MissRaine69:

The beach and the ocean where made for this specific purpose

"This specific purpose"?
I can't remember the last time I was lost trying to translate a comment

Which purpose?

jashar:
Na wa ooo

It's like some people are just suckers for punishment sha....

Why your fonts small like this? Lol
na so u like small small things...

mostsimpliest:
Dear Nairalanders I beg you guys with the name of God I really need the brotherly and sisterly advise on this issue that's being bothering me since yesterday

If you guys can recall my last post https://www.nairaland.com/3851768/dont-know-it-ask-forgiveness where I nearly committed suicide because of a girl that accepted me as a side boyfriend and later abandoned me like trash. This same girl is now calling me, begging me that the guy somehow deceived and bewitched her, that she truly loves me and that I should give her a chance..

Seriously I felt some kind of pity for her cause deep down inside me I still have strong feelings for her...I cant stand see her crying or being disturbed. Please you guys should help a brother in need don't want to regret my action

mods, please help me attach my previous post, I don't know how to do that.

Don't ever think of taking her back else you may regret your action.She don't love you as she claimed but just using you as a spare part and she will discard you even after marry you as soon as she see better option or offer. Think.........play with fire but do not burn yourself!!!!!!!

Love can kill and absolute love can kill absolutely...go back and die

This time around you won't miss

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brainpulse:
You nearly committed suicide, but you didn't. Now you want her back.....You will not only commit murder, even grave will reject you.

Haa haha, u wan add salt to his injury

Evablizin:
Lols this one na muchoco

Do you live in Aba or Owerri? Where did you hear muchoco from?

OP. Please grow up. I was once like you but maturity taught me my lesson. you will surely find someone else. another guy might still serve as your assistant.

deepwater:
Op can you please come to my house tonight ?
I wish I could have you tonight, as in, you need to be whipped with iron belt all night till first light of daybreak.

It is obvious your brain is an app, but sadly you are still using the trial and free version. You better buy your license key to have full functionality of your brain.

I read through you initial thread last month, I can not believe that your girls mom asked you to beg your girl to accept you and you complied only for her to tell u she would accept you as an ASSISTANT boyfriend while she still maintain her main guy and you sheepishly accepted . God of mercy! Because of Kongo? Kongo shining master abi? Come op, you sure say you suck breast complete when you small?

If I be your sister ehn, I go personally treat your ffuucckk Up completely.

How dare you think of harming yourself over a mere woman??

Omo, I suppose they flog you now like this I swear.
Woman rapper like u, na your type dey give ashawo G wagon. Ode, mumu boi

jealousy why u Dy jealous ashawo wey collect G wagon I know say na that one they pain u

This guy is a sucker for pain


His village witches are very strong...

Guy will you gently respect your self and run away from her she is pretending to love you if you allow her you will commit suicide you have luck that you wanted to commit suicide and God helps you guy stop thinking childish and think like a man

itsmeurLady:
If you love her, take her back then... but make sure u are not just a rebound guy. Be sure that this tym, she means it before u go ahead with her. If Guys can go out and still come back with pity and we (ladies) still take them back, y can't they do same? I'm just trying to make a point by saying that if u are sure she loves u truly and u too feel the same way, y not, take her back!!

Tell him how to be sure she loves him and stop talking nonsense.

Did you read the Op at all and went ahead to advice he take his tormentor back?

I saw this Moniker on Christ Embassy thread and it was the same nonsense she was spewing

You don't love her, you're only swimming in LOW SELF ESTEEM, that's why she always toss you around like a coin and will later come back apologizing

Nonsense!

OP na MUMU......u BE...

slap1:


Don't you live in Aba or Owerri? Where did you hear muchoco from?

umuahia

pryme:


"This specific purpose"?
I can't remember the last time I was lost trying to translate a comment

Which purpose?

My sheer enjoyment ......that purpose

Somethin similar hapnd to me in '12. She was cheatin on me in skl nd I got to knw later (she, d guy nd I were all in d same uni). I left her instantly cos I was faithful to her bt she begged wch I said no to. Could u bliv she contd seein d guy, wch means her beggin was false

Fastfwrd to '13, d guy dumped her nd she came bak again beggin, cryin nd solicitin thru frnds. I was already deep sumwhr else. Do u knw wat I did? I faked a comebak nd gave her a full hrtbrk wit embarrassment in skl she'll nvr 4get (I felt sry 4 her bt she deserved more dan wat I did to her)

Abeg no vex ooo buh errrm aunty pls "se this guy Don offend u before?"
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deepwater:
Op can you please come to my house tonight ?
I wish I could have you tonight, as in, you need to be whipped with iron belt all night till first light of daybreak.

It is obvious your brain is an app, but sadly you are still using the trial and free version. You better buy your license key to have full functionality of your brain.

I read through you initial thread last month, I can not believe that your girls mom asked you to beg your girl to accept you and you complied only for her to tell u she would accept you as an ASSISTANT boyfriend while she still maintain her main guy and you sheepishly accepted . God of mercy! Because of Kongo? Kongo shining master abi? Come op, you sure say you suck breast complete when you small?

If I be your sister ehn, I go personally treat your ffuucckk Up completely.

How dare you think of harming yourself over a mere woman??

Omo, I suppose they flog you now like this I swear.
Woman rapper like u, na your type dey give ashawo G wagon. Ode, mumu boi

Oyindidi:
how that my trolling thread?

I missed u there, come to za oza thread nah

luwabrooklyn:
jealousy why u Dy jealous ashawo wey collect G wagon I know say na that one they pain u

Niggga please, I got my whip and crib myself.

Don't flinch, ain't jealous.

Biitchh ass morafuckers everywhere

Run for your life my brother from another mother

Dem dey ontop him matter true true

Victornezzar:
Op honestly

I c u committing suicide soon did time u will not escape it. I can c u think with ur sick..

Run for dear life u El not survive it did time mark my words.

She will do it again

Me and myself.

beardlessdude:
Who else came here looking for NwaAmaikpe comment?

Sorry op but ur mumu no get cure. It's obvious she doesn't like u. U r just an alternative to her. Accept her and watch her disappear forever.

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NwaAmaikpe:


She accepted you as a side-boyfriend?

Your self-worth is outta this world.
Kudos man, you got her back...when you are actually the spare tyre.

I just pray you get the fortitude and bravery to overcome your fear of death and do it this time when she eventually dumps you.
Mr Rebound.

Savage

Fadiga24:
U don go dere again?
U no like your life?!

lwkmd...this made my day.

A girl that made you attempt suicide i would say isn't worth it I can't stand been anyone 's last resort when things fail. Its so not nice, except you don't have high standard then you can take trash and pretend like all is well. Your choice not mine.