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oduz: [size=18pt]WHY I Will Score U 40%[/size]

DRY-ACTION, I am proud of you, u are now an NL HERO, I am one of your respondents from your first thread where you sought advice on this issue. & this was what I said .......


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Report to your Bank Manager, accompanied by Journalists & become a Hero

[size=18pt]Touch it & u may END UP IN JAIL[/size]

IF u Finally get there, u will notice a lot of writings on the wall

Be Gracious enough to quote this WARNING on the wall, to warn others

If in doubt seek Legal Advice

Or go to First Bank HQ, ask of what happened to a customer who mistakenly saw the balance of another customer of same name on ATM & spent it, they may be kind enough to give u his cell address

Those who are now 'Approving' that u should do the 'needful' will not be there when your picture appear in the newspapers for the Wrong things & some innocent members of your family are holding Tearful get-togethers, God Forbid

Best Wishes
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......... U missed 'accompanied by Journalists' However, there is always space in the Biggest Room in the World, the room for IMPROVEMENT. & this is how you can leverage on it ....

Go to the corporate headquarters of the Bank & drop a letter to the MD, through the corporate affairs Head, comending the Bank & their Branch Manager for helping you earn N20,000

Appeal that your mentor has suggested that you tell the story to the Press as a way to help improve morals in the nation at large

Add that it was also suggested that the Bank will need to varify the anthenticity of the story at some stage, so the need to alert them in advance

But it is also considered that using the Banks publicity apparatus may give it a better professional packaging as well as ensure some image control/monitoring/benefit to the Bank in some way ...............

Whatever process is used in getting a media support for this story will convert it from being a Nollywood Tale by the Moonlihgt, to an ESSENTIAL part of your CV which can fetch a better job/Award/appointment now or in the Future

40% is a pass mark in some schools, its just that NL mentors (TEAM INTEGRITY) think a distinguished member like you deserve something better, for being positive in the midst of High intensity negativism pervading our Forum & nation at large.

We need good role models & u have been identified as a good Prospect, I pray u do not disappoint ........

IF u take any of these steps, the value of this incidence will increase by some high percentage, & those laughing at you will frown at their own folly ........ & DRY-ACTION would be converted to Super-Action or 'Super-Dryakson', as you may desire ........

The Land is Green

guy abt takin a jornalist to d bank n be a HERO dat means no reward frm GOd i guess... Cus it wld sound as if u do am jst mk pple HAIL U

abi she ABORT the bAZterd

christianity it self is FAKE!!! DaZ Why

lwkm i end up speechless walahi

no nid to lie 4 ur age abg this nob 9ja under 17 squad selection jo

emilyone: maybe the husband is not satisfying her in bed, maybe the hubby is not taking care of her well enough , maybe shes tired of her marriage maybe .... maybe..
only God knows, but in all its not enough reason for her to commit adultery.

the boyfriend is foolish for hibernating on another man's egg

mtchwwww see ur lyf Na useless tinkin u get na una typ brain de KIDNEY### foolish women withowt proper BRAIN

mhn i nw BLIv NAIRALAND is our 9ja GooGLe!!!.......@op i HaiL thee!!! N TUMBz up to seaun

mhn 250BN N leta de no fit pay ASUU ? Well i nw bliv only OBJ bank account d figures there worth more than 100BN..... to those that passed this yeAr JAMB sorry o mk una strt de read JAMB SYLLabll CUS october 31ST IS fast apProching##### I SUPPORT ASUU!!! frm now till nxt yr.....

may ALLAH rewrd u AbundantLy #aMeeN#

pls o i keep havin sore throat... Wt is d cause

my aNUS

mtchwwww GEJ tink sAy if em witdraw dem ASUU GO CAll off He msT b owt of em senses i guess

اِ نْ شَآ ءَ اللّهُ
the Islamic Month of Dhul Hijjah starts either on 6th or 7thOct, Arafaat Day on  14th or 15 & Eid on 15th or 16th (subject to moonsighting).

"There are No days in which righteous deeds are more beloved to Allaah than these 10 days." [Bukhaari]

"There are No days greater in the sight of Allaah (including Ramadhaan) & in which righteous deeds are more beloved to Him than these 10 days, so during this time recite a great deal of Tahleel ("La ilaaha ill-Allaah", Takbeer (Allaahu Akbar) and Tahmeed (Al Hamdu Lil-laah)." [Ahmad]

A Sunnah of the Prophet s.a.w: "When you see the new moon of Dhul-Hijjah, if any one of you wants to offer a sacrifice, then he should stop cutting his hair and nails until he has offered his sacrifice." [Muslim]

A Sunnah: "The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) used to fast on the first 9 days of Dhul-Hijjah and the day of ‘Ashoora’, and 3 days each month - the first Monday and 2 Thursdays of the month". [Nasaa’i, Abu Dawood]

Fasting on the Day of ‘Arafaah. He s.a.w said, "It expiates for the sins of the previous year and of the coming year." [Muslim]

"There is no day on which Allaah frees more people from the Fire than the Day of ‘Arafaah. He comes close and expresses His pride to the angels, saying, ‘What do these people want?’" [Muslim]

Takbeer of Tashreeq:
After each Fardh Salaah Recite from Fajr of 9th Dhul Hijjah  14 or 15Oct) until Asr of 13th (18  or 19Oct) "Allaahu Akbar,
Allaahu Akbar,
Laa ilaaha il-lAllaahu,
WAllaahu Akbar
Allaahu Akbar,
Wa Lil-laahil-hamd
(Allaah is the Greatest,
Allaah is the Greatest,
there is no god but Allaah; Allaah is the Greatest
and to Allaah be all praise),"

Adjust your daily routines  print off and put us as reminder to all.place into your mussulas. Make the most of these precious days.

Inform others & please keep all ummah in duaas May Allah accept all our sacrifices and make easy and accept from all hujaj ameen.

PLS SHARE WITH YOUR BELOVED ONES.... May ALLAH (S.W) protect us from JAHANNAMA..... Ameen

wasted Nation

GOD 4bid I cnt do dat cus the NATION NIGErIa is alrdy CUrsed!!!.... Cnt bliv since the day ma mama born me 9ja neva IMPrOVe in any way aprt from introduction of GSM!!! 9ja i HAIL THee

nijanigga: This guy has polluted English, stinking badly.

i hear u .... This nob job interview so jst Park weLL

lucky Don: I agree with u that Iran has been able to manage their internal conflict but please tell us why Iraq witnesses daily bombings between sunnis and shites?Or are the Americans(infidel) still in Iraq?Please tell us why right thinking individuals will spend all their productive years on how to kill people in large numbers?
I believe that they should be able to manage their problem without sheding blood.The systematic targetting of shite muslims also goes un abetted in Pakistan.They even killed christians yesterday in Pakistan.I believe the violence knows no bounds and is like when u guys don't see any christians to kill,u resort to killing yourselves.Pls stop the unnecessary blood shed.

den who ar to b blamed If nt d INFIDELS=americans Or b4 george bush intervention in iRaQ n afganistan waz der anytn BoMBINg ?

lucky Don: May I remind u that that Adolf Hitler though born a catholic stopped attending church right from Vienna,Austria when he lost his parents.And he NEVER killied in Jesus name.Google his famous quotes and u will see that he was an atheist,a beast possesed by the devil.

I quite understand that u are a moderate muslim and condemn violence but what I have failed to understand about Islam is why they like violence.Take for example Pakistan and Iraq were we see bombing in daily basis between the shites and sunnis?
The same goes to Somali's alshabab?
Afghanistan's taliban?alqeuda in Yemen?Also Egypt is in turmoil and sectarian violence in Lebanon.When I watch this things,I come to the conclusion that Iraq's everyday blood letting is a deliberate effort to murder people in funerals,market places and roadside.

I am aware that we have like five major religions in the world and they are Christianity,Islam,Hindu,Buhdaism and Skihs but I have not seen any of them except Islam fighting the other.
I am not condemning Islam but why has it always been on the news ?

MR MaN SHut up!!! If nt for d americans would anytn lyk Bombing occur in IRAQ or AFGHANISTAN Tk example IRAN despite the shi'a n sunnis rivarly ova 10yrZ they hav neva been anytn lyk killing there! Beta reason b4 u open daht ur mouth... Mtchwww una no go eva undastnd smtn una go jst open mouth de shout MUSLIMS LIke vIOLENCE ##IDIOTz##

if de do claim abt that ISLAM forbids Western education then this is out of ISLAM.... 100% SHIRK! ##### MaY ALLAH see us TRu this useless pPLe spoiling ISLAM ### Amin#

hw e tk concern me

truly END TIME THINGS

u should hav strtd with d option of put GOD 1st

dat waz b4 o... As of nw girls de fear to tell anoda gIrL i LOve u na

guy u DaFt! ? U see egyPT 7 n u still de ask wch nation de successful Ok d ansa na NiGEr-REPUbLiQ Mtchwww paRk weLL abg

i now beliv ASUU strike would last till 2014..... GEJ i hail Ooo

GOD pls let dem handover quick, cus we here in KUbwa we ar tired wit der useless TARIFf taX of payin 750 naira evry MoNtH....... PHCN ARe CRIMINALS!!!!! Cheating d LeSs privLaged here n Der.... Mtchwwww #EnDTIme-TINS#

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homesteady: LMAO at bolded!!
Which type of bulala??

cane i GUESS hahahahaha LWKM!!!

mhn So this kind stuff de na em una allw pple de waste am tru masTEr-bation

wen 9ja Go strt this kind LAW ? Cus i gt giRLs 2 slaughtR for --- L E Z B I A N I Z I M