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PoliticsRe: Onyeama: FG Lacks Capacity, Resources To Cater For Over 2000 Returning Nigerians by Advancedman(m): 9:48am On Apr 15, 2020
CrimeRe: Ikotun, Lagos Robbers Caught And Tortured (Video) by Advancedman(m): 9:45am On Apr 15, 2020
Made4naijalove:
A group of suspected teenage robbers cried for mercy as they were tortured after they were allegedly caught robbing in Ikotun, Lagos.

Residents of Igando and Ikotun in Lagos State fearfully kept vigil on Monday night, April 13, as robbers reportedly went from house to house.

This comes one day after Iyana-Ipaja residents in Lagos experienced the same thing and took to Twitter to raise awareness about it with the hashtag #Lagosunrest.

Ikotun residents decided to take laws into their hands and they captured some teenagers, then tortured them.

A video from the scene shows the teenagers crying and pleading for mercy as they were flogged and tortured with a hot rod.

Someone is heard in the video claiming that one of the suspects is 14 years old.

Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8TXXoMb3U
Police will term it jungle justice and as the poster already incriminate them "taking law into their own hands pls be smart it's not every act you post.
PoliticsRe: 'President Buhari Wore Pam Slippers To Address The Nation Instead Of Shoes' by Advancedman(m): 7:05pm On Apr 14, 2020
idealogical:
Don't know if this is the standard wailing and joblessness or just stupidity and boredom.

Uduma Michael - Cares @DonSolution_ wrote:


https://mobile.twitter.com/DonSolution_/status/1249934379993960448
The guy is a fool may Corona locate him.
HealthRe: No Social Distancing At Access Bank Branch In Oyo State. by Advancedman(m): 3:21pm On Apr 14, 2020
[quote author=onecoder post=88434403]A twitter user called access bank to maintain social distancing in one of its bank in ojoo, Oyo state. I came across it on my timeline just as the bank representative replied the user.

Do you think this is good considering the fact that many Nigerians want the country to get over this pandemic as soon as possible.

Corona kill the Twitter user unless he or she has successfully sustain 100,000 families since lockdown.



https://twitter.com/born_VICTOR/status/1249976541339156480?s=19[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: IMF Grants Debt Relief To 25 Countries by Advancedman(m): 10:39am On Apr 14, 2020
teadrake:
Why is Nigeria missing from the listhuh
Hoin they are doing well
HealthRe: Doctors Say Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farts by Advancedman(m): 10:35am On Apr 14, 2020
masterP042:
Corona virus is an airborne disease, so we shouldn't be surprised.
I think the best method to tackle this disease is the method used by Czech Republic, cross river state and others.. Which is no masks no movement policy. With everyone's mask on, it helps to prevent spread and contraction of the disease.. This lockdown is very harsh truly I think we should find a better way that is more suitable, because lockdown without regular tests and palliatives is nonsense.
Lockdown for Naija was the highest level of stupidity because it's an act of copy copy rather than reasoning.
Most countries doing lockdown have structure but here none so we should do preventive and control instead of this foolishness.
Since covid-19 people have stop dying of other causes except for covid-19?
PoliticsRe: We Can’t Lock Down North — Northern Governors by Advancedman(m): 10:26am On Apr 14, 2020
HenryThegreat1:
https://punchng.com/we-cant-lock-down-north-northern-govs/
These are the responsible Governor for addressing a situation according to their respective peculiarities not just giving orders because everyone is doing same.

The federal government wants to tell the world that covid-19 is prone to the FCT, Lagos and Ogun?
Channels TV Slogan say Naija as giant of Africa should not necessarily be a follower but all I have seen in our style of leadership is follow follow yet as Great Fela sang years ago.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: FG May Extend Lockdown As Cases Rise To 305 by Advancedman(m): 9:41am On Apr 11, 2020
valentineuwakwe:
https://punchng.com/covid-19-fg-may-extend-lockdown-as-cases-rise-to-305/
Lockdown is more of panic mode and the accompanying vices.
NCDC per CDA and compulsory test is the key at least the elite will wilfully comply for their respective safety, then the government will do through the local structure.
But first general sanitation for 3 consecutive curfew days to systemically integrate the people into the fight lockdown.
PoliticsRe: FG To Pardon Orji Kalu, Dariye, Nyame. Ignores El-Zakzaky - Sahara Reporters by Advancedman(m): 9:31am On Apr 11, 2020
LibertyRep:
Stealing or misappropriating funds meant for the development of their states should be equates to terrorism and armed robbery together.

Their actions had denied people access to good medical care which has resulted into deaths.
The poor roads which such funds could have fixed has caused and is still causing accidents resulting into the maiming and killing of their people.

How are they different from terrorists and armed robbers?
Financial misappropriation and embezzlement by leaders equal genocide that is the simplest interpretation.
TravelRe: Coronavirus: China Ejects Nigerians, Other Africans From Homes, Hotels by Advancedman(m): 4:14pm On Apr 08, 2020
Gift52:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrHXLR3sZRc

Chinese Ejecting Africans From Homes, Hotels Over Claims Of Importing Coronavirus Into Country



http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/07/chinese-ejecting-africans-homes-hotels-over-claims-importing-coronavirus-country
The Nigerian that bite a nurse caused it.
PoliticsRe: This Is How Food Items Are Distributed In Rwanda - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by Advancedman(m): 4:05pm On Apr 08, 2020
The white man prison is far more decent, organized, safer and humane than the society called Nigerian.

You nailed it.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Why Buhari Can’t Lead Our Troops Like Chadian President– Tony Momoh by Advancedman(m): 10:46pm On Apr 07, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Buhari can monitor our troops from anywhere....(even while in za oza room)
Yet sanwoolu took analogue photo of explosion to PMB
PoliticsRe: Chukwuma Ochonogor: We Are Offering Nigerians 6 Million Naira Loan Within a Day by Advancedman(m): 10:41pm On Apr 07, 2020
saajus:
wonderful team.
Igbo loan
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by Advancedman(m): 5:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
EBMedia:
6th April, 2020
Press Release

Funke Akindele and her husband were charged to Court for violating restriction orders in Lagos
On 6th April, 2020 at about 1100hours, Funke Akindele Bello and her husband Abdul Rasheed Bello were arraigned in Chief Magistrate Court 1 Ogba on one count charge
. They were brought to Court by detectives from the State Criminal Investigation Department Yaba led by the Deputy Commissioner of Police in charge of investigation, DCP Yetunde Longe. The prosecuting team was lead by the Hon Attorney General of Lagos State, Moyosore Onigbanjo, SAN.

The charge was read to the accused persons by the Court and they pleaded guilty. The Court found them guilty as charged and sentenced as follows: The defendants are to pay a fine of 100,000 each, sentenced to 14 days community service, three hours per day, excluding Saturday and Sunday; each Defender shall visit 10 important public places within Lagos State to educate the public on the consequences of non compliance with the restriction order; and they must submit the names and phone numbers of every person who attended the party.

They shall be placed on isolation by the State Government to determine their COVID-19 status. Failure to abide by the above directives shall attract more severe punishments.


2. The brief facts of the case as contained in the charge are: On 04/04/2020, the two accused persons held a party at their residents with over twenty persons in attendance contrary to the social distancing directives made in pursuant to Regulation 8(1)(a) and (b) & 17(1)(i) of the Lagos State Infectious Disease (Emergency Prevention) Regulations 2020 and therefore committed an offence under Section 58 of the Public Health Law Cap P16 Vol. 9, Laws of Lagos State 2015.

3. The suspects were arrested by operatives of Lagos State Police Command following a viral video showing a large number of persons mainly in the entertainment industry in an Estate, along Ajah, Ibeju-Lekki axis, Lagos celebrating a birthday party organised by Funke Akindele Bello and her husband Abdul Rasheed Bello.

*2. Azeez Fashola a.k.a Naira Marley is now in Police custody. He will also be charged to Court for violating the restriction orders.* The Command has launched a manhunt for the remaining persons who attended the party. The Commissioner of Police Lagos State Command, CP Hakeem Odumosu psc expressed his profound gratitude to Lagosians and other well meaning Nigerians that speak up against the violations. Together we can stop the spread of COVID-19.

DSP Bala Elkana
Police Public Relations Officer,
Lagos State Command.
All attendees should be proscecuted
As well pay 30M to fight the virus.
HealthRe: NMA, NARD Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Invitation Of Chinese Doctors by Advancedman(m): 11:28pm On Apr 05, 2020
CareerRe: Police Officer Demoted For Assaulting Medical Doctor In Akwa Ibom by Advancedman(m): 7:54pm On Apr 05, 2020
Erediauwa:
Corporal Edidiong's demotion is a testament that 73% of them in the force are stark illiterates...


A simple courtesy would have surprisingly promoted him, but Akpan choose to be stupid.



Now see where it has brought him to.
Complete proof
EventsRe: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by Advancedman(m): 2:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
Oluromantic:
Parlour wedding.. so how did igbereTv hear of it?
How did the marriage register get transported from registry to the parlour during the lockdown?
You go mark the JAMB questions yourself
EventsRe: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by Advancedman(m): 2:11pm On Apr 05, 2020
EBMedia:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3305002112862138&id=100000571457063
Now the real solemnisation is around.
I pray it lead to mature marriage.
FamilyRe: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Advancedman(m): 10:04am On Apr 03, 2020
Fuckkthemod:
Mine was in 2006, my dad’s friend who own a house opposite our rented apartment where I lived with my dad. His second daughter was was my friend and age group, whenever her father sees us together he will say of all the landlords children around you choose the son of a tenant, these ones will end up as criminals

Today the man is my personal contractor, he is like a boy to my dad, my dad own 4 houses and a hotel today. Don’t dictate what a person will become
You said the man is your dad friend?
I don't understand.
PoliticsRe: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by Advancedman(m): 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2020
[As I was sleeping inside the truck, I heard a knock on the vehicle door by someone who informed me that smoke was coming out from under the vehicle.

#We quickly moved.

#The policeman that led the team said we should move ahead.

#As we were moving on, the policemen in the escort said that I should stop.

#As we got down, I saw fire coming out from the vehicle. We brought out fire extinguishers to put it out.

#As we were doing that, suddenly the policemen shouted that everybody should run.


#As I was running, I heard a bang and noticed something in my abdomen. That was all I knew and the next thing was that I woke up in the hospital.”

Keyboard thunder where are you?, This guy is a client that have been booked.
PoliticsRe: Street Shops Not Included In Markets Shutdowns – Police by Advancedman(m): 11:13am On Mar 31, 2020
Pierced:
I tire.....I am even scared of going to the salon.
Afro isn't a crime for this period.
PoliticsRe: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Advancedman(m): 10:37am On Mar 31, 2020
Ajibel:
PRESS RELEASE

Lagos State Government has confirmed that the SMS messages forwarded to residents of the State who are sixty years old and above was part of the measures put in place to reach the aged and vulnerable residents for whom the stimulus food package unveiled by the State Government on Friday 27th March, 2020 is meant for.

The stimulus, which comes in packs of raw food items, to be distributed to every local government in the State is aimed at cushioning the effects of the fourteen days lockdown directive by the State and Federal Governments.

The State Commissioner for Agriculture, Prince Gbolahan Lawal, who made the clarification in Lagos today explained that an SMS from the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) has been sent out to the aged asking them to reply with a “YES”, “FOOD YES” or “SWITCH YES” if their registered home address with the Agency is still valid.

Lawal noted that the Ministry of Agriculture was collaborating with the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) in order to be able to reach the targeted audience as well as ensure fairness and evenness in the distribution of the stimulus packages, just as he stressed the importance of each Lagos resident registering with the Agency in order to assess social benefits like this in the future.

The Commissioner therefore urged those concerned to quickly respond to the SMS stressing that they have till midday 12:00pm of Tuesday, March 31st 2020 as that is cut off period.

He reiterated that as soon as all responses are collated, beneficiaries will start receiving their stimulus emergency food package from the State Government.

https://twitter.com/lagosagric1/status/1244657249420804096
Good but you rather bury the young?
PoliticsRe: Governor Makinde Mocking Coronavirus At PDP Rally Before Testing Positive (Video by Advancedman(m): 10:35am On Mar 31, 2020
CHIDINMALOVE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAGurRMETU0

A video of Governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo State mocking coronavirus at a PDP rally days ago, has surfaced just after he tested positive for the virus.

Speaking at the event, the Oyo State Governor disclosed that there was outcry against the rally as many claimed there was coronavirus. He further stated that there is no coronavirus in PDP.

Makinde said: “They say we should not do this rally because of Coronavirus... Their party leader say they have Coronavirus... We don’t have Coronavirus in our party”

Watch the video above.
This is the crop of leaders we have, making jest of a global pandemic
PoliticsRe: Governor Makinde Mocking Coronavirus At PDP Rally Before Testing Positive (Video by Advancedman(m): 10:00am On Mar 31, 2020
CHIDINMALOVE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAGurRMETU0

A video of Governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo State mocking coronavirus at a PDP rally days ago, has surfaced just after he tested positive for the virus.

Speaking at the event, the Oyo State Governor disclosed that there was outcry against the rally as many claimed there was coronavirus. He further stated that there is no coronavirus in PDP.

Makinde said: “They say we should not do this rally because of Coronavirus... Their party leader say they have Coronavirus... We don’t have Coronavirus in our party”

Watch the video above.
Who then infected him?
BusinessRe: Coronavirus: List of markets shut down by Lagos State Government by Advancedman(m): 12:09pm On Mar 26, 2020
Tolumiide:
Mile12 should be on that list. I know it deals with food stuff, but very unclean.
How many grocery have you distributed to your neighbourhood?
PoliticsRe: Some Legislators Refusing Screening At Airport – FG by Advancedman(m): 11:42pm On Mar 23, 2020
FamilyRe: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by Advancedman(m): 11:36pm On Mar 23, 2020
Ngozey:
I don’t know how to start, am very scared right now. I don’t know what to do about this pregnancy.

Actually I stay with my sister, her husband, her baby and her husband's brother who is a year younger than me. We have been sleeping together for sometimes now. Am now 8 weeks pregnant.

I told him he said I should abort before people find out. We went to the hospital together to remove it but the money they are asking us is too much. We are students depending on my sister and brother in law. We are both stuck and confused. Am scared if my sister comes to find, out she will send me back to the village. I don’t want to go back.

I need help please on what to do about it. The pregnancy is only 8 weeks, please no insult.
You are stupid for saying no insult after you have not only insulted but also assaulted us with your stupidity.
HealthRe: Suleiman Achimugu Is Dead! Coronavirus Kills Ex-MD Of PPMC by Advancedman(m): 11:49am On Mar 23, 2020
Righteousness89:
Condolences to the Family left Behind..

As for those who Genuinely Trust in GOD, not in Mouth!

Relax yourself! No Panic

This pandemic is not For you!!
Amen
EventsRe: Groom Walks Out On Bride In Jos During Church Wedding by Advancedman(m): 7:28pm On Mar 22, 2020
Reichel99:
He is senseless, he should have dumped her since.
Sensibility is inconsequential in such matter.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Lagos Bus Service Limited To Enforce No Standing Rule In Buses by Advancedman(m): 9:04am On Mar 22, 2020
FamilyRe: How To Divorce? My Sister's Husband Is About To Kill Her. by Advancedman(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2020
Born2conquer:
If I don’t act FAST, I might lose my sister

She made a mistake marrying this beast and I can’t keep on looking.

Please, what’s the fastest way to institute a divorce in lagos?
Is she a minor? If not approach the matter as a concern neighbour.

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