Faakay nothing do you.
You a sharp nigga.
Do me I do you the gods won't vex

~Sauron~:

This happened to moi in UNILAG but it wasn't chocolates, it was SUYA.
I turned up late for a date and the witch in question threw temper tantrums, i left the SUYA i brought with me on her table and she threw it in a bin(still wrapped though). I left the room and went back to pick up something i cannot remember now and alas. . . .The whole crew were devouring the SUYA.

kai why do girls have to form, nigerians can be obsessed with image. no wonder you are hard on this women

oyb:

naaa  

unilorin chicks no too dey form like that at least when i was there - thats a unilag story


i knew the expired biscuits dude tho

was my classmate

guy na big boy in glo now - no more dissing from chicks

y'all just need to do hit the books get the grades and the good paying job - and a lot of all this shakara will be a thing of the past - a distant memory

word, that's the main thing. woman sure do like financial stability.

LOL, man some of these stories are just too funny! If you like a guy, why pretend? Gosh, its sounds like some Nigerian girls back home just like to embarass men. Whats the point, why be cruel like that? That is soooo not cool. Its so rude to bin a gift for your date, especially right in front of him, thats evil.

However its not just Nigerian girls. My present boyfriend has dated White women who he has bought flowers for and they simply said, "hmmm wrong colours" not even a thankyou. Or after being given a ring as a present simply said it was "too cheap" My guy is a sweetheart and many girls would see that as a weakness, their loss hey.

to those eewing Nigerian men who touch Please note: All Touching is not so alien to Nigerian or African culture, let's slow down on the Oyinbo mentality, we like to touch and stay close together and I'm not talking about perverted touching. If a Nigerian guy grabs your hand publicly just tell him stop, a sensible one will stop. but to start[b] eeewing[/b] touching as if those in Naija grew up in Boston or Chicago is totally unfair to them. African culture for the most part do not see polite physical touching as a social no no, we touch people to get their attention here. Temper the culture shock with some sensibility next time your plane lands in Lagos.

Kilode?!:

to those eewing Nigerian men who touch Please note: All Touching is not so alien to Nigerian or African culture, let's slow down on the Oyinbo mentality, we like to touch and stay close together and I'm not talking about perverted touching. If a Nigerian guy grabs your hand publicly just tell him stop, a sensible one will stop. but to start[b] eeewing[/b] touching as if those in Naija grew up in Boston or Chicago is totally unfair to them. African culture for the most part do not see polite physical touching as a social no no, we touch people to get their attention here. Temper the culture shock with some sensibility next time your plane lands in Lagos.

trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kilode?!:

to those eewing Nigerian men who touch Please note: All Touching is not so alien to Nigerian or African culture, let's slow down on the Oyinbo mentality, we like to touch and stay close together and I'm not talking about perverted touching. If a Nigerian guy grabs your hand publicly just tell him stop, a sensible one will stop. but to start[b] eeewing[/b] touching as if those in Naija grew up in Boston or Chicago is totally unfair to them. African culture for the most part do not see polite physical touching as a social no no, we touch people to get their attention here. Temper the culture shock with some sensibility next time your plane lands in Lagos.

Grabbing and groping is not "polite" touching now.

^Americans too grab and go. European men gran and go. So why should Nigerian men not grab and go?

SEFAGO:

^Americans too grab and go. European men gran and go. So why should Nigerian men not grab and go?

Meh, they're the ones complaining about getting insulted, try it and see if she doesn't take the insult up a notch

ibkaye:

Meh, they're the ones complaining about getting insulted, try it and see if she doesn't take the insult up a notch

its not polite to grab a chic, a real man doesnt do it, regardless of where u live in the world

ladej:

its not polite to grab a chic, a real man doesnt do it, regardless of where u live in the world

Exactly

Cause their toasters are annoying to a heartbeat.

@ decrypto

Yes, the majority of poor men in Nigeria get married to those one who don't snub or bluff men.

Those who don't snob or bluff men are somewhat in the majority since most people live below a dollar in Nigeria. So you see not every naija girl is materialistic.

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I know of a friend of mine who said that: "Until Nigerian ladies begin to accept flowers in place for money like the white ladies do abroad, then Nigerian men will become romantic,pleasant and respectful as the white men are to their ladies

Lol, You are only attesting to the fact that Nigerian men are unromantic, unpleasant and disrespectful. So you see I was right all along.

SEFAGO:

^Americans too grab and go. European men gran and go. So why should Nigerian men not grab and go?  

Go and grab a random American woman you don't know now and see if you will not be sued for sexual harassment.

Go and grab a random American woman you don't know now and see if you will not be sued for sexual harassment.

I grab and go all the time , No harassment suit, yet- girls like it.

stillwater:



Lol, You are only attesting to the fact that Nigerian men are unromantic, unpleasant and disrespectful. So you see I was right all along.

not all

Although I've never been one to negatively generalize Naija babes, if I was asked to man the microphone I would speak with candor and call them unrefined.  It's a truth they deserve to know.

SEFAGO:

^Americans too grab and go. European men gran and go. So why should Nigerian men not grab and go? 

European and American men definitely do not. they're too polite sef. and even if a small percentage do, it's nothing compared to African men and AA men who are mostly unrefined. so plz learn accordingly.

girls do it because u men dont understand what no means.

H2O2:

Although I[b]'ve never been one to negatively generalize Naija babes[/b], if I was asked to man the microphone I would speak with candor and call them unrefined.  It's a truth they deserve to know.

Yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need FL Gators to see this. This year has barely started and you're already in the contest for the most ridiculous statement on NL.

Nigerian girls are not unrefined.
A lot of guys don't understand a simple word called 'NO'.
No does not mean Yes.
When a girl says NO - back down and approach in a more subtle manner.

I've seen guys approach a girl and then end up speaking horrible english to them. . . that's just wrong.

they don't insult, they just tell them off quite sternly in colorful words

A lot of guys don't understand a simple word called 'NO'.

bluespice:

they don't insult, they just tell them off quite sternly in colorful words

hahahaaha and even sef. isn't it a nigerian thing to insult ppl. even some parents insult their kids. these dudes shld be used to it already so why the noise? lol

ladej:

not all

Yeah I know. I'm just playing o.

H2O2:

Although I've never been one to negatively generalize Naija babes, if I was asked to man the microphone I would speak with candor and call them unrefined.  It's a truth they deserve to know.

It goes both ways. Hehehehe.

European and American men definitely do not. they're too polite sef. and even if a small percentage do, it's nothing compared to African men and AA men who are mostly unrefined. so plz learn accordingly.

LOL, Ok

actually the truth is many black men irrespective of origin, have issues with approaching ladies
they either just outrightly creep us out or are bottom rockin' rude
doods, y'all need to step your game up

Moonstone:

Nigerian girls are not unrefined.

You're right, unrefined is putting it mildly.  Crass is a more adequate depiction.

A lot of guys don't understand a simple word called 'NO'.
No does not mean Yes.
When a girl says NO - back down and approach in a more subtle manner.

No means yes, yes means no.  The sooner girls stop interchanging these words the easier it will get for them.
Girls are the most unorthodox gender on the planet earth.  They find it easier to mince words than to be upfront.

I've seen guys approach a girl and then end up speaking horrible english to them. . . that's just wrong.

That's a barbarian's excuse to refrain from courteousness.   Naija babes are not the most eloquent or fluent english speakers on the planet, so don't delude yourself.

I really dont understand why either? if u dont like him, just ignore him. Simple

I thought this would be nice to share. Start from 3:35.

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^ Infact look at the unattractive girls Nigerian men have to put up with. Just check that video out .

SEFAGO:

^ Infact look at the unattractive girls Nigerian men have to put up with. Just check that video out .

CHEIIIIIIIIIIII eye-cancers

H2O2:

You're right, unrefined is putting it mildly.  Crass is a more adequate depiction.No means yes, yes means no.  The sooner girls stop interchanging these words the easier it will get for them.
Girls are the most unorthodox gender on the planet earth.  They find it easier to mince words than to be upfront.
That's a barbarian's excuse to refrain from courteousness.   Naija babes are not the most eloquent or fluent english speakers on the planet, so don't delude yourself.

What da heck?
Crass is too harsh and we are not crass.
The sooner guys stop imagining our answers, the better for them.
We are not the most unorthodox. . . Guys have beat us in that category.
I know but if you're gonna toast a girl - you might as well do it right.

Like what the hell- I couldn't even tell which of them was the girl. They both looked like guys to me.  

Gosh, you guys are mean.

ibkaye:

Gosh, you guys are mean.

Except my Ibukun. I love her so much