₦airaland Forum

AutoChick4U:
Well, you meet someone and think thats UE bus top but ooops, doesn't work out that way. I've strongly dated 4 men and d best is even a nairalander. My next will b my last.


P.s, stop telling people about ur relationship until fruition o, too many bad belles everywhere.

Abeg, let me be the next na

[quote author=Lamanii22 post=102798870]Heeey guys! So how many persons have you dated or kissed in your entire life(s)...….


Me: thinking �.... Four I think.... I planned on just dating and getting married to one poo but life happened... I thank God I found the one though... Wished he was the one I met from the beginning sef....


Y'all be honest! [ /quote]

Wait, let me see if my wife dey around…

Only 15 and counting

AlexB300:
Haters of the north

We are not haters of the North. It’s just that we want the North to wake up and be like the rest of the country. This over pampering can only last for so long. Sooner or later you guys will have no choice than to face the real world. And with how you guys are getting away with lots of things and tolerating lots of illegalities, the future will not be too kind to y’all. I’m glad El-Rufai and Ganduje have seen the handwriting on the wall and are in agreement with this lately.

Not hating. Just being real.

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JayB11:
Honestly, a lot needs to be done in the North i must admit. News from our side is mostly negative.

So pitiful. Yet ya leaders don’t want to change things. Remember Ahmadu Bello and his positive contributions way back then. The ones of these days are just nothing but thieves and terrorists.

Adol84:
Please how do I share a story here to nairalanders for contributions?

Get the fck outta here m’fckr!

Yet the still score the lowest always.

manoflove22:
I'm down men

Brothel visiting implication or is it just a shaving bumps?

it been there since last 3 weeks so i just trimmed the area just now and see them numbering


I'm scared don't wanna live with genital warts, cos it a virus and it have no cure but u can apply medication on it, but it reports it can appears again, why na

Ask ya doctor

jesse8048:
Why is everything news in this forum?

Because someone like you will read and comment on it.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Nice

That your Edo weed no dey finish? What’s nice about these terrorists?

Ahmad62:
https://observerstimes.com/2021/09/05/breaking-security-forces-arrest-one-of-the-most-dangerous-bandits-leader-bello-turji-gudde-in-zamfara/

Great job capturing the modafker.
It probably would have been better for him and for the country to send him to his 72 virgins in hell.

fergie0o1:
Nigeria Atomic Energy Commission


BIOGRAPHY



https://www.nigatom.org.ng/about-the-chairman/#:~:text=He%20is%20Professor%20Yusuf%20Aminu,Adamawa%20State%20in%201970%2C%20Prof.&text=He%20rose%20through%20the%20ranks

As usual. Na only Fulani people waka come for this administration?

AGNESikpuNNU:

Where ya ikpu nnu? I wan see

Somebody should tell that confused hermaphrodite/male prostitute to shut the heck up please. Let Toto Dick rest from all the stress she is undergoing at this time.

11Anonymous:
Just got a job offer of about 80k per month and I planned on going for NYSC before the year ends.

Which should I go for, knowing that I may no longer be interested in serving after getting a job?

Go get visa to any country and leave. Nigeria is not worth staying in at this time.

kingzjay:
The tailor who made that trouser surely deserves a place in Guiness Book of Record....

It was the Aso Rock carpenter

Welcum:
What is Buhari planning in South-East

Planning to anoint Hope Ozodingba as his choice for APC presidential candidate. The Gov can’t do worse than this president.

kehinde1588:
IPOB be like: He can't even stand well, people by his side are supporting him to stand .

Ever since I was born, I have never seen daft people like this IPOB. Their mumu na strong one

Looking for trouble for person wey no find you. When dem sound you now, you go run screaming IPOB and Igbos are haters.
Just waka dey go.

Enormous81:
[s][/s]

Some people sabi vex oo

BafanaBafana:
Since ipob couldn't enforce sit at home, ESN couldn't attack him and nobody could stop him from coming to imo, at least they can console themselves by laughing at his trouser. Even if there is nothing to laugh about make dem just force the laughter.

Did you even see the BBC report below?

https://m.facebook.com/bbcnewspidgin/videos/nigeria-president-buhari-visit-imo-state/2583196311826435/

Emu4life:
Thought the Ibos dont want the `ZOO` presidency These people are confused

I thought SW and Igboho want Oduduwa Republic?

Kelvin30286063:
Op, don't say anything about what you know nothing about. I'm from Okitipupa. That's my home town. Our people caused what they are facing with electricity now. Back in the days, Okitipupa has the best electricity services in ondo state. They refused to pay for power. Then had a major issue with the then nepa which forced the federal government to disconnect the enter town.
Fast forward to 6 months later, the had a major riot about the issue and thugs burnt all the transformer in the town. After that, they were total ignored.

What type of people are these? No wan pay and instead burnt their own transformers? Sort of biting off your nose to spite your face. See as the people dey suffer now because of the foolishness of some people. Thanks for clearing things up.

compton11:
that place is green as Bleep just like US housing estate

US ke? Guy, no kill me with laugh ooo. You don go there before? If na like this US be, I no dey go again. Most places in SS and SE have similar vegetation if that is what you are referring to.

[quote author= post=105649101]I was on visit to Ondo state in Nigeria recently and i was shocked to hear from the indigenes and residents to hear about this.

Imagine asking for a cold bottle water or drink and they suddenly start laughing at you.

As a matter of fact, that’s the fastest way to identify a stranger in OKITIPUPA, ONDO STATE. just request for anything cold or iced.

To think that this people have a governor, senator, House of Rep Members is very shameful.

See below video evidence from a resident and pictures of the dilapidated electric poles that ought to be distributing light.

Shame on their leaders.

Please share or tag all the appropriate authorities until they fix it.

Modified: Another Nairalander replied to say it’s even about 16 years. Mehn! The government is wicked!

PS: I am having issues uploading the video[/quote]The only SW oil producing state ooo. Let this be somewhere in SE and all the creeps will be all over the thread and this topic for don reach page 10.

Cashsteady:
Bro let's be honest most Nigerian girls are ugly with bad shapes like disgusting Tommy,flat saggy tities and rotten pussy just few exposed ones got sexy bodies.. an average Nigerian woman are turn off we just dey manage them

That’s a horrible way to describe our women. The ones I know are different from what you said. May be you need to up your game. The oyinbo ones are even worse. Forget skin color. Ones they start getting old that same skin looks like they are rotting away. They also smell horrible.

isaacology3000:
I and my wife met through her senior sister who happens to be my friend and also my toaster.

I ended up falling in love with my wife through her sister who claims we can't date because we're of age bracket.

We courts for 6 years before getting married to her and blessed with a beautiful daughter.

Lately I don't find her attractive to me anymore. She's the one begging for sex before I consider her once or twice in a month.
Please nairalanders, I need advice what could cause it and what should I do because I don't want to loose my marriage.

I’m 100% sure you don dey chop ogbono and egusi soup together. That’s always the case.

Cashsteady:
Omo God when abeg.. there is nothing better than living in a saner society with good atmosphere ,peace of mind and having a beautiful white woman in you life... I must leave Nigeria oo. My desire for white women no be here..

Guy, all toto na the same ooo. As a matter of fact nothing better pass our women kpomo sef once you taste them all. Believe me.

myike2:
So my friends and I decided to utilize the nice weather (summer), before winter comes. We didn’t fail to put our Nigerian jollof on the map, and some white folks came over to our boat to have a taste. Nigerian jollof is second to none

So where is your jollof na? Abi you just wan show off say you dey obodo oyibo dey flex?

WriterNig:
[s][/s]@SaharaReporters

Even the few that showed up are from Camp Hope, the Governor’s political campaign and support group. They were brought in from all the local government areas with promise of 2K payment each.

[quote author= post=105665553]These are the Two TRUE Nigerians Mr Hashim is talking about.......

Our own @ be say : STARBOY & Zulum for 2023.


Our amiable Vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo.
Our next President come 2023 Insha Allah.
By God's Grace.
Nigeria will be great again.

Osinbajo, The great Man.

Our own @[/b] be say : [b]STARBOY and ZULUM all da Way.

Come 2023 BGG,
STARBOY and ZULUM we dey for una.
Whether the evil ones like it or not,
Nigeria will succeed.


Our Combo is actually a well selected great Combo to move our nation forward.
That being said,,
Chief Topmaike,
We no too know about this APC revalidation tin o.
We are not actually a card carrying member of any political party in Nigeria.
The only 2 guys we love in Naija politics are our darling Daddy and his amiable Vice.
Now, Zulum has joined the rank.
We only go to the polls on election day to cast our votes for good, honest men that meant well for the nation, no matter the party they are.
And you don't have to be a party member to do that.

But in the past one month, we have noticed how all the top big wigs and non-politicians alike are all joining APC in their various Constituencies, from Governors, to Businesses owners and Entrepreneurs.
We are looking and researching about the good ones among them already.


We sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians will do all in our power to make this Combo work.
That is why we all must come together.

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime


We Love him too.
Only fraudsters, criminals, thieves and losers in life don't like him obviously .
The same nuisances that do not like sane, good and honest members here.
Two time losers.

God bless our amiable Vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo.
God bless Nigeria.

Our own @[/b] be say : [b]STARBOY and ZULUM all da Way.

Come 2023 BGG,
STARBOY and ZULUM we dey for una.
Whether the evil ones like it or not,
Nigeria will succeed.


We sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians will do all in our power to make this Combo work.
That is why we all must come together.

Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime

PYO : Man of the people.... Sane people we mean.
Sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians.


Now, clap for yasef [/quote]This man, you no dey sleep at all?

I find it so strange that I am actually agreeing with you on VPYO. He is not Igbo but I like him so long as he does not choose a Fulani running mate and does not become another GEJ. Gotta have balls of steel in this business.

Pk01:
bro... May be saraki VS Wike.. 2023...we are ready..
Note :not all hausas are Fulani.

I agree that Hausas are not as bad as Fulanis. But dem too dey fear Fulani people. But if we must have a Northerner, Ortom will be a good pick. Make him come settle scores with Fulanis that have been killing Tiv people for a long time now. In addition he is loved by his people and Middle Belters. Wike may not win enough Southern states. Him blood too dey boil too.

ItsTutsi:
Chai!! They gave nyamuri flat.head Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuany chairman of zoning committee, tactically knocking out the potopoto/HIV ravaged region out of the race for presidency, since "no man should be a judge in his own case"

Kai! Walahi PDP shege ne!

So you don finally get data for ya IDP camp. At least they rescued you from the forest where you have lived all your life.

The North has had more opportunities of ruling Nigeria but see what they have done to the nation. Even worse is the fact that that una still remain the most diseased, poorest and most hungry.