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How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by samguru: 10:07pm On Dec 06
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.

I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.

I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.

Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt.

Please feminists should keep off this thread.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by greatnaija01: 10:09pm On Dec 06
Introduce her to someone, just as she was introduced to you.... ENSURE you help the person fit into her perfect idea of a lover and let the person know all that is needed to know to be able to have her.

Then you both go to relationship seminars and conferences till you both learn that it CAN NOT work, then the seperation will be peaceful.

BUT if she finds out you learned how to dissolve it, then you would know that HELL HAS NOT FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED.

samguru:
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.
I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.
I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.
Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt
Please feminists should keep off this thread.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by IamD18: 10:10pm On Dec 06
All of a sudden her antecedents became something to worry about after shifting her pant.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by AntiWailer: 10:10pm On Dec 06
That is the problem and trap you people put yourself.

You cant eat your cake and have it.


It is either you hurt her or you stay.

If she is not good enough for you. Walk away now, dnt worry about the hurt. Last last she will be alright.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by OladimejiRufai: 10:51pm On Dec 06
Very simple

Firstly, lay some foam first inside the bin or any soft material

Then dump her inside the dustbin

Lobatan! That way she wont feel hurt at all if she lands safely on the foam grin

Or u can dump her inside a lagoon. if she can swim, she will find her way

No, u dont av to thank me

What are Nairalanders for??

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by samysmoothfresh: 10:53pm On Dec 06
IamD18:
All of a sudden her antecedents became something to worry about after shifting her pant.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by amaniro: 11:00pm On Dec 06
You're a comedian grin


You can never dump someone without feeling bad. Just feel bad for a while, then get over it.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Saffi(f): 11:01pm On Dec 06
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by samysmoothfresh: 11:02pm On Dec 06
The only time a relationship ends without any one getting hurt is when both party want out.


In this case, na only you want out and e no get how you no go hurt her if you leave.


Especially as e be say the lady suppose don dey slightly advanced and prolly nearing menopause.

These ones can never let go of a relationship.


Dem be like: "we die here today..........nobody dey comot anything!"

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by youngbelieve(f): 11:04pm On Dec 06
OladimejiRufai:
Very simple

Firstly, lay some foam first inside the bin or any soft material

Then dump her inside the dustbin

Lobatan! That way she wont feel hurt at all if she lands safely on the foam grin

Or u can dump her inside a lagoon. if she can swim, she will find her way

No, u dont av to thank me

What are Nairalanders for??

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by OladimejiRufai: 11:11pm On Dec 06
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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by carter009(m): 11:11pm On Dec 06
IamD18:
All of a sudden her antecedents became something to worry about after shifting her pant.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by OladimejiRufai: 11:12pm On Dec 06
youngbelieve:

Lol grin grin grin
Auntie, what is ur own nah? grin
Are u the OP?
Oh! Or are u the about to be dumped girlfriend

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by samguru: 11:23pm On Dec 06
Saffi:
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.

Haaaa, this is is too much!
Can't someone truthfully seek for advice on issues concerning his/her life.
Madam, you are not matured at all.
I only sought for advice on the process of leaving her unhurt, please if you don't have any please move to another thread.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by pcguru1(m): 11:53pm On Dec 06
samguru:
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.
I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.
I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.
Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt
Please feminists should keep off this thread.

You are not interested, you are not interested, there is no good breakup. you want to tell if it were the reverse she won't just tell you, this is the best part of being adults. Having sex is a mutual act, both parties are benefiting, it's society that attaches losing of one's value but if you sleep around too much then you are a slut lol (both guys and girls ).

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by InvestorO(m): 12:11am On Dec 07
Saffi:
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.

shocked
Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Chiefjosy(m): 1:45am On Dec 07
Saffi:
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.

Why’re you crying? Na you dem Bleep? Dem don shift your pant leave you before ? You’re mad

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Saffi(f): 1:48am On Dec 07
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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Gofwane(m): 3:21am On Dec 07
It's very simple nah. Tell her you are now gay.
But oboyyeh, if the girl is more than 30 years, then you are in deep shii because these categories of girls are soo patient that they can cook a stone till it becomes softer than a boiled egg cheesy

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by femi4: 5:40am On Dec 07
samguru:
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.
I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.
I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.
Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt
Please feminists should keep off this thread.
Both of you crashed your marriages to start a relationship that is about to crash.....Weldon Sir! I guess you didnt see those signs before the sex. After the sex, your eyes suddenly opened and all her flaws became obvious

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by LordsApostle: 6:51am On Dec 07
samguru:


Haaaa, this is is too much!
Can't someone truthfully seek for advice on issues concerning his/her life.
Madam, you are not matured at all.
I only sought for advice on the process of leaving her unhurt, please if you don't have any please move to another thread.
that bitch is a very biter girl, she has never had any of her relationship work, the guys keep dumping her, so she relies on just Love machines to meet her sexual needs, so you understand why she's so depressed and frustrated. Bro, leave that bitch!!! She's frustrated and bitter.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by lilbest4(m): 6:59am On Dec 07
IamD18:
All of a sudden her antecedents became something to worry about after shifting her pant.
there's nothing special about her pants actually they both enjoyed it

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by lilbest4(m): 7:02am On Dec 07
Saffi:
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.
what's special about opening pants? People "open" pants every minute even as we are talking now people are "opening" pants so that isn't even worth mentioning

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Bloooody(m): 7:11am On Dec 07
Saffi:
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.
Kill yourself..

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by kemicalreaction: 7:13am On Dec 07
Saffi:
Stupid fools just to open pant and run away. You know how to open your big mouth for sex, but to be a man and tell her how you feel is a problem. I don’t understand this generation, bunch of loser men.

Pained/frustrated feminist spotted grin grin. Always jumping on threads to abuse and bash men, as if the whole of them are responsible for your misfortune. grin grin.

Here is your L, take it and go to hell.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by princfred(m): 7:34am On Dec 07
samguru:
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.
I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.
I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.
Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt
Please feminists should keep off this thread.

Tell her you are not good enough for her (because obviously you are not for shifting pant before appraising her mental and attitudinal compatibility with you so its not a lie technically ). And stop shifting pants before appraising antecedents cool as that makes things difficult for both parties involved if things dont go as anticipated. Otherwise you'll just be back looking for advice again sooner than later.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by Cammo: 7:42am On Dec 07
Place a Vita Foam at the ground floor of your building then drop her from the window, but make sure she lands perfectly on the foam without getting hurt.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by DanDeeBoss(m): 7:50am On Dec 07
samguru:
For mature minds only.

I need your advice on how to dumb a lady which I don't like but we have been dating in the last 5 months.
She was introduced to me by a friend and since then I thought the relationship can lead to marriage but my instinct keeps telling she is not the one.
I have had sex with her anyway but her antecedents is something to worry about as she has been married and the marriage crashed without a child.
I have also married with a male child but the marriage crashed due to crazy intolerable behaviours of my ex.
This lady has shown some signs which my ex possessed and I don't want to experience such marriage again.
Please how do I dump her without having any feeling of guilt
Please feminists should keep off this thread

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by IamD18: 7:55am On Dec 07
LordsApostle:

that bitch is a very biter girl, she has never had any of her relationship work, the guys keep dumping her, so she relies on just Love machines to meet her sexual needs, so you understand why she's so depressed and frustrated. Bro, leave that bitch!!! She's frustrated and bitter.
I've long known not to be alone on this.
Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by speedyconnect3: 7:57am On Dec 07
Now you know you arent good for her abi?
Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by ImaIma1(f): 9:05am On Dec 07
Why did you sleep with her when you knew somewhere at the back if mind that it won't work?

Why didn't you think of all this incompatibilities and hindrances before you got into her panties?

You want to have your cake and eat it. Now you want to run and you are looking for an easy landing.

Deal with this yourself! Why didn't you come and ask us if you should sleep with her? You wanted to taste and see. Scammers everywhere parading as boyfriends/lovers.

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Re: How Do I Dump My Girlfriend Without Hurting Her? by carter009(m): 9:16am On Dec 07
ImaIma1:
Why did you sleep with her when you knew somewhere at the back if mind that it won't work?

Why didn't you think of all this incompatibilities and hindrances before you got into her panties?

You want to have your cake and eat it. Now you want to run and you are looking for an easy landing.

Deal with this yourself! Why didn't you come and ask us if you should sleep with her? You wanted to taste and see. Scammers everywhere parading as boyfriends/lovers.

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