madridguy:
And some people will be shouting Buhari killed our economy, even as big as China and US economy is am sure it can't withstand this.
Dear Jonathan, God alone will judge you with what you did to Nigeria economy.

sarrki:
A lot of people felt I just hate Gej

The truth is the man failed

The first time my hope was raised and dashed was during Gej

He told us he was one of us.

He scammed a lot of Nigerian with that statement he made, the shoe thing

History will definitely remember you (Negatively)

Wetin l do now, l agree, l was a failure, l lacked vision, l was corrupt, my wife and all PDP advisers misled me, l am not a Hero of Democracy, l am a Hero of looters, criminals and thieves, dont you see my wife patience has over 20million dollars with skye Bank, l dont know how she got the money, she was also part of the problem, l am glad Buhari is investigating her, l am sorry, Nigerians should forgive me, this is my Nairaland username

VickyRotex:


Hahahahaha. lol.

It's not what you're thinking o.

Hahahaha, l understand the sarcasm behind the message, kidding with you, l am innocent jare

nuesaweso:
Did you say storm?

With what? With that big belle? Lwkmd!!!

Buhahahaha, na isiewu, borokoto, Gulder, palm wine, fufu and banga soup full that belle

HungerBAD:
Oga Governor,

The PDP collapsed when the shoeless one was whooped In the elections last year,and banished to the Riverside of his village,where even Google Maps is having difficulties locating him.

Oga Governor na once a year your name dey appear for Newspapers,so this importance you dey claim sef,I no get am.

l am Jonathan, l have been disgraced and sent parking , l am a good guy but l was surrounded by thieves, criminals and looters, hence l failed woefully, l am not a hero, l am a failure, l ought to have developed the Niger Delta but l was misled by all my associates, allow me to enjoy my retirement while l sip my ogogoro in Yenogoa, but l will contest in 2019 and defeat APC, hope you will vote for me?. this is my Nairaland account, also tell Modath to start campaigning for me against 2019, l need her support to mobilize support for me from the South West

VickyRotex:

Your profile message got me laughing, Lol @ you preferred CEO position, Una go kill person with laugh for Nairaland, for me, l prefer all styles & position, inclusive of CEO

MutantMetahuman:
Who watched the fight?


Molina e is a pussy

He got Koed after 3 rounds... He didn't throw a punch at Anthony

rawtouch:
epp me revenge on [b]Samuel peters [/b]behalf

Where is Samuel Peters, seems he has retired, chai, they take blow scatter the guy jaw

dangotesmummy:
but your Monica says 4nobody 4everyone

Quick question :who are the EVERYONE you're for?

My family members, you (my girl) , other sincere and trustworthy humans across the globe

dangotesmummy:
it's not by force to date a billionaires mother

My son doesn't trust you

Well, your son told me of what to do to take you to cloud 9, l will not spill it here, your pictures he showed me, shows you are seductive and edible, and he was happy that l intend to date you and he has approved it, so lets not drag it, you are now my girl

dangotesmummy:
a woman in her 70s can't dress hot and seductive again because there's nothing to flaunt

Our case is settled, we are dating, you have to accept it that way

dangotesmummy:
my son lied to you and misled you completely I don't even live and OR work in either Lagos OR ibadan talk more of frequenting there regularly

Ad for being a good cook it's only indomie I know how to cook o. My son doesn't allow Mr cook at all.HE says it's an insult for a billionaires mother to be entering the kitchen cooking

l will visit you when l arrive Nigeria and take you out for a cosy dinner, you must dress very hot, seductive and rosy for me, l must date you , l dont care about your age or where you live, l want your heart and l will take you clubbing

dangotesmummy:
shoooo

I'm a woman in HER mid 70s and you're saying I'm young edible and sweet.please give a grandmother the respect that is due to her

dangotesmummy:
a whole dangotesmummy

My son must hear of this.I'll report you to him

Yes, let him hear, l like you, you are fresh, young, edible, inviting and sweet, l can guess your age, if you want, l can tell you now

VickyRotex:
Still looking for the "Alot of Nigerians" that reacted

lastpage:


You can say so many things without consequence but this one that you "profane against the Holy Spirit", is bigger than your mouth o!

Its better you to ask for forgiveness, the Bible says "this" is the only sin without forgiveness!

You don enter your own for this world, brother.

I am not begging you to ask for forgiveness...





Lastpage!

Dont mind them, well, Atheist are many on Nairaland, so there is no point engaging them, their perdition and doom awaits them

dangotesmummy:
how can a whole billionaires mother cook for you.you don't have respect o

My son can even get you arrested for gross insurbodination

Hahaha, l also like you, there is nothing you can do about it, your son will be happy that l am in friendship with you, you are a darling

dangotesmummy:
dangote is the one and only co conglomorate as far as buisness in Nigeria is concerned

l want to visit you this christmas when l am in Nigeria and l want you to cook good food for me to eat

dangotesmummy:
its not possible

SBG04:
A building collapses in his state and in his very presence and what does he do? He takes the next available N50 million naira bullet proof SUV and runs away, leaving the peasants to rescue themselves. Doesn't stay back to coordinate rescue efforts like any sane person in a position of authority would. I really wish that building fell on his head gan gan. Useless human being! The very same people that will waive building permits for their friends and cronies, endangering the lives of thousands in the process! Don't be shocked when this idiot governor organises a thanksgiving next week to "thank God" for saving his life.

Exactly , l agree with the bold, as a servant of his state , he ought to remain on ground and assist to co-ordinate the rescue of those trapped in the disaster, all these politicians do not give a fly hoot to the masses , it is all about their stomach, nonsense

spyder880:


You are free to copy bro Hope you are having fun this weekend? Am thinking of more ways to relax.

Lol , yes, l am having fun, life is boring without fun, you are doing a good job, may the good LORD continue to fill you with his wisdom, unction and might to enable you excel, for fun, well, you can wind down with a drink of your choice, go swimming if you can, and relax with your family as much as you can and get some nice christian inspirational songs to put you in a worship mode to give thanks to GOD

spyder880:
You can copy this building plan for free, go ahead, draw the building yourself

l have copied it and l will draw it myself and put my name on it as spyder880, do your worst Lol, kidding with you , the work is neat, kudos to you spyder880