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Things aren't always what they seem to be

Congratulations

Seek God's face for direction.

Great God

BellaElla:
Oga let me tell u wat ur wife is passing through so that u go tell me if Na u, u go allow person touch u.
1. Her throat always feels like something is climbing around it. 2. If she eats, she feels the food coming back into her mouth.3. She is having heartburn ( her chest is always on fire)4.She can't say one sentence without her mouth filling up with saliva.5. Her v.j is tender and hurts most of the time.6. She retches whenever food passes down her throat.7. She is having waist pain, feels feverish, pees every two minutes.8. She is sharing her energy with another human being. Imagine producing all the cells, bones, tissues and blood needed to form a perfect human being.
9. She is constantly worried about the safety of the baby, she worries that the baby is forming well, getting all nutrients needed.
10. Nothing tastes good to her cos her mouth is sour and excess saliva.
11. She still has to do housework and feed u despite all these feelings.
Oga trust me, seducing u is the last thought on her mind. If u want to kpekus at all, ur best best is helping her out at home, preparing food for her, encouraging her, telling her u understand how she feels, helping her research on pregnancy, praying for ur baby with her. She will most likely get wet down there out of gratitude and appreciation. She will likely give u without being asked. But if u start groping and handling her at night when she dey find way to sleep, u no go gree her sleep, u go dey prod am with ur umbrella, then get ready for a conji filled one year plus. Because she is more likely to feel resentment towards u now than passion. Welcome to marriage oga.

Classic

Greed and scam are like 5 and 6

@ op if all these are truly your handiwork, then don't worry you will soon stand before kings and not ordinary men

With God, All things are possible.

My husband has been sickness-free for over 2 decades. I have been sickness-free for over 1 decade.

with God in the picture, Divine health and Divine healing is real

Layolaw:
I want you mamas to discuss this issue of female circumcision, although 've heard and read a lot on female genital mutilation but am raising this for a friend, she called me that her 3 years old girl used to put hand in her vaginal and say its scratching her but she 'll only touch there & says it 'll not scratch you again but recently the mother-in-law visited and told her that its becuase she was nt b circumcise and that they can still do it, but she refuse, please mamas what do you have to say on dis? Thanks

Someone has started tampering with the little girl's V-jayjay. I wonder how circumcision would solve that.

Alert at last.

Thank you Jesus

Sequel to the initial post made on this thread, we wish to inform the general public that this Music Studio is on for Lease for a period of 2-5 years.

This is because the owner had to travel to Texas and is currently unavailable to manage the studio.

If you are interested or you know anyone who might be, please call 4tunebest on 07062160601

Thank You JESUS

Ahnie come and finish your love story oooo.

God continue to keep Zino

Annunaki:
Muslims will rather deny their quoran than admit that Jesus is the Son of God. Anyway make I siddon read wetin islamist spin doctors will come up with on this thread

Please this is a discussion for Muslims. I do not need the comments of Christians on this thread.

Thank you as you comply.

According to the Holy Quran, Jesus Christ came to being because Almighty Allah spoke the word. Allah did not birth Jesus Christ. Allah has no son.

According to the Holy Bible, in John 1:14, ''And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.

Please I need a Muslim brother or sister to enlighten me because logically, both the Holy Quran and the Bible are saying the same thing-Jesus Christ is the Son of God.

Thanks op for sharing. Such a wonderful piece

The first day I kissed my husband was on our wedding day.

I was extremely shy doing that in front of everybody.

If that was my first kiss is another question all together.

Thanks op.

I also realized this after I gave birth to my daughter. If I could be ever willing to attend to her when she needs me, I realized how willing God is, to attend to the needs of we His children.

Matthew 6:26-34;
Matthew 7:9
Luke11:11.

Go ask God. He has the best answer for you. This will save you of trial and error in business

We on Nairaland can't help you. Why not talk to the One who would not only help you, but who would also turn the situation around to what you desire.

Lashawn, there are many ways to deal with this issue, but you have asked for the best way. Well, the best way is to tell God what you want; tell God how you want your husband to spend his money, those flaws you want your man to do away with---tell it to God and patiently watch the drama unfold.

...this is the magic ingredient in my own marriage. I pray it works for you too

The Secretariat would like to thank you for making the YouWiN! Program a success in 2015, despite the many challenges that were faced. In this New Year, we encourage you to re-double your efforts in growing your business and to continue creating sustainable jobs for fellow young Nigerians.

As earlier communicated, the program is still ongoing and monitoring and disbursement processes remain unchanged. The Grant funds for the YouWiN program have been moved to the Treasury Single Account domiciled with the Central Bank of Nigeria. However, the Federal Ministry of Finance is still finalizing the processes to access these funds. It is expected that disbursement will continue in the next few weeks. The Secretariat will keep you abreast of any new information.

The Federal Ministry of Finance is still working to resolve the legal issues with Stanbic IBTC and UBA to ensure that they comply with the TSA directive.
The Secretariat is cognizant of the challenges with awardees businesses due to delay in funds and is constantly working to ensure that these funds are released.


Same Ol' story

Adaobi12:
Which of these can a graduate of library and information go for?

That should depend on your preference

snazzyoma:
Pls am in ph and how do I register for customer service course,and honesstly I don't like online lectures.

Alison.com

ademasta:
I have more than 6 certificates from Alison but havn't collected any. @Op, I have sent you PM let's talk.

Av replied your pm

mechtronics:
How do we go abt n make a start

Alison. Com

Please all, I'll be back to reply your enquiries. Can't do that now. On my way to work

kannyluv:
dats really gud...i wil like to apply 4 law nd legal skill but 4 how long wil i study it be4 I obtainin certificate

That depends on the course content and your ability to grasp things. The certificate I collected today, I started the course on Tuesday, 12th January, completed the course on Thursday, yesterday and wrote the exam today

Shinyjay:
This is quite good. But the question is whether it would be useful in the real world.

My brother, I may not be able to answer for someone else, but for someone like me who already has several certifications, I know how useful it is, that's why I seek for more certifications.

Hello everyone,

I just thought to share a recent discovery of mine with people interested in career advancement, who are passionate about education and career improvement like I am.

Okay so, in my quest for more degrees and certifications, with little cash to spare, I came across a website which offers Diploma in a wide variety of courses as listed below.

The good thing is that these courses are presented in a very easy to understand manner, very detailed and FREE. I mean these courses are free in every sense of the word, and with less than N5000 Naira, you get your certificate.

Attached here is a certificate issued to me on successful completion of a course I completed today, after passing the exams. May I add that there is no way you would fail the exams because you can repeat it for as many times until you achieve the required score.

The website is : alison.com. Courses offered include

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I hope you would make use of this opportunity and take your career to the next level in 2016.


lalasticlala, seun, I am not a front page freak but could you help Nairalanders achieve their career dreams this year?

ahnie:
I use em vit c syrup.pele.

Thanks. I hope it is very effective with immediate improvement. Thank you very much

Tchiwinie, ahnie, onegai, nurse kaffy and other sabi
Mamas please what can I use for my 5 month old to alleviate cough. Please treat as Urgent. Thank you

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