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Why all the bollocks that there is no significant difference between 3rd place and 4th place? Given the re-jigged Champions League format, finishing 3rd place makes a world of difference.

ferdiii:
Good one! But what about chinchi (bed bug) and roaches? Good thing is Otapiapia kills them all,spiders, mosquitos and crickets will be dancing thinking they were excluded. Death dance! It amazes me and I love getting rid of them.

Dancing and thinking spiders,mosquitoes and crickets. Does this happen after smoking weed?

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=270648.msg3845849#msg3845849
please, I can't decipher what you meant by ''Furthermore,I ask her how was deep is thier relationship, she reply by saying; when she was so small, she has some spirit(elegbe omo or emere) as in yoruba. so her mother and the boy's mother her friend and they made use of the boy so dat those spirit we leave her alone (that was when she was around 2-3 years of age )''[/quote]I couldn't produce this gibberish even if I overdosed on crystal meth.

Serena is too muscular for a woman.

Look at these jealous women claiming she ''bought'' it.

She's incredibly beautiful and shapely. No point in sniping.

[quote author=jackie. link=topic=269542.msg3832742#msg3832742 date=1241647817]Do u knw wot kills a rltnshp,doubts.once u start tinkin dat sumtin is hapnin its doomed,cuz ul neva trust d person.[/quote]I think text-speak on NL should be banned.

Bia, Tpia with a H. You have mouth to talk about us, as if you Naija women are special. Don't even get me started.

This una stupid logic. The men who gave her HIV can also claim that they were taking their revenge on women.

The man is only trying to display a ''tough guy'' visage.

Tell you a woman with a fantastic physique, Kim Kardashian.

Always hating on Naija men . . . usual suspects.

Trophyless , the award winning series is now into season 5.

10 Emmy nominations. The Cheating Bastard award for Cesc ''my knee still hurts'' Fabregas. I hate that midget, has anyone noticed how his nose twitches like a dog's?

Sunday's game should be sponsored by Eli Lily, the makers of Prozac.

Not surprised Chelsea fans are moaning about the ref. They have no class. The best team made the final.

   

The 2 classless London clubs are out. Sit back and admire the two best exponents of the beautiful game play the final.

Sunday's game - Chelski vs Arseki - will be the battle of the miserable.

bawomolo:
Well Arsene Wenger has earned the right to determine when's its time for him to go.  

blah blah blah, 2 lucky goals and we no go rest

Earned which right? When he took over from Pat Rice, Arsenal were 3rd in the league. 12 years later, Arsenal are languishing in 4th and going 4 years without a trophy. The preceding 4 years before Wenger took over was not similarly trophyless.

Moonstone:
Where are the gaynners? Debosky and his followers? Why are they MIA?
Only Man U fans are in the gaynner thread? OH LAWDY!

They are all pissing on themselves because of the tension. Debosky has curled into the fetal position under his bed. Mukina has had a sudden onset of severe diarrhea and match never start . . .keep you guys posted

The Omniscient SistaWoman. If you don't have advice for her, who has?

lizzy A:
i came in as his wife,he has been here for a very long time,thanks alot 4 all ur advises,i dont wanna call cop on him becos i love him so much,he has really done alot for me,am just tired of his anger and beatings.

So she's not married then, just came in pretending to immigration she's married.

lizzy A:
I dont know why some people are just crazy about dis marriage stuff,anyway i dont think am crazy to go2 d alter wit any man,becos i dont think i can keep dis for better,for worse marital vow.

Is she married or not?

ThiefOfHearts:
If her name was Kadajait the akata, 4Play would be helpful

Just skimmed through her posts, she's not ready for marriage and is so proud of her man. I can tell a cock and bull story quite easily. Maybe ''Akata'' women are more more honest with their personal experiences.

debosky:


Not to worry, she won't be able to do that after 12th May, you need a subscription for it then.  

Jehovah Jireh! The Lord has answered my prayers.  

I don't believe this story one bit.

@Lizzy ''Fabulist'' A

Wetin be the provocation? Every time we ask you for details, you come back with a silly reply.

Wetin be this provocation?   Change the channel to AIT Movistar when he wants to watch SkySports?  

This una cock and bull story, I'm sure Seun is paying these people.

Who can forget the car our newspapers proclaimed was ''invented'' by Ezekiel Izuogu? 

Let's not let foreigners see this joke of an article.

Moonstone:
A friend of mine told me that someone she knew got married to a guy who was a preemie in ejaculation and it's been hell for her cos she can't reach orgasm. It's insane.

Did he tell her he doesn't believe in sex before marriage prior to getting married?

ElRazur:
I am not contradicting myself, I am merely explaining as to why Nigerian food may not have a cross appeal to the indigenous people here.

It then appeals to which people: The Asian community, the Eastern Europeans, Caribbeans?

ElRazur:
There is really nothing to proof. Your points was based on things that are nothing other than observation., yet you are quit to dismiss point based on personal experience or observation. not exactly a fair way of exchanging ideas now or is it?

My observation is that a cross-cultural appeal is non-existent. Yours is that a cross-cultural appeal exists and you think a ''fair way'' to exchange ideas is for me to establish non-existence as much as you establish existence. Bizarre.

@tpia

Your subterfuge is convincing. Who would have ever thought that Tpia is Tpiah?

tpiah:
do you need glasses.

Apt query often posed to your rare male suitors.

tpiah:
do i know you from somewhere? Or are you confusing me with somebody?

Which kain man dey pursue you? AloyEmeka kind of man?