uckyra:
i mistook detergent as salt because it had d same container, i was eating the food n it was tasting detergent n i still didn't understand, until my brain reset ooooooh, i didnt eat the remaining food again

Why did you stop

Don't you know that it is always best to finish whatsoever it is that you have started?

mansakhalifa:


Burnt offering...

As it was in the days of Noah.

[And] the odour of the sacrifice pleased the Lord. Gen. 8:21

A Bible passage to support it. Like seriously?

I av never made a mistake while cooking. d mistake I made was after cooking. this stupid dog was all over me when I was cooking, after cooking I served ds dog food, d idiot just smell am lick a little and left. I was angry. though when I ate d food, I rejected it not only bc it was bad, but bc dog rejected my food. I never gave d dog food again.

i don't know if this counts as food but when I was younger,
I wanted to make tea. I saw Nescafe, I thought it was the same as Milo
Brothers and Sisters I packed like 4 big spoons into the tea cup.
the thing was fvcking bitter. I added one full peak milk and more than
10 cubes of sugar, still it was fvcking bitter. I had to force myself to drink at least half of it
because I couldn't waste the peak milk like that

Onnasucs1:
I used curry and thyme to cook Egusi soup

You must be an Indian, sir.

beewhy009:
Mine?

Almost 20 years ago, I wanted to prepare pounded yam... I put salt in the yam while cooking and the result was flabbergasting. � All cuz I wanted to show em at home I can now cook anything!

Share yours and let's enjoy em!

That was five year ago, I cook meat with Corry for okoro soup. Gosh the taste was horrible but the site and aroma of the soup was wow

Wanted to cook rice and beans. Then cooked the rice before I poured in the beans. Waited for eternity for the beans to cook until rice...... (tears)

1derfulGod:
when I was in jss 2 boarding school, I washed beans and rice together to cook

so far,na yr own funny pass

Thunda Faya the enemy.
This one ain't about food but water.
I was filling up my PET bottles with water to put in the fridge. I filled up the last one decided to drink that same last bottle o,of all the ones that I have filled up not knowing it was actually the bottle I used in buying kerosene!!!!! Infact, thunda faya the enemy 10 times!!!




Buh sha, kerosene bad for mouth o lolsssssss!!!!

Mine: Putting #5h kush in #100h indomie for the first time....�

Two occasions both with soap.

1. Used detergent instead of salt.
We washed the rice and ate it. Back then school.

2. Used this yellow liguid morning fresh to fry egg. So I noticed the egg wasn't rising inside the pot.
I went back to carry the same soap. I wanted to pour more only to discover I played myself .
Hunger kill me that day

kiddkash:
i don't know if this counts as food but when I was younger,
I wanted to make tea. I saw Nescafe, I thought i was the same as Milo
Brothers and Sisters I packed like 4 big spoons into the tea cup.
the thing was fvcking bitter. I added one full peak milk and more than
10 cubes of sugar, still it was fvcking bitter. I had to force myself to drink at least half of it
because I couldn't waste the peak milk like that

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot to lower down the fire even when the stew is almost done while preparing stew with Chicken ,I slept off only to wake up and be greeted by burning smoke from my kitchen. Too bad

sassysure:

Not good o.
Not healthy at all.
Will catch up with you later in life.

Some have trained their taste buds now to only tolerate little or no salt.

Later in life...

I can deal with that

Just bring it on.

I added sugar thinking it was salt.

Mum asked me to cook beans. I prepared d beans with all ingredients except salt (I forgot to add salt). Time to eat n we normally eat together; the first person dat tasted d food was my dad... The shame for me dat day enhhh, no b here o.

olax02:
Lol...the aroma of the cooking must have confussed you...i guess it was snake soup...

Lol!
Please say no more o.
E get as hunger go wire you reach, your olfactory lobes go block.

I thought I had switched off the stove while stepping out of the house for a quick errand. When I returned, well, smoke welcomed me at the door & needless to say, the meal was cremated. I begrudgingly ate a sandwich for dinner that night.

My neighbour used cockroach to cook beans for the family. He was not aware as the cockroach died inside the bottle of palm oil that he used for the beans.

And he cooked the food in the dark o. It was while they were eating the food that one of his brothers asked where the crayfish he is eating came from. Mind you, they didn't use crayfish o. (the brother had already eaten part of the cockroach in the food).

The rest is history.

Hilarious thread salt in yam for pounded yam haha!

enemmo:
Our liquid soap was golden yellow, same colour as vegetable oil.
I was gisting and distracted, so I poured more 'oil' in the stew. I noticed the stew was 'foaming', then I realised I used liquid soap for the stew.
It was not funny o

sassysure:
I actually made small spagetti with my wee wee in the middle of the night .
It took me like 4 days to discover what I did.
Thanks to sickness.

What

Sorry, do you like store your urine/weewee in the kitchen too?

Please, let me know before I... I...

Sorry I don't cook. Not that I can't, but someone took it as a job already.

blacq2009:
Wanted to cook rice and beans. Then cooked the rice before I poured in the beans. Waited for eternity for the beans to cook until rice...... (tears)

Wow... You succeded in cooking ricebean cake

I slept off

ikorodureporta:

...for wia?? It doesn't matter... it's even sweater when the ingredients mix-up from the onset

Na lie,if u put palm oil from the beginning,he no go don.

My own wAs pap. Added excess water to the pap till it became water side

Taeewo:
Na lie,if u put palm oil from the beginning,he no go don.

like this I dey cook beans, & everything don enta pot, before I come online... that's how I've been doing it... except na expired beans you cook

Hilarious comments

Gracealone:
My first attempt at making white amala, I was very young then.
I became impatient as the kerosene stove was too slow for my liking because water reaching boiling point was taking forever.
Summary: Instead of amala, what I made that day was a mess and I got some serious spankings as a result.

Spanking...

Choice word, I tell you. Choice word.

izzou:
Pocohantas

Let's hear it

Most were rookie mistakes- oversalting and undone food.