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Wetin dey do this foo*ls?

Something wey pikin of 3months know na him dem wan do like say na discovery.

Abeg make un dive enter swamp joh!

berem: When you seize okadas and expect the riders whom most of them have wives and children to cater for to become jobless,isn't that pure wickedness? How could fashola be so mean? Why didn't he give them warning first or make a deadline? Seems he doesn't know the consequences of what he did. Armed robbery,ritual killing etc will surely be on the rise! He has no idea of how many people he has rendered jobless.smh

Shut up.
You stinking, bloody hypocrite.
Fashola's ban on Okada and your support for the killing and burning of the entire Aluu Village which is worse?

Idi*ots like you support more grievious crimes and come to criticize lesser ones with logical backings.


Hypocrite that's what you are.

I had to call the Governor after I saw the sufferings of the masses yesterday due to the Ban of Okada.

Acidtalk - Goodday your Excellency

Fashola - Goodday Acidtalk. How are you?

Acidtalk - I am fine your Excellency.

Fashola - What can I do for you?

Acidtalk - Sir, I called you on a very important and urgent issue.

Fashola - Hope it is not about my Ban on Okada?

Acidtalk - Sir, that's exactly why I called you.

Fashola - You see Acidtalk, the Okada riders aren't my major target.

Acidtalk - Then who are the target sir? Because this is affecting everyone?

Fashola - Acidtalk, those Lagos Babes are the major people we want to suffer from this ban.

Acidtalk - Sir, how do you mean.

Fashola - Acidtalk, you too look around Lagos, all you see is Orobo girls everywhere. The girls are becoming too fat for we politicians. We can't even find any sweet 16 girl again without a potruding stomach like she is 9months pregnant.

Acidtalk - How does this affect the ban of okada sir?

Fashola - It does 100% by the time they can't hump on a bike for a jouney of just 5 houses apart, they will all be forced to start trecking both short and long distances. Before december you will see Lagos will no longer have one single Orobo babe again. Did I also forget to say because of Okada, they have been refusing us giving them lift in our "Oye pumping tinted cars"

Acidtalk - And?

Fashola - And what? Of course that will make us have better company and less fatty babes by our side when we want to relax.
By the way, if you do the mistake of telling the public this, I will impound your car and demolish your house even if you didn't go againt the law.

SimplySEA: u fit ban okada? I sure say u no even fit control yr house self....! Someone who delights in comfort, watchin others suffer is not fit for control! I tink mr Seun should seriously consider is moderator requirements!

Please use Paraga as eye drop as you no dey see well this morning.

Who be moderator?

Don't miss understand me sir, I am not in support of the Total ban of Okada in Lagos. One way or the other I will also be affected.

This thread was just to get people's view on the current situation.

SimplySEA: Do u kno how many millions u've happily declared unemployed? Do u kno d common job retrenched staffs live on? Do u kno how many potential armed robbers, BH members u've successfully recruited on d wait? Do u kno dat wat goes around comes around?
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what of d oil sellers, d pepper movers, d kilishi retailers? Who'd speak for them? Who'd speak for d road treckers, d garri sellers, d people u've taken food from their table? Did u provide an alternative job for them? What of d children dat'd cry every mornin for their school fees and biscuit? What of d fathers dat'd becom scared of their homes cos de can't provide for their family? January is on d way, who'd pay their rent? Xmas is close, how 'll de survive d surge?
Let's not for d sake of comfort send a million others to their early graves....!

Oga wetin now?
Na me ban okada?
Abeg carry this question go Alausa.

smackimorn: 1st

Take N5 join go use am buy buns.

Mumu pikin.

all4naija: Why doesn't he use the money and other resources for the seven 'universities' to create a world-class university? It would be better than having seven manageable universities. He needs to stop establishing more universities and face one with standard campuses!

There is something called ARAB MONEY.

He Needs Oduduwa Money (Ogun)
Oil Money (calabar)
National Cake Money (Abuja)

The money must to flow from all quarters.

beamed: Watch out for a "soap series" on this.

Nollywood you mean.

Starring Mr Ibu (Mr main man), Patience Uzoko, Aki and Pawpaw.

Directed by Novia

And some people who are still struggling to buy JAMB form for their children are still paying tithe.


I was troubled and aexcited at the same time so I had to put a call through to speak to the man of god.

Acidtalk - Congratulations sir on your new University project in Calabar.

MOG - Thank you Acidtalk. God is good.

Acidtalk - Sir, it seems you have lots of interest in the Education Sector and Aviation.

MOG - Well, those are very lucrative businesses which will forever blossom no matter the Economy situation of a country.

Acidtalk - Sir, how affordable would the school be considering the present economy situation in the country.

MOG - Well, Affordable enough for the Elite and Politicians to pay for their children.

Acidtalk - What about the average and below average Nigerians who want quality education in the country?

MOG - Well, God will make a way for them, let them keep praying and fasting.

Acidtalk - But sir, most of these children's parents contributed in paying tithe and offering but can't afford to pay the exhorbitant fees charged in your schools.

MOG - Young man, Bricks, cement and sand weren't given free in the market.

Acidtalk - Sir, can you do the school free for the less priviledged as Jesus would have done during his time?

MOG - Shut up there. One more word from you and I will give you a "Holy Slap"

Over the years I have always learnt never to follow a superior struggle a lady.

In my school days I had similar experiences with my HOD, 3 lecturers and several 'guys'. I always made of in other areas like being over friendly and spending for them. But I sure had my share of payback time.


No Woman! And I repeat NO WOMAN!! Is worth fighting over.


Girls come and go but bosses and buddies will always stick around.

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Thought the Aviation Minister came out to say the Story is 100%

That woman should be SACKED for lying to Nigerians that such an incident NEVER happened.

If countries were for sale would you buy Nigeria?

https://www.nairaland.com/1062365/countries-sale-buy-nigeria

Na wa oh!

I read this and I ran to my phone to make an urgent call.

Acidtalk - Hello sir,

NDDC Chairman - Hello who is this?

Acidtalk - I am a militant sir and my name is not on the list of beneficiaries of the N88billion to be shared next year.

NDDC Chairman - Who are you?

Acidtalk - I am Acidtalk.

NDDC Chairman - Which militant group do you belong too?

Acidtalk - Everything sir. Ogoni Freedom fighters, MEND, Egbesu Boys, everything sir.

NDDC Chairman - You must be joking.

Acidtalk - Not at all sir.

NDDC Chairman - Did you burst pipelines?

Acidtalk - No sir!

NDDC Chairman - Did you kidnap?

Acidtalk - Not at all sir.

NDDC Chairman - Were you a Pirate?

Acidtalk - No sir.

NDDC Chairman - Then what classifies you as a militant.

Acidtalk - hmmm!!!!

NDDC Chairman - Get off my line. That N88billion is for only boys who have killed, kidnapped, oil bunkers and pirates in the creek and the entire South-South region. You sound too naïve and peaceful to share from the National Treasure.

@T_Bademosi, its not my fault I swear.

I went to a night school so I even try small say I sabi type small english.

Anyway, you will know better if you had to type multiple text in multiple threads within the shortest time.

Thanks all the same.

Hmmm!!!

After I read this news, I immediately put a call across to OBJ and this is what he had to say.

Acidtalk - Baba Goodday.

Obasanjo - Acidtalk, a da fun e (it will be well with you). By the way what is this call for? Because I know a squirrel can't go jumping in the market place if nothing is chasing it.


Acidtalk - Sir, I called to find out something.

Obasanjo - What is it again this amebo boy?

Acidtalk - Baba, it is the scuffle between you and Governor Fashola over your seized vehicle.

Obasanjo - Ah! Ma da omo buruku yen lowun. Jeki Oju yobo ma ti lo si ino (Don't mind that silly boy, let him allow himself to be pushed to fire by that big eye ball fellow).

Acidtalk - But baba, why did your driver disobey the traffic law of Lagos?

Obasanjo - See Acidtalk, if not because I like you and have great respect for you, I would have hung up this call. Who is Fashola to impound my car in Lagos? Even if I like, I can drive that same car on the tarmac Of Muritala or Nnamdi Azikiwe Airports and dem no born Jonathan sef to do anything.

Acidtalk - But baba, I heard you have seized about 3 Red BRT buses is that true?

Obasanjo - Acidtalk, sha ma wo ni ti e (just be patient and keep watching). I have not started seizing yet, by the time I start with Fashola, all the BRT buses in Lagos will be used as Chicken cages in my farm.

Acidtalk - But Sir,


Obasanjo - Dont but anything. just tell Fashola that "I dey laugh oh!"

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Hey!

Come to think of it, ACN has never been and will NEVER be the people's choice.

The only reason why people voted for ACN in Osun, Ekiti, Oyo, and Ogun was because they were totally fedup of a PDP corrupt government in those states.

Edo people on the other hand voted for Adams Oshiomole as a person and not ACN as a party. They wanted a man with a level of track record of fighting for the masses. Just the way Nigerians claimed they voted for Jonathan instead of PDP. Only this time the Edo people were lucky to have a man who still realizes the 'kingmakers' I.e The Oba of Benin and other senior state elites could do away in no time.

On the aspect of voting For Fashola for a second term, it was obvious Fashola used or rather tricked the entire Lagosians to get a re-election only to start to show his true colours as an anti-people government. Few months after re-election, the government of Lagos came out with ridiculos policies and Laws which is bringing about more hardship to the populace.

If only PDP and other parties bring forward credible people for election (people with track record). I don't think the entire South West will look at ACN as an option to vote for.

It Is clearly run by ONE MAN (like a family business) who has a very tarnishing track record of nonperfoprmance and corruption.

Nigerians are the most forgetful Animals in the jungle (on earth).

From Funsho Williams, Dipo Dina, Harry Marshall, Bola Ige, MKO Abiola, Faoruk Lawan, Dana Air Crash, Aluu Killing, Fuel Subsidy Scam, Illegal importations of Arms, Kidnappings, Armed robbery and every other bad and sad thing you can think of.

It takes them only one week to scream to the highest heavens then forget all about it in no time.

I so much pity those who are ready to lay down their lives for Nigeria because the people will forget all about them the moment they dig them 6foot below.

We are damn Poor in History in this country.

Damn!!!
And some people are still indoubt about the existence of GOD.

God always has a purpose for every man HE creates before sending them to this earth.

Be it Blind, Lame, Deaf, Dumb, Hunch Back or whatever, every parent should learn to thank God because there is always a hidden treasure in every man God has put some level of default in.

Parents and people themselves should never blame GOD for their disabilities but rather search deep and dig out that hidden treasure GOD has put in them.

I am so happy for these dude. Their friends, families and mates who have laughed at them both in hidden and open might never be half as successful as they are now.

ROSSIKE: You've captured the man right there.

He's one badass motherfukr. Probably lost track of how much he owned decades ago.

He is certainly a SMOOTH operator.
Stinkingly rich and trikishly silent.

jidegirl12: I see... no wonder she roams about town?..Lobatan!https://www.cool-smileys.com/images/110.gif

Na real kolo babe.
Wonder why they haven't gone to dump her yet at the psychiatric home.

But don't you think Blue Collar jobs are usually more careful in their spending unlike a white collar job who is guaranteed off a salary at the end of the month.

Today actually felt like a Public Holiday.
There annoying and continuous blaring or horns was not witnessed. Didn't have to look left and right all the time to avoid hiting any bike guy.
Moreover, saw a couple of school children walking freely without being scared or too careful that a bike guy was going to knock them into the gutter.

Okada was introduced in Lagos in 1994 prior to that time people made use of Taxis, Danfos and Molues for their means of transportation.

If Fashola insist on banning them, I believe it is only a matter of time before Lagosians adapt and forget about them.

Goldieluks:
Lol@ "buting" thank f.ok you didn't write "buying"

I have corrected it.
Don't you know you will be the First lady if I eventually buy it?

Will the ban of Okada bring about less Accident victims in authopedic hospitals and will it also reduce the number of robbery cases perpetuated on motorbikes?

This and many more answers we need to know.

greatgod2012: yes, dt is how God did it, there is nobody dt doesnt have something to think or worry about, only dt, we all need to get couragious when any unfavourable situation arises.
Ibi ti enikan ti nsukun bata, ni elomii nsukun ese to ma wo bata si. That is what makes this life, life. Anything anyone may be facing, may God give us d grace to face and conquer d challenges........ Amen.

You are so damn right.
Mine basically fall in helping the wrong people.

I easily get to pity people and when I go out of my way to help someone, they just can't help but show the devil in them quicker than expected. Thought that will certainly not stop me from assisting who I can.

Trust is basically it for me.

Royal Roy: Peoples problems are relative and diverse.......mine I will say is Lack of Sleep at night.......maximum sleep I get is 3hrs and that's when I sleep at 11pm......that will be all in 24hrs.

I think you really and urgently need a break or long holiday before it develops into a permanent migraine.

greatgod2012: When there is life, there is hope, but when one is not in good health, i mean, life-threatening and money-wasting health issues,then one can say,that is d biggest problem one can have.

May God help us.

Amen. May God help us.
Like you said, peoples problems varies, while for some it is health, some others it is finances while some others it is something as 'trivial' as sleep. But like the saying goes, is only who wears the shoe that knows where it hurts.

Driving throughout today from Lekki Phase1 up till Ikeja (Allen and GRA), I could count how many Okada riders I saw on the way. Only courier/dispatch riders and one or two with military guys riding them.

So io think it has great effect on people right now. The traffic is also TERRIBLE!!!

Isn't it obvious we need to take serious precautions. Or are we still indoubt with the below predictions?

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year

Some people have cried out that a journey that usually takes them 30mins now takes them at least 2hrs 30mins.

While some are calling on the Governor to consider the poor masses who have no car and at such make use of only commercial motorcycle, others are insisting the road is now safer and less crowded.


Why do you belong and whose side are you on?