sisisioge:


Haba! Think about your children future biko and pray that he combines those qualities with a fine face.

Ibrahiimo:
Wetin flat ASS no go see for SKIRT

YOU mean SHE has flat Ass, Savage

you must BE a wicked SOMEBODY

Fash20:


Someone like this abi

XhosaNostra:


More like

ToyinDipo:

She said so fa

Pusyiter:
I suffered similar fate years back
I was just crazie about this girl but the reason she gave me after 6 months was that she sees girls flocking around me all the time in school and that my pink lips, dimple, fine face etc aint helping matters
She added that I am just too handsome for her to handle because she was the jealous type.
Oi boy! see me dey beg say I fine no be my fault.
She bone...till today, that's how I lost her.

Mizwisdom:
What I consider handsome is IQ, you can't be daft and handsome at the same time. Just be an intellectual and I'm happy, dunno why but this is my idea of handsome

XhosaNostra:


Why can't he find his own woman Now you got me thinking of My brother's keeper, where one brother plays guardian to his mentally handicapped brother
I'll pass

pepemendy:

You obviously craving for one naija dick in your fat xenophobic ass, you know that's what we do, Bleep south Africans in all areas.

XhosaNostra:


I'm sure you've gotten a few ladies in here swooning already, I don't want an easy win I'm willing to mud wrestle any one of them, to win fair & square

Any takers?

heartbraker:
My friend likes this girl so much, but she told him she can't cope with him, that he's too handsome.

Though to say the truth I dey codedly envy d guy, everything about him is too cute, jelly hair, so cute, no beard face, the stature, the voice, everything about him.

So girls can you turn down a guy because he is too handsome?

InvertedHammer:
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Being handsome can only last till 25yrs of age. Beyond that, account balances take over.

If in doubt, ask Oshiomhole, OBJ, Okowa, Obaseki and other "handsome" men in their group.

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teehex:
Drop his number and lemme give him my answer directly

sisisioge:


Haba! Think about your children future biko and pray that he combines those qualities with a fine face.

Toks2008:


Lol! Just kidding. Those are my pictures.

sisisioge:


Hmmmm...surely there are prettier faces but Idris got it all.

1. A tall athletic frame
2. Brown skin
3. Lovely shoulders
4. Beautiful eyes
5. Sexy accent
6. Wondrous laugh
7. Moves that says "come to daddy"
8. Pocket in flames
9. Intelligence( trust me its only in Naija and India that movie stars are dull)
10. And those lips...there's more...several more...have you heard him laugh before? Lawd be merciful

How many times you don masturbate with this guy's picture?

Raalsalghul:


How many times you don masturbate with this guy's picture?

XhosaNostra:


I'm sure you've gotten a few ladies in here swooning already, I don't want an easy win I'm willing to mud wrestle any one of them, to win fair & square

Any takers?

franchasng:
Do you know that most handsome men don't give birth to good looking kids, especially if their wife is ugly or not very cute


Look around you, the dads of most hot chicks don't always look handsome, its always those ugly looking men that give birth to beautiful, hot girls, and this always worry me......you will notice this if you take time and observe

XhosaNostra:


I'm sure you've gotten a few ladies in here swooning already, I don't want an easy win I'm willing to mud wrestle any one of them, to win fair & square

Any takers?

pocohantas:


He should just be okay facially. Wetin I dey use “fine” man do?

- Have a nice voice. That sugar daddy type.
- Be good with numbers. Be into engineering or IT. I suck at computer work, so if you can teach me how to copy and paste, I will just see you as a special being.
- Have money.

You see VERY FINE face, that one na jara.

Toks2008:


You reside in S.A I guess. That is miles apart.

XhosaNostra:


I will move to Naija to claim my prize

But yeah. All na joke though lol. Not to be presumptive or anything, but I'm not here for anything other than chitchat

sisisioge:


Where are the pictures? Does he look like my Idris?

Toks2008:


I know. But I don't reside in Nigeria at the moment.

XhosaNostra:


LMFAO. Way better

sisisioge:


Wow...well, let me stay with my Idris, I know all his angles already

sisisioge:


Hmmm...a fruit, I heard, does not fall far from a tree fa. How can a panda give birth to a polar bear? No nau