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Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes 13-yr-old Girl During Night Vigil by 5minsmadness: 6:21pm On Aug 07, 2015
Bdemmy:
Work of the extra terrestrials aka ise aye
Is this pic real or photoshopped huh
Crime › Re: Pastor Rapes 13-yr-old Girl During Night Vigil by 5minsmadness: 6:20pm On Aug 07, 2015
All these fake pastors all over the place giving the church a bad name! angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Heaven, A Real Life-after-death? by 5minsmadness: 5:42pm On Aug 07, 2015
johnydon22:
The Quran/Bible or Hindu shruti in the hand of one man sometimes can be worse than a bottle of whiskey in the hand of another.

There are some kinds of humans who have not finished living this one life everyone is sure is real, are vainfully, greedily chasing after the fantasy of another life after they are DEAD (absence of life).

You can look out of the street and even on nairaland and see the results . .
You see that which you choose to see.

You forgot to mention that countless good and selfless deeds have been done by men who weilded that same Bible/Quoran/Shruti and those who for the sake of a greater afterlife sacrificed thier present life for the betterment of mankind and through whose sacrifices you have the freedom to spew the thrash you so frequently dish out on nairaland.

You vision is biased.
You vision is tainted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Heaven, A Real Life-after-death? by 5minsmadness: 5:38pm On Aug 07, 2015
johnydon22:

smiley Oh yes how can someone disprove what is not proven, it's tantamount to asking someone to disprove nothing. . .

So am sure you know quite well thats why you made the absolute statement that there is an afterlife, so please regale us the thrilling tale by postulating your methods of observations of this simple fact, we so much want to KNOW.

Tell us how you got to know, prove to us there is wink
Prove to you why? what authority are you?
Prove to you who can't see past the nose of science? You who claim to beleive something does not exist as long as you havent seen it YET beleive in the atom that has not yet been seen by the human eye without artificial imagery or in a Big Bang that nobody witnessed?

Your beliefs are more "illogical" than mine.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Heaven, A Real Life-after-death? by 5minsmadness: 5:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
MizJanet:
Nice daydream . & What exactly will you be doing in heaven ?
Whatever the Lord wants me to do smiley His happiness will be my happiness. But I'm speaking for myself though. Ask others. smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do You Do This??? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:32pm On Aug 07, 2015
no longer interested. I moved on.
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]which kind gbadu be that wey not fit stand the test of time.....you'll grow grey hairs waiting for her to say 'hi'[/color]
Christianity Etc › Re: Your “deeply Held Religious Belief” Isn’t Biblical: Here's Why by 5minsmadness: 4:52pm On Aug 07, 2015
hahn:
The purpose of the article is to point out where god has told you guys to forgive sinners and even go the extra mile to be good to them. In case you chose to SKIP that part.
Mr Christian-wannabe, the bible says Forgive sinnners, not encourage them in thier sin!.
Its not your fault sha. You dont understand the bible to begin with.

Besides, sin is sin. God is not going to throw a gay person in a different compartment in hell fire than someone who lies. I don't even understand what the average Nigerian christian's point of view is regarding this gay issue. Statistically, there are more crimes committed by straight people than gay people and gay people are conceived, 95% of the time by straight people.
Lol! Liar liar pants on fire! Or maybe you're just ignorant sha. Ok, Let me humour you.

1John 5:17 clearly states that there are two types of sin, that which offends God and that which is so grevious it leads to (spiritual) death:

"Every kind of wrongdoing is sin, yet there are sins that do not lead to death"
: International Standard Version.

"For every evil is sin, and there is sin that is not mortal." Aramaic Bible in Plain English

Homosexuality is a very grevious sin against GOD, so much so that the Bible singles it out as an abomination:


1 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

2 Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, I am the LORD your God.

3 After the doings of the land of Egypt, wherein ye dwelt, shall ye not do: and after the doings of the land of Canaan, whither I bring you, shall ye not do: neither shall ye walk in their ordinances.

4 Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk therein: I am the LORD your God.

5 Ye shall therefore keep my statutes, and my judgments: which if a man do, he shall live in them: I am the LORD.

6 None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their unclothedness: I am the LORD.

7 The unclothedness of thy father, or the unclothedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her unclothedness.

8 The unclothedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father's unclothedness.

9 The unclothedness of thy sister, the daughter of thy father, or daughter of thy mother, whether she be born at home, or born abroad, even their unclothedness thou shalt not uncover.

10 The unclothedness of thy son's daughter, or of thy daughter's daughter, even their unclothedness thou shalt not uncover: for theirs is thine own unclothedness.

11 The unclothedness of thy father's wife's daughter, begotten of thy father, she is thy sister, thou shalt not uncover her unclothedness.

12 Thou shalt not uncover the unclothedness of thy father's sister: she is thy father's near kinswoman.

13 Thou shalt not uncover the unclothedness of thy mother's sister: for she is thy mother's near kinswoman.

14 Thou shalt not uncover the unclothedness of thy father's brother, thou shalt not approach to his wife: she is thine aunt.

15 Thou shalt not uncover the unclothedness of thy daughter in law: she is thy son's wife; thou shalt not uncover her unclothedness.

16 Thou shalt not uncover the unclothedness of thy brother's wife: it is thy brother's unclothedness.

17 Thou shalt not uncover the unclothedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her unclothedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness.

18 Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her unclothedness, beside the other in her life time.

19 Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her unclothedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.

20 Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her.

21 And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.


22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is [size=18pt]abomination.[/size]


So yeah, maybe there is a special place in hell for people who commit this kind of sin, I dont know. I am more interested in these souls knowing that what they are doing is an abberation and a sin against GOD and a sin against themselves.

Are you aware homosexuals are 18 times more likely to contact HIV than heterosexuals? and am not even going to mention other complications like anal prolapse, anal sphincter tears, infection from feces innoculation etc. (ok so I metioned a few. sue me.)

Since in any given survey, gay people would only be (at the most) 10% of any population, it woud stand to reason that any statistic of crimes commited would be majorly by heterosexuals since they are more in the population than gays. HOWEVER US Sexuality Survey Shows Gays 107% More Likely To Engage In Criminal Activities!

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO., June 13, 2005 – A forty-eight page study to be published two weeks from now in the peer-reviewed journal, Psychological Reports, compares extensive and newly released Center for Disease Control (CDC) data, concluding that homosexuals are far more likely to engage in illegal and socially dangerous behaviour than heterosexuals. In fact, according to the study, homosexuals are over 107% more likely to have been booked for illegal activity than heterosexuals.

Dr. Paul Cameron of the Family Research Institute led and penned the report, which is based upon data gathered in 1996 by the CDC.

The National Household Survey of Drug Abuse (NHSDA) asked 12,381 respondents between the ages of 18 and 59, forty-six highly personal questions, spanning their age, race, and extensive details about their lifestyle and past history. In an interview with lifesitenews.com Dr. Cameron called the survey “the largest, most elegant sexuality survey in the history of the United states”. He estimated the cost of conducting the study at $13 million.



Your third statement got me cracking cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy OF COURSE 95% of gays are concieved by Straight people , even 100%sef, afterall Do gay people give birth? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy So we should embrace all the armed robbers, killers, cutthroats, lazy asses and dregs of society because "straight people gave birth to them?" Dude! grin

Besides, you theists don't see anything wrong with buring up thieves without a fair trial, which just so happens to be murder and even the scriptures WARN about being judgemental. By the very act of forsaking a sinner, you also sin thereby qualifying yourself for a place in hell.
and where did you see theists supporting burning up of theiveshuh Is it part of our beliefs? We wrote an epitaph sanctioning it?
Dude, Stop lying to make a point!

The Bible says "Judge not that ye may not be judged", however it also says"
(Luke 17:3, ASV) "Take heed to yourselves: if thy brother sin, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him."

We are rebuking the homosexuals for thier wrong doings, it is for thier own good! It is for the sake of thier health and thier souls!

Also:
But if he will not hear, take with you one or two more, that “by the mouth of two or three witnesses every word may be established.” (Matthew 18:16)

And finally, if they still dont listen like many of them have refused to listen that this lifestyle of thiers is dangerous and havew even gone so far as to force it into legislation and are now shoving it down our throats and impinging on our own rights not to have anything to do with gays...

And if he refuses to hear them, tell it to the church. But if he refuses even to hear the church, let him be to you like a heathen and a tax collector. (Matthew 18:17)
In other words AVOID THEM!


While you're at it, pray to god to stop creating gay people. I wonder what kind of satisfaction or pleasure he gains from creating them in the first place when he saw it fit to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah in bible times(aka Jewish fairytales).

Only a sick god will create a human gay and still send him to hell for being what he was created to be.

It's plain pathetic. Smd
Another lie from the pit of hell.
GOD didnt create anyone gay, just as he didnt create anyone to be pedophiles or rapists or incestous or serial killers. These people have chosen this lifestyle with thier own hands. they experienced certain urges and instead of being the higher animals that they are and resisiting these urges they chose to let thier bodies control them and act on these impulses. So the blame is completely in thier hands!


I sincerly hope you read this epistle and not just jump to the bottom line here. You have a lot to learn apparently smiley

cc McCarlito as a PS, Hahn was the one who introduced religion into this matter, not me.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do You Do This??? by 5minsmadness(op): 3:19pm On Aug 07, 2015
grad2012:
We like the attention buh we don't want you to know lol
Buh why don't u want us to know? How r we supposed to recognise green light?

Meenwhile ur dp is kiss
Romance › Re: Ladies, Why Do You Do This??? by 5minsmadness(op): 3:18pm On Aug 07, 2015
charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Sometimes, it's to test how genuine your smile is cool[/color]
But in the process u scare the guy na and only end up attracting desperadoes sad

OK look now she has glanced at me like 15 times since I started counting. I just dey observe am with corner eye dey browse my nairaland jejerly. Small time she go vex bone me meanwhile I been dey gbadu her before but she come squeeze face like say I be devil incarnate angry
Romance › Ladies, Why Do You Do This??? by 5minsmadness(op): 1:07pm On Aug 07, 2015
Why do ladies frown and look very strict when you smile at them in a bus, then when u decide to kukuma mind your business and press your phone quietly to avoid insult they start throwing glances at you like "you no notice me again?"huh
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Heaven, A Real Life-after-death? by 5minsmadness: 11:52am On Aug 07, 2015
MizJanet:
What about after - afterlife ?
The afterlife is eternal. There is no after after-afterlife. And if there happens to be then it will be an excellent adventure!
Family › Re: Top Ten Most Shocking Prenups by 5minsmadness: 11:49am On Aug 07, 2015
Joavid:
But black folks do? What an irony! grin
Yes black folks do! What's the irony?
Christianity Etc › Re: Your “deeply Held Religious Belief” Isn’t Biblical: Here's Why by 5minsmadness: 10:29am On Aug 07, 2015
McCarlito:
Ofcourse it's not a crime if the "refusal" to render services is of "mutual" consent and not dragging it to sound "religious" undecided cool
Mutual consent has nothing to do with it.

I don't want to serve you. Simple. I don't even have to explain myself.

Don't I have rights over my choices again like the gays do over thiers?
Family › Re: Top Ten Most Shocking Prenups by 5minsmadness: 10:28am On Aug 07, 2015
I think it's a good idea. It'll help the think twice before getting a divorce and if they eventually do everything is already spelt out.



So that mumu Tom Cruise finally divorced the Katie after all the noise he made on Oprah.


White folk don't know what love is AT ALL.
Family › Re: Pls, Urgent Advice On Which Option To Choose. by 5minsmadness: 10:22am On Aug 07, 2015
rash47:
Hi all, please I need advise on what to do about two close options. Am almost 30 already living with my parents, got a job about two years ago, came across some cash now but thinking of buying a car or getting apartment of my own as against settling down things. The money actually can't settle two issues at once, need to make a fast choice before it's start depleating. Abeg people who don experience this scenario before should please enlighten me. Thanks
NO Brainer. House first.
Family › Re: Benefits Of Sex by 5minsmadness: 10:21am On Aug 07, 2015
****spreads soft comfortable bouncy bed in preparation for... lipsrsealed****
Christianity Etc › Re: Is There A Heaven, A Real Life-after-death? by 5minsmadness: 10:03am On Aug 07, 2015
Yes there is a heaven and an afterlife. Those who don't want to believe it can't disprove it either.

Also it's OK to doubt sometimes. Having faith isn't easy, if it was everybody would be believers. You have some people here that NOTHING supernatural has ever happened to them so it's much more difficult for them to believe. But whether they believe or not doesn't change anything. There is an afterlife.
Christianity Etc › Re: Your “deeply Held Religious Belief” Isn’t Biblical: Here's Why by 5minsmadness: 9:56am On Aug 07, 2015
And can the op tell me why my own right to refuse my services to people I don't want to give it to became a crime?
Family › Re: (photo)reason Why Some Females Will Forever Remain Single by 5minsmadness: 9:31am On Aug 07, 2015
Abimbolaile:
Okay fine...the babe missed it...but wait o she is supposed to know what what cornbread is abi? guy go get cook abeg....u no ask of egusi or ewedu..na cornbread you dey find upandan...stingy guy go to a nice restaurant to get cornbread...or better still teach her if you know it.
. Which one you dey overprovoke, na u be the babe ni huh

If u no know wetin e be why u no use google?
Romance › Re: If You Were This Guy, What Would You Have Done To This Lady?? by 5minsmadness: 9:28am On Aug 07, 2015
MRBrownJ:
did you guys missed the part where it says there was NO BULLET in the gun?
So he was even an UNARMED ARMED ROBBER angry angry angry sad

So why didn't they overpower him and beat the sh*t out of him?!
Family › Re: The Issue Of Online Harassment In Nigeria--- by 5minsmadness: 9:25am On Aug 07, 2015
alizenbohr:
LOL! 5mins...
You no go finish person with laugh.
A beg when you go continue that your zombie story?
.
Na wa that tori still dey there?
Will look into it...
Family › Re: The Issue Of Online Harassment In Nigeria--- by 5minsmadness: 9:23am On Aug 07, 2015
Joavid:
grin that's not what the op is talking about.
I know. tongue
Romance › Re: If You Were This Guy, What Would You Have Done To This Lady?? by 5minsmadness: 7:42am On Aug 07, 2015
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But your offer expired March 2015 na.
Romance › Re: If You Were This Guy, What Would You Have Done To This Lady?? by 5minsmadness: 7:38am On Aug 07, 2015
But why didn't they simply SHOOT THE ROBBER when they got the gun from himhuh undecided
Family › Re: (photo)reason Why Some Females Will Forever Remain Single by 5minsmadness: 6:43am On Aug 07, 2015
Some people dey use style to ask meanwhile true true dem no kno wetin cornbread be grin

Abeg this is cornbread befoe u make d same mistake.
You're welcome grin

Family › Re: Guy Stabs Dad To Death, Tries To Tell Mom Sword Is Fake by 5minsmadness: 6:38am On Aug 07, 2015
One word:

SCHIZOPHRENIA
Family › Re: The Issue Of Online Harassment In Nigeria--- by 5minsmadness: 8:38pm On Aug 06, 2015
The Internet is an avenue for those who do not have a voice to speak up. And usually most of these people aren't nice. There are juvenile delinquents, psychotic personalities, frustrated people who simply want to vent thier frustrations on others and a vast majority of jobless people who because of the very low browsing tariff plans are able to spend most of thier bored lives online.

The Internet is a double edged sword. One one hand it serves as a conduit to bring people and ideas together hopefully for the betterment of mankind. Unfortunately the Internet has no way of screening the immature from the mature or the crackheads from the sane minded.

Someone comes online and spews ABSOLUTE THRASH because he has access to the Internet. Poses to be a graduate from a foreign University meanwhile he is having problems passing JAMB in real life. Pretends to be an adult meanwhile he is a teenager who has never seen the world past his mother's wrapper. And such people engage well meaning individuals in serious conversations often tasking the brains of those he argues with simply because his line of reasoning defies all known logic. A person can actually lose IQs by arguing with such a person.


But it's all part of the Internet fun anyway and we can only hope such people find gainful employment so they will no longer have the time to be the insufferable pond-scum that they are.


It's all part of progress.
Family › Re: Pls advice, should he fight back? How? by 5minsmadness(op): 8:17pm On Aug 06, 2015
DWJOBScom:
You can't believe I faced the same thing in my company as the acting head and some powers that be didn't want that. My driver was also rude to me but......
I wasn't nice as most would prescribed - I identified the very top bosses that gat my back and would stand by me anytime and took off.
I made the driver move to another company under the group away from mine , made all communication by mails copying very top(on my side bosses they feared) , changed a lot of rules and kept them busy , made it clear that I don't tolerate rubbish and had to even scold one of them before everyone and right now am rocking my show and churning out results.
I don't care - I was preferred!
Thanks.

The issue is that the senior guys in question have been working for the company for not less than 10yrs each. The oldest has been around for close to 15yrs. Unfortunately they were not chosen cause it was felt they lacked commitment and were kind of old fashioned in thier ideas. Also they were a little too familiar with authority. So this young vibrant guy got the HOD job instead. And it hasn't been easy.


Some folk are saying he should just resign and leave the work for them shikena. Most others are looking at the Nigerian factor (they are your elders, you should defer to dem, show respect, you don't know where you'll see them again etc.)

But he feels it would be very unfair if he has to resign cos some lazy elders could meet up to demands. Then again what happens when he's no longer Hod (tenure lasts 2yrs) won't he get backlash etc?
Family › Re: Pls advice, should he fight back? How? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:49pm On Aug 06, 2015
OK thanks all. I appreciate.
Family › Re: Pls advice, should he fight back? How? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:49pm On Aug 06, 2015
TV01:
I think he needs to employ a number of strategies - both short and long-term.

He needs to go about making it his kingdom. His rule. Remember how when David became king - he replaced many governors and "heads of" with his own people. Many of the replacements were his close relatives or in-laws. A new president makes his own appointments.

I hope he has good leverage with his superiors? He should of course always reach out to the four - which I believe he has - and be unrelenting in his efforts. If they have specific, legitimate grievances - other than "it should have been me" - they should be addressed. These expereinced hands may prove a good resource.

If such efforts continue to prove abortive, he can think about getting rid of one of the seniors - using any "legal" recourse open to him. He is replaced by someone loyal to him. Either someone external who knows who the boss is, or someone internal who's fealty is unquesioned. If at all possible target the leader of the "fumbling four".

If possible, he can cause dissension amongst them by forming a new layer of management and making one of the four manager/senior to the other 3. He can move to reduce their visibility and powers, or promote others - his supporters - to their level to weaken their power base. Only legally of course.

He can sanction them through reviews and appraisals. Ensure conduct and co-operation are integral to the expectations set for them. If they don't meet them, they get hurt in the pocket and by stalling careers/opportunities.

He needs to continue to map, publish and execute his strategy for his department. Continue to increase his number of loyalists with strategic hires and promotions.

He should build a broad network - especially at the peer level and ensure his own profile and esteem in the organisation is high.


TV
Noted.
Thanks!
Family › Re: Make-up Fraud: Man Sues Wife To Court A Day After Wedding by 5minsmadness: 4:05pm On Aug 06, 2015
If he really loved her he should take her as she is.
If she had an accident tomorrow and fire burn her face would he divorce her then?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Christians Still Believe In Reincarnation?? by 5minsmadness: 3:11pm On Aug 06, 2015
Sweetrolly:
THIS ISSUE OF REINCARNATION HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR A WHILE NOW BECAUSE A LOT OF CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION BUT FROM WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS THAT AFTER DEATH COMES JUDGEMENT AND THAT MEANS THAT WHEN SOMEONE DIES JUDGEMENT FOLLOWS AND IT MEANS THAT YOU WILL BE JUDGED ACCORDING TO YOUR DEEDS ON EARTH AND IT ALSO MEANS THAT AFTER YOU ARE BEING JUDGED TWO THINGS ARE INVOLVED WHICH ARE:

1 IF YOU ARE FOUND GUILTY ACCORDING TO YOUR DEEDS WHILE ON EARTH YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO A PLACE OF SUFFERING WHICH IS HE'LL FIRE

2 IF YOU ARE FOUND INNOCENT BASED ON YOUR GOOD DEEDS WHILE ON EARTH YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH HEAVENLY CROWN AND A LIFE OF ENJOYMENT IN HEAVEN

SO I NOW WANT TO ASK SINCE AFTER DEATH COMES JUDGMENT WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO MUST HAVE BEEN JUDGED STILL COME BACK TO THE WORLD IN FORM OF REINCARNATION?
WHY DO MANY CHRISTIANS BELIEVE IN THIS?

GUYS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
Two questions.

1. How were you able to type ALL CAPS and antispambot did not ban you?

2. Which Christians did you see that believes in reincarnation? They probably had traditional influences and we're not at the time exhibiting thier Christian faith.

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