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Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 3:15pm On Aug 03, 2015
LordReed:
Njokusboy is just circlejerking and really has nothing except to subtly show his contempt for the idea of polyandry. I am not arguing for or against polygamy of any form, I am arguing against the vilification of women with multiple partners in the light of people saying it is acceptable for men. Also I find it silly for someone to say biological function makes man polygamous by nature. Anything outside of this is ancillary.
Acceptable for men how?
Are u arguing based on relationships or marriage?
If relationships, nobody has justified a man having multiple girlfriends and even at that a lot of girls have strings of boyfriends as well.
If marriage, then njokusboy is very on point.
What exactly is your focus of discontent?
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 2:57pm On Aug 03, 2015
LordReed:
I tried to tell you not to take this too seriously as it is only meant to counter the "men are polygamous by nature" argument. If we simply relied on biological nature then many of our actions will be way different, which is what the point of this is.
So this thread was actually a joke from the beginning. Even the OP admits it, just a cheap opportunity to whip up sentiments grin

I feel u could have made a better argument though instead of this childish approach.

Look we didn't create ourselves, it's just the way the world is.

Put a man in a room with 5 ladies, there's a 100% probability he'll impregnate the lot and in a single day too. He has the sperm to spare.

Put a lady in a room with 5guys grin, No matter how hard she tries she's only going to get fertilized by one man bro, no matter how many men cum inside of her. That's biological imperative for you! grin

So, are women designed to be polygamous? The answer is simple. NO! And no amount t of sentimental crybabyism can change that simple biological fact!

Are men designed to be polygamous?

Look at the example up there grin
What do YOU think? wink
Family › Re: What Did I Do To My Mum To Deserve This.? by 5minsmadness: 12:42pm On Aug 03, 2015
enoqueen:
They are not your real parent.

Or what else do you wanna hear.
grin
Family › Re: The Secret Of A Happy Marriage And Home. by 5minsmadness: 9:07am On Aug 03, 2015
Rajjah:
I learnt somtin here. Some men can be very complex n filled with ego plus pride. I pray I dont get married to over complex man cos even me, m quick to anger especially wen som1 involve with me makes one mistake twice after correctn.
Don't worry, you'll do well.
Family › Re: Check Out These Best Marriage Quotes Of All Times... by 5minsmadness: 1:20am On Aug 03, 2015
Great piece.
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 11:05pm On Aug 02, 2015
njokusboy:
my friend stop grasping at straws, since when did it become about what society thinks, i thought the basis for this argument was "rights".. women have been crying that men enjoy this priviledge, wouldnt the rational thing be to allow them enjoy same for the sake of balance? who gives a fvck about what society thinks, society would get used to it eventually as they did to seeing two grown men fvck each other in the arse... for your education, the greatest set back women would face is getting husbands that are ready to live with them and not this nonsense about what society thinks... siddon there make pant dey wear you undecided
grin
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 11:00pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
Tell me did you use the word promiscous in that thread of yours advocating the biological imperative of men? Did you call men who seek multiple women promiscuous? No you didn't but you come here and state that women are promiscous for seeking the same thing. Use sarcasm to cover your double standards all you want but your hypocrisy is very evident.
So the word 'promiscuity' is your problem?

grin

It was the best term to use since you were advocating for women to have multiple sexual partners.
ok sorry. What can I replace it with? grin



And yes this thread is a satirical slant on your one dick for many holes thread.
Why thanks sir, I'm honoured!
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 10:27pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
Why are you feeling scandalised now? When you were busy advocating the right of men to insert their dicks in every hole in sight you felt righteous didn't you? But put the shoe on the other foot and suddenly it's a scandal!

See the hypocrisy of the biological proponents? SMH
Wait o, was this thread created in response to my "Are men naturally polygamous thread"?

Was this thread created specifically for me?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 10:23pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
I see, you'd rather deny females the right to choose. Just bundle them into the bedroom for your pleasue, well done o.
Shou. see me see wahala. Abi I should be the one to choose for her again? After I'm through with her she should go and choose the next person na or would she require I escort her? I'm not denying her of anything o, far from it.
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 10:18pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
You! Your first post captures it all too well

then it stands to reason that a woman should be promiscous enough to allow as many men as possible insert thier dicks into her

Was that not written by you? The woman is promiscuous while the men are exercising biological imperative. Double standard much?
Bwahahahahaha grin, you're just reading what you want to believe sha
5minsmadness:



I concur!

A woman should allow as many men as possible sample her before she picks the one of her choice! Since this argument is on the ovarian level i.e sexual intercourse has aready taken place, then it stands to reason that a woman should be promiscous enough to allow as many men as possible insert thier dicks into her to as to allow their different sperm battle it out to find out who is the most superior! It is simply unfortunate that society has relegated the female to the background in terms of sexual prowess and the generation beforehand was erroneously taught that their honour was in being chaste and pure.

This archaeic line of thinking should be swept away forthwith. Thank the stars that we live in a modern era!


Ladies you have heard, kindly do the needful!
This was my first post
In which statement did I appear scandalized? grin
Or is seeking multiple partners not promiscuity huh
Or do you feel offended cos I used that word?

@bolded is an assertion of the point you made. The topic is "Are women designed to seek multiple partners?" The bolded is an agreement to your emphatic "Yes" response! I AGREE! You won me over! Bravo sir! grin
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 10:13pm On Aug 02, 2015
hahn:
Ensure to add two or three shots of your sperm so as to give it a competitive advantage. Boys are not smiling o
shocked
Forgot to do that...
Will have another go at it then... grin
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 9:10pm On Aug 02, 2015
hahn:
Cool. My wife said you should use it as your dining table grin
Hehehe, why thank ye very much sur!
I sure as heck am gonna enjoy eating off that rack wink
as soon as am through though I'll send her off to some other man to sample...
She has to pick the best sperm after all grin
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 9:07pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
Why are you feeling scandalised now? When you were busy advocating the right of men to insert their dicks in every hole in sight you felt righteous didn't you? But put the shoe on the other foot and suddenly it's a scandal!

See the hypocrisy of the biological proponents? SMH
Who is feeling scandalizedhuh
I said I AGREE with you!
Seriously, you made a lot of sense!
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 9:06pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
Who is talking of sampling? This is serious business. If you insert your dick then you should be ready for the consequences. If you win the biological roulette... Congratulations you are now a proud father so you have to do the needful.
Well, how do you know you have won the 'biological roulette'? How do you know its your sperm that won out? According to you its the female's responsibility to pick out the man most suitable so she should go ahead and do it grin

I like this your reasoning jare! and I'm glad the ladies are agreeing with you cheesy
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 9:04pm On Aug 02, 2015
hahn:
@bolded, should be applied to your religion as well grin
Good evening sir!
i have something specially for you wink
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You're welcome smiley
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 8:59pm On Aug 02, 2015
Some people dont understand simple english smiley
This topic is spot-on!
It is archaic for women to stick to one man. Faithfullness is over-rated. As endorsed by this topic our ladies should open thier legs wide for multiple men to insert thier dicks! Enough of victorian sexual supression! Its not only men that should be polygamous! A woman needs to fvck as many men as possible to be able to choose the best sperm to fertilize her ovum. It's only fair after all! cheesy
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 8:51pm On Aug 02, 2015
LordReed:
The simple (biological) answer is yes.

If only the most viable sperm is to fertilise the ovum then it is ideal for the female to collect as many as possible to see which of the potential fathers sperm will win out. If for example 5 men all have deposited their sperm in the cervix the one who's sperm wins out must be the man of men, a true winner as he gets to have biological immortality. So maybe we should take all this male bragging of who is better to the sperm battle ground and allow the biological process to show who is who. Of course in the process the female has to consort with more than one male so please males keep your jealousy and anger in check, it's only natural.

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I concur!

A woman should allow as many men as possible sample her before she picks the one of her choice! Since this argument is on the ovarian level i.e sexual intercourse has aready taken place, then it stands to reason that a woman should be promiscous enough to allow as many men as possible insert thier dicks into her to as to allow their different sperm battle it out to find out who is the most superior! It is simply unfortunate that society has relegated the female to the background in terms of sexual prowess and the generation beforehand was erroneously taught that their honour was in being chaste and pure.

This archaeic line of thinking should be swept away forthwith. Thank the stars that we live in a modern era!


Ladies you have heard, kindly do the needful! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Christ Is Everything by 5minsmadness: 1:34pm On Aug 02, 2015
johnw74:
Why talk respectfully to one, who hates Jesus and the Bible.
Didn't Jesus Himself call those types dogs and pigs:

Mat_7:6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Jesus also said to wipe your feet off those who reject Him:

Luk 10:10 But into whatsoever city ye enter, and they receive you not, go your ways out into the streets of the same, and say,
Luk_10:11 Even the very dust of your city, which cleaveth on us, we do wipe off against you: notwithstanding be ye sure of this, that the kingdom of God is come nigh unto you.

Christians of Faith have nothing at all to do with antichrists.
Matt 7:6 talks more about putting your things of value before people who will not appreciate it. Its not that we shouldn't respond respectfully to them, but rather I think we should ignore them altogether. They do not ask questions to learn, rather to riducule. It is ignorance and fear on thier part mostly. Why exhibit so much hate for something you claim doesnt exist? Why actively seek out threads praising GOD and exhorting his word only to insult and ridicule? Its becasue they cant help it. They have been enlisted in an army and they dont even know it.

What you should feel for them is sympathy. What you should do to them is ignore. No amout of discussion in the world will change a man's heart if he doesnt want it to be changed.

Wether we like it or not the way to Eternal Life is a narrow one and not for the majority.
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by 5minsmadness: 12:59pm On Aug 02, 2015
innervoice:
Please, where can I read more about this study?
I want to see how it was conducted. How did they find women who were willing to sleep with different men without contraception not knowing who they will get pregnant from at the end. grin grin grin
grin grin
Anything oyinbo man talk we must believe wink


Did they do paternity test for the child? Did they actually allow the woman be a cumbucket for all the men to see whose sperm won out? How many women participated in the study?




Na wa for some people sha grin
Family › Re: Man Born Without Limbs Shows Off Adorable Family Pictures! (photo Of The Day)! by 5minsmadness: 12:55pm On Aug 02, 2015
slimbless:
The lady is sent from heaven to him
As in eh,
when I see things like this I respect ladies to the max mehn!
Family › Re: Man Born Without Limbs Shows Off Adorable Family Pictures! (photo Of The Day)! by 5minsmadness: 12:51pm On Aug 02, 2015
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Family › Re: Male Infertility, This Is What I Am Dealing With by 5minsmadness:
naanxie:
Are you kidding me?? shocked shocked
Nope, not kidding.
Infertility is easily treatable nowadays. Most people who remain infertile usually do so out of plain ignorance or lack of funds (usually not up to N3m)

Cc Timbuktou, DWJOBScom, refreshrate
Family › Re: In Marriage, You Must Be Blind And A Mumu To A Lot Of Things. by 5minsmadness(op): 12:17pm On Aug 02, 2015
efemenaslectura:
5minsmadness
Lol!
That reminder isn't for me, rather it's for all them feminist ladies who feel they are opponents of thier husbands and not supporters!
Family › Re: My Graduation Pictures!!! by 5minsmadness: 5:19pm On Aug 01, 2015
Nice pics smiley
Family › Re: Male Infertility, This Is What I Am Dealing With by 5minsmadness: 5:12pm On Aug 01, 2015
I know of a deeper life couple that remained infertile for many years until it was found out the man was putting his penis in the space between the woman's vagina and her thigh.


True Story.
Family › Re: Male Infertility, This Is What I Am Dealing With by 5minsmadness: 5:11pm On Aug 01, 2015
Brian2015:
"A variety of disorders ranging from physical problems to hormonal disturbances, to psychological problems can cause male infertility. Despite medicine’s limited ability to treat male infertility, many successful treatment options are available for its many causes. Besides testicular damage, the main causes of male infertility are poor sperm quality and low sperm production."

This is what I have been told, over and over again, where is the best place to go to get help?
Apologies for being brash OP but you've said nothing.
Have you seen a specialist? What is the cause of your Infertility?
Trauma?
Infection?
Varicose veins?
Are you even sure you are infertile?
How far have you gone in seeking a diagnosis or have you been visiting chemists?
Family › Re: I’m Pregnant For My Best Friend’s Husband by 5minsmadness: 5:05pm On Aug 01, 2015
We understand you dear, you couldn't help yourself, as long as you want him really badly you can have him. He never really loved his wife anyway else he wouldn't have come to you. And since you are already pregnant for him...


grin I can't, I just can't... grin cheesy grin cheesy
Family › Re: Family Traditions!!! by 5minsmadness:
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Family › Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by 5minsmadness: 3:25pm On Aug 01, 2015
[quote author=gentlegenius post=36492818][/quote]You're wicked angry
Family › Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by 5minsmadness: 11:34am On Aug 01, 2015
standd:
Explain na tongue
Me? I be virgin o embarassed ask hahn grin
Family › Re: In Marriage, You Must Be Blind And A Mumu To A Lot Of Things. by 5minsmadness(op): 11:33am On Aug 01, 2015
hahn:
You sound hurt.

And it aint none of my business. But it's annoying when virgins think they have an opinion on marriage
Yes I'm pained cry
Hahn has pained me too mush cry
Poor virgin like me grin

I hope I made your day, Mr married man that can't stop eyeing other women's yansh and telling the wife about it cheesy
Family › Re: You Met Your Wife Sister Like This, What Will You Do? by 5minsmadness: 11:03am On Aug 01, 2015
standd:
Your wife's sister is a no-go area oh, even if she is naked before you. Pls, note that Mayor21 cheesy

Btw, how do you fuuucck a gals brain out? Kindly explain to me.
undecided

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