I've done it before.in fact,about 4times.I know I'll do it again if I'm lucky to sit beside a pretty girl the few times I go to church.

igbeke: Miss Jegede all d way.
where is she now? really missed her on screen.
if i hav my way, i will marry her.

guy no take your awilo spoil my blues oo.shoooooo.me dey reason how i want take go see the parents sharpenly.the babe dey trip me die.

@OP you aint the only one affected.i've been suffering same for over a week now.inability to access the net and all.it got to a point that i thought my tablet was faulty.took it to a friend who then told me it was etisalat ish.before now,etisalat was quite okay but they have been worse than crap in the last couple of weeks.i just hope they get their act together because i'm tired of changing network providers.

*sneezes loudly*
D.amn! I'm allergic to B.S.

Nigerians with their unending impossible projections.what a funny statement.

I'm a strong advocate of capital punishment.way to go akunyili,but this is just wishful thinking sha.

I like some of them,the brownish types.they are kinda cute.tried dating one while in school but she didn't have my time.

very guilty of number 1.trying very hard to be more subtle and diplomatic but it is very hard saying stuff I don't believe in just to make the other person happy.but how man go do?

hell

while not encouraging MASSOB to engage in any form of war,i will like to humbly tell them that i'm sick of their unending threats.if you want to go to war,do that already.
In the words of busta rhymes "if you want to throw the knife,then throw the damn knife and stop talking"

this indeed is a sad development but comes as no surprise.the cameroonians didnt do well but whose fault is it that nigerians are being ridiculed and made to suffer in their ancestral lands.nigeria is all talk with no action.where are the alternatives that were promised these people? where is the negotiation that was supposed to be underway with the cameroonian government? i'm sure the nigerian government in its usual fashion has forgotten that such a people exist.pity

playmode: [size=15pt]Just take a look at the responses here unf-u-c-kin.g believable! You guys (Rossikk,Burger01, val_dee,KingPradas) are supreme idiots and probably criminal minded.Our brothers and sisters are terrorizing their host countries and here you are insulting a Malaysian who is tired of our sh*T.

We destroyed our country (Nigeria) because of our low IQ ,greed ,stupidity,tribalism and inability to be a progressive nation then we move to other foreign countries and start destroying their countries too.Take a look around you,you bloody m0nkeys! Nobody likes us and nobody wants us.They don't dislike us because they are jealous but because Nigerians are f-u-c-ki.ng crime possessed m0r0ns.What good has ever come out of our regressive nation ,what GOOD i ask you?

Until we wake the f-u-c-k up and realize that we are parasites who infest other nations and try to spread our virus of destruction and mayhem ,we will never move forward.The only major export we are known for is Criminals.It is Nigerians like you who have made Nigeria what it is today.You fail to admit that you are wrong and accept correction.Instead you ignorantly contninue to claim to be to be a giant even though our country is one of the worst places to be on this planet.

At the rate at which we are going ,it is only a matter of time before foreign embassies stop issuing visas to Nigerians who are not employed by Government.
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guy may God bless you.we nigerians are solely responsible for our problems.greed,stupidity and such are inate in us.instead of we condemning the actions of our brothers and sisters who are busy battering our reputation oustide,some folks are here talking trash.make una no go find work.

nigeria is ripe for social security and all.it shouldn't be an issue for debate.the sad thing is that the money won't get to the unemployed youths who need it.the big ogas will put a hundred names each for themselves.they will end up abusing the scheme,but then again,everthing is abused in nigeria.

take dat: Our president obviously doesn't give damn!

true

I knew it was going to get to this point.pity.too bad for him that his "oga at the top" bowed to public sentiments to get him replaced.i hope he was posted to another command where he can live out his remaining years in the agency quietly.

;DClearly she is running another package outside.I would try my utmost to sleep with a very close friend of hers while making sure she catches us in the act.then I would hit her with the truth and then walk into the sunset.hehehehe(laughs wickedly). ;DClearly she is running another package outside.I would try my utmost to sleep with a very close friend of hers while making sure she catches us in the act.then I would hit her with the truth and then walk into the sunset.hehehehe(laughs wickedly).

doctokwus: A mother who unashamedly lied to nigerians dat she had neva set foot in any hospital before,only to again unashamedly reverse herself& tell us dose she had entrusted her properties were about disposing of dem on expectation she wud not survive her numerous trips to d surgical theatre,does not deserve anything frm nigerians than to watch as events unfold.Respect begets respect,if we are not worthy of knowing d true state of things wt u,it means u don't deem our wishes& prayers of importance to ur wellbeing,so u deserve none frm anyperson wt a sense of dignity.Goodluck to her,but I trully wish she lives long to see d kind of legacy she has left behind

simple story.NEXT

I was at home watching BBC focus on africa.they did something on social networking sites,talking about how youtube gets a billion hits monthly.the anchorperson was interviewing one lady who was talking about the ease with which videos are shared.guess the example she gave? you guessed right,"my oga at the top" video.BBC decided to play the video.I know the video is funny but I felt kinda embarrassed watching it on BBC.What do you think?

soyinka has said it all.now let us for the "okupe clones" to come and call him names.

there is really no time frame but more often than not,I expect it in a matter of days.if I hang around for about a month without signing the attendance register,I don relocate go find a more promising donatus.

your friend no serious at all.why him dey ask that kind question na? tell him to go ahead and marry her since she is the only girl on earth.na until him return come meet am dey bleep him younger bros na then him go learn.

Dondav: Let's just say that most girls are Bangable, But not Marriable... How's that?

may you live long.hehehehehe

this MASSOB sef.All they do is "threaten to declare war" every time.If you want to declare war,do so already.stop talking about it.abi na mouth them dey take fight war? My advice to all my southern brothers is to leave the north and return home.life na only one oo.zoom is better than long story.

okay i don hear.
so make i do wetin?

apache77: [b]@lefulefu and masagoody- we all know these things na...the churchy churchy types will not do random guys so they select carefully. they have much to lose in terms of reputation and integrity so they tend to go with the commited brothers, they must always be seeing u around or u r in a unit with them. once u r in one church group, activity or the other, all goes. they become more at home with you. they know u have as much to lose as they shd u be the kiss and tell type.
there are two types of church sisters- the young and impressionable(between the ages of 18-25) and the other group- experienced, 'I have heard that before' types-age 26-35 or older.

Now the experienced ones are the hardest to bed casually becos at that stage, they are either thru with school, wqorking and are looking for husbands.. they will stress u and atleast make sure that u r ready to marry them before giving u punny.
the impressionable types are taken in by the big car, fine boy swags and the fly lifestyle. they dont even remember they are christians, much less born again once they are outside church. they will just as easily follow u to a bar, lounge or club as they will readily follow you home.
And ofcouse, they always also expect financial gratification from you when you are parting. the only difference between them and olosho is that they keep quiet and sulk if you dont give them 'thanks for coming' unlike those ones that will raise hell.

By and large, the genuine church girls are few- less than 5% of the entire female population of any church.
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i think i really need to start going to church.who knows? i may score me one or two sweet packages.heheheheheheheh

apache77: [b]@lefulefu and masagoody- we all know these things na...the churchy churchy types will not do random guys so they select carefully. they have much to lose in terms of reputation and integrity so they tend to go with the commited brothers, they must always be seeing u around or u r in a unit with them. once u r in one church group, activity or the other, all goes. they become more at home with you. they know u have as much to lose as they shd u be the kiss and tell type.
there are two types of church sisters- the young and impressionable(between the ages of 18-25) and the other group- experienced, 'I have heard that before' types-age 26-35 or older.

Now the experienced ones are the hardest to bed casually becos at that stage, they are either thru with school, wqorking and are looking for husbands.. they will stress u and atleast make sure that u r ready to marry them before giving u punny.
the impressionable types are taken in by the big car, fine boy swags and the fly lifestyle. they dont even remember they are christians, much less born again once they are outside church. they will just as easily follow u to a bar, lounge or club as they will readily follow you home.
And ofcouse, they always also expect financial gratification from you when you are parting. the only difference between them and olosho is that they keep quiet and sulk if you dont give them 'thanks for coming' unlike those ones that will raise hell.

By and large, the genuine church girls are few- less than 5% of the entire female population of any church.
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i think i really need to start going to church.who knows? i may score me one or two sweet packages.heheheheheheheh

gbosaa:



Thats a very fake record...in 24hrs,there are 1440mins..within that time shes had 919 men,meaning each of the men spent less than 2mins.

What sort of men were those?the record must be either spurious or shes had 919 worms for dinner.

i know 5 nairalanders that,ll put her in her right place.

the men don't actually climax.they each shag for 30sec and then stand up.

dammytosh:


The Nigerian Government caused it. What is it with corpers putting another white blouse under their cap in the name of semi hijab. When we keep handling the same issue with different laws. it is amazing.

Check this link and see : https://www.nairaland.com/1225224/muslim-corpers-allowed-wear-hijabshud . So what makes the masquerades in that link right ? Cos of their ability to unleash terror easily I guess.

NYSC should stand their ground. NYSC dress code should be standard. No addition of any rubbish all in the name of religion. If you can not cope, collect exemption letter on Religious / Moral ground. Whatever happens to your career. Best of luck.

No religion has monopoly of violence or double standard manipulations.



I wonder why the the so called HOLY HOLY lied anyway. You fornicate, lie but wear skirt and hope to make heaven. All foolish brainwashed religious scumbags.

While the world prepare for the 21st century challenges ahead, they are busy seeing a new born baby with a cross in his palm and a meat with arabic inscriptions. Bunch or retardsss.

bros na you talk jare.
if you cant cope,apply for exemption.the bar shouldn't be lowered for anyone,whether christian or muslim.

I feel for them sha.I knew it was going in this direction but seriously,I think the Mrs only made it worse.anyways,that is just my thought.I don't know my oga at the top's thought about the situation.let me go ask him.

sanb: Now; wasn't that simple....all you need to do is gather up boldness and approach the lady. Remember, there can only be 2 answers in the world; i.e. yes or no and whichever one you get, at least you’ve tried....

Exactly. The worse that can happen is a "NO",but you won't even get that if you don't try.
But seriously e don stay wey I toast babe oo.

stagger: As of now, Lagos centres do not have any materials for the biometric capture. It is a matter of driving around with the three forms and the teller of payment so that when you are stopped, you present these to the police.

I have never seen this type of nonsense in my life. Where is Osita Chidoka to stop this nonsense? How cna you bring a policy without thought as to the cost implications and logistics?

The same with the calabar centre.no materials for biometric capture. So like you said,i drive around with the forms and teller to present to anybody who is interested in the license.

one word: GREED

I sincerely wish i could say "yes" but who would i be kidding?
Being an illiterate for whatever reason is unfortunate but i refuse to be saddled with such.I know there are a lot of folks out there who won't mind but i'm not one of them.