Bandit C.:

My sister, a bottle of champagne, be it at LIDL, Real, EDEKA or Rewe does not cost more than 5 or 10 EURO  and does not cost more than 15 or 25 EURO in clubs (Whether they are cheap champagne or not is not the question since for i care, the so called champagne poppers in Nigeria could be buying cheap champagne). I honestly do not know where you buy your champagne for 30 EURO. That's the reason most guys do not drink champagne around here because it is viewed as cheap drink. Guaranteed there are bottles of drinks you can buy here for up to 40 EURO, but those are definitely not champagne but whiskied-up alcoholic drinks like bailey's and such.

Secondly, i gave the example with bacardi because it is what most people prefer around here and not just clubbing youth and guaranteed that you wouldn't be drinking just a can but cans when going out on weekends, it then begs the question why champagne is such a big deal to people in Nigeria.

Someone even told me that a can of red bull can cost up to 1200 Naira, ordinary energy drink? SMH.

naijangel7:

I agree with you that in Naija it's the cheap ones that are sold at those ridiculous prices, you're right. But you still have the wrong prices. I hope you do realise that not all white wine is champagne? What's known as Riesling (sparkling wine) is sold for as low as 2 euros in LIDL but that's NOT champagne! LIDL is cheaper than EDEKA or REWE and the cheapest bottle of champagne in LIDL is 20 euros. You can check it out, i'm not just saying it because i can. As we speak, i am holding the weekly catalogue from REAL for this week and their cheapest champagne is 35 Euros. How can you say there's no champagne that costs more than 30 Euros? Are you even serious? Google is your friend, my brother!

I'll still say Germans drink FAR MORE wine and beer than Bacardi or the others you mention. While clubbing and all that the canned liquor come into play but not at mealtimes or even picnics or at restaurants for meals out.


Having said that we could hang out sometime, the Hauptwache area is my spot when i'm in FFM.

Bandit C.:

Naijaangel you are absolutely right but i know that you are trying to differentiate between sekt and champagne here, which is fine, but i swear i bought a certain champagne from Rewe for 11.99 Euro sometimes. Anyway, it is irrelevant as such things are no biggy to people here though.

So you are still in Germany Naijaangel? Oh i even thought you are not here anymore. That's nice to know. You 'll rarely find me at the Hauptwache because there are usually so many people over there that it is overwhelming. I chill indoors most of the time for the days i'm off work and the weekends, i take turn visiting my friends.

I also hang around in Heidelberg a lot. I am actually on my way there now, lol.

emmatok:



Look, this girl who said you followed your friend to INEC office, I dont think you know anything about Abuja though you have stayed here for donkey years.First, your secretary friend herself is just a high clas hooker masquerading as a corporate worker- perhaps she's a sex worker? There are basically two types of girls in Abuja- the good girls and the whores. The good girls are so few, they are hardly even seen. They mostly stay indors or at their desks in their offices. They hardly hang out at night and only attend private soirees or house parties. They constitute only about 20% of the Abuja population of girls. The second type of girls in Abuja are the LovePeddler, who constitute 80% of the total Abuja girl population. Now  there are two categories of whores in Abuja- the roadside whores(who you find in clubs such as Kyrstal, Xtacy, Aqua, Ibiza, terminal 5, Soho, Bassment etc) and the home office whores(which your friend belongs to).

The road side whores tell you straight up their money is 30k, or 40 or 60K depending on her belief in her charms and where she is strutting her trade. They are the same ones you now find in clubs (since Bala Mohammed clamped down on there). They ask you to buy you drinks for them, and they are ready to follow you home for your agreed fee. Your friend who is a home-office LovePeddler operates differently, albeit with the same intent. She cons the men via seduction to buy her cars, blackberries and pay her rent. Basically, she is a kept woman who engages in runs. Back in the day, we used to call such girls aristos in school. 

The road side LovePeddler demands 50k, which she uses to buy blackberry. Your friend will basically be kept by a man, so as long as hse wants a blackbeery, she gets it, she wants a car, she gets it so long as the man can afford. She is still into prostitution but hers is not common knowledge like the street LovePeddler. She solicits in private using the cover of her job. Better watch it, you say u r the bookish type, so what are you doing with such a loose canoon. And you came here to preach, admitting that you coledted 20k for cab. IS cab in Abuja 20K? If you were so different and really needed cab money, why didn’t you collect N500 and return the rest? I feel you also have LovePeddler tendencies, forget this façade you have come to put up here.


You say you have been in Abuja since godot, but it seems you don’t know nothing about the social lifestyle. Well, you said you are the bookish type, so you can be forgiven. Do you go out at night at all?? You think buying Cristal for N150k at Aqua is beans? Or Ace of Spades for N120k at Cubana is for poor guys?  You say rich guys don’t spend on champagne?? You must be a real housegirl to say that. You think a guy passing off can afford dat?
You said ‘the real abj guys with money dnt even have time for wat d poster here is narrating. And even if they do, they almost always have a steady girlfriend they cater for. ’ So who does not have a steady girlfriend? Yousaid those that go to the club to spend money n pick girls in abuja are d ones just managing.  Somebody who is managing can go to the club, pay to go in, buy canned drinks for N500, red wine for N3k, Red label for N8k, Jack Daniels for N10k, Hennesey for 15k, Moet for N22k, then take a girl home and give her 50K, and you say he is just managing? Which part of the world are you. Go to America an d ask them how much they buy those drinks. Nigerians have drunk so much Hennessesy that the company decided to make a special bottle for Nigeria’s 50th anniversary. You think it is people who are just managing that caused that? Go and sleep.

You also said those girls come from nyanya, mararaba, kubwa, deidei for maitama and asokoro weekends to seek men jst like d poster.  If  I may ask where are you from? Those girls stay right in town- Wuse2, Zone 1, Zone 4 different palces in town. Yes, the odd ones do come from those places, but majority stay within, except you are a lowlifer the girls at the places come from out of the way places. And anyway, what makes you think coming from Maraba, Kubwa or Karu, makes them inferior than if they were in town. You don’t know that many neigbourhoods in Maraba of Kubwa are probably better than where you live?

My dear, talk about what you know and pay more attention to your law work and your bookish friends. Don’t come and start talking about a lifestyle you know nothing about because you have never been  a part of parcel of it. The poster was spot on about most of his observations about Abuja.

apache77:

Look, this girl who said you followed your friend to INEC office, I dont think you know anything about Abuja though you have stayed here for donkey years.First, your secretary friend herself is just a high clas hooker masquerading as a corporate worker- perhaps she's a sex worker? There are basically two types of girls in Abuja- the good girls and the whores. The good girls are so few, they are hardly even seen. They mostly stay indors or at their desks in their offices. They hardly hang out at night and only attend private soirees or house parties. They constitute only about 20% of the Abuja population of girls. The second type of girls in Abuja are the LovePeddler, who constitute 80% of the total Abuja girl population. Now  there are two categories of whores in Abuja- the roadside whores(who you find in clubs such as Kyrstal, Xtacy, Aqua, Ibiza, terminal 5, Soho, Bassment etc) and the home office whores(which your friend belongs to).

The road side whores tell you straight up their money is 30k, or 40 or 60K depending on her belief in her charms and where she is strutting her trade. They are the same ones you now find in clubs (since Bala Mohammed clamped down on there). They ask you to buy you drinks for them, and they are ready to follow you home for your agreed fee. Your friend who is a home-office LovePeddler operates differently, albeit with the same intent. She cons the men via seduction to buy her cars, blackberries and pay her rent. Basically, she is a kept woman who engages in runs. Back in the day, we used to call such girls aristos in school.

The road side LovePeddler demands 50k, which she uses to buy blackberry. Your friend will basically be kept by a man, so as long as hse wants a blackbeery, she gets it, she wants a car, she gets it so long as the man can afford. She is still into prostitution but hers is not common knowledge like the street LovePeddler. She solicits in private using the cover of her job. Better watch it, you say u r the bookish type, so what are you doing with such a loose canon. And you came here to preach, admitting that you coledted 20k for cab. IS cab in Abuja 20K? If you were so different and really needed cab money, why didn’t you collect N500 and return the rest? I feel you also have LovePeddler tendencies, forget this façade you have come to put up here.


You say you have been in Abuja since godot, but it seems you don’t know nothing about the social lifestyle. Well, you said you are the bookish type, so you can be forgiven. Do you go out at night at all?? You think buying Cristal for N150k at Aqua is beans? Or Ace of Spades for N120k at Cubana is for poor guys?  You say rich guys don’t spend on champagne?? You must be a real housegirl to say that. You think a guy passing off can afford dat?
You said ‘the real abj guys with money dnt even have time for wat d poster here is narrating. And even if they do, they almost always have a steady girlfriend they cater for. ’ So who does not have a steady girlfriend? Yousaid those that go to the club to spend money n pick girls in abuja are d ones just managing.  Somebody who is managing can go to the club, pay to go in, buy canned drinks for N500, red wine for N3k, Red label for N8k, Jack Daniels for N10k, Hennesey for 15k, Moet for N22k, then take a girl home and give her 50K, and you say he is just managing? Which part of the world are you. Go to America an d ask them how much they buy those drinks. Nigerians have drunk so much Hennessesy that the company decided to make a special bottle for Nigeria’s 50th anniversary. You think it is people who are just managing that caused that? Go and sleep.

apache77:

Look, this girl who said you followed your friend to INEC office, I dont think you know anything about Abuja though you have stayed here for donkey years.First, your secretary friend herself is just a high clas hooker masquerading as a corporate worker- perhaps she's a sex worker? There are basically two types of girls in Abuja- the good girls and the whores. The good girls are so few, they are hardly even seen. They mostly stay indors or at their desks in their offices. They hardly hang out at night and only attend private soirees or house parties. They constitute only about 20% of the Abuja population of girls. The second type of girls in Abuja are the LovePeddler, who constitute 80% of the total Abuja girl population. Now  there are two categories of whores in Abuja- the roadside whores(who you find in clubs such as Kyrstal, Xtacy, Aqua, Ibiza, terminal 5, Soho, Bassment etc) and the home office whores(which your friend belongs to).

The road side whores tell you straight up their money is 30k, or 40 or 60K depending on her belief in her charms and where she is strutting her trade. They are the same ones you now find in clubs (since Bala Mohammed clamped down on there). They ask you to buy you drinks for them, and they are ready to follow you home for your agreed fee. Your friend who is a home-office LovePeddler operates differently, albeit with the same intent. She cons the men via seduction to buy her cars, blackberries and pay her rent. Basically, she is a kept woman who engages in runs. Back in the day, we used to call such girls aristos in school.

The road side LovePeddler demands 50k, which she uses to buy blackberry. Your friend will basically be kept by a man, so as long as hse wants a blackbeery, she gets it, she wants a car, she gets it so long as the man can afford. She is still into prostitution but hers is not common knowledge like the street LovePeddler. She solicits in private using the cover of her job. Better watch it, you say u r the bookish type, so what are you doing with such a loose canoon. And you came here to preach, admitting that you coledted 20k for cab. IS cab in Abuja 20K? If you were so different and really needed cab money, why didn’t you collect N500 and return the rest? I feel you also have LovePeddler tendencies, forget this façade you have come to put up here.


You say you have been in Abuja since godot, but it seems you don’t know nothing about the social lifestyle. Well, you said you are the bookish type, so you can be forgiven. Do you go out at night at all?? You think buying Cristal for N150k at Aqua is beans? Or Ace of Spades for N120k at Cubana is for poor guys?  You say rich guys don’t spend on champagne?? You must be a real housegirl to say that. You think a guy passing off can afford dat?
You said ‘the real abj guys with money dnt even have time for wat d poster here is narrating. And even if they do, they almost always have a steady girlfriend they cater for. ’ So who does not have a steady girlfriend? Yousaid those that go to the club to spend money n pick girls in abuja are d ones just managing.  Somebody who is managing can go to the club, pay to go in, buy canned drinks for N500, red wine for N3k, Red label for N8k, Jack Daniels for N10k, Hennesey for 15k, Moet for N22k, then take a girl home and give her 50K, and you say he is just managing? Which part of the world are you. Go to America an d ask them how much they buy those drinks. Nigerians have drunk so much Hennessesy that the company decided to make a special bottle for Nigeria’s 50th anniversary. You think it is people who are just managing that caused that? Go and sleep.

You also said those girls come from nyanya, mararaba, kubwa, deidei for maitama and asokoro weekends to seek men jst like d poster.  If  I may ask where are you from? Those girls stay right in town- Wuse2, Zone 1, Zone 4 different palces in town. Yes, the odd ones do come from those places, but majority stay within, except you are a lowlifer the girls at the places come from out of the way places. And anyway, what makes you think coming from Maraba, Kubwa or Karu, makes them inferior than if they were in town. You don’t know that many neigbourhoods in Maraba of Kubwa are probably better than where you live?

My dear, talk about what you know and pay more attention to your law work and your bookish friends. Don’t come and start talking about a lifestyle you know nothing about because you have never been  a part of parcel of it. The poster was spot on about most of his observations about Abuja.

pro01:

Very enlightening stuff, especially how you know the prices of all the drinks. You guys are making me feel dirt poor; and to think that I was at least 'comfortable' enough to be grateful? I'm now convinced that hard work doesn't pay. It's obvious that guys who waste scarce resources this way are into some sort of illegality. Crime does pay. I've been re-thinking my life, modus operandi, and guiding principles of late. It's clear that I can't compete on the basis of the status quo.

And are you guys by any means suggesting that the average cost of securing the services of a hot 'take-away' for just ONE NIGHT in Abuja is N50k? ? ? Please tell me this is not true. So if she 'works' thrice a week she'd be earning N600,000/month?! ! ! That can't be true. It is simply outrageous!

apache77:

Look, this girl who said you followed your friend to INEC office, I dont think you know anything about Abuja though you have stayed here for donkey years.First, your secretary friend herself is just a high clas hooker masquerading as a corporate worker- perhaps she's a sex worker? There are basically two types of girls in Abuja- the good girls and the whores. The good girls are so few, they are hardly even seen. They mostly stay indors or at their desks in their offices. They hardly hang out at night and only attend private soirees or house parties. They constitute only about 20% of the Abuja population of girls. The second type of girls in Abuja are the LovePeddler, who constitute 80% of the total Abuja girl population. Now  there are two categories of whores in Abuja- the roadside whores(who you find in clubs such as Kyrstal, Xtacy, Aqua, Ibiza, terminal 5, Soho, Bassment etc) and the home office whores(which your friend belongs to).

The road side whores tell you straight up their money is 30k, or 40 or 60K depending on her belief in her charms and where she is strutting her trade. They are the same ones you now find in clubs (since Bala Mohammed clamped down on there). They ask you to buy you drinks for them, and they are ready to follow you home for your agreed fee. Your friend who is a home-office LovePeddler operates differently, albeit with the same intent. She cons the men via seduction to buy her cars, blackberries and pay her rent. Basically, she is a kept woman who engages in runs. Back in the day, we used to call such girls aristos in school.

The road side LovePeddler demands 50k, which she uses to buy blackberry. Your friend will basically be kept by a man, so as long as hse wants a blackbeery, she gets it, she wants a car, she gets it so long as the man can afford. She is still into prostitution but hers is not common knowledge like the street LovePeddler. She solicits in private using the cover of her job. Better watch it, you say u r the bookish type, so what are you doing with such a loose canoon. And you came here to preach, admitting that you coledted 20k for cab. IS cab in Abuja 20K? If you were so different and really needed cab money, why didn’t you collect N500 and return the rest? I feel you also have LovePeddler tendencies, forget this façade you have come to put up here.


You say you have been in Abuja since godot, but it seems you don’t know nothing about the social lifestyle. Well, you said you are the bookish type, so you can be forgiven. Do you go out at night at all?? You think buying Cristal for N150k at Aqua is beans? Or Ace of Spades for N120k at Cubana is for poor guys?  You say rich guys don’t spend on champagne?? You must be a real housegirl to say that. You think a guy passing off can afford dat?
You said ‘the real abj guys with money dnt even have time for wat d poster here is narrating. And even if they do, they almost always have a steady girlfriend they cater for. ’ So who does not have a steady girlfriend? Yousaid those that go to the club to spend money n pick girls in abuja are d ones just managing.  Somebody who is managing can go to the club, pay to go in, buy canned drinks for N500, red wine for N3k, Red label for N8k, Jack Daniels for N10k, Hennesey for 15k, Moet for N22k, then take a girl home and give her 50K, and you say he is just managing? Which part of the world are you. Go to America an d ask them how much they buy those drinks. Nigerians have drunk so much Hennessesy that the company decided to make a special bottle for Nigeria’s 50th anniversary. You think it is people who are just managing that caused that? Go and sleep.

You also said those girls come from nyanya, mararaba, kubwa, deidei for maitama and asokoro weekends to seek men jst like d poster.  If  I may ask where are you from? Those girls stay right in town- Wuse2, Zone 1, Zone 4 different palces in town. Yes, the odd ones do come from those places, but majority stay within, except you are a lowlifer the girls at the places come from out of the way places. And anyway, what makes you think coming from Maraba, Kubwa or Karu, makes them inferior than if they were in town. You don’t know that many neigbourhoods in Maraba of Kubwa are probably better than where you live?

My dear, talk about what you know and pay more attention to your law work and your bookish friends. Don’t come and start talking about a lifestyle you know nothing about because you have never been  a part of parcel of it. The poster was spot on about most of his observations about Abuja.

Cherechy:

@apache whatever your name is.
I'm not hungry nor do i in anyway engage in abuja aristo. If u read thru my post very well u'd find out what i was doing with the girl in question.
You sound very agitated like i was refering to u directly. Or do u belong to the class of guys dt live off thier rich friends in abj and go about pretending? Lol
in my post i neva in any way implied that those living in these surburbs are in anyway low or anything. U dnt knw where i stay, so quit casting aspersions on my person or where i stay. Because i damn well know u cannot afford it. If u dnt like my post, u can disagree with me, without insulting me.
You know all the hot clubs in abuja and how much drinks cost there, you go there to have a good time and meet chics yet u turn around and insult these same girls. Whatever.
Like u said, i'm gonna live in abuja and enjoy my 'law work'. Legal practice has never been so good. I dnt need to know what goes on in your clubs or wherever. I dont need your money or whatever u have to offer. You and the other silly 'abuja guys' can go to hell for all i care.
This will be my last reply to u or anybody else on this thread. I dnt hv time for this your nairaland banter.
And finally, yes i collected the 20k we were given for lunch. Kill me. Hear u, i should have taken #500 and returned the rest. Yeah right! Like u would do the same.
In your subsequent posts use 'some abuja girls'. U hear me?

GUYS WHO SPEND THE EQUIVALENT OF A BANKER'S ENTRY LEVEL SALARY IN TWO DAYS OF CLUBBING 

Cherechy:

@apache whatever your name is.
I'm not hungry nor do i in anyway engage in abuja aristo. If u read thru my post very well u'd find out what i was doing with the girl in question.
You sound very agitated like i was refering to u directly. Or do u belong to the class of guys dt live off thier rich friends in abj and go about pretending? Lol
in my post i neva in any way implied that those living in these surburbs are in anyway low or anything. U dnt knw where i stay, so quit casting aspersions on my person or where i stay. Because i damn well know u cannot afford it. If u dnt like my post, u can disagree with me, without insulting me.
You know all the hot clubs in abuja and how much drinks cost there, you go there to have a good time and meet chics yet u turn around and insult these same girls. Whatever.
Like u said, i'm gonna live in abuja and enjoy my 'law work'. Legal practice has never been so good. I dnt need to know what goes on in your clubs or wherever. I dont need your money or whatever u have to offer. You and the other silly 'abuja guys' can go to hell for all i care.
This will be my last reply to u or anybody else on this thread. I dnt hv time for this your nairaland banter.
And finally, yes i collected the 20k we were given for lunch. Kill me. Hear u, i should have taken #500 and returned the rest. Yeah right! Like u would do the same.
In your subsequent posts use 'some abuja girls'. U hear me?