Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

Cum fast ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Abeg he needs more...all the security in form of human, robotic, artificial and executive model. Please God guide my President-elect to deliver the mandate of the American people.

- Will he probe Obama's administration?
- Will he use EFCC sorry FBI to hunt perceived political opponents?
- Will he epp to trace Goodlucks' loot?
- Will Nigeria's HoR members visit US for training?
- Will he epp end Boko Haram?

Yes to all your questions

Keneking:
Did anyone die?

themosthigh:
So sad.....so upon all the nonsense prayer wey them give to jehovah lord el shadai, he still decided to crash their planes just like he allowed his son be slaughtered and crucified by the romans, allowed jephtah sacrifice his daughter, allow John the Baptist be behaeded as a birthday gift and allow Africans be enslaved by the whites.
I think jehovah is the devil and the devill is the true lord and saviour.
Oyibos have used our brains and sold to us a fake God to use our brains and control it.
Give a man science and he can conquer the world but give him religion and fantasy conquers him

Nonsense

HungerBAD:
Fayose is now my man.

I remember when he called Tinubu a Yoruba leader some weeks ago,and this shows he has respect for elders.

For this,I will not bash his Tai Solarin/NYSC White dressing.

landinfo:
I haven't stopped hating anything FG but for pple to protest against this hike in data price for meis a NO NO.....


1. There was 90% increment in fuel price, Nigerian didn't protest cos they stupidly took it & smiled.

2. Foods became invisible in the market & Nigerians didn't protest.

3. Foods, commodities & products now sell @ 100% of previous price for instance the Sniper biggest size i always buy for 1,200-1,300 is now 2,500 or the retailer decides not to buy & even when he buyshe must make sure that u gave him the money to get it for u....Nigerians didn't protest or sign petition.

4. DSS, EFCC, ICPC, etc are now above the law & can beused to intimidate pple & instead of Nigerians to see the handwriting of lawlessness, they applauded the man & said he shld ride on.

5. Nigeria is in recssion but someone knowing that Nigerians are gullible said "recession was just a word"....Nigerians didn't protest cos they were smiling.

6. In life when I slap u the 1st time, 2nd, 3rd, 4th & so on & u don't fight back, the next time I would not slap u, I would kill, maim & bury u be that now.

7. Govt from FG to State say there is no money to pay salary but ask the voters in the concluded elections, pple got as few as 2,000naira to vote any of big 2 parties, in Edo, Ondo, Rivers, Bayelsa, etc APC Ondo outspent PDP from 4,000 to 6,000 plus cos PDP were giving 2,000-3000....& then u wonder why 9JA be like this

8. There is a BILL currently to increase VAT thru telecommunication by 9%, CBN gov'nor said NCC shld tax more after 3mins of calling & now NCC wey don grow wings don increase data tariff, it just means that this directive is just the beginning of testing the waters.

modath:
Saw a tweet along the line of political own goals & it resonated deeply with me... PDP inviting Sheriff into their fold ranks in the top 5 of a 95th minute 1-0 championship wining own goal, no gainsaying, no argument, na fact!!

{Not dropping Diezani & Abba Moro are nos 1 & 2 for sure, the two scandals cemented their persona non grata status. There is a time for "friendship/protectionism " & there is a time for being decisive & strategic thinking / planning }



The time they've spent bickering, lamenting & trading blames, they could have been "refurbishing" their battered image but no, since no money dey to share, no need for cohesion.

Some things we let go not cos we are foolish but cos we stand to lose more by being recalcitrant, if they've allowed him to organise elections like PDP's constitution posits they'd have been more focused by now.

Rather pride, ego tripping & impunity blinded and deafened them... as a direct fallout, they've lost 2 elections that were theirs for the picking, APC didn't win Edo & Ondo states, PDP lost them through lack of strategically planning moves & counter moves....

The quicker PDP whittles down Wike & Fayose's undue influence in their affairs & leash their rabid canine FFK, dissolve Makarfi's board & allow Ali modu (who is the MY WAY or the HIGWAY kinda person)to leave with some dignity intact the better for them, barring that na mockery & trolling we go still use dem dey do...

Still in my #IStandWithSheriff mode..

Case closed, #myladyhasspoken#, next

GudluckIBB:
I will start respecting Fayose the day he will come out and claim responsibily for Pdp's woes becos he and Wike were the ones that went to ask SAS to chair pdp that "he is the only man that can fight Buhari" but alas instead of them to blame themselves they are busy blaming Buhari.

Bringing in SAS has made u lost Ondo, Ekiti is next.

Above all blame jonathan for beign stupid and clueless becos if he had done well as a president, Buhari would have retired from politics by now just as "small Adams" retired Anenih the once famous PDP's Mr fix it from politics[/i].

[i]You People should allow me enjoy my rest now, Haba, you voted me out of power because l was clueless, l am Jonathan and this is my Nairaland account

bettercreature:
Then!!! in 2007 we asked them what to do with certain amount of money,they said we must go into forex trading because everybody is making it but we refused! We started physical business and fast forward to 2016 we are swimming in cash
I can see majority of youth dreaming of blogging,its wrong! totally wrong! what worked for taiye might not work for Kehinde

i agree

bettercreature:

No dull moments on Nairaland

Keneking:
Is this church tithe free?
Who do they worship - Ayo or God?
No altar, crucifix or tabernacle.

You again, you signed an undertaking with EFCC not to make spurious claim on Nairaland and you also promise to return APC campaign fund of 800 million Naira and you are here talking about tithe and offerings, they are worshipping God and not Ayo, where is my cane, oya, lie down to be flogged

makavele:


Bro, please refer to the emoticon . . . It was just a joke oh
Mikky is still in business but u have to submit ID, tax clearance, birth cert
Nepa bill, driv licence, bvn, bank statement, ATM pin, waec result,
jamb result and "to whom it may concern"
before he will deal with you

Chai, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland, Lol @ Waec and Jamb result, l dont think he will need all those documents, he wants to be on the safer side of the law while doing his business so that yawa no go gaz for his head in the US considering our name as Nigerians is already profiled negatively in yahoo runs, credit card and cheque fraud etc, every fraudulent transaction is traceable in the West and the recipient account is either red- flagged or suspended pending when the whole investigation is over

Bolustic:
[size=20pt]Mama Peace, watch this dock carefully and study how to stand well.[/size]

l am Mama Peace, l am gulity already because all that Dollars was money l got from kickbacks from my Ogogoro Jonathan, tell Buhari to send me to Bayelsa Prison so l can eat Banga soup, fresh fish and Sapele water

Keneking:
screaming lalasticlalaohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Just put aboniki robb and iced water on the swollen part, it should heal

It will not heal, it is a very complicated procedure and needs to be handled by licensed plastic surgeons, there are several Medical doctors in the West facing malpractice law suits because they perform this kind of surgery very wrong, l dont feel for the lady, let her drink her hot coffee alone, next news pleaseeeeeeeeeee

madridguy:
Ondo people be like " We Want Good Governance ". APC alone is the answer to that.

Never again will PDP rule us.

HungerBAD:
I want to believe in this marriage.

But common sense tells me this is a coming together of two families,sealing a business deal with their kids coming together in marriage as a surety.

Powerful people getting married to each other.

Two Dynasty coming together.

Rub my back, l rub yours, dont reveal our dirty deals, help me hide all my past deals, let our children and lineage continue with the wealth, no shaking, ranka dai dai,

Keneking:
N11.8bn for what?

This small State that depends on agriculture...and monkeys in the forest to survive

Only Abakaliki and Afikpo are the major cities sorry towns in the State

Hian, which monkey do they depend on to survive, how can a whole state depend on Monkeys as a source of revenue, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland

HungerBAD:
Interesting statement.

As a life long supporter of the APC,I would not push my luck that much to say Nigerians love us too much,as most of our electoral promises are being delayed because of the in-house-fightings.

But this I can authoritatively say,and that is given the choice between the APC and the PDP anyday,Nigerians will vote in the APC.

The only complaints against the APC so far,is that they tightened all the loopholes for stealing in Nigeria,and that the economy is just starting to pick up.

And even our economic woes was caused by the last administration.

But would Nigerians even in their good dreams,go near the PDP?no.

Nigerians are many things,but Nigerians are not stupid. And they would rather allow a man who is strict and does not tamper with our commonwealth to rule them,than those that will loot the Commonwealth with their wives and cronies.

Once again,congratulations to the APC.

Gbammmmmmm

henrydadon:


APC supported right now

Keneking:
A. Will he visit Tinubu?
B. Will he visit Buhari?
C. Will he visit John Oyegun?

Click like for A, Share for B&C

Yes, but when are you coming back to APC with the money given to you?...... we need the 800 million back or else EFCC will come after you this week, you are on administrative bail, so behave yourself online, we are watching you

modath:


Really? he is that "powerful" enough to stop "almighty Atiku & his war chest" ? Then how come this face not only scared the bejesus outta his old tired & dusty ass... It also "retired" him from partisan politics!! ?