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Wislet: heheheehheheeheh!! LMAO.
Na lie. U're the 'head' of the romance section.
So u're a toddler, ehn?
Now Nairaland knows. LOL.
Pls people, treat him 'jejely'. He's just a todd... LMAO

Go and siddon somewhere.
When you learn to type sense I wil have something to tell you

uj_sizzle: Nice one OP. This is the best thing in way of advice I've seen here.

Thanks ma'am.
I am highly honored.

boron10: However fake, none is begging for your comment(s)

Abeg help me tell am oh!
Haters will always hate.

xtrafly: *yawns* This guy and his funny tales. The only time I take him serious is in the jobs/vacancies section, every other post is a product of his imagination
Btw its 'covenant'

But come to think of it, who takes this Romance Section serious? Definitely not me.

The section moderated by a kid and filled with toddlers.

You sure know sections to meet me if you need mature discussions.

slimyem: This guy has too much time on his hands...
...its either he praise-sings himself on NL unnecessarily or makes up poorly thought out and "easily detectable as fake" stories...
Attention-seeking at its highest!!
Smh!!

Coming from a BITTER, REJECTED fellow like you, no one will be surprised. It isn't my fault you are sad and lonely.

190-the-clown:
Sadly Nigerian Girls would NEVER LISTEN to this

If they do, do you think you will still have your 700 girlfriends?

190-the-clown:
rolls wheelbarrow across thread

*kicks you into the swamp*

joeydozzy: PLS PLS SIGN THE GODDAMN DOCUMENT. FINALLY, A WAY TO GET RID OF THIS DUDE. IF THIS IS TRUE,PLEASE I TAKE GOD BEG YOU SIGN THE PAPERS

If I probably get 10 other people telling me to sign it so I can stay off Nairaland and stop being a threat, I just might consider it.

Construction of a rail service will take nothing less than 2years.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Your reputation for spreading false stories precede you. It should come as no surprise if i do not believe your hogwash, and others should know as well.
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Why can't you ever be as responsible as other moderators? After r321 is one and see the maturity he is putting to it.

Copy the likes of obiniscopy, And everyone else who act responsible.

Well derailing this thread so you can BAN me as usual is where you are heading to and I know you just too well.

r231: Hold on let me consult the orakle

Your hands no clean so don't dare enter that shrine.

kulboy: I need to find me a girl like that...no girl can tear me and Nairaland apart..we are unbreakable.

Never say Never.

r231: You again

Free me abeg.
Did I snatch your girlfriend?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Has her father accepted for you to marry her?

www.nairaland.com/1005200
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You didn't dissapoint.
I knew you would do everything and anything to derial the thread.

onila: am a virgin

Onila, let's do a Champagne "Virgin Shower Party" for you at my crib next weekend. Trust me, you won't leave the way you came.

MissCorrection: Walking

Ah! Its the teachers at the Nigh School I attended you will blame oh and not me. Instead of teaching us they gave us break and beans to hawk for them.

There's this very friend of mine, we have been so close for over 4years. Even though we aren't dating, most people who see us together think we are. Though we do certain things dating partners do especially the ones done in secret.

She knows basically my love life history and I know hers too. We both don't get too jealous when either of us is seeing someone new or having a date.

We have had our best of times together as I can share practically everything I tell my close buddies. She tells me what others are too shy or scared to say.

Inshort, she is my best female friend. The problem we have now started about a month ago. Every time she comes over for lunch during week days and some close of office, she stops by at my place if I am available and we share events and stories of the day and week and laugh at our own jokes.

But of recent when she comes over she complains a pay more attention the tapping my keypad than chatting with her. She searched every BBM chat history,
Twitter, Facebook and Yahoo Messanger and noticed I wasn't discussing with anyone new or personal. Lo and behold she checked my internet history and found out it was NAIRALAND that is taking most of the attention.

Severally she has shown her disgust about my leaving her to communicate with some 'faceless people'. And the sad thing is even after walking out on my twice for the same issue, she finally came over today with an Agreement.

The hardcopy Agreement paper she wants me to sign was titled "CHOOSE BETWEEN ME AND NAIRALAND". I was dumbfounded when I saw it, and after going through it part of the signed section are;

* I ______________ will NOT visit nairaland for at least 2 weeks from the day of signing this document either if I am alone or in public. Its a convenant I have taken to stay off the site for a minimum of 2weeks.

* I______________ will NEVER logon to nairaland when my very good friend and confidant ____________ is around me even after the 2 weeks suspension of visiting the site expires.

As so many other similar columns totally 15.

My problem is I don't want to loose my friend by not signing this agreement form to stay off NAIRALAND for 2 solid weeks. On the other end, most people on nairaland don't even 'send' or like @acidtalk because in their words he is too blunt, confrontational and controversial so do I stick to 'faceless' people and eventually loose my friend?

I am SO CONFUSED

candygosh: This is seriously the best n most intellectual post av ever come across on nl.
@op job well done

Thanks ma'am.
I am honored.

mondi_cheeks: you have a bad taste in friends....and please get a PVR

PVR ko. I just dey pay for subscription how many times I dey watch am.

ayobase: Come give me HUGS bebe!
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U are so.........
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Come take kisses pls!
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I wont tell ur bf!

Trust me, in no time her fellow female (warriors) will come out and start bashing her for saying the truth.

Ramcie: *Don't always change the station from E! to Style Tv, MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out*

This is the best part . A lot of girls spend time these days knowing all about KIM K and RIHANNA instead of thinking about the future. All they do is try to wear a replica of Kim K's dress or make the type of Hair style Rihanna has on.

"Girls instead of trying to look and act like KIM K and RIHANNA, let's aspire to be like AUNG SAN SUU KYI and OKONJO IWEALA"

Saying you are correct is an understatement.
Last week a female friend came over for the weekend. She stuck to the remote like her life depended on it. Me being someone who can count how many times I surn on my tv in a month didn't bother.

Only for her to suggest to that I should buy the PVR Decorder so that next time she can record a style tv show while not missing an E! Programme. I felt like spitting acid in her face and working her out of my house if not for God.

This is someone that was practically begging I add more than 50%of the amount for her to buy her ticket back.

Long story short, she felt she was enjoying by sketching out styles from the TV and clintching to the remove control.

In my mind I knew she might Never marry with such nasty behavior.

Advice To Every Lady In Her Early 20s

* Most Guys who have reach the ripe age for marriage (I.e 29-35years) never take the relationship they have serious. Guys love to marry an Independent and Matured lady.

* Never let the sweet talks of guys deceive you, most times they just want to go between your legs and run off thereafter.

*Remove the mentality from your mind that guys will keep springing up to approach you. The older you get by the day, the less toasters you will have.

*Playing 'too' hard to get is the worst thing you should ever start, remember, Nothing lasts forever. If you still doubt, check out the number of matured single ladies looking up to God for a Miracle.

*Never extort things from a guy you don't love, guys always have ways of paying a girl back, either through their friends or total 'paid' strangers. BE CAREFUL.

*Never be deceived you can trap a guy through sex. A man will also return to his wife who sex starve him for years once he loves and trust her. You can never win a man over with your body.

*If all you take to the relationship is the mind set to extract money from him, don't complain if all he ask from you is your body. He has seen you have nothing else to offer.

* Don't be fooled when Guys tell you they have never met a prettier girl, they will say that same thing to an 80year old woman they want to get intimate with.

*A guy always taking you to the Cinema, Fast Food, Mall and Event shows is no sign that he loves you, if he doesn't care to ask and plan your future then you are just his 'social mate' and nothing else.

*If the only time he invites you over is when he needs to cook, clean the house and do his laundry, then just know you are his "executive house help".

*If he avoids meeting your family and close friends then it is an obvious sign he is just playing games with you.

*Don't always change the tv station from E! to Style Tv, MTV and Fashion TV. Take time to find out what is bothering him and how you can help out.

*If the only places he doesn't frown when you enter are his bedroom and kitchen then know you aren't welcome (only being used).

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

kayman77: What is your company into?

And I am sure you are a graduate.
Now go outside. Knock your head on the wall 10times, return and come and REread the thread. I believe you won't need to ask the same question.

Shrine
Brothel
Police Station
Baba Ijebu stand
Paraga Joint

Wislet: lmao.
Clowns.

*kiss kiss*
Sweeri pie

berem: of course you know its real! Ignorance is a disease you know.nuff said about this topic.....am out!

Bit*ch come back here, you are going nowhere until I say so.

Must you always have evil thoughts and assumptions all your pathetic life?

Its a big disease if you don't know.

The difference between a Rich and Poor man is the level of their thinking.

Doubt if you will achieve more than being a cheap hole at the local bamboo beer parlour with this mindset of yours.

I will be an Hypocrite and a liar if I come to say such doesn't happen.

Even a lot of my threads have talk about these things and even deepers ones.

But saying Psquare used their mum for rituals to become successful is unimaginable.

If there's even anything I doubt if they will keep rising with the death of their mother. If most of you know the heavy influence a mother make in determining a child's success most of you will realize how devastated those boys would have become about losing theirs.

They have won Kora, Mtv and other wonderful awards way before their mum was even ill not to talk of dead, so what other fame are they looking at aside Grammy?

When Stella died, this very same Nigerians said OBJ used stella for rituals to win a 3rd term. Did that ever happen?

When Mariam died, people said babangida used her to win the PRESIDENTIAL election. Did that ever happen?

One humty dumpty even started a thread the El-Rufai used his daughter who died in the Uk for rituals to become the SGF. This is in a government he is the presidents greatest critic.



Nigerians are very myopic in thinking and analyzing things.

If Psquare wan do rituals, na from when dem dey Abuja Uni no be now. Na rituals to big pass Jay Z or na rituals to be like Michael Jackson?

Wilfred_ng: Bolded, sound like an experience though. Good morning my brother, Acid.

Goodday, I dey hail oh!

berem: don't tell me you are this ignorant! Haven't you heard that in occult world,whenever you wanna sacrifice a human life,you use someone very dear and close to you.you think all those occultic scenes you watch in movies are fake? Must I be there to know if they sacrificed their mum? Shine your eyes bro! The devil is in charge of this world if you don't know.I advise you to go online and read more about THE ILLUMINATI

Shut up you bloody bi*tch.
I am sure your mum is cursing the doctor for not successfully aborting you.

Those boy have been in fame almost 10years running now.
Was it you they used as rituals to get to this level?
You are on the far opposite side of success.

One looses their mum and all you this evil witch can say is they used their mum for rituals.
Why go that far? When they can readily find sl*uts like you who will throw your legs 360 degrees apart for them to read any sort on incartations in your smelling hole and give you N1,500 recharge card to renew your BIS suscription.

Bloody Senseless blood tasty bit*ch

jumpmasta: I think you should go back to nursery school...your brain is full of water

How dare you belittle almight H2O (water) like that?
Her brain is full of dust.

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