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Romance / Re: Family Don Dey Fight The Newly Promiscious Wife by 40fy: 4:56pm On Aug 23, 2022
Hollybratt:
No dey use dat kind eye dey look me. I dey chop vawulence for now.




**Haha! Man shall not live by bread alone!! grin


Romance / Re: Family Don Dey Fight The Newly Promiscious Wife by 40fy: 2:17pm On Aug 23, 2022



**@Hollybratt the bad man!! grin grin


Romance / Re: Vawulence Don Settle O by 40fy: 2:13pm On Aug 23, 2022



**Nawa oo


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Romance / Re: Should I Scatter Their Marriage? by 40fy: 11:55am On Aug 22, 2022
Templee333:

what! Funke! HIV is reaaaal.




**Haha! Relax, dude!!
**I just wanna know how folks are runnin' things!!


Romance / Re: Should I Scatter Their Marriage? by 40fy: 7:33am On Aug 22, 2022



**Kinda group is that??..
** The link to the group @Hollybratt..


Politics / Re: Peter Obi Caught Lying Again by 40fy: 11:33am On Aug 14, 2022



**Let's do some shit together!!

Area
**Israel = 22,145km²
**Lagos = 3,559km²
**Borno = 70,898km²
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Population
**Israel = 9,217,000 (2020)
**Lagos = 12,550,600 (2016)
**Borno = 5,860,200 (2016)

**Read Sambisa forest = 60,000km²**

**Could he be tellin' the truth??


Health / Re: My Experience As A Guy In Gynecology Clinic by 40fy: 4:19pm On Aug 11, 2022



$$ Hey dude!! You just gotta beware of dangerous pússy!!


Romance / Re: Did I Do The Right Thing by 40fy: 10:53am On Aug 11, 2022



$$ It ain't none of your concern, dude!!
$$ She knows the devil's takin' off her clothes!!


Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation by 40fy: 10:34am On Aug 11, 2022



**Felt lonely, low and defeated!!


Romance / Re: See How A Famous Nairalander Came Through For Me(pics). by 40fy: 10:30am On Aug 11, 2022



☛ That ain't new to niggas like me!!
☛ Nairaland's got no shortage of good guys!!


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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by 40fy: 3:59pm On Aug 09, 2022
AutoRedux:


No mind the mumu guy.
grin grin
Romance / Re: Two Rooms Sharing One Air Conditioner In A Hotel (Photos, Video) by 40fy: 3:49pm On Aug 09, 2022



☛ Hahaha!!
☛ Don't make me laugh!!


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Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by 40fy: 3:08pm On Aug 09, 2022
Anuoluwa12345:
Don't worry, you. Know when you get there. Nope, I am not.. but I am talking from something I have experienced with someone close.





**I know niggas wouldn't tell you this, but I'm gonna be real and say what's on my heart!!
**Girl, let's just get married!!
**Meet me at the altar in your white dress!!

tongue tongue tongue


Romance / Re: Why I Love Alpha Male by 40fy: 2:49pm On Aug 09, 2022



**Damn!! Lord!! Are you datin' 40fy!!
**Gonna keep doin' that till I'm ninety-five!!

**it's my life**


Romance / Re: How did this get into my beverage(pix) by 40fy: 2:40pm On Aug 09, 2022



**Y'all would do anything for attention!!


Romance / Re: She Cheated With A Married Man Now This. Please Advice. by 40fy: 2:29pm On Aug 09, 2022
Anuoluwa12345:
When you get to a certain age, you will understand... Don't worry, by 50 yrs or 60 when you are ageing and no one is there to take care of you .. and you begin to feel the hit of loneliness, then you will understand better!.




**Hahaha!! How did you know that??
**Are you a 50 years old woman??


Religion / Re: My Experience With Eckankar Religion by 40fy: 7:32pm On Aug 08, 2022



**Two fingers in the air, man!!!


Religion / Re: My Experience With Olumba Obu(ooo) by 40fy: 11:12am On Aug 05, 2022



**Keep it comin', man!!


Romance / Re: Nairalanders Do You Remember This Cartoon? by 40fy: 4:54pm On Jul 31, 2022
Thonia69:
Yeah, I'm a teenager. There are better animated shows and series.

Just accept the fact with ♥️, Mr wink




**Don't tease me, babe!!! cool cool


Romance / Re: Have You Ever Dated Someone You Love? by 40fy: 4:43pm On Jul 31, 2022



**Told y'all thousand times that love is nothin', but an illusion!!!
**I believe in lust not love!!!


Romance / Re: Nairalanders Do You Remember This Cartoon? by 40fy: 4:33pm On Jul 31, 2022
Thonia69:
You're wrong, t.v aren't dead these days.




**Hahaha!!
**You're definitely a teenager!!
**Any better animated shows or series these days??

**Just accept the fact with ❤, Ms. Thonia!!


Romance / Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Men Don't Wear Clean Boxers? by 40fy: 4:19pm On Jul 31, 2022



**Hehehe!! She teases Nairaland's men every goddamn second!!!
**She's nothin' but a tease!!! grin grin
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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell A Friend She Has Bad Body Odor? by 40fy: 2:12pm On Jul 31, 2022



**One of the reasons I hate body odor!!

**Damn!! Very difficult to discover your own body odor because your olfactory systems are dead to your particular tang!! What she's gonna do now?? cry cry


Romance / Re: At A Husband Funeral's Ceremony The Officiating Pastor Proposed To The Widow by 40fy: 1:52pm On Jul 31, 2022



**Doesn't mean shit!! Life gotta go on!!
**Just pour out some liquor & have a toast to the dead!!


Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Hardly Wear Matching Lingeries? by 40fy: 1:46pm On Jul 31, 2022



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**You ain't a real lady, if your lingeries ain't matchin'!!


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Science/Technology / Re: Nigerian Men Fabricate Sound Proof Noise Cancellation Box For Generator (vid) by 40fy: 8:57pm On Jul 30, 2022



**Yeah!! It's just all math and science!!


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Politics / Re: Tinubu And Shettima's Supporters Hold Rally In Biu, Borno (Photos) by 40fy: 2:13pm On Jul 30, 2022



**Bring the drama on!!!


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Politics / Re: Man Cuts His Hair 7 Years After Vowing Never To Shave Until Buhari Resigns by 40fy: 2:01pm On Jul 30, 2022



**It's all bullshit!! Y'all know that!!


Politics / Re: Fact Check: Did Tinubu Pioneer Econet, Tsa, Economic Summit In Nigeria? by 40fy: 1:49pm On Jul 30, 2022



**haha


Crime / Re: Pls Don't Lie Oooo, Do You Spend Any Of This Money. by 40fy: 1:08pm On Jul 30, 2022



**Half of 'em!!
**I'm still a young mothafucka!!


Romance / Re: Top 10 Countries Where Government Beg Citizens To Have More S*x by 40fy: 11:15pm On Jul 29, 2022



**Fúck sex!! Y'all can go!!
**I might change my decision when I'm done fixin' this godforsaken country!!


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Romance / Re: 90-year-old Daura Emir Marries 22- Year-old Bride by 40fy: 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2022
RedChiefPriest:
Happy married life
The babe don secure the bag
Few years from now,baba go off and the wives go settle and dissect baba properties, sabinus sef no do pass this one.
Classic investor strategy,more wisdom.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine,1 for me and 1 for this old man
Barman! Play me "all we need is love" by Ngolo Kante and Celine dion.




**What the fúck you doin', man??
**2 fûckin' kegs of palm wine, huh?? One for you and one for that ancient man??
** How 'bout me?? Fúck it!! You ain't a real nigga, man!!
**Remember, Judas 8 verse 4, Nigga shall not live on water alone....... !!!


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