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Romance › Re: I Need It Urgently, I Am Dying. by abimic(m): 6:30am On Aug 09, 2019

Jgoldie:
Op pls pls n pls dont look for cheap sex...your future wife needs to meet you in perfect condition....what's the pride of a man if his wife wont meet as a virgin on his wedding night...God knows i will never marry a man who isn't a virgin to avoid stories that touches in the nearest future....

Just passing ��

Phones › Re: My Phone Has Been Stolen Picked By Someone Relunctant To Return It by abimic(m): 5:41am On Aug 07, 2019

Lucasinho:
Please assist me...my girlfriend's phone was snatched from her yesterday...

Is the phone on, do u have the imei?

Phones › Re: My Phone Has Been Stolen Picked By Someone Relunctant To Return It by abimic(m): 7:26pm On Aug 06, 2019

funmijoyb:
Wow you're a genius have bn remotely exploring my device an hour ago. Thanks you comment was insightful

You're welcome, but is it that you already purchased a new phone, someone helped you with another or recovered the lost one?

Phones › Re: My Phone Has Been Stolen Picked By Someone Relunctant To Return It by abimic(m): 6:41pm On Aug 06, 2019

funmijoyb:
How can i do that?

Tracking a phone is easy these days, but next time, be security conscious like me, that i even use a spy watch. Always ensure you have your IMEI handy as it helps alot too in tracking and rendering the phone useless to its new user. If you had your GPS on, and find my phone on from settings, google,security, then tracking should b easy. You could have borrowed a phone to track it down by logging on to chrome and visit myaccount.google.com, log on to your account to change your password first, then go to security, to track the phone, in five mins, you should know the location to begin a massive crackdown, U can remotely control actions on the device too.U should also have alert that notifies you when your phone is left out somewhere or falls off too.

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Phones › Re: How I Lost My Phone To One Chance Bus In Enugu. by abimic(m): 6:19pm On Aug 06, 2019

yorke1:
They have tried this same trick with me in Lagos but in my case, it wasn't a one chance action.
I boarded a bus from Ikeja along to Oshodi on my way back from church one sunny Sunday Morning.
There were passengers inside the Danfo bus....these were normal passengers but the conductor, driver and one guy sitting in the front were the actors.

Oshodi! Oshodi!! Oshodi!!! yelled Owa oo!!! The conductor quickly opened the front door for me to come in meanwhile there were seat i could have sat apart from the front seat. Oya for the door to lock na problem. i did not know how they did it. the driver was yelling "lock it push it, jam it"" while the bastard in the front seat with the driver was busy trying to remove my phone in my pocket. i was alert and told the driver to come down and lock it. I gave the guy trying to remove my phone a very hot slap and i told the driver to stop the bus. He stopped and i alighted.

All these pick-pockets devise different means to achieve their goals, one just need be vigilant. Even while walking, they scheme different acts to distract their prey, in all, one should be vigilant and avoid friendly look.

Crime › Re: Stolen Phone Buyer At Computer Village Nabbed (photo) by abimic(m): 1:20pm On Aug 05, 2019

The computer village people are damn tricky, and they have ways to steal phones from people, good they're caught, many of them still flourish in this deceitful ploy, police should crack down on them all. No one dares talk to me in computer village and i respond, they would intentionally hit you with their shoulder to claim familiarity in a bid to steal from you, some even stretch their arms seeing you're coming,so you hit their hands and say sorry, then familiarity starts, all in a bid to see how to remove things from one's pockets. In Computer village,idumota,oshodi,fagba, just go your way and answer no one.

Crime › Re: Prostitute Fights Mopol Officer Who Refused To Pay Her In Lekki (Photos) by abimic(m): 8:32pm On Aug 04, 2019

How people enjoy companies with prostitutes baffle me, knowing fully well they kissed different people with all sort of repugnant odors, chai, some men handle their health like it is a child's play. The bar can never be lowered because of an immediate feeling or urge. No way, class is everything!

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Celebrities › Re: Singer, Tekno Reacts To Video Of Publicly Dancing With Strippers In A Van by abimic(m): 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2019

tekno even has time to reply, they should call bb porn naija to order first before trying to cry foul over irrelevancies. Hypocrisy is when you watch porn bbn and crying like fowl claiming holiness when you see it live! Hypocrites!

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Family › Re: Explanation On Sharing Marital Responsibility by abimic(m): 3:14pm On Apr 22, 2019

gloria34:
Thank you for this. If we split bills, we'll split chores.

Pre determining to split bills doesn't build a good home, knowing when to help the other is the key to a Happy home. Some women are so hell bent on allowing the man foot all her bills no financial assistance whatsoever to assist the man, claiming he's the husband forgetting you can't reap where you didn't sow. Knowing when to help your partner without been told can only bring about partners proud of each other anyday anytime. That the man foots all bills doesn't mean he's otedola but he loves his family and can't watch anything go wrong, so it's incumbent on a sensible woman to know when to draw a thick line between wickedness and been told. All hands must be on deck to help the other, that way the home grows exponentially in love, wealth and Grace. Remember some men don't like telling their wives help me financially with something, so a sensible wife should know when to foot some bills even without drawing her husband attention to it. House chores are sweet when you marry a loving partner.

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Romance › Re: Between Mouth Odour And Body Odour Which One Can You Manage In A Relationship? by abimic(m): 10:27pm On Mar 03, 2019

I detest the two, especially if harsh, making it easily noticeable, but mouth odor is still manageable than body odor. Body odor draws more attention than mouth odor. Generally as adults, we should control everything that we smell like and we should not smell repugnant, pay attention to your look and smell. I was in a place a lady didn't like the cool sharp smell of where she was, she had to resort to breathing in my top's scent, some ladies like paparazzi, and they're bad mouthed, you won't know where you could find yourself.

Politics › Re: Sowore's Supporters Stage Protest Outside Venue Of Presidential Debate by abimic(m): 12:18pm On Jan 20, 2019

obembet:
Even though u are not going to win, u still.have my vote. I can't consider a candidate that doesn't honour his citizens

you that you're a Togolese who doesn't have a PVC won't let Nigeria and her affairs be ran in peace. Buhari enjoys natural love From his supporters and aren't swayed by his performances, they're made to love him more like a cult group. Nigeria was never working pre buhari era, there was no systemic process put in place, even a well connected olodo with Good economic team and good advisers can set us right, what does supreme leader of NK knows that they rate him higher than us,but they have a working system from the beginning. There would always be a fifth columnist in our working system because Nigerians when they get to power are more surrounded by fake people who really care about chopping d money and only 10% in the system are for the masses.

Politics › Re: Impeachment: Ambode, Lagos Lawmakers Disagree On 2019 Budget by abimic(m): 8:08pm On Jan 11, 2019

AryEmber:
And the others are better abi? How?

U know every nah

Politics › Re: NIMC Charging 15,000 Naira For Modification Of Date Of Birth? by abimic(m): 8:03pm On Jan 11, 2019

Yes, it's #15000 for modification.

Politics › Re: Impeachment: Ambode, Lagos Lawmakers Disagree On 2019 Budget by abimic(m): 12:29pm On Jan 11, 2019

Born2Breed:

Talk true...Bendel nko?

Are u delta or Edo? so that I would know which side of the pushover u would be

Politics › Re: Impeachment: Ambode, Lagos Lawmakers Disagree On 2019 Budget by abimic(m): 12:25pm On Jan 11, 2019

AryEmber:
Enh ehn?! Naturally pushovers?

Ehn!!
Why acting like u didn't know and seeing that for the first time huh

....yes, they're motor mouthed and easy to buy over even with lollipop....but let me see, you, are u a pushover too? undecided

....maybe I would answer that another time. grin

Politics › Re: Impeachment: Ambode, Lagos Lawmakers Disagree On 2019 Budget by abimic(m): 10:41am On Jan 11, 2019

Born2Breed:
Ambode is not truly from Ekiti or is Ondo. Men from there are not pushovers.

Not true, yorubas are naturally pushovers, they only can make mouth, it's only the hausas and igbos you should classify as stubborn, never giving up and never a pushover, even you, your pushover would be First Class but quick to make mouth.

Politics › Re: FG To Borrow N823b Through Treasury Bills In First Quarter 2019 by abimic(m): 9:32am On Jan 11, 2019

When my friends with first bank told me the ROR, it's good to do Tbills with good millions....

Politics › Re: Tinubu Is Fully-in-charge Of my Presidential Campaign - Buhari (FULL SPEECH) by abimic(m): 6:04pm On Jan 07, 2019

dockokwus:
Using your template,In a bank,the day to day running and decision making stops at the bulk of the MD.
Have u ever heard that the bulk of the decision making of a bank stops at the chairman's table or that the MD has to seek approval from the chairman before taking critical decisions on policy and staff?
Many people have said u are dull.
I didn't know the level of your denseness till now.

Dodo.. U mean like diamond bank?

Celebrities › Re: I Am Sick Of Deadbeat Fathers - Toke Makinwa by abimic(m): 8:05pm On Jan 05, 2019

I thought kayefi said taani certification ofo, toke makinwa jaaye nigboro... shocked

Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Get Married In A Self Contain? by abimic(m): 7:45pm On Jan 05, 2019

oluwamae:

Which one is born like fish??
Bia is it ur born?

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Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Get Married In A Self Contain? by abimic(m): 1:48pm On Jan 05, 2019

Considering age and look, u can set off with that, but if age is still on your side and your partner, have a time defined goal, hold on a little, diversify, have little business and two streams of income inclusive of salary while your salary comes in constant. When u enter the self contain, depending on your status, no go dey born like fishes o.....oluwamae.. Muah

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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Buhari Waves APC Flag At Scanty Presidential Rally In Uyo by abimic(m): 6:48pm On Dec 28, 2018

I well followed it on AIT and turn out was highly impressive especially in a PDP controlled state. You took a side picture and you're sounding like ten days old baby given breastmilk, you're definitely poor in the reportage, why not capture all sides to nail yourself...The turnout was highly impressive and very good, turn out sometimes doesn't equate electoral votes. My only point was oshiomole not shaking hands with amosun when he shook all governors, that was immature. Buhari would always win, he's not like Jonathan, I can't remember APC losing any major election ever since, PDP would surely be paid back in its coin, pre GEJ era.

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Romance › Re: Real Men Prefer Breast To Ass - Nigerian Slay Queen Says (Photos) by abimic(m): 11:22am On Dec 26, 2018

No way, I prefer ass to breast... When big breast Falls, it ain't gonna be sexy but when ass Falls, it would always match the tune played...

Romance › Re: I Think It Is Wrong For Guys To Marry Older Ladies by abimic(m): 11:17am On Dec 26, 2018

OkaNaUbe:
My neighbour married an older lady but you won't know. Well the age difference is less than 4yrs.
Mind you, the guy isnt rich.
If you know how to handle her, you would love them more than more troublesome "small girls".

A lady who suffered to get a husband would value it - if she is a good woman.

If the woman is bad, she can make your life a living hell. She would disrespect you, be authoritative, not submissive, flirts etc.

A mature lady can behave like a child, while a younger girl will be wiser and act responsibly.

You've said the obvious, some mature ladies behave childish while some younger girls are so mature in their handlings...A woman with a bad domineering character is even a no no for the devil talk more of good people....

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NYSC › Re: Corper Abu Bakr Bilyamin Receives N198,000 Instead Of N19,800 Monthly Allawee by abimic(m): 12:27pm On Dec 24, 2018

Makz:
Maybe the bye election was handled by the State Electoral Commission as you pointed out. Concerning the amount you mentioned, I hope it comes around that figure this time around. I need to hammer before I POP (March 2019) ....lol. Its a 2 day election
Day 1: Presidential and Senate
Day 2: Governorship and House of Reps

... will they consider pay as one or two? Any idea

I think they paid it once as election generally not based on day not really too sure anyway as this was in 2015 but anyway it's, If in the end, I collected nothing less than 60k, then you can't get lower than that this current time...

NYSC › Re: Corper Abu Bakr Bilyamin Receives N198,000 Instead Of N19,800 Monthly Allawee by abimic(m): 6:42am On Dec 24, 2018

Makz:
Participated in a bye-election sometme in August and the pay they wired into our accounts here at Kogi amounted to 13,400 Naira. I couldn't be less surprised.

Now general elections are around the corner and they are pleading with us to turn out en masse again. Kinda felt very disappointed with the first experience but they are saying pay is gonna be different now though they are not talking numbers. I wonder

#13400..no way...i for just dey sleep my house nah!!... maybe one handled by the state electoral commission...., INEC has standard pay for corps members during election wired directly into their submitted account numbers and INEC can't pay less than 40k this time around considering the huge allocation received for the election. ...General Election is way different from bye election because more money, more human resources and logistics are considered. Politicians are ready to do anything for election even to kill, I remember Been induced with dollars, pounds and what have you... Election money Sweet wella, that's the only time to get back from politicians.....

NYSC › Re: Corper Abu Bakr Bilyamin Receives N198,000 Instead Of N19,800 Monthly Allawee by abimic(m): 11:45pm On Dec 23, 2018

Makz:
Please ehn, how much was ur pay then?

Well if u serve in a peaceful region like SE where I did mine, participate and shine your eyes as regards security, but the pay mehn.... election!! pay wasn't less than 30k From INEC aside logistics money and some parties' thank you money to corps members for participating in the election even directly From NYSC and the party ....there's money In election biko... Our politicians are scam... U would make so much legitimately ...i made money then mehn.... I was an ATM then as money was flying everywhere.... imagine what it would be like Now.......!!!

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NYSC › Re: Corper Abu Bakr Bilyamin Receives N198,000 Instead Of N19,800 Monthly Allawee by abimic(m): 9:20pm On Dec 23, 2018

9japrof:
No just chop am, you would definitely pay, there is no free money anywhere even in freetown. This is clearly a mistake from the data officer that imputed the figures.

This reminded me an experience I had while serving in 2013/2014 in Niger state, some corpers were receiving extra money whenever allowee is paid and they were swallowing the thing quietly, some were even receiving state allowances even though they worked in state parastatals.

They smiled for months until P.O.P when they found out that their names was published in a list to make refund for the extra funds they collected before they could receive the NYSC certificate, imagine vomiting money you've swallowed, the pain no be here more especially when you didn't invest wisely.

Make the nigga press for refund of the funds or just jejely forfeit the remainder of his allowee which can span for ten months

You're very correct, I did election, I was told I didn't participate in the election, my certificate wasn't given to me while others collected until I appeared in the state capital to clear the air, they saw it was a mix up And I presented necessary documents before I could collect my certificate while those that collected INEC money and didn't do the election paid all back to NYSC but still there are lapses though as one girl escaped it all. Nothing in NYSC is really forgotten, all salaries, engagements, reports would be considered before NYSC is issued to the candidate. Nothing is free in Freetown.

Romance › Re: I Want To Date My Best Friend's Ex Girlfriend. Is It Proper? by abimic(m): 9:07pm On Dec 23, 2018

How can I date my friend's ex when there are many girls in world that would use love amaze you.... Bros jappa.... The girl would even respect you more if you don't undervalue your worth by asking her out.....

Romance › Re: "Men Only Cheat When Their Woman Is Lacking In The Bedroom" - Twitter User Blame by abimic(m): 3:42pm On Dec 12, 2018

I would always remain loyal and faithful........... Oluwamae

Agriculture › Re: 22 Weeks Old Layers Not Laying Yet by abimic(m): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2018

jomoh:
I don’t think going back to growers mash was the best advice. Growers mash was supposed to give them the hieght and weight they need to start laying eggs and once they’ve attained that height then theirs no need for growers again.

No need for grower when they start laying eggs

Agriculture › Re: 22 Weeks Old Layers Not Laying Yet by abimic(m): 2:59pm On Dec 12, 2018

My own birds are doing fine and cool, and I'm expanding sef... From when they were Little, do you administer the right dosage of drugs? There's a particular drug Mine take monthly with dano milk with very cold water, are u sure they are not males? Did you feed them rightly with the starter food for Good eight weeks? As all these affect the size of the eggs, and when they lag eggs... Have u taken time to check the birds and see if there's anything wrong physically like something strange, anything!

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