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 Religion / Re: Why Did You Become An Atheist by 40fy: 4:30pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
**Cuz I only believe in numbers!!!  **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Sports / Re: ‘I Waited For 17 Years’- Ighalo Elated To Win First Career League Crown by 40fy: 4:27pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
**Love to see another brotha gettin' it poppin'!!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! |
| Sports / Re: ‘I Waited For 17 Years’- Ighalo Elated To Win First Career League Crown by 40fy: 4:23pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
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| Crime / Re: Help! Fraudulent Landlord by 40fy: 1:33pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
**Dam!! Everybody's dirty in this God forsaken country!! Where are we gonna start from?? Your fuckin' landlord is no where to be found!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! |
| Crime / Re: Bandits Affiliated With Terror Group Ansaru Beheads Sokoto Farmers(Graphic) by 40fy: 1:27pm On Jun 29, 2022 |
**Has God really abandoned the country??  It ain't funny no more, but y'all laughin'!!**Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: I Have A UTI, Unitary Tract Infection. Please Help!!! by 40fy: 10:44am On Jun 29, 2022 |
**Another carpenter is down!! There would be no knackin' for the next couple months!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime / Re: Why Does Bad News Spread Faster Than Good News? by 40fy: 9:42am On Jun 29, 2022 |
**Bad news are like cars, you know, cars have lesser inertia, so lesser forces are needed to move them and when they move, they move quickly and accelerate faster; unlike Good news which are like trucks, they have greater inertia, so greater forces are needed and they accelerate slower!!! **It's just all math and science!!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: See What This Young Man Bought In Supermarket Today by 40fy: 8:49pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
**What was he gonna with those things?? Was he going to kill a lady with his díck?? Maybe he ain't got no girl and just an attention seeker!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Do You Know About The Ebira Ladies? by 40fy: 8:34pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Patrioticbreed9: **No, no, no, man!! Go get 'em!! I'm not tryna discourage you!! Don't misconstrue my expression!! No clan's flawless, you oughta know that!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Two Policemen Fight At Filling Station Over Lady’s Number; Shoot Themselves by 40fy: 8:24pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
**For real?? If so, they weren't real niggas!! They were just a couple of mothafuckas!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Do You Know About The Ebira Ladies? by 40fy: 8:19pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
** Good girls, but you gots be faithful, homie; else you got your face burned!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Romance / Re: Why Do I Attract Only Fair Girls. by 40fy: 7:50pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
**Like charges repel; unlike charges attract!!! **Sorry, man. It is just all math and science!!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 1 Like |
| Science/Technology / Re: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by 40fy: 7:39pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
**They both look great!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 160 Likes 6 Shares |
| Romance / Re: A Nairaland Lady Should Sub For Me by 40fy: 6:59pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: Why I Did Not Sleep With People's Wives by 40fy: 6:49pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
**Only a real nigga like me can resist that kind of temptation!! **Nevertheless, fück the government!!! 135 Likes 5 Shares |
| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by 40fy: 6:25am On Jun 28, 2022 |
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| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant by 40fy: 6:03pm On Jun 27, 2022 |
**F**k the government!!! **Why would you fück a girl without a condom?? You wrap that shït up, dude!! **Abortion is not option, so what are we gonna do?? Make her our wife?? Give you some money to feed her?? Accompany you to her momma's home?? |
| Romance / Re: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 9:23pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK: **Funny dude!! Well, a middle class nigga like me ain't got no time for juveniles throwin' tantrums, especially on a faceless forum like this!!**I might consider giving a fúck when I become a first class nigga!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:42pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK: **We ain't never had no beef, lil' nigga!! **So, I think we cool!! |
| Romance / Re: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:35pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK: Don't blast it off, nigga!! How did you know I didn't get her permission?? Furthermore, the picture doesn't even have her face in it!! |
| Romance / Re: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:24pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
FERNANDEZISBACK: **You're right!! It isn't my property, but I got her permission to use the photo!! Lol, I'm not even a female!! **We good?? |
| Crime / Re: Ghanaian Girl Found Dead In Drain With Her Hands Tied (Photos) by 40fy: 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
☆☆F**k the government!!! ☆☆Earth is no more!! |
| Romance / Re: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 8:13pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: We Are All In Trouble!!! by 40fy: 3:19pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
★★Fück the government!!! ★★Relax guys; I like lesbians!! |
| Romance / Re: "You Wan Kill Me?" : Sex Worker Raises Alarm, Fights Insatiable Customer (video) by 40fy: 2:47pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
★★Fück the government!!! ★★Why the fück was she complainin'?? It is what she does!! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: Ghosting Gone Wrong by 40fy: 2:40pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
★★Fück the government!!! ★★I feel like snatchin' up the Nigga and throw him in front of a fûckin' train!!! |
| Romance / Re: What Can I Take To Last Long When Having Sex? by 40fy: 1:42pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
**Fück the government!!! **Ingredients ★2 to 3 ..... leaves ★1/2 inch fresh ginger root (optional) **Instructions ★Take 2-3 ...... leaves and wash them. Cut the leaves into small pieces. ★Scrub the ginger root and cut it into slices. ★Bring the water to a boil in a medium pot, add the ginger root and the leaves ★Cover the pot and boil for 5 to 10 minutes. ★Strain the tea to remove the leaves ★Let the tea cool off before drinking it **Very effective!! **no side effects You wanna know these useful leaves?? 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: What's The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Done When Going Through Heartbreak by 40fy: 1:39pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
**Fück the government!!! **Lol.. My Nigga was crying like a toddler!! Couldn't eat for days!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: “I Need A Yahoo Boy To Use Me For Rituals To Pay My Fees” –lady by 40fy: 1:31pm On Jun 24, 2022 |
**Fück the government!!! |
| Politics / Re: NNPP Announces Ladipo Johnson As Kwankwaso's Running Mate by 40fy: 5:38pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
**Skibo!! **Good!! Part of the plan...!! **Nice one, Kwankwaso!! Atiku and Tinubu are going nowhere!! 12 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: PVC: Governor Matawalle Declares 1-Week Public Holiday In Zamfara by 40fy: 5:27pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
lawrenzooo: **Skibo!! **Exactly what I was thinkin' of!! |
| Family / Re: What Is That Thing You Don't Pray Your Children Inherits From You? by 40fy: 5:21pm On Jun 18, 2022 |
**Skibo!! **Nail biting!! Not really a good thing, I tell you!! |
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