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victorian:
Cause I'm old fashioned in thoughts.

Old fashioned means I'm very conscious of my body frame . I have huge boobs. Very obvious if I take a full portrait. They are like cossy orjiakor and the last thing I need is lots of guys pestering me for sex and hookups. I don't need such stress.

Ladies like cossy it pays for her to show off everything, as in from head to toe cos of her profession. She loves it.

But for me, its not my line. I don't like it. I prefer being associated with cos of my brains and personality not because my body frame which instils sexual urge. That's why.

And unfortunately it does. So I wear loose tops to hide it but it can't be hidden. It's always obvious It's well jare..

So back to the couple.. Let wish them well.

long time Vicky; Indulge me the opportunity to engage your brain in an interlocutor so I see how deep in thought you are.

SweetCunt97:
Yes you went to school, we know. Gimme simple English pls

Gosh, you somewhat interesting at holding down conversation. (Male or female), don't care, please leave me your contact.

I can't seem to figure out how Nairaland PM work but I would leave you an email address to evelope your phone number so it don't get exposed to the public. @gmail.com

SweetCunt97:
Why? Females are saints or angels? Lolz

You seem not to get my point; Females are overt creature with covert characters; so if for any reason, you put out the covert character without a matching or autheticaticated image image of you then that poses a red flag.

Your page and username screams overt character but your identity remains covert, so what would you think if your page if you were professor Alber Einstein?

SweetCunt97:
What do u fink?

I think a female wouldn't be openly the way your profile is set up - Not trying to scratch a nerve but hey, salute if you truly a female the rational part of me just won't let me admit it.

SweetCunt97:
Nna as long as there's Ego in ur pocket, u attractive. Ego bu nma Nwoke.

Hahahaha funny you. You truly a female or Male in disguise?

SweetCunt97:
So if the bride no fine you no go like them? Where is the justice for the less attractive ones in our society

Just so you know am less attractive too.

SweetCunt97:
Does it matter? No time to dey check time o.

I believe you and for some reason I like the couple, they both fine.

She looks pregnant though.

I need Dell latitude

Not suprised at the latest turn of events due to the disease out break; it's only people who don't know history that will fume as it all unfolds.

Before malaria drug was discovered, Malaria had one point wiped a quarter of the population out of existence even the greatest Warrior and one of the ancient Rome greater king ever (Alexander the Great) was killed by malaria.

Chicken pox killed more people in time past than Coronavirus will even do today because we can quarantine, isolated and aware.

Many more bacteria and viruses had come and and go leaving human immune to them or prevented them and also managing this uncurable such as HIV/Cancer - in the end of it all we still human, fallible and exposed to illnesses and defects; so why don't you take your bible and shove it up your a ss because reality don't give a piss box about God or any religion, Reality is savage.

There is only one rule and it's simple - you not getting out of life alive.

Yes - The recent outbreak has affected the economy which as a domino affected every intricate web of economic activity. Permit me to laugh here (Hahahahahhahahhahaha) your boy has been running things from home before corona so am yet to feel the fire flame; which is I came in the next week because we slipping into recessio. But f uck my mom's pastor for telling her to pray because these are signs of end times - And if you down with the pastor go un-f uck yourself.

I, as an atheist; here is what I hold on to "Stand by glass steady and drink to your comrade's eyes, Here's a toast to the dead already and hurrah for the next to die."

It's called power changing dynamics.

Before sex women hold the power. After sex men hold the power because the woman gets hooked emotionally much faster. Just like in normal vanilla relationships.

A woman most likely know she isn't taken seriously after sex so she gets denial and dillusional to accept that fact because her feelings is awoken but sadly lost the power to control who the feeling is for; this is why she has no choice but to keep bringing the p ussy to the guy when he demands it for her to keep showing commitment because the guy now has the power.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If I were you, I'll tell my partner that I'll drop the car for a week, so the agreement should be suspended for that week(at least the car is in his compound)

After all, agreement is agreement

Nobody knows what the coming week will be 10 new cases have been confirmed. Dollar is #380, and people are not going to work like before. Schools will not resume tomorrow

Just use this week rest and watch the tides of the business......My opinion [/color]

The only institution that can effectively slow economic activities down is the bank; As long as the banks keeps operating Nigerians will still go out to do their thing especially the self employed and traders. People who are cooling off in the house or working from home were told to do so by their boss or they must probably will be a civil servant.

Nigerians are so stubborn that even these set of people told to go home will still go out to run their side business if they have any.

It will take shutting down the banks and market places to achieve a total lock down in the Nigeria economy - if those two aren't achievable things will continue to happen but slow till there there are some good news in the media about the pandemic situation EVEN Italy still has their banks, market places, transportation means still in operation so don't cause unnecessary panic/ fear in the minds of people.

https://www.wantedinmilan.com/news/italy-shutdown-what-is-open-and-what-is-closed.html

Let's start the season all over again; other teams weren't ready; the outbreak of coronavirus confirmed that fact.

crismark:
sorry bro... laptop powerbanks re all fake.

my own was a useless toyota camry spider i bought nigerian used. it has bin from one problem to anoda. i ve spent alot trying to get this car back on track but for where,
infact it kept bringing new problems... Am planning on taking it to ladipo on friday so that they can butcher and sell part by part.

am tired

what's mostly the issue with it?

Huge loss for the oil firms who had bought before price drop.

This pandemic virus just exposes the fact that;

God is a p ussy, He isn't in control or he doesn't exist! I'm not insinuating he(God or other religion god) heal the world, NO! but at least, it would be fair to let their followers NOT be magically infected.

This pandemic also shows that health care is the weakness of the Almighty America, they divert more funds to military rather than health care so if any country wants to falter America as a country, Inflict her citizens.

To be honest; Buhari has been pro-active lately.
It takes lots of guts to ban many of those first world countries from visiting a third world country like Nigeria - He has implemented the reduction of fuel price following the downward price fall globally , He is actively open to the public suggestions.

I just realized all these just from out of the loop now given the fact that you can't satisfy people, my question is what do people really want?

Women who snore is such a turn off for me, no matter how sexy she looks. The worst part about it is you don't get to find out she snores until after sex when she finally sleeps helplessly.

emmasoft:
I don't work there but I believe once you login to your account online you will see the rate displayed.

Thanks bro

emmasoft:
It depends on the category of mutual fund you invested in. If it's equity based or balanced fund you can lose your money but if it's money market, fixed income or guaranteed income funds, your interest can only reduce, your capital is safe.

Hi bro

How come it's quite difficult to find the rate (which I assume is 5% now for money market now) on stanbic asset management website?

Fraud money is enjoyable but not sustainable.
Ask yourself; Can I raise my kids with fraud money that isn't sustainable? No.

If you are desperate you have an option to learn either any internet marketing skill or go on ahead with fraud without voodoo.

Fraud without voodoo is luck; you might do the most staying up at night bombing and casting sites, you won't even get gift card in the end and one novice you taught how to bomb might pick block(hugh money) in just matter of days or weeks.

So if you must venture into fraud, it should be without voodoo and invest anything that comes out if it because fraud money never last.

Option 2; learn a marketable skill online and start earning, you could learn domain selling , copy writing and other freelance gig on fiverr.

You can set yourself up real good for the future, Have money to invest in an offline business and still have your online business running from the comfort of your home - And money earned via this means is quite sustainable, you can actually build a house and start a family being a renowned online freelance. Young guys post their success story and achievement on Fiverr thread here on Nairaland every time.

I'm a Chelsea fan, please take Chelsea out of that list. Our squad is crap at the moment.

If Chelsea had real players; Willian's place would be on the bench.

How can you keep self medicating on such an issue this severe? Clearly, you having a reaction to something since your thigh was affected as well. This isn't STD for sure.

Go to a doctor for proper diagnosis or he should refer you to a good dermatologist.

The only lesson I got from that tip above is mas turbate in a cup lol.

The real sperm quality test from home is simple; jerk off and spill your sperm on the floor and leave it for 30min to 1 hour. If you see ant come around it perching and feeding on it then, you got a good and potent sperm because those ant are feeding on the sucrose(sugar) in the protein embedded in the semen.

But if you no see ant Bros, go do check up.

Felicity0001:
What more do we expect from the only child of a rich dad who is the mentor of one of the richest black man on earth.

Mama no compare yourself to that woman ooh, you two are not In the sane category.

May she raise again.

Wow! So, Mrs Rad is an only child of a rich dad and she's still manages to be street and book smart (according to her story fending for herself back in the U.S.).

Mehn, That woman deserves accolades.

Later they will say it's only Jesus that can die for somebody.

toomush:
Good day house, last night at the lekki-ikoyi toll Bridge, a G63 reversed and hit my car. I need a very good panel beater within ikeja and ogba area to do a neat job on this car.

I have someone for you. Go to Ajilete and ask for the mechanic shop around there it's before Jungle bus stop along iju - ishaga road.

Then ask for Fathia. The guy is good,he doesn't charge and does a neat job.

nairalanduseles:
Been masturbating since I was 7
Still masturbating
Got a beautiful wife and a lovelt kid

I even have a lovely sex life with my wife and we masturbate together

Masturbation don't cost anytging bad

Love urself

Nice one dude; this shows you have a good relationship with your loving wife. I envy your marriage already.

On the side note; Women enjoy mas turbation more than men and the purest form of pleasure is achieved between two lesbians with no risk of STDs.

Kudoz bro.

GreatResearcher:
It's expensive having a gf in Nigeria

it isn't expensive if you;

1- Go for an average NOT high maintenance girl.

2 - Be in charge; Be that dominant male both in the bedroom and outside of the bedroom.

One skill/secret of staying in charge as a man relating with a woman is always leading the conversation unless you ask for her input or suggestion. But watch it whenever she leads a conversation and think before you answer or sometimes, don't talk at all.

This applies to relating with other people as well.

Nope, As long as you eat good food and live a healthy life style; Give your body some time to replenish cum - You will be fine - Jerk off do not lead to infertility or low sperm coun, On the contrary, it is actually healthy for your mind, brain and reproductive organs. There is a saying that reads "Use it or lose it". It applies to the p enis.

The main cause of infertility and low sperm count is untreated or mistreated STDs/STIs.

So would you rather mas turbate and be std free or you rather frolick with random women and get infected?

IMO01:
Baba how would you be comparing Corolla to Civic
Honda wey the legs dey break up and down

My last price is 1.220m

Not the 03 to 05 civic model.