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RomanceRe: You Have Been Mispronouncing The Word "TITHE" All Your Life. by 40fy: 5:20pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Exactly!!!
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**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

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RomanceRe: A Guy Who Went To Do Yahoo Plus, This Is What He Was Told by 40fy: 4:57pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Wake up, nigga!! It's almost 6pm and you're still sleepin'??
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**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

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RomanceRe: Help!!!!! Lala Is Asking To Date Me by 40fy: 4:39pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Guy's prolly overdosed on cocaine!!! He's tweakin'!! grin grin
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Christianity EtcRe: Why Did You Become An Atheist by 40fy: 4:30pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Cuz I only believe in numbers!!! grin
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SportsRe: ‘I Waited For 17 Years’- Ighalo Elated To Win First Career League Crown by 40fy: 4:27pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Love to see another brotha gettin' it poppin'!!!
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SportsRe: ‘I Waited For 17 Years’- Ighalo Elated To Win First Career League Crown by 40fy: 4:23pm On Jun 29, 2022
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CrimeRe: Help! Fraudulent Landlord by 40fy: 1:33pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Dam!! Everybody's dirty in this God forsaken country!! Where are we gonna start from?? Your fuckin' landlord is no where to be found!!
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**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

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CrimeRe: Bandits Affiliated With Terror Group Ansaru Beheads Sokoto Farmers(Graphic) by 40fy: 1:27pm On Jun 29, 2022



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**Has God really abandoned the country?? huh It ain't funny no more, but y'all laughin'!!
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**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

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RomanceRe: I Have A UTI, Unitary Tract Infection. Please Help!!! by 40fy: 10:44am On Jun 29, 2022



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**Another carpenter is down!! There would be no knackin' for the next couple months!! grin grin
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CrimeRe: Why Does Bad News Spread Faster Than Good News? by 40fy:



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**Bad news are like cars, you know, cars have lesser inertia, so lesser forces are needed to move them and when they move, they move quickly and accelerate faster; unlike Good news which are like trucks, they have greater inertia, so greater forces are needed and they accelerate slower!!!

**It's just all math and science!!! grin grin
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RomanceRe: See What This Young Man Bought In Supermarket Today by 40fy:



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**What was he gonna with those things?? Was he going to kill a lady with his díck?? Maybe he ain't got no girl and just an attention seeker!!
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RomanceRe: Do You Know About The Ebira Ladies? by 40fy: 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2022
Patrioticbreed9:
I give up i know do again!


Thanks to seun for nairaland, i have already added them to my marry list bucket.


God bless you guys..



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**No, no, no, man!! Go get 'em!! I'm not tryna discourage you!! Don't misconstrue my expression!! No clan's flawless, you oughta know that!!
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**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!

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RomanceRe: Two Policemen Fight At Filling Station Over Lady’s Number; Shoot Themselves by 40fy: 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2022



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**For real?? If so, they weren't real niggas!! They were just a couple of mothafuckas!!
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RomanceRe: Why Do I Attract Only Fair Girls. by 40fy: 7:50pm On Jun 28, 2022



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**Like charges repel; unlike charges attract!!!
**Sorry, man. It is just all math and science!!!
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Science/TechnologyRe: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by 40fy: 7:39pm On Jun 28, 2022



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**They both look great!!
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RomanceRe: A Nairaland Lady Should Sub For Me by 40fy:
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RomanceRe: Why I Did Not Sleep With People's Wives by 40fy: 6:49pm On Jun 28, 2022



**Only a real nigga like me can resist that kind of temptation!!

**Nevertheless, fück the government!!!


RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by 40fy: 6:25am On Jun 28, 2022
Officialgarri:
Oh wow! I love your font. I just went through your previous posts and I see how much you make Nairaland look so beautiful.
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by 40fy:



**F**k the government!!!

**Why would you fück a girl without a condom?? You wrap that shït up, dude!! huh

**Abortion is not option, so what are we gonna do?? Make her our wife?? Give you some money to feed her?? Accompany you to her momma's home??


RomanceRe: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 9:23pm On Jun 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
The babyish slang ain't necessary..they make you sound like a teen.. wink



**Funny dude!! grin Well, a middle class nigga like me ain't got no time for juveniles throwin' tantrums, especially on a faceless forum like this!!

**I might consider giving a fúck when I become a first class nigga!! grin grin


RomanceRe: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:42pm On Jun 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I know that..it's cool if you say you had her permission then... enjoy..



**We ain't never had no beef, lil' nigga!!

**So, I think we cool!!


RomanceRe: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:35pm On Jun 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
I know you ain't a female and you didn't get her permission..pls let's be serious here..if you didn't get her permission then I feel this is some sortta infringement of privacy you know..



Don't blast it off, nigga!! How did you know I didn't get her permission?? Furthermore, the picture doesn't even have her face in it!!


RomanceRe: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:24pm On Jun 24, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Cos it ain't yours..rather owned by a nairalander.. undecided



**You're right!! It isn't my property, but I got her permission to use the photo!! Lol, I'm not even a female!!

**We good??


CrimeRe: Ghanaian Girl Found Dead In Drain With Her Hands Tied (Photos) by 40fy: 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2022



☆☆F**k the government!!!

☆☆Earth is no more!!


RomanceRe: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:13pm On Jun 24, 2022
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Holla chico..pls kindly take down that picture on ya profile..



☆☆Why??


RomanceRe: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 3:19pm On Jun 24, 2022



★★Fück the government!!!

★★Relax guys; I like lesbians!!


RomanceRe: "You Wan Kill Me?" : Sex Worker Raises Alarm, Fights Insatiable Customer (video) by 40fy: 2:47pm On Jun 24, 2022



★★Fück the government!!!

★★Why the fück was she complainin'?? It is what she does!!


RomanceRe: Ghosting Gone Wrong by 40fy: 2:40pm On Jun 24, 2022



★★Fück the government!!!

★★I feel like snatchin' up the Nigga and throw him in front of a fûckin' train!!!


RomanceRe: What Can I Take To Last Long When Having Sex? by 40fy:



**Fück the government!!!

**Ingredients
★2 to 3 ..... leaves
★1/2 inch fresh ginger root (optional)

**Instructions
★Take 2-3 ...... leaves and wash them. Cut the leaves into small pieces.

★Scrub the ginger root and cut it into slices.

★Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot, add the ginger root and the leaves

★Cover the pot and boil for 5 to 10 minutes.

★Strain the tea to remove the leaves

★Let the tea cool off before drinking it

**Very effective!!
**no side effects

You wanna know these useful leaves??


RomanceRe: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by 40fy: 1:39pm On Jun 24, 2022



**Fück the government!!!

**Lol.. My Nigga was crying like a toddler!! Couldn't eat for days!!


RomanceRe: “I Need A Yahoo Boy To Use Me For Rituals To Pay My Fees” –lady by 40fy: 1:31pm On Jun 24, 2022



**Fück the government!!!




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