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 Romance / Re: Top 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens To Have More S*x by 40fy: 11:15pm On Jul 29, 2022 |
**Fúck sex!! Y'all can go!! **I might change my decision when I'm done fixin' this godforsaken country!! 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Romance / Re: 90-year-old Daura Emir Marries 22- Year-old Bride by 40fy: 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2022 |
RedChiefPriest: **What the fúck you doin', man?? **2 fûckin' kegs of palm wine, huh?? One for you and one for that ancient man?? ** How 'bout me?? Fúck it!! You ain't a real nigga, man!! **Remember, Judas 8 verse 4, Nigga shall not live on water alone....... !!! |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Random Pictures by 40fy: 11:50am On Jul 29, 2022 |
**Keep it comin'!! My nigga, DNA!! ☕ 12 Likes |
| Romance / Re: What Does It Mean When A Guy Says You Are The Love Of My Life by 40fy: 11:12am On Jul 29, 2022 |
1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by 40fy: 8:22am On Jul 29, 2022 |
**Fúck it!! "Like" doesn't pay bills!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: I Nearly Kill Myself After I Discovered This My Biggest Act Of Stupidity/simpin by 40fy: 10:41pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
**Hahaha!!  **When you realized your mistake, like a victim of rape; you were full of self hate!!! |
| Romance / Re: This Is A Dustbin,oya Throw One Musician Inside by 40fy: 5:29pm On Jul 28, 2022 |
**Fúck it!! I ain't throwin' no musician in no fûckin' dumpster!! **Studio every night!! They're just bunch of dudes tryna make money!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried In A Relationship? by 40fy: 9:03pm On Jul 26, 2022 |
**I do not cry!!! Cuz real men do not cry!!! |
| Health / Re: Young People Are Now Bizarrely Getting High On Condom Aroma by 40fy: 10:46am On Jul 25, 2022 |
**Hahaha!! Nigerian guys, "how far"?? 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Name One Sentence In Pidgin That Is Very Difficult To Express In English. by 40fy: 8:19am On Jul 24, 2022 |
| Romance / Re: My Bestie and her friends Disgraced Me in town Pls What Should I Do Oooo? by 40fy: 7:16am On Jul 23, 2022 |
**Ha ha ha! Bullshít story!!! |
| Romance / Re: I Specially Welcome You Back Thegidredpiller by 40fy: 1:18am On Jul 23, 2022 |
**@TheGidRedpillar, @Bob_marie says you're just an unimportant black mothafucka who ass-licks the fûckin' whites!! **Are you a simp?? What you got to say, man?? **Answer my questions before I break your fûckin' neck!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: I Specially Welcome You Back Thegidredpiller by 40fy: 10:54pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
**Who the fúck is TheGidRedpillar?? **What's he doing with pillars?? Is he an architect or a builder?? Answer my questions ASAP!!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Nairalanders Do You Remember This Cartoon? by 40fy: 2:47pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
**Good ol' days!! **Doug, Rugrats, TaleSpin, The Jungle Book, Popeye The Sailor, Pokemon, Thundercats, Pingu, Aladdin, Naruto, Teen Titans, SuperTed!! **Damn, Lord!! Television these days is super dead!!! ***@BadRadio, the first picture's Pingu!!! |
| Romance / Re: If Ur Ex Is Now A Zombie Or Vampire How Wil U Kil Ur Ex? by 40fy: 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
**Back to the past, 2014 to be precise, when $1 = #170!!!* **Yo, Lifenija!! Why in Christ's name did you resurrect this dead thread?? |
| Romance / Re: Should I Pressure Her Or Should I Leave Her Alone by 40fy: 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
**You just have to let her be, man!! We all got secrets, you know, secrets that are too fûckin' dark to share!! **Your shameful acts, wishes or even fantasies!! You know, you try to wipe 'em off of your own memory, but shít, they won't go away and keep punishin' you!!! **You ain't even her blood. She'll rather die with it than tell you!! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: Tems Is A Beautiful And Stunning Woman, Inside Out. (photos) by 40fy: 1:45pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
Arnoldstine: **You gotta stop bitchin', nigga! cuz that won't alter the certainty that she's ugly!!! **Now, shut the fúck up, nigga man!!! |
| Celebrities / Re: Tems Is A Beautiful And Stunning Woman, Inside Out. (photos) by 40fy: 1:11pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
Arnoldstine: **Why you actin' like she's your wife?? **She won't even date you!! ** She'll rather roll with an ultra-cool mothafucka like me!! |
| Romance / Re: I'm Tired Of Salary Job. by 40fy: 10:02am On Jul 22, 2022 |
**For real, nigga!! **9-5 ain't gonn' buy you no Ferrari, man!!! **Think sharp!! Smoke some grasses!!! Keep your eyes wide open!!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Describe Your Kind Of Woman; Fair, Dark, Slim, Thick, Tall, Short. by 40fy: 9:44am On Jul 22, 2022 |
| Celebrities / Re: Tems Is A Beautiful And Stunning Woman, Inside Out. (photos) by 40fy: 8:32am On Jul 22, 2022 |
Rickmann: **Do not snap at me, Chief!! **It wasn't my fault that she's ugly!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Describe Your Kind Of Woman; Fair, Dark, Slim, Thick, Tall, Short. by 40fy: 8:19am On Jul 22, 2022 |
**She should not be too fair, too dark, too slim, too thick, too tall and too short!!! |
| Romance / Re: Guys, How Do You React When Your Girlfriend Tells You To Shut Up? by 40fy: 8:01am On Jul 22, 2022 |
**I'm a god, so nobody's gonn' tell me to shut up!! 2 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Edo Resident Cries Over Govt Operation To Kick Out Prostitutes From State(Video) by 40fy: 7:47am On Jul 22, 2022 |
**I ain't seein' nothin' here!! **Yo, @FalseProphet1!! You seein' somethin'?? **What we got?? 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Fear Girls by 40fy: 9:14pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**I laugh in Chinese 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: A Poor Man Is Helpless by 40fy: 9:04pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**Where you at, @Bankshanks?? You tryna feed us with a bullshít story?? |
| Celebrities / Re: Tems Is A Beautiful And Stunning Woman, Inside Out. (photos) by 40fy: 8:46pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**Another ugly ass!!! **She ain't pretty!!! **Why y'all actin' like this?? **Hey!! I ain't hatin' on nobody!! Just statin' the obvious!!! 26 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Of 1 Week Asked Me To Address Him As “Lord" - Lady by 40fy: 8:43pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**Yeah!! Y'all see that?? That's me!! **I'm a man full of Respect and Dignity!! **So you gotta treat me with respect and address me as Lord or god or Chief or Almighty!!! 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Throwback Thursdays: What Do You Call This In Your Dialect? by 40fy: 8:13pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**Good ol' days!! |
| Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Treat White Women Better Than Black Women (discussion) by 40fy: 8:04pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**@McOluOmo, don't!! don't do that, nigga!!! Do not go quiet!!! **Do you not read her comment?? She said, "Your self-esteem is so low"!! Is she tellin' the fûckin' truth?? **Say somethin', man!! |
| Romance / Re: An Hausa Man Harassed My Mother Today by 40fy: 7:41pm On Jul 21, 2022 |
**A couple months ago, one was runnin' his mouth and startin' shit!!! **I had to shut him the fúck up by break his fûckin' neck!! **Don’t fúck with 40fy, he doesn’t play!!!  2 Likes 1 Share |
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