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YOUR POST IS VERY VAGUE AND USELESS, WHERE ARE THE PICS AND VIDEOS?

NgeneUkwenu:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/sit-at-home-order-enugu-residents-ignore-ipob/amp/

IS THAT HOW YOUR WOODEN AND PLASTIC BRAIN WORKS? NO WONDER.................

KristaPretty:
Abeg gerrout! Where were you when she was growing up
Did you play any activeness in her life??

Useless papa

Meanwhile I am on the first page , I have made it in life.

why is everything north full of confusion?

IT'S ALL ABOUT GAME OF THRONES!

minasota:
What's this game throne all about? ?

JUST SHUT UP YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING MEANINGFUL TO SAY , THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION TO METE OUT SUCH GRAPHIC ACT ON HER , YOU MUST BE A MAN HIDING UNDER A FEMALE MONIKA.

StarUp:
First and foremost, what did she do? Most times people don't ask that question, they will instead start bashing the guy with words... Even a mad man won't assault you just like that... It's possible what she has been doing to him is worse than this(maybe it was compound-payback)...#justsaying

BUT YOU KISSED A MARRIED LADY,KNOWING THAT SHE IS MARRIED EH ?

JejeNaija:
I want to share this story so that we guys should know that we can always resist temptation if we decide to because just few minutes or hours of fun can change your life and your home for good.

I took a bus from Lagos going to Asaba for a business and the bus with filled with really matured guys and ladies. As we proceeded in the smooth journey there was a beautiful and very good looking lady who sat beside me. There were two guys who were just gisting anyhow and showing themselves so everyone already knew they were car dealers. If they see some certain cars zoom pass they started talking of the time they went to deliver such car to heaven and earth (you know how Igbo guys boast sha lol).
Well at a point I think a lady called one of them on phone and that's how gist changed to sex and stuffs like that, before you know everybody inside the bus joined the gist both guys and ladies. I didn't say anything at first so I was just laughing at some things they said and I observed the Lady beside me would always laugh and either hit me or fall on my body somehow but I just overlooked it all and tried to enjoy the gist and the trip. At a point she started asking why am not saying anything or if I don't have a girlfriend or wife and then I told her I was married and she also told me she was married and it didn't mean I can't join the gist. I just told her I prefer to listen and laugh than talk so she kept smiling.
Getting to Ore we came down and because normally I don't like eating when travelling just to avoid stories of running stomach and begging driver to stop on the road, I decided to just buy a little suya and had a drink. At this point trust me I had no single thought of that lady in my head and from no where this lady just approached me and sat with me while we were waiting for the bus to load and move. We then started talking normally and got to properly introduce ourselves. Being that she stated she was married and I too had made it clear to her I felt a little comfortable that this won't go pass normal talk and as soon as we get to Asaba its all history. She was into wedding planning and wedding accessories so she said she was going to deliver a wedding gown to her client in Asaba. I also told her I was going to inspect a property for my client who wanted to buy and I will be staying for just two days. She said she will be leaving back to Lagos the next day. Then she asked where I will be staying and I told her I was given direction to a hotel I could lodge and she told me she was lodging in a better hotel which is also affordable and I can lodge there too being that she always lodge there when she goes to Asaba she knows the place is very safe and comfortable. Having the whole she is a married woman idea in my head, I accepted to lodge in the hotel since now she has made me understand that the place is okay compared to the one I was given which I didn't know what to expect when I get there.

Long story short, we took off from ore and almost through out the rest of the journey the lady and I never had any conversion again as she spent most part of the remaining journey sleeping. Arriving at Asaba we got a taxi that took us both to the hotel and I think her room had already been settled so it was just me. She then told them to show me the rooms first and she followed us to see the room and it was nice so I said I was taking it for two nights.
Now knowing she knows my room I became very uncomfortable but I just had to be a little smart and vigilant in case of anything. I later went out to inspect the property and being that am a very adventurous person I decided to go somewhere to chill out after I finished the inspection. I stayed there till a little late like 10pm and headed back to the hotel. Getting to the hotel I decided to relax somewhere at the pool bar till about 12am or so before heading to my room to sleep so all these while I had not seen this lady but my mind was telling me its possible she came to check on me but I was around. I slept very very well oooo until about 6am I heard a knock on my door ooo. Like if my mind just knew it must be this lady I quickly wore a short and singlet then opened the door and behold it was this lady. Thinking that she even just came to say goodbye because she was meant to leave that day according to her, I was shocked she wasn't dressed like who was ready to travel. So I asked her and she said she had to stay an extra day and in my mind I was like yawa don gas be this. I did all I could to be calm and mature about everything so she showed me pictures of her husband and two beautiful kids. No this is why I feel sorry for young ladies who go to marry old men just for money. This lady is so damn pretty and fresh it I had know doubt this lady is loaded so when I saw her pictures I already knew her husband being a very wealthy man would definitely be spoiling her with money. I then asked her why she didn't use a flight instead and she said she is not even sure if the Asaba airport is even functioning lol... That one really cracked me up and just like play she just said she felt like getting a little naughty and do something crazy. I was like how do you mean and the next thing this lady just grabbed me and started kissing me. At first I felt lost and was flowing with the kiss when the spirit of my wife came all the way from Lagos to give me one dirty slap. As in instantly my head reset and I came back to my senses that this is totally so so wrong. I had to stop her in a very cool manner and told her it's quite early and I have to go finish up my inspection then when I get back I think it will be so nice to go really naughty with her. I told her I guess that would be our own little secret and she was happy to hear that. So I took her number I told her I would call when I return.

My dear friends, immediately she left I jejely went to take a shower, packed my bag and baggages, deleted her number, checked out the hotel and off I went to another hotel. Stayed two extra days so that by mistake we will not meet in the park for any reason. Up till date we have never crossed path again and sometimes I the thought of it come to my head I would just laugh it off. But then I thought about it, what if I had fallen for the temptation, imagine she gave me a better sex than my wife, that would have affected me in some ways that sometimes I might be making love to my wife and seeing this woman's face and body.

My good friends, I can confidently tell you that resisting temptation is absolutely something you can control with your head and your heart. Do not destroy very good things ahead of you just for a short moment of pleasure.

Think Fast.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE? CORRECTIONAL CENTRE IS JUST EUPHEMISM PRISON .

Anambralstson:
WHEN ONE IS NOT INFORMED, THEN ONE IS DEFORMED.

When has a Government interest to build an Infant Correction Centre become a crime...?

I wonder which reporter in Daily Punch that tagged the event that took place at Umunze, an INFANT PRISONS...?


Kindly read the unadulterated report as provided by Vincent O Ezechukwu.

".....Anambra State Government Set To Commence Construction of Correctional Center at Umunze, Orumba South LGA.

The Anambra State Government, through the Ministry of Women and Children Affairs, in collaboration with JUNAPID and ROWNAC set to commence construction of correctional center in a parcel of land donated by Umunze community Orumba South LGA.

Inspecting the parcel of land donated by Umunze community through the President General, Mr Boniface Akanyeonu, The Anambra State Commissioner For Women and Children Affairs, Lady Ndidi Mezue assured of the ministry's readiness in ending the issue of lack of facility to assist children in conflict with the law, during rehabilitation period.

Honourable Mezue, spoke affectionately of Umunze people in their support to the government of the day in Anambra State, she further explained that, the center when completed will house international standard Hostel facilities, Skill acquisition center, Correctional facilities, Class room blocks, Administrative buildings among other facilities.

The center, according to the honorable commissioner, will serve as facility to provide shelter where children in conflict with the law will be rehabilitated, trained in various skills, and acquire basic education before being reunited with their families

STOP BREATHING AND REASONING THROUGH YOUR ANUS!

AkataYeriYeri:
Dude wants to christianize Tanzania .
You will be shamed

WHEN PIGS FLY!

OgbanjeProphet:
Since you have decided to play with thunder, may death and destruction visit you and your family before the end of this year. May tears of sorrow never depart from your life by the greatest name of God, who can destroy and kill. Amen.






If you try me again, I will make sure it happens this month.

MAY IT HAPPEN TO YOU AND ALL YOURS, DUMB LOW LIFE!

OgbanjeProphet:
Op, keep that your sentimental lies to ya self.
He deserved to die. No apology.

After using a woman of the soil to get papers to esterblish a business, he started telling her how he shot at the baby bird while the mother bird took to flight. Our people should start being good ambassadors of our nation anywhere they are or keep getting killed like that fool.

Thunder fire any moniker that will mention me in support of that idiot.

what about him? gist me and put me through, only watched him briefly on youtube and on his church website.

obembet:
I respect this man than any other Nigeria pastors.

Congratulations sir

THIS IS NIGERIA AND NOT BRAZIL!

delugajackson:
We live in a country where killing of snakes is seen as a lifetime achievement. In Brazil, people had to stop their vehicles just for a snake to cross the road.

But over here in Nigeria, people will invade a snake territory all in the name of some stupid expedition, kill the poor animal, take pictures with it and show it off on social media like its some sort of trophy. Where is your humanity? Where is equity? Where is justice?

YOU ARE SO CONFUSED!

ThothHermes:
I keep asking, how can they possibly know that this exact spot was were Jesus was buried

It is likelier that some people just picked a strategic spot and began to call it the burial place of Jesus to enable tourism. Too much time has passed and many things have happened for anyone to believe this.

History tells us that Israelis became to give towns and cities Hebrew names after the creation of present day Israel so how could they have known the exact spot the famous Rabbi was buried?

I think it's a scam.

GOD DOES NOT FIND WIFE FOR ANYBODY, HE HAS GIVEN YOU THE FREEDOM TO DO SO , THAT IS YOUR DUTY AND THEN ASK GOD TO BLESS YOUR MARRIAGE.

Righteousness89:
Firstly, You Have to Be Sincere to GOD about your Request ... don't ask GOD for his Choice when you Already have your Choice...

Secondly, Depend on GOD fully.. let him understand that you cannot marry Except you hear from HIM..

Thirdly, Create an atmosphere to hear from GOD.. i.e
Live Right
Read your Bible
Communicate with GOD..

Lastly, Relax, Be paitent... don't be in a rush to hear .. if not you will hear different voices

I Assure you, Even if your GOD Ordained Partner is in Russia, GOD Would connect you both...

I say This From My Personal Experience

IF YOU NO SELL LANDS FOR THEM, HOW YOU AND YOUR GREAT GRAND FATHERS FOR SURVIVE UP TILL NOW?

Afonja007:
this thing pain you no be small isiaka no vex no mind that omo nna I no blame him na we afonjas dey sell our lands for Lagos to them

WILL YOU FORCE ME ?quote author=Denikayan post=77524794]You believe the stairs in Middle East but don't believe the Orunmila in your backyard.

The joke is on you.[/quote]

TO LEAVE ALL BEHIND AND FOLLOW CHRIST ALONE.

THE SAME GOES TO YOU FOR THE PEOPLE YOU'VE HURT!

lionness:
My enemies MUsT die!!!!!

DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD " DEAR"

morningstar55:
Y'all above can bash the woman all you want but i'll reiterate that in partnership,there's always jealousy...except there is no BOND

The lady should go and look for her own dear...

MAY IT HAPPEN TO YOU AND ALL YOURS!

donstan18:
Only a fool will pity that woman and believe that witchcraft is not real.

They should deal with her.

Rubbish!

Bintabisiriyu:
Stop posting false information, babanawa barracks Seme own is real and true. I bought brand new powerbike am driving from der, very cheap.
It is not scam.

ONE OF THE SCAMMERS SPOTTED!

MS PREACHER, DON'T FORGET THAT GOD SAID " YOU THAT SAY DON'T STEAL , DO YOU STEAL? NOT EVEN TO TALK OF A SPECK AND LOG OF WOOD IN THE EYES.

Ayoswit:
Let's leave God to be the judge. David sinned against God by committing adultery with bethsheda and even killed her husband but the Bible recorded that King David was a man after God's heart. God's way are different from man's way and he does whatsoever he pleases. I applaud him for been truthful and not hiding the truth from his church members.

TreasuredGlory:
Tell it not in Gath!!!!!

AND PUBLISH IT NOT IN THE STREETS OF ASHKELON !!!!!!

HOW OLD ARE YOU AND ON WHICH PLANET DO YOU LIVE?

Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.

AND SO WHAT? PLS STOP THIS ARRANT NONSENSE AND GET A LIFE !

autojosh:
Earlier today, at the General Aviation Terminal, Ikeja – more popular known as Murtala Mohammed Local Airport 1, some foreigners were seen siting on the floor while waiting to board their flights.

These individuals decided to assume that sitting position due to the insufficient seating arrangement for travelers at the departure hall of the airport.

Ordinarily, due to the limited amount of seats at the departure hall, more travelers are left to stand. However, these foreigners decide to defy the norm by finding seating position on the floor.

See photos below.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Foreigners-Sitting-On-Floor-Airport-1.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
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https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Foreigners-Sitting-On-Floor-Airport-9.jpg?w=600&ssl=1
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Source:

https://autojosh.com/see-how-foreigners-sit-on-the-floor-at-the-airport-in-lagos-due-to-lack-of-seats-photos/