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Politics / Re: Buhari Will Create 20,000 Jobs In Every State! - Osinbajo by 50calibre(m): 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2015
englishmart:
honestly, I don't give a fvck what you and your likes think.

You shouldn't!! You've got more important things to give a fuc*k about, like where your next meal is going to come from..
Politics / Re: Buhari Will Create 20,000 Jobs In Every State! - Osinbajo by 50calibre(m): 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2015
ISpiksDaTroof:


Isnt it clear to you--- even if you have the brain of an ant--- that Buhari is showing everyone those in whose hands Nigeria's destiny would be left to? By letting Messrs Fashola, Amaechi, Prof.Osibanjo, Okorocha, Aregbesola and co to the forefront cant you just see through your bias that he is positioning Nigeria for a greater future in which only the best will rise to the top and theres no more room for mediocrity? Cant you see that this is a man that knows his strengths and weaknesses and applies them as needed? He knows more about Security and is also a good director of men--- he is a born leader. He knows less than the EXPERTS about the economy, thus, he chooses to work with those who are more knowledgeable in that regards. Thats what a leader is about. Unlike what you have in Aso Rock right now; a man that cant differentiate his head from his tail and instead of working with others, chooses to throw blames and lies around while destroying and stealing everything in sight.

Nigerians would be pretty silly to not insist on Buhari this time around.


Word!! Unfortunately, your comment is far beyond the comprehension scope of that guy englishmart. Ignore him, he's a hungry kid and most likely isn't eligible to vote anyway.

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Politics / Re: President GEJ Vs Governor Amaechi: Who Rocked The Headphone Better? (Photos) by 50calibre(m): 8:41pm On Jan 07, 2015
The clueless look is ever present on this man's face, even while listening to music.

Everything about this pseudo-president, reeks of retar*dedness.

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Donates Presidential Campaign Bus To Buhari (Photos) by 50calibre(m): 3:44pm On Jan 07, 2015
chimerase2:
Dis ma governor na pure iddiiot
If not dat he is ma governor I would have called him onye awusa......foool angry

Lol nah!! You're the idio*t. You should sell all you've got and donate it to the Buhari campaign as that is your only hope as a Nigerian, You'd know that if you had an iota of intelligence.

But of course it's hardly surprising, retar*ds root for their own, Jonathan the retar*d can count on the support of his loyal legion of retar*ded supporters who only understand tribal sentiment, even when they're being impoverished & starved to death.
Family / Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by 50calibre(m): 3:36pm On Jan 07, 2015
LordReed:


I foresee a scenario where all sorts of social constructs we used to think as on the fringes will be more in the open and acceptable to society not polyandry alone, even polygamy will gain a measure of acceptance. This is the path modern society is treading, the liberalisation of thought and behavior. I am sure if you were alive 60+years ago you would have been this set against homosexuality gaining the traction it has because the natural order is for men to seek women. Has the natural order not been shoved aside now for homosexuality? Men acquiring the ability the to give birth is predicted (and being worked upon) for within 30-60+years from now, is that the natural order? I am not the naive one here bro.

You can foresee anything, it doesn't mean much. I foresee teleportation and invisibility cloak in the next 50 years, but if I can't show you evidence right now to suggest it plausibility, I'm talking nonsense.

You can dream & foresee all you want but if you can't show me past & current instances which suggest something is gaining popularity with a realistic possibility of it being one day accepted in society, then you have no point.

I can twist your same logic and say, I foresee paedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia being more open and acceptable... Does that make sense?

Besides, why did you included polygamy in your comment, polygamy is already accepted by society, it's practiced in many countries including the west so I dônt know what you're talking about.
Family / Re: Can A Wife Be Envious Of Her Husband's Success? by 50calibre(m): 3:22pm On Jan 07, 2015
This is a common thing with Nigerian women (and to a large extent black women), they carry lots of insecurity around, and these insecurities usually translate into aggressive behaviour, envy, violence & lots of other vices.

A typical Nigerian woman in the west is usually brainwashed due to their weak minded ness & gullibility. Add that to her plethora of insecurities, & you've got a really lethal combination.

Nigerian women in the west yearn to play the role of a man, they want to be the man, they want to be the main financial source in the family, to enable them subdue, control their husbands and behaviour whichever way they want... That's exactly the case of this woman, unfortunately for her, the man she brought from Nigeria, had brighter prospects than her, he was untameable and seeing the strides he's making, scares the shi*t out of her, because all of a sudden, she realises he could actually dump her if she isn't on her best behaviour.

Every normal woman should be happy of her husband's progress. I understand a man being envious of his wife, because he's a man & wants to remain the man but an envious wife is dangerous wife.
Sports / Re: Meet The World Strongest Footballer Adebayo Akinfenwa by 50calibre(m): 10:12pm On Jan 06, 2015
The truth is; being that size poses a lot of obstacles to a footballer's ability. Unlike the American football & Rugby, soccer is not a brute sport where you can literally muscle you way around, it requires complex reasoning, agility & flexibility which becomes a tall order when you're that size.

Say whatever you want, except he's on some performance enhancing drugs, effectively hauling a 102kg mass around the pitch for 90 mins is near-impossible, he will gas out before other leaner players.

Muscle requires huge amounts of energy to fuel them, the bigger you are the more energy you're going to need and the more likely you are to run out of energy.

This guy may be a good attacker, but I can't truely assess him as he isn't playing top flight football where the competition is much stronger. Until he's competed against the major guys and his abilities as a footballer put to the test, there will always be doubts about him. I guess the big clubs are aware of this, hence they aren't scrambling to sign him.

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Politics / Re: MEND Backs Buhari For Presidency by 50calibre(m): 9:23pm On Jan 06, 2015
Another stab to the beating heart of the world renowned retar*d GEJ

Even his people are smart enough to see that their brother is an empty shell which needs to consigned permanently to the dustbins of history.
Family / Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by 50calibre(m): 8:38pm On Jan 06, 2015
LordReed:


It doesn't have have been practiced on a wide scale before it becomes acceptable to society. Homosexuality was a fringes thing up until less than 60-70years ago, yet today it is a front and center topic even gaining legality.

The paradigm shift is not in women wanting, it's in its acceptability to society. Now you have a company out in the open offering escort services for women. It is no longer hidden.

As with homosexuality time might just allow such ideas to become mainstream. The difference between men and women does not exactly extend to the basic instincts. How they achieve their desires maybe different but the desires are still basically the same.

Today's slüt may be tomorrow's Queen Bee.


Hahahaha This is naivety at its peak, are you on this planet or are you on Mars? So you forsee a scenario where polyandry becomes acceptable in a modern society? Lol dream on.

You're no able to cite me examples of societies practicing polyandry, yet this virtually non-existent system will somehow become a norm just because homosexuality now seems acceptable mostly in western cultures (not forgetting that most of these so called liberal countries still don't recognise gay marriage)

These escort companies you speak of, conduct their operations in a manner which protects the privacy of their clientele, so don't be misled to think its out in the open, prostitution is still illegal in many countries.

I can go online right now & search for female esco*rts within close proximity to my house & have them on my front door in as little as 30 mins, just like pizza. Just accept the fact that there isn't a big enough demand for male escorts, just as you're more likely to find more female strippers than male.

Like it or not, women are the commodity, men are predators & women the prey, you can't twist the natural order.

It doesn't matter if a slut evolves into a queen B, her slut resume will always by there.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why You Should Try Online Dating by 50calibre(m): 1:40pm On Jan 06, 2015
Online dating is a total waste of time for guys, it's a totally unrealistic world hugely in favour of women.

Girls on dating sites develop an inflated sense of self-worth due to the countless messages they get from thirsty guys. So a Whoopi Goldberg can go online and feel like a Beyonce while a Will Smith can go online and feel like a Flavour Flav.

I've tried online dating before & have used it to smash many greedy & thirsty chics but when it comes to looking for something serious, I don't recommend it for guys, the odds favour you better asking girls out on real life.

For girls looking for a self-esteem boost, go online, you will find it there.

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Family / Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by 50calibre(m): 12:40pm On Jan 06, 2015
LordReed:


Your gullibility statement is useless because I already showed you societies that practiced polyandry so how I'm indicating this is a new phenomenon? However the modern twist is on this because of the "business" side of it.

So you imagine that there are no men who would gladly be kept men in a male harem?

Nope I don't imagine it places women on equal footing with men. Reread my first post.

Nah! Not true, you didn't show me societies which practiced polyandry, I'm still urging you to give examples of such, where it's majorly practiced.

I understood your post perfectly, you're suggesting that there's some kind of paradigm shift going on where women are starting to want what men want and willing to pay to get it & I'm telling you that that business side of it has always existed on the down low.

Like I said before, Polyandry is un-feasible on many levels, it has no place in a modern society which views women differently from men. Like it or not, men & women are not & can never be the same.

A woman with multiple partners is seen as a slu*t but that can't be said of a man.
Family / Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by 50calibre(m): 8:45am On Jan 06, 2015
LordReed:


LoL you throw around words which have no bearing on the discussion. What has gullibility got to do with anything? What has who has the greater power got to do with it? A woman with sufficient economic power can now "rent" a "husband" and said "husband" desires his own financial gain, contract entered and concluded.

I disagree!! It has bearing on the discussion. You gullibility in the sense that you think this sort of thing started recently.

This has been around for a long time, it's nothing new however, it is still on a very tiny scale compared to that of men. The women aren't renting a husband, they're renting a husband/boyfriend experience (if that's what they want) for a given period of time, there's a clear distinction.

Stop sounding like this is some sort of new concept which automatically puts women on equal footing with men, because it doesn't. Go look up "rent a dread" if you don't know what it is.
Family / Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by 50calibre(m): 1:46am On Jan 06, 2015
LordReed:


You really seem to like burying your head in the sand. You are seeing the evidence of women using economic power to get what they want and you are still holding on to the notion that all it takes is a pretty face. Who is kidding himself here?

Lol you amaze me. Your gullibility has followed you into 2015. Speaking of economic power, who holds the greater power, men or women?
Family / Re: One Step Closer To Sexquality :) by 50calibre(m): 11:12pm On Jan 05, 2015
LordReed:
50calibre SirShymex

1 step closer to polyandry? LoL

You're only kidding yourself.

Women paying men for se*x is no new things, there male strippers & escorts just as there are female.

However most of the time, it's the old, ugly & rich women who would have to resort to such services. Any attractive woman regardless of age, can walk into a bar & pick the numbers of multiple guys who will willingly have se*x with her for free, no strings attached (That's what guys want anyway)... Which further buttress my point that polyandry will be survival of the fittest or rather the prettiest.
Travel / Re: Hilarious Transport System In Lagos (Photo) by 50calibre(m): 2:51pm On Dec 31, 2014
All you religious folks frightened of hell, look no further, you're already in hell.

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Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Femi Otedola's Daughter, Temi Is So Gorgeous (photos) by 50calibre(m): 8:39pm On Dec 29, 2014
She's just there, nothing fantastic. She's obviously upgraded but if I'm honest, beauty-wise, she looks like any other average black chic I pass on the street everyday.

Of course money enhances a person's looks, today any ugly chic can adorn herself in make up and look like beyonce, more so someone who can afford high-end cosmetic products.

A woman's beauty can only be assessed in the morning when she's fresh out of the bed.

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Family / Re: Man Shot Dead His VH1 Star Wife for cheating And Then Killed Himself by 50calibre(m): 12:31am On Dec 29, 2014
SirShymex:


Christmas is just what it's - another Roman pagan holiday/celebration dragged into Christianity. And also a time for big businesses to make huge profits off people. The domino effect is profitable cos it stirs a chain reaction, that also benefits the economy. Job are created, and the economy grows - due to excessive spending. That's just how I look at it. I also don't spend much as well, apart from exchanging gifts, and the opportunity to spend time with the fam, since it's a more or less a culture everyone was born into. Especially if you're from a Christian family.

Bullet boy is alright. If you understand the streets of London - you'll definitely be able to relate to it. The madness/violence, especially at the peak of gun crime in London, when everyone was buying a strap - from 2001-2009. Asher D was decent in "Get rich or die trying." I saw an interview he did months ago where he said 50 cent bought him a diamond wristwatch worth over $50,000 on the set of that movie. I used to see him a lot back in the day in Peckham, when he had a Benz, especially around Southampton way - very safe brother. So Solid Crew was the shiit back in the day - they paved the way for everyone.

White Xmas is ghost now. I think it has started snowing outside London. But it's freaking cold as fvck on these streets. Boxing day was nuts, especially the freaking freezing condition - I was out all night. Got so wasted...I just remember some chic just kept telling me, "you're too drunk. I doubt you'll remember me." Just woke up yesterday in some chic's (my darg's gf) yard - and everyone else was also there. Bwoi, I haven't partied like that since 2010/2011 lol.

Back to the drawing board now - and it's time to start planning big for 2015. A year older, smarter, wiser, more knowledgeable, and time to start seeing things more clearly. Time is of the essence - we gotta put our feet down on this planet. Make sure folks remember us for great things, even when we're long gone. Ride the wheel till it falls off - and create an impact without distractions. And also raise a great black family - to add positivity to the black world.

Lol not many people are aware of that, I was arguing with some folks few days ago that Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December, they accused me of being a grinch. Anything which gets people spending more than usual, is always good for the economy especially in this times of austerity. The problem is, the spike doesn't last long, the months following Christmas are always the tightest, spending is likely to drop massively for the first quarter of the year. Well that's for the George Osbournes & the Mark Carneys to grapple with.

One of the easiest ways to get yourself killed or banged up for a very long time in London is by owning a gun. Scotland Yard has near zero tolerance for possession of firearm... In secondary school, I was contemplating buying a strap, not for gang related-purposes, but to protect myself, guys were getting shot or stabbed everyday, I was scared to death. Then the police shot down one Carribean dude in his car in North London like an animal just because they had a suspicion he was carrying a gun. That was my wake up call, that thought never really crossed my mind again. Manchester is more tolerable to guns, they've made it clear guns aren't welcome in London. A single intel that you have a gun, they'd descend so quick on everybody and every property connected to you.

Damn!! $50k gift, how much was he then paid for the movie, that's crazy. He's probably sold that Benz you used to see him with, I don't think the money is there anymore.

I see!! You went HAM on the Xmas celebrations, nice!! New Year's Eve is the only time I go full scale on the drinks & chics. This one might be a low key one, I don't know yet just keeping my fingers crossed but yeah!! 2015 is the year man, one needs to reflect on the achievements of 2014 & set clear goals for 2015. That's life, forward ever, backward never!!
Family / Re: Man Shot Dead His VH1 Star Wife for cheating And Then Killed Himself by 50calibre(m): 5:11pm On Dec 26, 2014
SirShymex:


Bruv, it's a joke. Folks take Xmas too seriously, it's just a normal day - nothing special. The only folks enjoying are businesses using the hype to make people go broke. Most folks would rinse their debit/credit cards, with all kinds of loans to celebrate Xmas. And by first week of January, everyone will be dead broke lol. First week of January is the best time to buy stuffs on ebay, autotrader, and gumtree, especially cars cos you will meet Xmas-induced broke people on there trying to sell things, for quick bucks. I don't care about it, apart from the opportunity it always present for a proper family get together, and memories of growing up.

You need to watch "rolling with the nines." Simon Webbe of pop group "Blue" is in the movie. I think it came out in 2006. It's a proper movie about London streets. Have you seen "Bullet Boy" with Ashley Walters (Asher D of So Solid Crew - he's also from Peckham)? - that's another classic British urban movie about the streets of London. There is a next movie called "1 Day" that shows what life is like on the streets of Birmingham as well.

Hitler on Africa, yano - bwahahahaha. I used to get mad when folks talk about doing eugenics and selective breeding with Africans. However, once you look at this forum, you'll become indifferent about it. Regardless, I won't accept the theory that black people have cerebral deficiencies - I think it has to do with: lack of identity; inability of folks to study their own history and who they're (knowledge of self); religion; the dysfunctional system; and lack of infrastructures/institutions. And probably the image(s) we're subconsciously used to as being inferior also plays a role in it. However, we need to find a solution somewhere, and somehow. But it's always hysterical to see how dumb, myopic, and uneducated folks in the real sense of it get braggart and throw intellect/intelligent around.

I concur. He's a far better choice than GEJ. GEJ is an agent of destruction, with zero achievement. Calling him a failure would be harsh on the word, "failure." No adjective can qualify that guy's ineptitude. That's how re.tarded he's. I hate seeing his face. Hopefully, they'll kick GEJ out and let the wind of change blow in that country.

Once these chics go white - they need to stay there. After getting ghetto-gagged by a bunch of white guys, there's no point running back to the same black men you think lowly of. Just stay where you and stop polluting other folks with pums that have been infected with uncircumcised d1cks. No disrespect to white men, but it's disrespectful to use black men as a rebound. grin

Merry Christmas, bruddah. Darn! White Christmas has been ghost for like 3-4 years now - can't believe the sun is out. About to go do MMA with the roasted turkey - devour the muthaphucka, and achieve a flawless victory. You need to do the same.

Also, there's a clear copy of "Exodus" on putlocker - you can check it out. The movie is just decent, nothing spectacular, to be honest.

True!! The best deals are found in January, even the stores slash their prices. I will be on the lookout out for juicy deals, I'm not one of them Christmas fanatics who splash out on Christmas like there's no tomorrow. I don't see anything too special about Christmas to be honest, it's just an ordinary day when people stay indoors. I even prefer 31st to Christmas Day.

I remember when bullet boy came out but I haven't seen it. I've never really liked British movies, especially the low-budget ones except someone who's seen it recommends it to me....I don't know, maybe it's the familiarity. Yeah I know Ashley Walters and his so solid crew, he was even in the 50 cent movie "Get rich or die trying". I'd see if I can download rolling with the nines off the Internet.

Damn!! I miss white Christmas, what the hell happened, this is whether change taking place, I know snow can be disruptive but I miss atmosphere. Exodus comes out today and it's already on putlocker? I'm going to download it now. grin
Family / Re: Man Shot Dead His VH1 Star Wife for cheating And Then Killed Himself by 50calibre(m): 8:38am On Dec 25, 2014
SirShymex:


Christmas madness - init? I've not even been to London proper this week - I'm on holz till the new year. But I should be out there tomorrow evening, till the 27th. Just jamming at home and around. Tried to get an hair cut today and, barbers were telling me I've to book an appointment, cos there are too many people on the waiting list or come back after Xmas, yano? - madness lol.

Attack the Block is decent...it's just basically like comparing "Adulthood"/"Kidulthood" to American movies like "Boyz N da hood"/"Menace to Society. It's going to look somewhat childish/cartoonish. But its decent on its own. Most British movies are never up to par. have you seen "Rolling with the nines?" - now that's a classic British Urban movie lol. Anyway, the guy is a decent actor.

Lmao @ dimwits outnumbering intelligent folks in Africa. I think it's the system, and lack of infrastructures/institutions...hence even when some of them get a little exposure, they embrace the worst of the worst ideas lol. Something has to be done about the school system that keeps churning out half-baked book readers, with no iota of critical thinking. Yes, we also have tons of extremely intelligent folks. When you meet some folks, you can't help but marvel at their level of intelligence/knowledge. Also, just look around the world - there are tons of Africans doing great things and achieving greatness. However, the problem is that these folks are in the minority, and there's absolutely no system in place to harness what they can offer.

Nigeria is a sad case. GEJ has to be the worst leader to ever lead any country. Yet a lot of folks still want him. The opposition party isn't even that organised, and it lacks the proper structure to put up a convincing victory, by capitalising on GEJ's short-comings. Also, I'm not impressed with the flag-bearer for the opposition party. Just part of the same old guards who ruined the collective destiny of the people. They had four years to create a structure, and build someone up, but they did absolutely nothing. But regardless, anyone will be better than GEJ. Furthermore, most Nigerians lack a perfect understanding of what's actually wrong with the country, the system, and the fundamental flaws in the foundation of the country. Hence the problems just keep piling up.


Diary of an angry black woman right there lol. Most of them are nuts, and they're always perfect/infallible in their heads, with no mistakes - grandiose delusions. The funniest thing about them is that: they might actually be the most promiscuous women out there (at least white women are always open about who they're fvcking and they will tell you to ya face if they're cheating on you), but also very pretentious. No other races of women tell more porkies than black women, I tell ya. What do you expect from a race of women with no identity? Today, they want to be white. The next day, it's about being Indian etc.. However, we're just stuck with them, due to the fact that every guy is naturally attracted to his mum...and you feel more comfortable around someone that looks like you. Oprah is a lost cause - that's Queen Coon lol! But she has a black partner (Stedman Graham). I dunno but that man looks like her handbag - just an accessory she carries everywhere with her lool.

Same here. Once I know a black chic I'm talking to has dated a few white guys, I just feel a certain way. It's a psychological thing. I also think the loose talk/excuse most of them give all the time, is what actually makes it more off-putting. They might tell you they did cos most black guys act like thugs, and they always end up in prison lol. How insolent! - yet you want a black guy now. How about tell me why ya white prince perfect/charming never took it all the way with you, and put a ring on it, huh? And that's when they'll start playing dumb lol.

Nnamdi might have to just keep her, and use her star power to create a brand for himself. And someone like her can help with networking in the entertainment industry. He has the money, and she has the connect - so it's better to keep her, and milk what's she's bringing to the table.


Looool it's crazy, so you've got to call up the barbers to book an appointment for a simple haircut? Hahaha that's a first. Fuc*k it!! I'd go to another barbers or just go home and use my clipper. I'm laying low for Xmas, some of my guys invited me to come over for some wild time but I turned it down. I'm spending Xmas at my cousin's, she's going to be cooking my favourite delicacies, it's not something I'd want to miss for anything. grin

I haven't seen "rolling with the nines", Hot Fuzz is probably the only British film I've seen (or at least, can remember seeing)

At times I feel like doing a Hitler in Africa, basically selecting the retar*ded ones & exterminating them grin. These people are leeches, they're the problems, even Africa's population is too high.

Yeah! The opposition guy is part of the old system which has failed Nigeria over & over but at this point, he's a lesser of two evils, Jonathan is the worse imaginable.

I don't trust any black chic who's opened her legs for multiple uncircumcised white men's willy, it paints a very disturbing picture in my head. She might as well go get with her white men and just leave me alone.

Merry Christmas bro.
Family / Re: Man Shot Dead His VH1 Star Wife for cheating And Then Killed Himself by 50calibre(m): 9:50pm On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Lol, yes. I like his grind as well. He hasn't looked back since he starred in the "Attack the Block" movie. Big dreams right there. I also like how he handled the attacks from the racist white fan, who don't like his appearance in the movie. You just can't let simple-minded folks distract you from making history, and putting yourself up there. From Peckham, to Hollywood - he started from the bottom, now he's here.

That's definitely part of my grouse with Africa. At the end of the day, Africa is just a geographical location on the map. The people make up the continent. However, the people don't have an identity, plan, and/or direction on where to go. They want to be everything else, but who/what they're. Hence it's always comical to see Africans make claims about being western. What's your identity? Western is European identity. Far east is Asian identity. Heck, Lations/Hispanics have their own identity. I watch David Banner's interview on Sway last week - and he alluded to the same thing but from a black perspective.

You know how black women always live in denial and ride the blame game wave. So, Halle Berry is no different from the rest lol. Wesley Snipes also took a swipe at her - and dissed all black women. I think that was why he married a Korean (or is she Filipino?) woman. Most black women are emotional wrecks with too much testosterone.

Lol, I don't even like dating black chics who have white exes. It always make me feel a certain way. Nnamdi must have fallen for her star power...and her lips and mouth look like her head-game might be bonkers loool. Who knows if he fell for the majestic head-game? He retired from the NFL last season, or two seasons ago. He made his money already - got paid big. And there's no point risking ya health, if you have already made enough money to secure you financially for a lifetime. NFL is brutal.

Eva Mendes is fine as fvck! The little black bump around her mouth is also sexy. Ditto Scarlett Johansson and Megan Fox. Snow bunnies I'd marry on sight lol.

Jennifer Aniston has never been good looking to me. She looks like a clown. And there's absolutely nothing attractive about Gwyneth Paltrow, apart from the hype white people attach to blondes. Angelina Jolie is far more good looking and attractive than both ladies combined.

Sorry I'm replying late, too much stress, I'm just coming on NL now. London is on overdrive, it's really crazy out there.

I never saw that movie "Attack the Block" I only saw its trailer in the cinemas and it looked like teenage stuff to me, even the monster was kind of cartoonish. I first saw that guy in the last season of 24 where he played an American soldier, he nailed the American accent.

Africa's biggest problem is its people, it's like Africa has the lowest average IQ in the world. There are lots of supremely intelligent folks in Africa, but the dimwits far out-number the smart ones and that's why you keep seeing things which defy common sense coming out of Africa. I go on the politics section and I see supporters of that retar*d president called Badluck Jonadaf*t, their support for him seems to have no basis except the fact they share the same tribe or religion. How will Africa move up with people like these?

Black women carry lots of issues, one of which is insecurity. Black women will slander a black man who gets together with a non-black woman but they will turn around and laud a black woman who does the same. Oprah is a famous example, when last did Oprah date a black man? no one speaks about this.

Hahahaha me too!! I don't know, it's just a feeling I can't explain, to me there's something off-putting about a black chic who's dated a white guy. I can manage if it's just a short relationship with one guy but if it's multiple white guys, then I'm out. I guess we're all human beings after all because most white guys won't touch a chic who's as much as fuc*ked a black guy.

Nnamdi married her for her star power, she's a big movie star with enough A-list white dic*ks under her belt, she even gets invited to the White House.

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Family / Re: Man Shot Dead His VH1 Star Wife for cheating And Then Killed Himself by 50calibre(m): 1:35am On Dec 23, 2014
SirShymex:


Fame is the chics' magnet, I tell ya. Money-power-respect. Yes, I saw the trailer of Star Trek, and John Boyega was in there. Bruv, when I saw it, I just said: BRAAAAAPPPP!! The guy went from Peckham to Hollywood, and not just some any movie - a massive box office killer. And he's just 22 years old, and already being touted as the next Denzel Washington (they look alike as well). Happy for the guy and his parents - success story can't be bigger than that.

Trust me, we as black people don't know how much power we've. Hence it's always painful, to read bad news coming out of the continent everyday. Imagine how great Africa and the black world would be without extreme corruption, bad leadership, and underdevelopment? Black diaspora alone has a GDP of over $2 trillion. Now imagine that linking up with a sane Africa, with all the natural/human resources - unstoppable. Europe has little or no resources - apart from Russia, which isn't even in the mix. Maybe, the Scandinavian countries. Africa is fvcking shiit up for everyone, I tell ya.

I think Halle Berry moved to white guys apparently after she was allegedly treated like shiit by her black exes (her side of the story). She said they used to whoop her ar.se loool. And her Eric Benet, her last black ex, was apparently a sex addict, and a serial cheat. So, she had to jump ship, to the other side.

Kerry Washington done su.ck so many white d!cks, the foreskin of uncircumcised d1cks is permanently attached to her lips. Didn't John Mayer talk about how she su.cks d!cks like a white girl? - bwahahaha. She just used Nnamdi Asamougha as a sperm donor - she'll return to white boys. And Nnamdi used to be the guy in the NFL - the shutdown corner for the Raiders, before his big money move to my Eagles where his career nose-dived. That's my nyggah!

Scarlett Johansson is my definition of what a white chic should look like...to see her snow bunny ar.se get ganked by a black guy would be a thing of pleasure. Eva Mendes is the other (she's Latino but I'll always throw her in the white mix), but Denzel already gave it to her, in "Training Day" (I think they had had a sex scene together in Out of Time, but can't remember. Megan Fox is also sexy as fvck.

45-year-old Jennifer Aniston is more than ripe to get d1cked down. Most of these celebrities smash one another anyway.


I tell ya!! Imagine growing up as a Star Wars fan to actually being in it.... it's surreal, that's what dreams are made of. In just a few months time, that guy would be catapulted from the streets of Peckham to the bright lights of Hollywood, and truly he does look like Denzel Washington, he could easily pass for his son. Trust me, his girlfriend is going to hold him tight. grin

Africa is a sleeping giant, black people can never be truly emancipated till African ruses from the doldrums. It's really sad to see a continent rich in resources lie dormant due to continuous mismanagement & corruption. Africa has the potential to be a financial and developmental hub, that's if people can snatch control of their destiny.. Imagine a powerful/civilised Africa will unite the black race.

Halle Berry is talking bullsh*it to be honest, I'd much rather she said I'm really into white guys more, than trying to lump black men into a single category based on the actions of a few. The fact is she's also had white exes meaning things were not all that rosy, in fact I remember seeing one of her exes all over the tabloids for fighting.

Nnamdi must be nuts for marrying Kerry Washington, it must be one of those moments of madness and poor decisions. I don't care how good her puss*y is, a black chic like that who has sucked that many white dic*ks is simply not meant to be a black man's wife. I don't think he's really active in the NFL anymore, maybe marrying her was a career move, I think whatever they had was mutual anyway.

Damn!! I used to have nasty thoughts about Eva Mendez, I remember one film (I think it was Ghost Rider, not too sure) I saw her kissing one dude like there was no tomorrow, she has that sultry look, those lips are killing, imagine waking up to someone like that, I swear I'd shout halleluyah every morning grin

Scarlett Johanson & Megan Fox are also hot, Scarlett has that slim waist and broad hips that will make any guy act like a fool. Megan Fox has that seducing eye, girls called Megan are always freaking anyway grin

Jennifer Aniston is too old for my liking, her face has never impressed me, I honestly don't see what the hype is all about, she and Gwyneth Paltrow, they look very average to me.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 12:53am On Dec 23, 2014
CFCfan:

Nah, I'm not related to her. I just think she's pretty grin

OK!! But you know she's a thief as well, a blatant thief.

She's pretty alright so I won't mind gaging her mouth and rap*ing her till she tells me where she kept all the money she's stolen from the Nigerian people. grin I really wish I's see her.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 12:22am On Dec 23, 2014
CFCfan:

I'm even salivating now cheesy

Lol it's daytime there, why not pick up your phone and do some ordering grin

So you're fan of Diezani the thief, are you guys related?
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 12:08am On Dec 23, 2014
CFCfan:

Dominos pizza is the best, followed by Papa Johns.

Dominos is my number 1 followed by Pizza Hut then papa johns. There's this dominos deal I used to buy before called 2 for Tuesday, it's basically by one get one free.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 10:58pm On Dec 22, 2014
cococandy:


All this Na for your imagination. I didn't tell you any of that.

You only know how to cook basic stuff?
I don't even believe you can boil noodles.
Pinshure or...

Lol you didn't but I'm smart enough to decipher certain things. I may be wrong though but all the same, I wish you all the best.

Yeah I do, I had to learn how to cook basic things while in uni, plus I know a few naija websites with recipes and how to cook so whenever I'm tired of eating junk, I can always go there to learn grin that being said, a real African dude like me always have females willing to cook for him. grin
Politics / Re: PDP Has Created Many Wealthy Nigerians- Jonathan by 50calibre(m): 10:51pm On Dec 22, 2014
Even when his position is being threatened, this retar*d keeps talking nonsense.

He's proud to say his party has created more billionaires while the vast majority are further impoverished.. Where did this guy school, he doesn't sound literate to me in anyway.

This guy is the very definition of ineptitude, he should be relegated to plebeian jobs like fishing or farming where he can excel, anything outside that, he's useless.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 10:39pm On Dec 22, 2014
cococandy:


You don start abi? angry

Merry Xmas ngwa let's concentrate on the food.
Do you even know how to cook?

Hahahaha now the dots begin to connect in my head, you held off on the baby thingy so instead of them being cursed with the worthless green passport, they'd posses the blue passport.... Oh you're really smart grin grin every good mother would want the best for her kids.

Yeah I know how to cook basic stuff, but the issue is; why should I cook if there's a female around.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 10:26pm On Dec 22, 2014
cococandy:

Sharrap angry I've always been fresh cheesy

Yeah but you're fresher, I have a keen eye, I knew there was something different.

Better don't become typical naija women who morph into something horrible just because they taste liberation. grin grin lots of naija men are killing their naija wives in the US.
Family / Re: Man Shot Dead His VH1 Star Wife for cheating And Then Killed Himself by 50calibre(m): 10:22pm On Dec 22, 2014
SirShymex:


Loool...I hear that. The Idris Elba one always crack me up cos I've seen him a couple of times. Saw him one time at the Apple shop in West End lool. Chics just love to jump on the wave. Remember when Fabolous with his chipped tooth was the best thing since bread? Lil Wayne also had his own wave lol. Even rapper Giggz from Peckham...the same Giggs chics used to diss before he became famous. All regular folks - but fame increased their credit ratings.

Yes. Hopefully the black movie industry will get bigger. However, the problem is that black movies don't really do well at the box office, and majority of them are always straight to DVD. But I'll always reference how Denzel Washington and Antoine Fuqua combo is slowly but surely creating a nice niche. Spike Lee did his thing with a few movies. Vin Diesel is also a top-draw with "The Fast and the Furious" series. Etc. And I also like what Omar Epps is doing with TV series. Will Smith defo took that black super-hero shiit, to the next level.

Nah, Halle Berry is super black - hollywood turned her out. She got her break in Spike Lee's movie (can't remember the name now). And prior to "Monster's balls" and appearing in that James Bond movie, she has always dated black guys. She dated mostly black guys. Heck, she was with Wesley Snipes for a long time. Ditto Eric Benet. Unlike women like: Kerry Washington and Tatyana Ali who have always dated mostly white guys lol. Kerry Washington being the biggest culprit pre-Nnamdi Asamougha.

Lol, I wanna see Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson get fvcked by black guys in a movie lol. Jennifer Aniston loves Denzel Washington to death, and I won't be surprised if he has smashed her on the sly.


Yes, I agree that the black James Bond experiment might not happen. James Bond is British pride, and a black bond is akin to having a black president lol.

That's the power of fame, it has the ability to turn a regular guy into a chic magnet. Btw way have you heard of John Gboyega, the London guy who will be on Star Wars? Racists almost killed themselves when it was revealed in the trailer.

Yeah that true, because majority of movie goers are white, that's why I believe all that will change with the inclusion of Africa. In fact, if Africa can get it's shi*t together, it has the power to tip the balance in favour of black people.

I never knew halle berry ever dated black guys, perhaps that was when she was still trying to come up in Hollywood so it made sense she dated Wesley Snipes when he was blade. (Blade was big) I say so because I see all her exes for the last couple of years have been white, even her kids are all from white dudes, there's nothing wrong with that though.

Kerry Washington married that guy just to take some heat off her, and give her some credibility with black people. Her true love is for white men, the guy is wiser now, he's filling for divorce.

It will be really dop*e to see Scarlett Johansson smashed in a movie by a rugged black dude like Tyrese Gibson or dwayne johnson. That will surely send ripples through Hollywood.

Really? Jennifer Aniston likes Denzel Washington? That must be some kind of father-daughter thing.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 9:57pm On Dec 22, 2014
cococandy:

you'd have to come to Washington for that.
I'm not in naija.

Until then anyway. You fit born Pikin before me grin

Nice!!!! I'm just noticing it on your profile, so you guys have fled naija? grin nice one!! No wonder the other day I said you looked fresher, and you never said anything.


Very well then, in that case it's much easier.

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 9:36pm On Dec 22, 2014
cococandy:

North? As in north Nigeria?
No o.

Well safe journey whenever you decide to travel.



Thanks!! If you're going to invite me on that first cry to come celebrate & eat rice with you guys , then maybe that would be an incentive for me to visit naija. grin grin
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by 50calibre(m): 9:21pm On Dec 22, 2014
babyosisi:


My dear after I discovered little Caesars ,I was like,how come no one ever told me grin

Hahahaha you're a real Igbo woman grin

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