Odewaleadesoye:
Why is it very difficult to find a woman who possesses all the qualities listed below?

Or have you been fortunate as a Nigerian man to encounter such a woman?

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/8066592/why-it-difficult-get-these

busybrain123:
So out of 524 in Nigeria, I can only speak 4.

JASONjnr:
My first salary was 5k

It was in a cybercafe and I will almost use the money to pay for shortages.....

Most months end, I will go home with 2k and most months I go home with nothing.


So we know that except you have a foundation led for you, nobody has it that easy.....

Rapmoney:
I went to the market to buy Akpu two days ago because I was very hungry for swallow food but the size of 100 Naira Akpu (fufu) has been giving me sleepless nights. This used to be my favourite swallow. I kept turning on the bed restlessly last night each time I remembered the size of Akpu that goes for 100 Naira now.

Abeg, wetin dey happen for Naija? Abi na to migrate to Gambia or Gabon? I don't really know what this country is turning into.

na so the size of 100 Naira Akpu be for una area?

Patrioticbreed9:

You guy's are not even romantic, imagine the audacity! .

Etche is too far for ur ipoops to even cross, from now till the next 100 years ur ipoops will never know what igrita looks like, not to even mention port. Eli mara'mma is not part biafuwo'ka'anyi fu, Deal with it!.

Nadingo:
Yesterday, I told my wife and kid that the last carton of indomie noodles I grudgingly bought 2wks ago for N11,000 would be the very last in my house. Women being women, just this morning, my wife was asking me if I really meant it and wouldn't get them even if na half carton if the one at home finishes. The bombastic side eye I gave her was enough to remind her that I'm just a level 11 FG worker trying to stay afloat.

666Advocate:


Ijaws don't make noise like your coward tribe.
They plan well and attack.

DiamondJLove:
I am in my late twenties. It seems strange that I have never visited an airport. Sometimes i feel ashamed and never talk about it with anybody.

I don't know if it's due to too much responsibilities on me. Who is in the same boat with me? How do you cope when people talk about visiting an airport? Do you pretend as if u have visited an airport? Do you say the truth and let people mock you?

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Cassandraloius:
Some like it hot and some like it cold. I love it hot with a delicious afang soup/ vegetable soup or groundnut soup. What about you?🎤

chigoziri2403:
Heat and mosquito... A deadly duo

Although I prefer mosquito bites than heat

matify83:
The number of Nigerians reported to have died from watching yesterday's match is worrisome.

Nairaland has reported 4 so far to my knowledge chief amongst them is Hon. Cairo ojugboh. There was the corper in Numan Adamawa state, Kwara varsity bursa and this fellow here.

I always tell people to instead watch replay or highlights if you know you have a heart condition or is very anxious during such games.

Even yours truly know wetin body tell me watching that match last night. Na today I begin get myself small small .

As far as the finals is concerned, I will be supporting Nigeria in the spirit, I no get enough strength for live viewing again but if Nigeria can go 4 goals up , then I can rescind my decision and watch

Raydave:
Someone is earning 150k, wearing suit and going to work from Ketu to VI every morning.

Is that life?

0toobong1:

pre-intimacy : How to get her wet

As men, we don’t really need more than to see a sexy woman naked to become completely aroused and ready to go. However girls aren’t like that when it comes to pre-intimacy, so you need to know how to get her wet and ready for sex.

Having a lot of game doesn’t mean that much if you can’t turn a girl on when it matters most.

If you don’t stimulate her enough and just try to “dive in”, there’s a chance you’ll kill the mood.

That’s not a good way to end the night.

Let’s take a look at a common scenario…

You get her number, set up the date and take her out. Everything goes great and you get her to come back to your place for “a few drinks”. You’re sitting on the couch kissing and fooling around with her, but after a while she says “It’s getting kind of late. I should get going”.

Being the gentleman that you are, you respect her wishes and show her out even though you are pissed off beyond belief and stuck with a severe case of blue balls.

Ouch!

The reason why this happens to many men is because of a lack of the proper stimulation.

If you want to get her wet and change “it’s getting kind of late” into “one more time before I leave for work” you must stimulate her mind and body, starting with her mind first.


Get her wet without touching herMen are most aroused by what we can see and can touch, for example; a nice round ass or a big set of tits. We’re rock hard and ready to roll.

Girls are most aroused by what they hear and what they can formulate a fantasy about within their minds. They need to visualize it mentally.

Armed with that knowledge, one of the most effective strategies you can employ to really turn a girl on is talking dirty when things get intimate.

Telling a girl what you’re about to do to her before you do it will get her wet much more than actually performing that act on her. It’s completely different with men; we want to see and feel it, not hear about it.

You can easily plant sexual fantasies into her mind either by making statements about what you’d like to do to her, or by asking questions that elicit a sexual response from her.

Here’s some examples:

“Do I make you get wet when I kiss your neck?”

“I can’t stop thinking about touching your body.”

“Does it turn you on when I whisper in your ear?”

“Imagine the things you want me to do to you.”

“Want me to tell you what I’m going to do next?”

“I’ll find the spot on you that turns you on most.”

Saying things like that while you’re making out with a girl during pre-intimacy is a bulletproof way to make her get wet – soaking wet.

Why?

Because statements and questions like those force her mind into the fantasy of thinking about what hasn’t happened yet, but is about to happen.

She’ll become overwhelmed with sexual thoughts and her body will follow suit.


How to turn her on with your touch
The more you continue to pleasure her with pre-intimacy the less chance you have of her leaving or stopping your progress – as long as the pre-intimacy is performed properly.

Most notable is keeping the escalation and flow going down very smoothly and ever progressing.

Always take things slow at first and refrain from making any sudden movements. If she gives you a hint that she likes her pre-intimacy to be rough then you can adjust accordingly, but for now take it easy. The idea is to move your hands and body slow and smooth while maintaining fluid motion.

Keep touching to make her live in the moment.

Don’t do one thing for too long because this will give her time to think, and I can guarantee some of the first things that will pop into her head are:

“Oh my god, what am I doing?”

“I’ve only known him for…”

“What will my friend’s think?”

“Is this guy just playing me?”

That shit is obviously not in your best interest.

You always want to take it to the next level of pre-intimacy before the current level goes stale.

The trick is to keep things happening faster than her mind can keep up, because if her mind is given even a few moments without the need to concentrate on what she is doing, she could begin to think about the current situation and may have second thoughts.

Besides, you need to be escalating the pre-intimacy constantly and guiding it towards sex.

Here’s an example of how pre-intimacy should go:

Kissing her lips > kissing her neck > touching her boobs > kissing her boobs > touching her pussy > eating her pussy > fucking that pussy!

During pre-intimacy always remember to keep talking dirty (unless your mouth is otherwise preoccupied), and restrict the conversation to being sexual at all times. If you allow the topic of discussion to drift to something that isn’t sexual in nature then you’re screwed.

Not screwed in the way you were hoping to be.

Whisper your comments into her ear and kiss her ear while you’re doing it. Her ear is one of the best spots to kiss a girl to get her wet and turn her on. If you are kissing her body, always work your way back to her mouth every so often, and each time make your kissing more intense.


Multitasking magic will get her wetDuring pre-intimacy you don’t need to place all of your focus on just one thing at a time.

Doing multiple things to her at once is better.

By far the best way to escalate pre-intimacy to the next level is to make use of multitasking.

For example, instead of going right into sucking on her breasts after kissing her neck, it’s better to begin rubbing on her tits while you are still kissing her on the neck. Then while you have her distracted by kissing her tits you can casually slip your hand down her pants. Keep escalating like that and it will seem so much like a natural progression that you can take it all the way.

That’s some smooth shit, right?

This “warms up” the area you are going to make the move to next – which eases the transition – and it gives her an even stronger sense of the mental fantasy that she needs.

It makes stepping up to the next level seem much more acceptable to her:

“He’s already rubbing my tits, stopping him from kissing them doesn’t make sense”

It plants even more fantasies in her mind that will turn her on even more:

“Oh my god, now he’s grabbing my breasts. Is he really going to suck on them next?”

It makes it hard for her to keep track of everything that’s going on at once:

“Him sucking my tits felt so good I didn’t even realize his hand slide down my pants!”

That’s why this stuff works like magic.


Some final pre-intimacy tips you’ll likeMinimize titty play:

Do not linger too long when playing around with her tits. Feel them for a few minutes, suck on them for a few minutes, then quickly move down below. Any stimulation you can provide to her breasts won’t get her wet like you will when you start touching her down low, so they should only be given a relatively small amount of attention during pre-intimacy.

Besides, you’ll still have plenty of opportunities to touch and kiss her tits during sex.

Ditch the jewelry:

Before ANYTHING happens you should always remove any rings/watches/bracelets that you have on so you can slip your hand down into her pants quickly without anything getting “hooked” and ruining your flow. Don’t do this blatantly in front of her or she might get the impression that you’re about to completely UnCloth yourself like you assumed she’s just going to have sex with you.

Take care of it with discretion and just put that stuff in your pocket when she isn’t paying attention, or while you’re kissing her reach both hands behind her and take off what you need to.

Buttons can wait:

Forget about her belt and unbuttoning her pants at first. Even if she has tight jeans on you can get your hand down there without doing any of that, trust me. If you waste time attempting to undo that stuff she may stop you by grabbing your hand and shaking her head no. You can do all of that later because once she is turned on enough none of it will matter anymore.

After you’ve had your hand down her pants and have her soaking wet it’s basically a done deal at that point, so you can then remove as much of her clothing as you want without worrying about any resistance.

By then she’ll probably want you to just rip her clothes off and get down to business.

If you’re out there smashing random girls, be safe and wear condoms!

Want to know how to make the hottest girls that you know want to have sex with you so you can use these pre-intimacy tricks on them?

I’ll show you exactly how in my book – The Player’s Black Book – just read it and start getting laid.
MORE @https://talkvibez.com/2017/07/06/pre-intimacy-get-wet/

adesegun121:
Husband is AA, wife is AS. 3 months after they had their first child, they found out their daughter was SS.

At first, it appeared like a joke, a very bad one. Medically, that isn’t or shouldn’t be possible. They conducted the genotype test in four medical labs, and the result came out the same.

Husband and wife decided to have their genotype test again. Results were the same.

Then it became clear what was happening. Husband ain’t the father of the baby. He secretly had a DNA test and it was confirmed he didn’t father the baby.

Amidst the confusion, he asked his wife if he fathered the baby. Wife wouldn’t confess. She insisted he fathered the baby. It’s just obvious that whoever fathered the baby is AS which resulted in the baby’s SS.

They went for a paternity test and it was glaring husband ain’t the baby’s dad. Wife still insisting she didn’t get impregnated externally. She went ahead to do another DNA. Result was the same.

Wife became a shadow of herself. Husband got crazy. Their home became a “once upon a time.”

Wife kept researching how possible it was that her husband didn’t father her baby and the baby’s genotype is SS.

Then she told a friend of the whole matter. Her friend just felt she’s using female’s antics. “Take responsibility,” she was told. She kept swearing and swearing. Her friend told me of the whole drama.

I kept thinking about how this would be possible. Medically, it was impossible for AA to birth SS. Coupled with the DNA results, it was glaring. But wife claiming innocence and swearing on her life was a whole different thing.

I thought of what could have been. Then I arrived at a conclusion: if wife is innocent, then she’s not the mother of the child. I immediately called my friend that I’ve found a possible solution. MNA (maternity test) to the rescue.

They went for an MNA, and test revealed she’s not the mother of the baby. Babies were changed at birth. Long story cut short, they involved the police and investigations were carried out.

Multiple tests done “here and there.” They got their own baby back – AS. They returned the supposed baby. Hospital was sued for the negligence and trauma.

Wife was so displeased her husband didn’t trust her. They settled and made up. They just had their second baby – a boy. Husband stayed with wife in labor room and monitored everything. Once bitten, twice shy.

At times, so called paternity fraud is change of babies at the hospital.

SOLUTION TO THE ABOVE PROBLEMS:

1. Advise your male children, to stay with their wives in the Labour wards, as their wives are delivering.

2. Advise your female children, to insist on their husbands staying in and remaining in the Labour ward, during child births.

The world of today, are full of people with evil intentions.

Together we can make the world a better place

Source: https://gistmeloveblog.com/how-can-husband-be-aa-and-wife-is-as-and-baby-is-ss/

money121:
How old is your sim card?

Mine : 16yrs

Airtel Sim and still active uptill date

Let know how old is your Sim Card

emmanuelbrown26:

I hv never seen a peaceful Islamic country before

DyingFetus:
Disability checks say hi

Flangelo12:
Wow!

Ike and Turner

May her soul rest in peace.

ifytrik:
So a friend of mine who is based in Lagos state called me few weeks back and was telling about how he is earning 225$ per week working for a foreign company in Lagos, I converted the money to naira and it was almost 130thousand naira per week

I asked him if there is vacancy in the company so I will apply and he said he will do something about it, he called me yesterday and said there is vacant for two workers and he has already collected one form for me, he said I should prepare myself make sure i come over to lagos between today (Friday 26th Nov 2021) to(Monday 29th Nov 2021)

He said the registration fee is 450thound naira, and I must come with the money, he also said if I fail to come before or on Tuesday morning next week then they will give the job to someone else.

Nairalanders based in Lagos state please help a brother, I don't want to be scammed, do you know of such company? Could this be real or another mmm?

Anazp:
What do these people want? Their own country? Have they not learnt from South Sudan? Already they hate themselves as they have highest level of segregation in Nigeria- imagine calling your fellow brother an outcast? Imagine- which one is an Anambra man is superior to an Ebonyi man?? Such callousness. These people hate each other so much that the genocide that will rise from them if they get their country will be a child's play compared to Somalia and Rwanda

Brimstone77:
when was south South (Niger delta) region formed??


Before the creation of State and regions in Nigeria can you kindly post old pictures of maps then..


Maybe that will answer your questions...

theTranslator:

I won't argue nonsense with an ipob lier

afroniger:


https://punchng.com/swest-govs-propose-six-regions-demand-lg-autonomy-resource-control/

afroniger:


https://punchng.com/swest-govs-propose-six-regions-demand-lg-autonomy-resource-control/

afroniger:


https://punchng.com/swest-govs-propose-six-regions-demand-lg-autonomy-resource-control/

PoloG:
Go to portharcourt and shout alaigbo.. if you make it [quote author=PoloG post=99535488]
stop saying what u don't know just to create division. My wife is an Igbo from port Harcourt. u dare not say to his father that theyre not igbo, he will shop of ur head for trying to divide igbo nation the more. The first time I visited them, I came on Saturday and slept over to Sunday. All their discussions were in Igbo. ii was wondering what's going on, coz I've read so many online that pH is not igbo. so on Sunday, we went to service, and to my greatest surprise, it was igbo service. it prompted me to ask questions. You know the response i got?
The old woman beside me, said that I should not mind Nigeria and their divide and rule. she said pH is an Igbo city and the church services in the city are only in English and Igbo. there is no other language used for service except the two.
when I got home, I asked my in-law same question and told me that he's a full blooded igbo and anyone that says otherwise to his hearing risks his or her life. So my dear, forget Nigeria and their lies.
ask urself why saro wiwa excluded pH in his Niger delta Republic( for the Ijaw) map...that's coz he knew very well that pH is not ijaw , but igbo.
the day ikwerre openly accept their igbo was like the aniomas of delta, that's the day ownership of pH will die a natural death.
shalom. alive login on nairaland and call me bastard

Juliusmalema:
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If there exist one thing Nnamdi Kanu and his Ipob miscreants had successfully brought to igbo nation, it is nothing but Insults from people who cannot dare talk to Igbos on a normal day.

Respect is earned not the other way but Nnamdi Kanu has successfully Rubbished Igbos to the dust that every tom, dick and Harry now shows strength to Igbos and release statements as they want.

More Insults to come in the coming days..

How can someone load so many ethnicities and call them biafra but the fool is busy operating in Igboland and send fools to their early graves.

Is it crime for all these useless fools and miscreants to agitate for Igbo Republic. Why must they drag others in their Stupidity.

You said lugard forced you into Nigeria, yet you want to force others into biafra...Only fools who defies their own logic behaves this way.

Biafra my foot.

Princedapace:


The FG will deny the airport international license. Too bad

AnonPoet:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/06/coalition-criticises-sylva-for-landing-at-bayelsa-airport-he-claimed-never-existed/

Kcconcept:
keep it and continue to protect it

DaddyRochie1642:
Is that the picture of the thief on fire, that thief must be strong to be standing while his body is on fire.... Hope he has learnt his lesson

nairalee:
That's why I've lost my respect for most of these so called men of God. Some of them occupying church positions by day but swimming with the devil by night.