₦airaland Forum

jasmine21: Oh My God! U r just like meeee!!! Everything u said is what I do. Or I sing and dance to music. I'm a sucker for Slow R n B.

Try some Country, Jazz and Acoustic and you will imagine having your honeymoon in Pluto.

yuzedo: I look left
I look right
I look left again
I lock the door
I bring out my vaseline/soap
I unzip my d(ic)k
I rubbbbbbbbbbbb
I c(u)m
I rest

I look left again...
I look right again...

I just fell off the bed reading this.

The Average Nigerian is Callous, Boastful, Arrogant, Miserly, Greedy, Wasteful, and Proud in Nature.

All the traits above he cannot display because of his poor status.

So he tries every means possible to become rich so he can show his real behavior. He turns to religion because that is the cheapest form of hope he receives. He fast and prays 24hours of 365days just to attain financial breakthrough because he is tired of living a fake life of Humility and kindness.

Once God grants him his request, everyone sees the Lucifer in the once believed Angel.

berem: Why are they denying? Abi no be true? Anyway wetin consign me? Shebi na their mama,no be my mama dem use.who cares anyway?

Why must your idi*otic contributions always fall between intelligent contributors? Find your low lever mentality set of individuals and post at the same time, stop corrupting wise people's post.

Very dull Aluu blood sucker.

Mr SEun and his moderators, I think it is high time you people start BANNING all those who comment attacking tribes and religion on this forum.

This nonesense is really getting out of hand. It is no where funny.

How can a nation be filled with such devilish mindsets of youth who will claim they are the leaders of tomorrow yet their actions and mentality is so shallow and filled with evil and hate for one another?

No one Meditates more than me when I am alone.
Sometimes my thoughts are so loud I think the people 3 buildings away can hear me.
Truth be told, I LOVE BEING ALONE.
That's the moment when I 'feel' God is talking to me and I can hear HIM loud and clear.

For activities I do Alone, I read a lot and loooooove my music.


I don dey too talk my personal secrets for nairaland sef. Wetin nah?

awon fake neighbors na him full nairaland.

osamedia: Acidicman or boy,oya na u don win, but get dis into ur thumb skull, instead of the serving governor to go, my broda non, I will prefer you go with u dumb prophesy and give us the governor alive kooooo, una who don too much, na so una go see somebody 4 road u go begin prophise heavy and earth for ham all in d name of making money.

Who is this Palm wine tapper?

Why put your frustration on me?

Na me say make you fall victim for Lagos fake soothsayers?

Abeg climb Palm tree go tap your produce joh!

Julieccentric: 5 ke? O lenu

No worry. we go send all of them go village.
Na only me and you go dey city

Josphine4good: yes I will marry u for one condition

What condition?

Was invited by ex girlfriend's family to a buffet in a 5 start hotel in Lagos, i thought i had chosen a very soft meat only to discover it DAMN HARD. well i form like say nothing do me.

When i couldn't keep fooling myself with fork and knife, i started using my hands. Before i could say jack, the meat first fell on my shirt, my trouser before dropping on the floor.

The table was silent for like 10seconds.
Omo, i boned them, picked it up, dusted it and continued eating.

Everyone one that table were over friendly after that situation. Na so old and small drop fork and knife begin use hand tear meat.


But till date i still feel embarrassed when i remember. but i am glad i earned their respect at being natural

Julieccentric: Please ask me that question...and watch out for my YES!!!!!!..who wouldn't say YES to acidtalk, the man of wisdom

You will be wife number 5 oh! I hope you don't mind.
But don't worry, you will be the last.

I wont go as far as trying to reach Solomon's target.

Josphine4good: yes, am still searching for my MR RIGHT

Will you marry me?

tissot84: @ acidtalk that y i said u must be as wise as solomon to do business with that Bank. I know them on that especially with indigenous companies. they like playing very smart games. i am very sure there was no paper work he just took them for their words

Well, lets skip it.
this is a public forum.

But whatever a man sows, he shall certainly reap.

Small business center
Barbing and hair saloon
Mini restaurant (buka)
Recharge card and phone accessories

From your username and style of typing it is obvious why she dissed you.

tissot84: DSTV will never leave 9ja for anytin. they would rather die here. do u know aw much money S.A companies are exporting from Nigeria if you do then u would know y they forced their government to tender the apology for deporting ur country men. u need to look aw many S.A companies in Nigeria that are really making it.

For HITV i dnt know wat happened but from the least i had he shot himself on the foot. and u must b wise enough to do business with GTBank.

For your last paragraph i would prefer to keep silent so i don't say too much.
Pray never to be a victim of betrayal.



NIGERIANS ARE EVIL!!! and when i say it i can state 10,000 open and hidden facts to state why Nigeria can hardly break through to compete with the western world.

Abeg help me tell am oh!

Ozonna: What really happened to HiTv and Daarsat? They were supposed to be checkmating DSTV.

Well the banks and the government (Ministry of Information and Communication) played against them.
They turned their backs on them when they needed them the most and rather put all their strength to support DSTV.

The exact thing Obasanjo did to deny Adenuga GSM license under the name CIL, because of Babangida. But they played a smart one on him approving Globacom before he knew it was the same people behind the company.


But yet the same Obasanjo bought millions of shares in Econet and MTn (foreign companies) but didn't want indigenous home owned companies to grow.

The same way the tried frustrating Bello Osagie from bringing Etisalat in.



Nigerians are EVIL set of people.

berem: Na Jesus una dey use crack joke bah? Jesus don suffer for una hand.Tomorrow una go go church go pray make im bless you. Even muslims can never crack jokes with mohammed.smh!

If them include Traditional gods too i for like be Sango so i can STRIKE YOUR MOUTH
You bloody hypocrite.

MOSES
Will use my STICK to swallow the entire nairaland members except for my over 70 followers and Sexkillz.

JESUS
Turn sexkillz from a human to a frog, and kick him into an endless swamp.

Billyonaire: Someone got to investment in satellite technology and put up 20 Trace-like channels in Nigeria.

When Tunde Subair set-up Hitv but eventually went down, was it not the same Nigerian masses that MOCKED him over and over on how he wanted to compete with DSTV.

When Dstv had the sole right to the priemership and champions league haven't they increase the subscription fee twice within 1 1/2 years.

2sexy: Brother, I quoted you yesterday not to bother about it all. It is obvious... Nigerian youths hate reading.

There have been countless times where a long article had been created on this forum and the responses that usually follow isnt different from what you are seeing now...

But if na AShawo, fvky fvky article at the sexaulity section, come see people demanding for more.

I read that article from start to finish and all I can say is that the Stanley is wasting his time because the Nigerian whom is trying to inform is already deformed beyond repair.

This country is doomed.. and nothing, absolutely nothing can be done about it.

If by any means we hope for a change, then it wouldnt be this generation, may 100 generations from now...

DOOMED IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT, NIGERIA IS DEAD!!!


Thank God my Afghanistan citizenship will soon be out and i have applied for Seun's citizenship too.

Il Capitano: . To each man his own. I don't read drivel and I believe most people didn't read that article from start to finish cos it's just too long. I don't have daylight to waste. Carpe diem bro.

El-rufai was right and i wasn't wrong when i concured.
I read it and will read times 10 of that if need be.

berem: So wetin make we do now? Do we go on a protest? I don't understand this shiiit anymore.who gives a fucck anyway?

You have never been an intelligent person so no one expects you to understand anything.

If its to burn down the whole Aluu village you will take the lead role and be ranting about.

From my days in the University and till date, i have learnt that its a BIG MISTAKE to fight for the oppressed in Nigeria.

Nigerians always turn their backs on those who genuinely fight for their interest and would rather hug those who openly and secretly wish them evil.

I strongly advice this man to leave all these Nigerian artiste who are taking sides with Trace Tv. Its only a matter of time before they will soon start chewing their fingers in regret.

Everyman should fight for himself.

Eedris AbdulKareem who fought for the benefit and respect of Nigerian musicians is today looked at like bad person.

Sunday Oliseh and Finidi who fought for the allowances and respect for their players were treated badly and excluded from the National team.

Gani Fawehinmi, Falana and Tunde Bakare who have always fought for the masses are being refered to as greedy and power drunk.

Fela Anikulapo kuti who spoke the minds and pains of the populace was never given the same treatment when Bamayi and his boys illegally detained him which led to his sudden death.


Nigeria is destined to be ruled by wicked and selfish leaders because the people are filled with hatred and envy for one another.

True

wisejoe: Acid talk predictions are coming to pass.Acidtalk please where did you get your predictions from?

Check the 3rd comment on that thread.

vislabraye: I've read some funny comments but I'm not surprised.
Truth is that whether he's Igbo or Yoruba, he's a Nigerian.
He has a Nigerian passport and not a Yoruba passport. Likewise the criminal out there also has a Nigerian passport. QED.

Btw I thought El Ruffai said Nigerian youths don't read and acidtalk even supported him. But now he's eulogising this young boy. People can change.

This is like the ONE MILLIONTH time i am saying this same thing.

WHEN EL-RUFAID SAID READING, HE DIDN'T MEAN READING SCHOOL BOOKS IN THE WAY YOU ALL ARE ASSUMING.

El-rufai meant reading books of beneficial inpact outside academics like Biographies, business, management, history, politics and others.


I.e, i am a professional in a total different field from what i studied in school. and yes i practice both. The scary thing is they are both TOTALLY different areas of life.


If i am bored and want to freelance i can confidently take students on Accounting, Economics, Computer engineering, programming, history, politics, management, and sales. believe it or not, but within those above mentioned courses, i have my first degree in one and an MBA in an opposite one.

So El-rufais condemning reading never meant education wise.

And please stop letting me mention that man's name, i always feel like slapping his face when i type that name.

toba: stop idolizing the chap. the predictions arent his'

I don't want to say much but i put it to ANY MAN on earth to come and lay claim to any of those predictions.
Either a Pastor, Imam, or Herbalist.

Certain things are better left unknown and untold. Have a blessed Sallah celebration.

toba: shut up. the topic was created by acidtalk but the predictions werent his'

Now u want to start 419 abi?

Well, that we all make use of the same forum doesn't mean we are equal in Faith and spirit.

Enough said.