30K/SEC(dat means d line is not on MTN PULSE).U can den proceed wt d call or cancel it and d call wl b terminated.

from d websites above, d summary of MTN PULSE IS(pls correct me if i'm wrong):

MTN PULSE
Text 406 to 131 or dial *406#SEND
1st minute call at @#35/min (58k/sec)
2nd minute upward @10k/sec (#6/min)(when someone on MTN Pulse calls another MTN Pulse number)
2nd minute upward @30k/sec(#18/min) (when someone on MTN Pulse calls other MTN numbers not on MTN PULSE)
2nd minute upward @35k/sec(#21/min) (when someone on MTN Pulse calls other network eg GLO,ETISALAT etc)
GET free 10MB on a minimun recharge of #100 (d 10MB is valid for 7days)
MTN PULSE CHAT@ #5/SMS:TEXT CHAT TO 33117 if u want to socialise nd get hooked up.
YHELLO FRIDAY:Every Friday morning,u get an sms alert of d freeby,promotion,discounted offers or bonus for d day eg 50 free sms etc
FREE MIDNIGHT CALL (12:30am - 4:30am) WHEN U HAVE A MINIMUM OF #100

starting ur reading as soon as d school resumes is good but it is better u start even b4 d school resumes.if u'r in 200 level for example,try nd get someone in 300 level who wl provide u wt their materials to photocopy.when on holiday/break nd b4 resuming for d next semester or maybe during ASUU strike,u would'v gone very far reading d materials.so wen school resumes,its revision all d way nd there won't b much pressure trying to force urself 2 read.while in school nd u want to read at night,try nd take a few hours nap/sleep during d day especially in d evening.

OP,try nd sit ur gf down nd hv a heart2heart talk wt her.tell her ur fears nd how u would appreciate it if she improves on the frequency her visits,calls nd text messages.if she fails to improve, b man enough 2 continue wt her friend as she doesn't value what she has.don't b surprised if she has another boyfriend in school dat she seriously cherishes more than u,so she keeps u as an assistant boyfriend.hence her non-chalant attitude.u mean she even wouldn't call u for free during midnight using MTN/GLO extracool except u call her? ur gf must hv sometin/somebody distracting her.relationship is all abt sacrifice.never kip a lady who is not ready 2 make any sacrifice or pay attention.she most certainly has sometin up her sleeves.a guy also needs a lady dat cares nd pampers him.

malikalhaj:

now who's lying
this is a fone that has TV out

wen buying nokia n96 wt Tv out for watching DSTV on tv ensure u buy version 9,10 or 11.version 11 is very ok. d version 12 has tv out but u can not watch DSTV on ur tv wt it.u can only watch d videos u stored on it on d tv.

i just discovered from a popular naija gsm site that one can now watch selected nd popular tv channels on their blackberry(likely bold 1 upward) nd other smartphones that have d funtionality.
NB> (1)This is not DSTV mobile.It is called mobile Tv as most of the stations are not DSTV stations.
(2)for now,u can only use this service if u ar in a 3G environment.for those using blackberry,d 3G sign must appear on d signal part of the phone.u may not b able to use it if what u can see as d signal is EDGE,GPRS,GSM
(3)it is a wap service nd not a blackberry service so u ar charged at 5k/KB aside ur blackberry subscription.it is strongly advised that u configure ur blackberry manually so u can use d wap service.contact ur service provider on how to configure ur bb manually.also try nd activate a mobile data bundle(eg send 106 to 131 for MTN #1,000/100MB,109 to 131 #1,300/250MB or odas).send 2 to 131 to check ur usage.dis will work concurrently wt ur BBC or BIS service.dis ensures dat ur account is not depleted so fast cos of 5k/KB pay as u go charge.
(4)d stations u can watch are but not limited to; TVC,CHANNELS,NOLLYWOOD MOVIES,OPTIMA SPORTS(for live/repeat europian matches),TBN,ONE MUSIC,GHANA TV(for d ongoing africa cup of nations),ONE MUSIC,AL JAZEERA,DOVE VISION(looks like RCCG station.for christian programs) nd many more.D stations are changed from time to time,so dont b suprised if u didnt find any of d ones mentioned.
(5)d website is www.mtnonline.com/imoovtv

pls if u hv more info on dis service,lets share.

Joey82:

see what money can do in naija, 3 civilized women happy to share one man and are comfortable with it.

A typical naija woman considers d size of ur pocket nd societal class first b/4 any other thing(genuine love,qualification,religion,tribe etc).she go tell u say na love she wan chop? nd say her papa don show am enough love already.3 society nd 'enlightened' babes dat most likely started bleeping guys at age 12/13,never got pregnant for any man nd even wen they did were quick to abort it.Now 2face's boxer touches them nd they ar pregnant.if u no get money, u go dey pursue nd beg woman 2 bleep u, but husle make bastard money/come get swagger join nd d same babe go seduce,woo,bleep nd wan trap u wt pregnancy.

She was 18 when she got married. What Kanu did is more honourable than what most people here do, so leave the man. He chose to marry her and not fornicate with her, can you say the same for yourself?




If d lady was chaste(i mean tear rubber) nd without any anybody 'servicing' her then i will buy ur idea.what difference does it make if she had a boyfriend and/or a lecturer already 'servicing' her nd Kanu decides to fornicate wt her b/4 eventually marrying her.What do u think will b happening btw d time Kanu makes his marriage intentions known to her nd d day of marriage,if she has a boyfriend/lecturer already bleeping her nd Kanu decides not to sleep wt her b/4 marriage.Do u think d lady won't b secretly bleeping her boyfriend whom she has known over d years nd sees everyday in school pending d time of marriage wt Kanu who stays in London? u mean Kanu shld b chilling by d side while someone else cruises his wife-to-be,maybe during her heat period. Hardly can u get a man like that.maybe 1 out of every 10 men will agree to dat kind of arrangement.Are u kidding me or what?

whoever thinks the protest in KANO nd many oda places doesn't hv religious,ethnic nd party undertone shd think again.
wen D TYRANIC DICTATOR,Abacha came to d helms of affairs of dis nation tru a coup de'tat nd even wanted to make himself a life president like GADDAFI,how many KANO 'occupiers' did we see.many nigerians mobilized for 1 million-man match against ABACHA but our KANO brethren were making a demi-God of him by 'worshiping' all emblems nd paraphernalia of ABACHA as evident on their bikes nd lorries.
fuel subsidy doesn't exist so it shouldn't b allowed to stay.

there are five references in the New Testament to the Baptism of entire households. Peter baptized the household of Cornelius (Acts 11: 14). In Philippi, Paul baptized the household of Lydia and the household of the jailer (Acts 16: 15, 33). He also baptized the household of Crispus, the ruler of the synagogue in Corinth. In his first epistle to the Corinthians, he speaks of baptizing the household of Stephanas (1: 16). The Greek word for household is oikon and refers to all the inhabitants of the house including slaves, servants, infants and children. Can anyone seriously suggest that within the households of Cornelius, Lydia, the Jailer, Crispus and Stephanas there were no children or infants present?

For those interested in MTN bundle
TEXT 106 to 131 for 100MB @ #1000 (24/7,30days) for mobile browsing
TEXT 109 to 131 for 250MB @ #1,300 (24/7,30days) for mobile browsing
TEXT 110 to 131 for 500MB @ #2,000 (24/7,30days) for mobile browsing
TEXT 111 to 131 for 1GB @ #3,500 (24/7,30days) for mobile browsing
TEXT 104 to 131 for 10MB @ #100 24HOURS for mobile browsing
TEXT 105 to 131 for 25MB @ #500 (24/7,7days) for mobile browsing
TEXT 103 to 131 for 150MB @ #500 (24HOURS) DAILY BROWSING
TEXT 101 to 131 for 5GB @ #8,000 (24/7,30DAYS) MONTHLY BROWSING
TEXT 107 to 131 for 3GB @ #6,000 (9am - 9pm,30days) DAY TIME BROWSING
TEXT 102 to 131 for 3GB @ #2,500 (9pm-6am,30DAYS) NIGHT BROWSING
TEXT 108 to 131 for 3GB @ #3,000 (9pm friday-6am monday,30DAYS) week end BROWSING
TEXT 2 to 131 to check the amount of data already used and bundle expiry date
TEXT RESET to 131 to cancel bundle subscription nd browse @ 5kobo/KB or subscribe to a new bundle plan

source:www.naijatechguide..com

if ur wife tries to deny u sex cos she has a headache,give her PANADOL EXTRA nd ASPIRIN to drink then wait 4 a few hrs(say 2-3hrs). D headache must hav disappeared even if its migraine headache den u can start cruising from JERICHO to JERUSALEM.

never tell a girl d truth all d time if u want 2 kip her for long. they'r naturally wired 2 like lies nd dat is why u notice dat good ladies easily fall for bad guys.

Dear Blackberry,
Thank u for honouring Steve Jobs' death with a 3-day silence

Yours sincerely,
Apple

Good day. I understand one can watch DSTV channels on any kind of TV(CRT,LCD,LED) with NOKIA N97/N96 which has mobile DSTV functionality.they said the version of the phone matters a lot as some versions do not support this.to check d version on nokia dial *#0000#send.pls i would want anyone in d mobile dstv area who is enjoying dis service wt their NOKIA N97 or N96 to share their experience. how do i get d accesories in lagos.

If u want an unlimited download,get HYNET from MTN nd u'l b fine.make sure u re in HYNET/3G coverage area.my friend has one nd its WOW.


To avoid disconnection wen browsing wt MTN, ensure u refresh any of d website pages already opened at intervals(maybe 30 to 50minutes intervals).Their network disconnects u wen it sees u re idle for long especially during peak periods.


MTN in my area is 3G nd superfast,others suck. In terms of slow browsing d quality of d modem/PHONE used for browsing nd d type of signal in an area ar major factors(eg WAP,GPRS,EDGE,HSDPA,HSUPA,HSPA nd GPRS,EDGE or 3G respectively).

Further enhancements to GSM networks are provided by Enhanced Data rates for GSM Evolution (EDGE) technology. EDGE provides up to three times the data capacity of GPRS.

EDGE allows the delivery of advanced mobile services such as the downloading of video and music clips, full multimedia messaging, high-speed colour Internet access and e-mail on the move.


The terms HSPA, HSDPA and HSUPA all relate to the high speed data access provided by high-specification cellphones and the cellular networks to which those phones are attached.

These are “high speed” technologies over and above that provided by “third generation” (3G) cellphone technology.

HSDPA stands for “high speed downlink packet access” and is a way to download data from the internet to the mobile phone at very high speeds. As of late 2008, the fastest HSDPA speed that is widely implemented is 7.2 Mbit/s (megabits per second), although many high-end phones are limited to 3.6 Mbit/s.

All of these figures are theoretical maximums which are unlikely to be achieved in practice. They assume a perfect radio link between the mobile phone and the cellphone tower, and that there are no other phones sharing the tower’s available bandwidth. Nevertheless, HSDPA can provide a very satisfying speed for web browsing – not quite up to the speed available using WiFi but fast enough to have a similar “feel”.

HSUPA is “high speed uplink packet access” and is the corresponding technology for uploading data quickly from the phone to the internet. It is alternatively known as “enhanced uplink” (EUL), and has a theoretical maximum speed of 5.76 Mbit/s.

For most users, uplink speed isn’t nearly so important as downlink speed. However, users who are uploading large photos, videos, songs or other media files will benefit from a fast uplink speed.

The abbreviations HSPA can be read as “high speed packet access” and are loose ways of referring to various mobile phone protocols that improve on the performance of standard 3G (UMTS) protocols. As of 2008/09 the most important HSPA protocols are HSDPA and HSUPA, but HSPA could also be considered to include “Evolved High Speed Packet Access” (HSPA+) which has a theoretical maximum of 42 Mbit/s downlink and 22 Mbit/s uplink.

let d truth b told.Getting a man who is rich (even poor) dat hasn't cheated on his wife after 5yrs of marriage is like getting a woman who is still a virgin at 30.pls don't misunderstand me cos ther ar still very decent married men out there. d fact is after delivery, their womanliness wl no longer b d same.dis is one fact that men find difficult 2 accept especially men who crave for a tight kitty.

anoda point to consider is population ratio.they seem 2 b more ladies than d men population_wise. d bible says that a time wl come wen 5 or more women wl b begging 2b married to one man.Getting a responsible man is even worse as they'r VERY SCARCE ND our ladies ar looking for already_made men from their HIGH HORSES.