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This dejavu is sickening!

@Ibime
Eat a manliness with shyte on the tip u would lose the finals on penalties

Pardon me Gunners but i have to drop a ginormous F-Bomb on Arsene he made Christian Chukwu look like Marcello Lippi today!! i have never seen such tactical ineptitude in all my years of watching footie why start Denilson and leave Song on the bench?Diaby had a horrifying 45mins and still he did not think it wise to remove the bloodclot at the restart he brought Nasri in way too late and inexplicably left Arshavin who was rested in mid week on the bench and then the mother of all gaffes! taking out his two top strikers in a game that was yet to be decided it doesn't get any more idiotic than that! Its not hard to see why we have not won squat for a while now. He is the coach i gotta blame him first

This injury thing is a biatch we have a glut of midfield and attack options while our defence is in tatters we would seriously need one of Gibbs or Sagna preferably Sagna fit for the game against Chelsea i don't think Gibbs would be such a good idea for that game he seemed to allow too much room in his wing and if Villareal had a more adventurous right winger anything could have happened

I want Song partnering Fabregas in the midfield he is really playing with loads of swagger these days Denilson can shine boots on the bench and Diaby could be introduced a little later in the game his sometimes erratic tendencies are not what we need on Saturday

Jeez i was wondering why this car was so fast and every other car just seemed slow next to it!! I should have known they had a bit of a head start anyways lets see how the other teams react

chiogo:
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! It's over, jesoul. KG won't be playing again this season.

chei, Moonstone, so this is what you think of us?   I honestly think the Cavs would sweep the lakers if they meet. They're both the #1's, right?

But anywayz, I'm worried about my celtics right now. . I'm sure Bawo is laughing now. . .No KG. . well, there's still hope. We have Ray-ray and the truth. Eddie too. big baby. Rondo. hmmnn.

You guys should kiss a repeat championship goodbye

Now K.G's injury has added a twist in the Eastern Conference thing and here is why: If the Magic are able to beat Boston then Orlando would be my favorites for the East i have seen them play Lebron and i think they can beat the Cavs in a playoff series they have a solid record against Lebron and co. and with a bit of luck they just might win it

JeSoul:
Solid. While I'd like to see Bawos cows get swept, they'll likely pick up a game or two on the Celtics esp without the #1 player terrorizing would-be drivers/slashers into the lane.

   My dear update that quote quick quick . . . that may have been true last year but this year the East is beast - look up the record playa  

You shall say the truth and the truth shall set you free we both know the West is where its at i mean look at the playoff matchups and tell me one series you can sleep on? ATL would not have made the playoffs if they where in the West and Phoenix would have been seeded 4th if they where in the East its that hot out there!! too many mediocre teams in the East and that's why your big teams have flattering records

I am always weary of dude's who got too many tattoos on their body! their sexual orientation is always flexible

Later these Scummies would call Arsenal fans gaynners   talk about hypocrisy!! first it was Ronaldo giving Wazza some serious MouthAction and now Giggsy taking it doggystyle i think Scummies should be banned from calling Arsenal fans Gaynners as based on recent evidence we all know who the gay team is  

Playoff time!!!! this is when the real basketball is played regular season ball is for show

Now let me break down the playoff brackets real quick with some HD-clear analysis

EAST
Cavaliers vs Pistons - This would probably end 4-1 in favor of Lebron's men this Pistons team is just a total carcass and even if they had A.I i still wouldn't give them a prayer they are just too featherweight to survive this series with the head honcho's of the East and they might as well look on the bright side they don't have to suffer the humiliation of losing their 4th straight Eastern Conference Final

Prediction: 4-1 (Cavs)

Celtics vs Malus Bulls - Now i would hate to make bawo happy here but i see the Bulls picking 2 games in this series they would still lose to the Celts though but they are not going to be swept

Prediction: 4-2 (Celtics)

Magic vs Philadelphia - The Magic really had a poor run-in to the playoffs but i guess they knew they had lost out on 2nd seed as for Philly they would definitely make a series of this but i don't think they can match Orlando on offense Turkoglu,Lewis would run them out of the building with lights out shooting and Dalembert would have it rough with Dwight down the paint

Prediction: 4-1 (Magic)

Hawks - Heat - I think homecourt advantage is definitely what tips this tie in ATL's favor even top teams struggle to beat the Hawks at home and Miami are still rather inexperienced over-reliance on D.Wade is also another mountain the Heat have to climb but its tough seeing them picking a game or two in ATL so i would definitely roll with the Hawks

Prediction: 4-2 (Hawks)

WEST Where real basketball happens

Lakers vs Jazz - With the way the Jazz sleep-walked into the playoffs the worst team they could possibly be meeting are the hungry Lakers (i am still thanking my stars my Mavs dodged that bullet ) add that to the fact that Utah cannot win on the road even if they faced a high school ball team it lives little to hope for i just don't see how this would possibly go beyond 5 games maximum 6

Prediction: 4-1 (Lakers)

Denver vs New Orleans - Hmm now this is probably going to be one of the most exciting series CP3 and co. would have major issues coping with Denver's high-octane offense but they tied the regular season series so it just might swing either way the trick for the Hornets is to get other players to assist CP3,Billups and Carmelo would definitely make the Hornets work

Prediction: 4-3 (Either team)

Spurs vs Mavericks - Now if there where two teams out West i was hoping to meet it was the Blazers or the Spurs, the Blazers because we whooped them all through the regular season and the Spurs because they are geriatric just like us and we would be equally matched to play some Cadillac basketball and they are a bit short-handed without Ginobili although they did whoop us without Ginobili and Parker earlier so there is no room for complacency the key for Los Mavs is to pick game 1 or 2 at San Antonio as for San Antonio you can never write off their playoff efficiency Duncan is always primed for these times so its anybody's series

Prediction: [/b]4-3 (Mavs)

[b]Blazers vs Rockets - The Rockets would be without T-Mac and i cant even bet on them winning simply because they have thrown homecourt advantage in the past they have won 2-0 on the road and still lost their subsequent home games and ultimately the series and with the way Portland decapitate teams at home its hard to see the Rockets taking the series

Prediction: 4-3 (Blazers)

dinozzo:
I'm just happy Button has been winning, his career looked to be going down the drain a few months ago

You can say that again

Eastbay:
The Brawn Car.
Suspicious.
That's all I have to say.

That car has a rocket engine in it somewhere its unbelievably fast!! I have seen Benetton Ford's,William Renault's,McClaren Mercedes and Marlboro Ferrari's but this car is quiksilver

@poster of topic
You must have a fire-crotch!! You have flooded the market with your chocha of course its stock would plummet

allboyz:
Arsenal 3 - 1/0 Villareal

What is the name of your jazz?

Na waah ooh people dey fight for Champions League and F.A cup for the other side of North London these ones for here dey yarn about their academy.Schweppes

He had an amazing career he didn't end it too well though but hey how many boxers can boast of that? He made money the size of freightliners though and that's all that matters

i think his fight with Floyd Mayweather and Julio Chavez are my most memorable

Ibime:
Villareal's defending is appalling - but I am still expecting a nice surpise!


I cannot wait till Saturday. Suddenly, Arsenal fans feel like they belong with the Champions League elite just because they were handed favourable draws against Roma and Villarreal (and even then they struggle, relying on penalties etc). These Arsenal morons are feeling funky, even plucking up the courage to chat shit on Chelsea thread. No wahala sha, we will put the cat amongst the pidgeons on Saturday, and no doubt, the small boys will cluck like pidgeons.

You really had an overdose of burukutu tonight who where you paired with last season? Olympiakos and Fenerbache.What a pharissee

Ibime:
So Madrid are now big fish? Madrid that never went past the 2nd round in 5 seasons? I dont even consider Milan big fish. They have been lucky to face Liverpool instead of Chelsea in 2 UCL finals otherwise we would have fried em.

Are you high off concentrated burukutu? Don't you dare disrespect giants like Madrid and Milan they have accomplished far more than your Johnny Just Come club can ever pipedream of!! winning carling cups and 2-3 league titles in 100 years does not make you an elite club 
You would have fried Milan? what a clown  y'all got to the UCL final last time around what did you do with it?Both teams have UCL titles you don't so don't let your recent history fool you

Ibime:
Besides, the Milan you beat was the Milan who finished 5th in Serie A. Face it, you haven't even grilled sardines, talkless of big fish.

Who cares if they got relegated? the bottomline is they where defending european champions its a title all of Roman's money has not been able to buy for the past six years 

Ibime:
Saturday is not even worth a second thought. I probably wont watch the match, safe in the knowledge that it is a walk-over. 

You had better not watch it!! Madam still needs you  don't worry Andrey Assasin has a special bullet with Cech's name written on it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735313#msg3735313 date=1239841934]That is a different platform. . . . . .In the league, u can lose 2 games in a row and still win the league title.
In the UCL, you have to win when u ought to win.
Fergie knows the importance of such big nights and trust me, the tie could be decided by a single goal.[/quote]You make it sound like Arsene is oblivious of that fact

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735313#msg3735313 date=1239841934]Arsenal's Van Persie n Adebayor in attack are great in the game. . . . .
The way Ade outpaces Rio and Vidic is something else. . . . .
However, try Villa with Carew, Agbonlahor and Ashley Young in a 4-3-3 formation.
I have used em to beat Barca, Inter and Man Utd so many times.[/quote]Finally RVP gets his props!! i always get beatdown when i used Arsenal in previous editions so i don't even bother
Are you kidding me? are Villa that good? i like Inter and Utd when i need to play a power game!! those boys don't mess around

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735363#msg3735363 date=1239843250]United have not failed yet to score a goal at the Emirates.
We don't have to win at the Emirates to advance. . . . . . .This is why UCL tie is a different ball game to what y'all guys have seen in the past.

Nah. . . . . . . .Rafael is up to speed now.
He would keep Nasri in his bouncy hair like he did in his cameo appearance at the Emirates, [/quote]This Arsenal side would also score at OT its confirmed like a Don King perm

Keep Nasri? he was only in the game 10mins and once again i blame the Danish Giraffe for sparing your blushes Prince Nas had already put y'all to the sword and had enough time to kick his feet up and chin-chill

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735282#msg3735282 date=1239840685]How many games have United lost at OT this season??
Blimey. . . . . .when was the last time a team outscored United in the Champions League??
It's the end of the road for GAYnners. . . . . .[/quote]That's besides the point!! Did you see the 4-1 thrashing coming? It would be hard to yell when our barrel is in your mouth trust me we have hammered teams at the San Siro!! OT would be a cakewalk

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735282#msg3735282 date=1239840685]I don't even get to score that much on FIFA 09.
Adebayor is a beast of a player in that game. . . . . The developers must be on Wenger's payroll.[/quote]The gameplay has been tweaked i admit its not the circus the FIFA franchise used to be but these game makers always do Arsenal greasy so i find myself using Inter Milan,Man Utd or Barcelona

Ibime:
Our team was taking in goals from Liverpool, but replying in kind, unlike Gunners who kept their powder dry last season. Face it, Arsenal are just not cut out for UCL. . . . thats why you guys are getting dizzy just cos you reached the semis. . . . imagine Pataki catching a nosebleed just cos you beat Villareal. . . . At Chelsea, we do not celebrate UCL wins except its against Liverpool, Man Utd or Barca - real contenders! We're not new to this/ we're used to this. . . .

BTW, someone needs to teach A-40 the meaning of viscous. In my town, we judge a mans wealth by the amount of okporoko in his ogbono soup. Therefore, my ogbono soup is viscous. . . not running.

We are having a nosebleed because we beat Villareal? You must be drunk off that 40 0Z we have grilled bigger fish in the past the likes of Madrid and Milan

I would not expect you to understand my rhetoric  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735258#msg3735258 date=1239840085]All i know is. . . . . . .Wenger does not have the clout to beat Ferguson over 2 legs. . . .
In a one-off game like the FA Cup final, YES. . . . . .But over 2 legs within a space of 6 days, no chance.[/quote]They've never met over 2 legs bro. . That is a very hasty conclusion to make besides y'all are very beatable at Fort Lost nowadays who knows it might be 4-1 to the Gunners in the first leg

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735258#msg3735258 date=1239840085]United have bigger fish to fry first.
We must hold off Liverpool in the league and stop Everton in the FA cup semis.
Arses won't be a problem. 4-0 at OT, 2-2 at the Emirates.[/quote]Maybe in your FIFA 09 game . Back to reality

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735231#msg3735231 date=1239839343]I like your optimism.[/quote]You should be thankful we had to make do with the Danish Giraffe that Saturday afternoon it would have been murder at the Emiraati!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3735231#msg3735231 date=1239839343]Time will tell.[/quote]This is what you should have said earlier

Ibime:
All this fellation over a win against a team who copped a defeat from Malaga at the weekend. Gunners have no shame, they just love to celebrate mediocrity. We don't even consider the Gunners when we talk about big boys in the UCL. They are local champions. Even at their devastating best in the early 2000's, they routinely copped UCL defeats from the likes of Fiorentina, Valencia, Bayern and Chelsea. Local Champions! 

Abeg Me chi onu dia  better worry about how many times Petr Cech would pick balls from his net on Saturday  y'all conceeded 7 goals in two games and you are busy running your mouth like viscous ogbono soup better go to Oyingbo market and charter giant sized baskets to carry the goals we would plunder your net with

The Villareal that Utd could not beat on 4 meetings is who we dispatched without breaking much sweat can't wait for Utd though it would be history in the making as we get to knock out back to back defending champions in two consecutive years bring the Scum Army on!! it would be hard for them to yell when our barrel is in there mouth's!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3734670#msg3734670 date=1239828430]We are beating Arsenal HOME N AWAY!!!!

Arsenal are doomed. . . . . . . .There's no way Wenger can get better of Fergie in European competition.
Wenger does not have the tactical nous to upstage Fergie.[/quote]Y'all,Chelsea and Liverpool combined cannot beat us at the Emiraati!! you would sing another hook in three weeks time when we drop a shyte-load on Fort Lost/Old Trashford

Wenger has a better head to head versus Fergie he would be upstaged and love-vendor-slapped

superstan:
eminem is more popular than 2pac can ever be.

bamsyle and a-40 of all people should know that.

eminem is the saviour of the urban white kids. as long as he is white, they want his music.

the whites in america who can afford records are more than the blacks(case closed).

there's no mortal on this planet that does not know eminem(the white rapper).

From your screenname its not hard to tell that you are biased towards Eminem so debating with you is an exercise in futility i think you need to go through an Encarta and decipher the meaning of the word popularity because popularity does not start and end with white kids and white america

@eldee and Bamsyle
Y'all are both on point there i love Jigga but i have to admit sometimes i feel he is testing God's patience with some of his lines


B**ches don't say no to me
I'm like a wedding ring

DopeBoys - The Game

It's the return of the messiah
One and only Hov
Nah I ain't God, but I've been made in his mold

Ain't I - Jay-Z

Jigga is arguably one of the cockiest rappers ever but he doesn't give empty boasts


Uh, more than a hustla I'm the definition of it
Master chef, Lord of the kitchen cupboard
More than a street legend, homey it's hova
More than a relief pitcher, I'm the closer
The Mariano of the Mariott, ah
If money talks, the whole world's bout to hear me out
See I'm a hustla's hope, I'm not his pipe dreams
So when they speak of success, I'm what they might mean

Go Crazy - Jay-Z

Im flashy and deadly, deceptively smart
I make hustlin' heaven and pimping a art
Long as I know that I'm blessed and Im loved in depth
I can walk through water and not get wet, Im that fresh!

Storm remix Jay-Z

How you gon' upgrade me
What's higher than number one?

Upgrade you - Jay-Z

Young, Hova the God, nigga blasphemy
I'm at the Trump International, ask for me
I ain't never scared, I'm everywhere you ain't never there
And nigga, why would I ever care?
Pound for pound I'm the best to ever come around here
Excludin nobody, look what I embody
The soul of a hustler, I really ran the street
A CEO's mind, that marketin plan was me
And no I ain't get shot up a whole bunch of times
Or make up shit in a whole bunch of lines
And I ain't animated like say I +Busta Rhymes+
But the real shit you get when you bust down my lines
Add that to the fact I went plat' a bunch of times
Times that by my influence on pop culture
I'm supposed to be number one on everybody list
We'll see what happens when I no longer exist

What more can i say? - Jay-Z

If you haven't heard, I'm Michael,Magic and Bird
all rolled in one - cause none got more flows than Young

Hola Hovito - Jay-Z

tubabie:
huh,huh . Meanie!

Naah Miss i am gentle ooh i don't just understand your man's mumble-jumble like opposing teams don't attempt to injure our players too!!

Moonstone:
[size=3pt]LOL! That's so good that you're patient. You will be rewarded handsomely.  [/size]
Did I not tell you? and she was calling you Abiodun. . . yeye girl.

[size=3pt]Can't wait  [/size]

She has given me enough names that would last a lifetime she might as well call me the Nairalander formerly known as A-40

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721577#msg3721577 date=1239592932]@Moonstone
rotfl. . . .you're crazy

@A-40
No no no.
My time to be secretive.

Anywayz, happy easter to both of you

@Mooney
shapp dia, I didn't know jor.
[/quote]Why am i not suprised? you've always been secretive

Hmm all the playoff spots have been sealed in the West its all about avoiding the Lakers and in the East its almost musical chairs on who would play Cleveland between Detroit,Chi and Philly

nyabinghi:
Arsenal deliberately injured Mido and they profitted from his departure. How dirty the gunners were. Gibbs should have been sent off. I see Arsenal's cash at work and David Dein as well. Prepare for a defeat to Villareal.

Good grief! this is not even the Arsenal thread.You should be locked in a circus for real

eldee:
Pac used to be one of the most popular rappers . . . till the hype over his death died down
Evidence?? his best selling album was the one released immediately after his death, when the hype was there . . .
Believe it or not, his best selling studio album sold bout 3 plat immediately after his death.

And that's just album sales, don't let's go to other measures of popularity.

Have you gone loco? Till the end of time went 3X platinum 5 years after his death it sold the most number of units for a rap album in a year where albums like Blueprint 2 and Stillmatic came out, so that means 5 years on 2Pac was still the man and not immediately after his death like you seem to claim.You are even starting to sound like he lived up the hype of his death and thats why he was so successful conveniently forgetting that he sold records while he was alive as well.All Eyez on me sold 9 mili! Kilumnati sold 4

eldee:
Lol. . . but I've just proven that Em had a hand in building the popularity of another popular post 2000 rapper

Don't be a clown you attributed Loyal to the Game's success (which was a flop sef compared to 2pac's other albums) to Eminem and his popularity and i have proven to you that the reverse was the case!! surely you can come up with a better defence than that

eldee:
You see why I like arguing with you . . . you're not scared to admit facts
It's easy to see that your beef is with E! Entertainment not the point I was driving at
Whatever helps you sleep at night bruv . . . as long as you get the message

You got it twisted bruv,I have no beef with E! i watch it! but that is not exactly the station that should shape your opinion on rap music heck its like ESPN telling me Scarlett Johansson is the best dressed celebrity when we all know ESPN is not exactly an authority when it comes to fashion
Admit you got it wrong there's no harm in that i am not your teacher and i wont flog you

eldee:
EXACTLY!!! Finally we agree on something!!!
You are coming from 'he would have . . .' I agree . . . he would probably be selling 12 plat, he would probably be the only hiphop artiste selling records, he would probably be the face of Coca-Cola, he would probably be the one topping Box-Office Charts, he would probably be the one selling out tickets in Tanzania, Angola, Nigeria and South Africa . . . yeah China and Australia too . . . but nah . . . he's not around so we'll never know.

His last three albums where huge commercial successes so yeah there is nothing saying all these things wont have happened but thats besides the point what irks me is your stubborn refusal to give him credit he was successful in life and death not too many artistes can boast of that

eldee:
Eminem is one of the best selling rappers of all time . . . he's proven that he can sell to different sides of the musical/ethnic/class/Atlantic divide

And errm Pac is what?? one of the best selling Reggaeton acts of all time?

eldee:
His work?? Fiddy . . . you have to admit that Em had a hand in 50's rise to fame . . .

Ohh and you are just gonna leave out Dr Dre right? you gave Em credit for moving one of the lowest numbers among Pac's posthumous albums and i proved your theory ridiculous.Shikena

eldee:
The E! thing?? My dayzz . . . are you a 16 year old chic in disguise??
For heaven's sake I expect more than this straw-clutching from you . . . you're intelligent, I made a statement bout the mass media and I put E! there and you're telling me you took 'E!' literally??
So when next I say Uncle Tom, I'm talking bout my uncle?? This is ridiculous.
Aiite, let me explain this to you, the way I'll explain to erm . . . Chiogo, E! in the context I used it was just symbolism for the mass media and the way they portray celebs these days. . .
Ever heard of E!-status??

What are you an escapologist or a spin-doctor? why didn't you come up with a much more meaningful analogy? any other network would have been fine with me BET,VH1 but freaking E! please admit you made a faux-pas in that argument and lets keep it moving

eldee:
Come on . . . you know bout 70% of music sales take place in the year of release . . . given that fact, it's easier for new songs from this time to be downloaded, both legally and illegally, in dfferent countries round the world.
That's just one edge over the Rakims because people download Jay-Z while the hype is high. The 0.75p single download means it's faster to get to listen to artistes.
This was impossible in the early 90s.

Which is why you should give Pac even more credit for his numbers he would probably be moving Country Musicians and Rock and Roll artiste numbers if he where around now

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721565#msg3721565 date=1239592398]Orlando magic?
nah. . . I think I'll stick with football (american)[/quote]National Railway Corporation!! Please lets keep it basketball  

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721552#msg3721552 date=1239591595]see this one. . . . B,T,W, I like your name. Dnt ask me how I know  

Whatever, continue the kisses and subscript  

But Mooney, kare o. s'ogbo.[/quote]You like my name?   you must tell me how you know ooh jeez why are you girlies so secretive? always concealing info  

Moonstone:
LOL! I know you do,  . . Miami Heat sucks except for D. wade. Better run to Orlando Magic I know that slogan was really the best description now.

We don't beat you all the time. Chei! You're so pessimistic.
[size=3pt]I agree. Let's keep this very PG ooo! I'm not that kind of girl [/size]

@ Toyin. Oh I know how you know his name. I've always known you know that. 
Ese ma! it's a tough job.

You do!! it doesn't get any worse than 7-2

[size=3pt]Lol just when i was thinking we could do stuff thats rated R its all good sha i'm patient anyway   [/size]

Moonstone:
I was shocked about the whole thing.

Yeah - well, they should not beef us. It was not our fault. We shook your hands on Friday.  

[size=3pt]There's a lot more where that came from but let's not make Toyin more jealous . . . we'll continue in private [/size]
We all know you're getting your fix of kisses off NL. . . 'nuff said.

Its the NBA Where Amazing Happens

How won't you shake our hands when you beat us all the time your feeling of resentment to us tends to fade away

[size=3pt]Nahh lets not do that i don't want her green like a Celtic lol.I can't wait to continue what we started who knows how far these consolatory kisses would go?   [/size]

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=148652.msg3721493#msg3721493 date=1239588569]Nawa for una o. . . .all this kissing up and down.
Kilo de?
Stip making the rest of us jealous   [/quote]Ma binu ma no one is trying to make anybody jealous.Or are you the one getting jealous?

Moonstone:
i know what you mean. I was shocked by today.

Whatever! They should have game spirit jare. Shake hands. We probably won't meet y'all in the playoffs if we keep up with our rubbish playing
[size=3pt]As for the consolatory kisses, I'll give them to you in private but here's a few for now. [/size]

Chiogo, i'm coming back to reply you now. I'm so sorry about the loss. It was not fair for James and his boys to do y'all like that

What are you shocked for? you guys are better now but if you mean the Boston/Cavs game then you have every right to be shocked

I have seen countless games where the players after a loss just walk straight to the dressing room remember this is not soccer where opposing teams exchange jerseys

[size=3pt]Wow thanks! Suddenly losing to the Hornets isn't feeling so bad [/size]