₦airaland Forum

Toaskarity: It's one big ugly pill most of us don't want to swallow ..
That's why others moving forward while naija still believe in their 80s oil boom with few population then..

omenka: If Fayose burns down and destroys the state before assuming the office of the governor, over what is he gonna rule; ashes

adeokunade: If you are to come to this life again, will you choose to be a black man?

wincyhov: baba abeg thank you for this.which drink u dy booze make i order am.

i have this friend who is average at best but na him dey use I BE FINE BOY sing pass.while boys when handsome go just quiet.but na dem receive complement pass.

OXYGEN011: Your ignorant is making u a fool.Don't ever try to compare the cedi to that toilet paper called naira.Check the exchange rate because u sound stu.pod.

deeobserver209: Good development. This shows that only Africans can develop Africa. It's good to know that Ghana has a thriving real estate market.

krall: why are you being racist?

krall: why are you being racist?

miqos02: the guy cook the story, but it will sell more as nollywood film

krall: what do you suggest I do to get rid of her? Without hurting her of course.

Xcapist: An aboriginal Australian Warrior.

sokarsenal: . I'm guessing your PPA is at Federal Secretariat?

talktimi: so a wasted cow is trying to speak English ? Good for you but next time, try making sense. Sho gbo ?

talktimi: na their trademark, next they will say invisible ink was used to conduct the voice vote and that's why they lost. Mumu people

PhockPhockMan: It is situated at the front of NDDC headquarter near GRA junction Aba road, PortHarcourt. It constructed by NDDC for easy movement of their visitors and clients to their office from the other side of the road. It's fully air conditioned and secured.

BossTtdiamonds: A Test of faith...

Why will your mum put meat in the pot and would expect you not to go behind her back to eat it.. She trust you innit...

BossTtdiamonds: God punished them for their sins.. He didn't cast them into the lake of fire...



@ the bolded.. Do I look like an Hero to you

Sorry but I can't spoon feed you.. You want Evidence, you'd have to go get it yourself.. Mine was merely a guide..

Talk 'bout "Eating your cake and having it"

ISpiksDaTroof: And you think you thought up this "genius" idea yourself or that the Govt doesn't know this is what it needs to do?

Fact remains if corruption is not killed nothing improves... just like the shitty telecommunications industry in Nigeria.

egift: Nigeria's problem remain corruption - that's all. All the do here is collect Monthly Charges, send estimates to those that do not have pre-paid and then serve us darkness.

toluleke: but richer than you

babyosisi: I was thinking pasuma was a woman and Ayo adesanya was some man
Then when I saw that the pasuma was a man ,I said OMG he is a homosexual :only to be relieved that Ayo was a female
Then I read the thread and said,who are these people and what are they known for?
How can they carry local village dudes and dudettes to grace NL frontpage
Tomorrow it will be Effiong the royal palm wine tapper is in love with ifeoma

2prexios: kukute o mira,
eni mi kukute,
Ara e lo mi.

www.nigeria-wealth..com

You cannot deceive the Yoruba,
But you can only deceive yourself.

Rawani: Why is Jonathan looking like a palace boy in that pic? Even Sambo looks more regal. Their royal highness's look absolutely fabulous. This is a continuation of an enduring friendship and alliance.

Long live the Kano Emirate.
Long live the Lagos Empire.
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

kudoxs: Na 2day?! We take note of all the above mentioned errors yet we are still jobless. Abeg all it takes is the grace of God!

Tallesty1: Some of the Reasons Why Religion Is Better than Beer:

1.Too much religion does not induce vomiting.

2.There's no chance of waking up in bed naked with an unattractive stranger after too much religion.

3.Jesus is free; beer is not

4.Religion has alot fewer calories.

5.Holy water doesn't affect your sense of balance.

6.Religion won't give you a hangover.

7.Your spouse won't complain that your breath stinks of religion.

8.You can have as much religion as you like, and still drive home later.

9.Your religion won't shatter if you drop it on the ground.

10.You can shake up your religion, and it won't explode.

11.You don't have to get your stomach pumped for overdosing on religion.

12.The day after going to church, you can remember everything that happened.

13.You don't have to worry about getting religion stains on your clothes.

14.Saying "Oh, God!" is much more fun in church than kneeling over the toilet.

15.The police won't arrest you for accepting Jesus under age.

17.It's okay to drive and be open to Jesus.

18.Jesus was crucified for our sins beer is just pasteurized.

19.Try driving a nail through a can of beer and see what happens.

20.Too much religion won't kill you. (Perhaps just the opposite!)

Xcapist: Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.