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Politics › Re: This Is How Food Items Are Distributed In Rwanda - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by Advancedman(m): 4:05pm On Apr 08, 2020
The white man prison is far more decent, organized, safer and humane than the society called Nigerian.

You nailed it.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram: Why Buhari Can’t Lead Our Troops Like Chadian President– Tony Momoh by Advancedman(m): 10:46pm On Apr 07, 2020
hisexcellency34:
Buhari can monitor our troops from anywhere....(even while in za oza room)
Yet sanwoolu took analogue photo of explosion to PMB
Politics › Re: Chukwuma Ochonogor: We Are Offering Nigerians 6 Million Naira Loan Within a Day by Advancedman(m): 10:41pm On Apr 07, 2020
saajus:
wonderful team.
Igbo loan
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by Advancedman(m): 5:50pm On Apr 06, 2020
EBMedia:
6th April, 2020
Press Release

Funke Akindele and her husband were charged to Court for violating restriction orders in Lagos
On 6th April, 2020 at about 1100hours, Funke Akindele Bello and her husband Abdul Rasheed Bello were arraigned in Chief Magistrate Court 1 Ogba on one count charge
. They were brought to Court by detectives from the State Criminal Investigation Department Yaba led by the Deputy Commissioner of Police in charge of investigation, DCP Yetunde Longe. The prosecuting team was lead by the Hon Attorney General of Lagos State, Moyosore Onigbanjo, SAN.

The charge was read to the accused persons by the Court and they pleaded guilty. The Court found them guilty as charged and sentenced as follows: The defendants are to pay a fine of 100,000 each, sentenced to 14 days community service, three hours per day, excluding Saturday and Sunday; each Defender shall visit 10 important public places within Lagos State to educate the public on the consequences of non compliance with the restriction order; and they must submit the names and phone numbers of every person who attended the party.

They shall be placed on isolation by the State Government to determine their COVID-19 status. Failure to abide by the above directives shall attract more severe punishments.


2. The brief facts of the case as contained in the charge are: On 04/04/2020, the two accused persons held a party at their residents with over twenty persons in attendance contrary to the social distancing directives made in pursuant to Regulation 8(1)(a) and (b) & 17(1)(i) of the Lagos State Infectious Disease (Emergency Prevention) Regulations 2020 and therefore committed an offence under Section 58 of the Public Health Law Cap P16 Vol. 9, Laws of Lagos State 2015.

3. The suspects were arrested by operatives of Lagos State Police Command following a viral video showing a large number of persons mainly in the entertainment industry in an Estate, along Ajah, Ibeju-Lekki axis, Lagos celebrating a birthday party organised by Funke Akindele Bello and her husband Abdul Rasheed Bello.

*2. Azeez Fashola a.k.a Naira Marley is now in Police custody. He will also be charged to Court for violating the restriction orders.* The Command has launched a manhunt for the remaining persons who attended the party. The Commissioner of Police Lagos State Command, CP Hakeem Odumosu psc expressed his profound gratitude to Lagosians and other well meaning Nigerians that speak up against the violations. Together we can stop the spread of COVID-19.

DSP Bala Elkana
Police Public Relations Officer,
Lagos State Command.
All attendees should be proscecuted
As well pay 30M to fight the virus.
Health › Re: NMA, NARD Threaten To Withdraw Services Over Invitation Of Chinese Doctors by Advancedman(m): 11:28pm On Apr 05, 2020
Career › Re: Police Officer Demoted For Assaulting Medical Doctor In Akwa Ibom by Advancedman(m): 7:54pm On Apr 05, 2020
Erediauwa:
Corporal Edidiong's demotion is a testament that 73% of them in the force are stark illiterates...


A simple courtesy would have surprisingly promoted him, but Akpan choose to be stupid.



Now see where it has brought him to.
Complete proof
Events › Re: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by Advancedman(m): 2:13pm On Apr 05, 2020
Oluromantic:
Parlour wedding.. so how did igbereTv hear of it?
How did the marriage register get transported from registry to the parlour during the lockdown?
You go mark the JAMB questions yourself
Events › Re: Couple Weds In A Living Room In Taraba Due To Coronavirus Lockdown (Photo) by Advancedman(m): 2:11pm On Apr 05, 2020
EBMedia:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3305002112862138&id=100000571457063
Now the real solemnisation is around.
I pray it lead to mature marriage.
Family › Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Someone Ever Said To You? by Advancedman(m): 10:04am On Apr 03, 2020
Fuckkthemod:
Mine was in 2006, my dad’s friend who own a house opposite our rented apartment where I lived with my dad. His second daughter was was my friend and age group, whenever her father sees us together he will say of all the landlords children around you choose the son of a tenant, these ones will end up as criminals

Today the man is my personal contractor, he is like a boy to my dad, my dad own 4 houses and a hotel today. Don’t dictate what a person will become
You said the man is your dad friend?
I don't understand.
Politics › Re: Akure Explosion: I Didn't Know There're Explosives In My Truck, Truck Driver by Advancedman(m): 4:00pm On Apr 02, 2020
[As I was sleeping inside the truck, I heard a knock on the vehicle door by someone who informed me that smoke was coming out from under the vehicle.

#We quickly moved.

#The policeman that led the team said we should move ahead.

#As we were moving on, the policemen in the escort said that I should stop.

#As we got down, I saw fire coming out from the vehicle. We brought out fire extinguishers to put it out.

#As we were doing that, suddenly the policemen shouted that everybody should run.


#As I was running, I heard a bang and noticed something in my abdomen. That was all I knew and the next thing was that I woke up in the hospital.”

Keyboard thunder where are you?, This guy is a client that have been booked.
Politics › Re: Street Shops Not Included In Markets Shutdowns – Police by Advancedman(m): 11:13am On Mar 31, 2020
Pierced:
I tire.....I am even scared of going to the salon.
Afro isn't a crime for this period.
Politics › Re: Lagos: SMS On Stimulus Packages For 60-Year-Old And Above Is Real - LASG by Advancedman(m): 10:37am On Mar 31, 2020
Ajibel:
PRESS RELEASE

Lagos State Government has confirmed that the SMS messages forwarded to residents of the State who are sixty years old and above was part of the measures put in place to reach the aged and vulnerable residents for whom the stimulus food package unveiled by the State Government on Friday 27th March, 2020 is meant for.

The stimulus, which comes in packs of raw food items, to be distributed to every local government in the State is aimed at cushioning the effects of the fourteen days lockdown directive by the State and Federal Governments.

The State Commissioner for Agriculture, Prince Gbolahan Lawal, who made the clarification in Lagos today explained that an SMS from the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) has been sent out to the aged asking them to reply with a “YES”, “FOOD YES” or “SWITCH YES” if their registered home address with the Agency is still valid.

Lawal noted that the Ministry of Agriculture was collaborating with the Lagos State Residents Registration Agency (LASRRA) in order to be able to reach the targeted audience as well as ensure fairness and evenness in the distribution of the stimulus packages, just as he stressed the importance of each Lagos resident registering with the Agency in order to assess social benefits like this in the future.

The Commissioner therefore urged those concerned to quickly respond to the SMS stressing that they have till midday 12:00pm of Tuesday, March 31st 2020 as that is cut off period.

He reiterated that as soon as all responses are collated, beneficiaries will start receiving their stimulus emergency food package from the State Government.

https://twitter.com/lagosagric1/status/1244657249420804096
Good but you rather bury the young?
Politics › Re: Governor Makinde Mocking Coronavirus At PDP Rally Before Testing Positive (Video by Advancedman(m): 10:35am On Mar 31, 2020
CHIDINMALOVE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAGurRMETU0

A video of Governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo State mocking coronavirus at a PDP rally days ago, has surfaced just after he tested positive for the virus.

Speaking at the event, the Oyo State Governor disclosed that there was outcry against the rally as many claimed there was coronavirus. He further stated that there is no coronavirus in PDP.

Makinde said: “They say we should not do this rally because of Coronavirus... Their party leader say they have Coronavirus... We don’t have Coronavirus in our party”

Watch the video above.
This is the crop of leaders we have, making jest of a global pandemic
Politics › Re: Governor Makinde Mocking Coronavirus At PDP Rally Before Testing Positive (Video by Advancedman(m): 10:00am On Mar 31, 2020
CHIDINMALOVE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAGurRMETU0

A video of Governor Seyi Makinde of Oyo State mocking coronavirus at a PDP rally days ago, has surfaced just after he tested positive for the virus.

Speaking at the event, the Oyo State Governor disclosed that there was outcry against the rally as many claimed there was coronavirus. He further stated that there is no coronavirus in PDP.

Makinde said: “They say we should not do this rally because of Coronavirus... Their party leader say they have Coronavirus... We don’t have Coronavirus in our party”

Watch the video above.
Who then infected him?
Business › Re: Coronavirus: List of markets shut down by Lagos State Government by Advancedman(m): 12:09pm On Mar 26, 2020
Tolumiide:
Mile12 should be on that list. I know it deals with food stuff, but very unclean.
How many grocery have you distributed to your neighbourhood?
Politics › Re: Some Legislators Refusing Screening At Airport – FG by Advancedman(m): 11:42pm On Mar 23, 2020
Family › Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by Advancedman(m): 11:36pm On Mar 23, 2020
Ngozey:
I don’t know how to start, am very scared right now. I don’t know what to do about this pregnancy.

Actually I stay with my sister, her husband, her baby and her husband's brother who is a year younger than me. We have been sleeping together for sometimes now. Am now 8 weeks pregnant.

I told him he said I should abort before people find out. We went to the hospital together to remove it but the money they are asking us is too much. We are students depending on my sister and brother in law. We are both stuck and confused. Am scared if my sister comes to find, out she will send me back to the village. I don’t want to go back.

I need help please on what to do about it. The pregnancy is only 8 weeks, please no insult.
You are stupid for saying no insult after you have not only insulted but also assaulted us with your stupidity.
Health › Re: Suleiman Achimugu Is Dead! Coronavirus Kills Ex-MD Of PPMC by Advancedman(m): 11:49am On Mar 23, 2020
Righteousness89:
Condolences to the Family left Behind..

As for those who Genuinely Trust in GOD, not in Mouth!

Relax yourself! No Panic

This pandemic is not For you!!
Amen
Events › Re: Groom Walks Out On Bride In Jos During Church Wedding by Advancedman(m): 7:28pm On Mar 22, 2020
Reichel99:
He is senseless, he should have dumped her since.
Sensibility is inconsequential in such matter.
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Bus Service Limited To Enforce No Standing Rule In Buses by Advancedman(m): 9:04am On Mar 22, 2020
Family › Re: How To Divorce? My Sister's Husband Is About To Kill Her. by Advancedman(m): 4:28pm On Mar 20, 2020
Born2conquer:
If I don’t act FAST, I might lose my sister

She made a mistake marrying this beast and I can’t keep on looking.

Please, what’s the fastest way to institute a divorce in lagos?
Is she a minor? If not approach the matter as a concern neighbour.
Politics › Re: Lagos Moves To Stop Church, Mosque Services by Advancedman(m): 11:47pm On Mar 18, 2020
SamuelOamen:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-lagos-moves-to-stop-church-mosque-services/
China banned church, mosque etc now they are extending it to the world in form of convid-19.
Politics › Re: Suswam Seeks 2 Days In Prison For Leaders by Advancedman(m): 5:26pm On Mar 18, 2020
However, Senator Ibrahim Gobir (APC, Sokoto East), who also spoke on the matter, said that correctional service in Nigeria are colleges for hardened criminals and not for civil persons

This one is a fool and an uneducated illiterate.
Health › Re: Mentally-Challenged Preacher Rehabilitated By Kokun Foundation by Advancedman(m): 5:19pm On Mar 18, 2020
NwekeUG:
Mentally-Challenged Preacher Receives Rehabilitation After His Video Went Rival (Photos)

IgbereTV reports that the mentally-challenged man whose video went viral not very long ago for preaching the word of God to members of the the public and also praying for them has been rehabilitated by the Kokun foundation.

See video below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b-S4bF6Jcc

The video brought so many reactions from Nigerians on social media, including from Philanthropists, like Kokun foundation and co also many more. Kokun foundation, who is mainly known for the viral philanthropic works that he has done and still doing, giving out scholarships, giving out shelters, helping entrepreneur, empowering so many youths and widows, paying lots of people hospital bills.

Kokun Foundation have changed the lives of so many people in Nigeria today and still having in mind to do more.

According to IgbereTV reports, Kokun made a passionate plead out that Nigerians should help him find the man, and Nigerians truly came to his rescue.

The mentally disturbed man, though well-educated was later found in Warri, and was brought down to a mental institution in Ijebu Ode. He has been cleaned up, his hairs and beards have been shaved, new clothes worn and he looks completely rebranded and also unrecognisable.

See pictures below.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9yawW0pyEq/?igshid=t31xrer4eiy2
Where is can of worms and the demigod gos
Sports › Re: Coronavirus: Mikel Obi's Contract With Trabzonspor Club Terminated by Advancedman(m): 5:17pm On Mar 18, 2020
ContractKiller:
Turkish Fan Insults Mikel Obi On His Baby Mama's IG And She Savagely Responds


The former Nigeria captain condemned the ongoing Turkish Super Lig, and could pay a bigger price than the termination of his Trabzonspor contract.

For better or worse, John Mikel Obi has always been highly opinionated.

It is the quality that made him such a good captain for the Nigeria national team for many years, and endeared him to the fans. It also, at various points, led to an uneasy relationship with the Nigeria Football Federation; his propensity to speak his mind and stand on principle came to be regarded as evidence of a lack of respect within a very gerontocratic culture.

This time, almost a year removed from his international retirement, he is once again suffering personal injury for speaking out in the face of administrative recklessness. This time, it is from club Trabzonspor, who took offence at his latest comments decrying the lack of sensitivity of the Turkish football authorities.

The backstory centres on the coronavirus, which the WHO has now labelled a pandemic, prompting leagues all over Europe to shut down.


High-profile personalities, including coaches (Arsenal’s Mikel Arteta, for instance, was one of the first in the Premier League to test positive) and players alike (Callum Hudson-Odoi in England, Blaise Matuidi and Daniele Rugani in Italy, 35 per cent of the Valencia squad, several members of the Sampdoria squad, you could go on and on) have been hit by the virus, prompting the suspension of play altogether.

However, the Turkish Super Lig has ploughed on undeterred, initially bent on having fans in the stands before making a token concession and electing to play behind closed doors.


It is against this backdrop that Mikel took the Instagram to register his objection, stating he did “not feel comfortable…play(ing) football in this situation” and that “everyone should be at home with their families and loved ones in this critical time.”

“There is more to life than football,” he wrote.

Credit to him for saying what everyone else was thinking – Galatasaray striker Radamel Falcao agreed in the comments, and he cannot be the only one – but title-chasing Trabzonspor did not take kindly to what they apparently construed as a form of dissent.

Ergo: both parties’ decision to part ways. Any pretence of it being amicable is pretty much shattered by the fact that Mikel will receive no compensation, and agreed to forgo any other bonuses.

Beyond the satisfaction of being a martyr, and of once again sticking up for what he believes in, it is unclear precisely what direction Mikel’s career goes.

The former Chelsea man is still only 32, and his two daughters were born and raised in London, so a return to the England could well be on the cards.

While a career in the Premier League might be beyond him already (never the most mobile, more of his acceleration has been shaved off over the last couple of seasons), he did make a favourable impression during a six-month loan spell in the Championship in 2018.

Playing under Tony Pulis must be the most difficult brief for a midfield player, but Mikel managed to emerge with credit, leading Boro to within a point of a promotion play-off place. A similar sort of short-term deal would seem the likeliest avenue.

Ultimately though, it is a decision that might be taken out of his hands altogether.

As the virus over which he has beat a retreat from Turkey spreads, it is increasingly difficult to chart a timeline for the conclusion of the current football season and the resumption of the next. Already, the European Championship has been moved back to 2021, and the resolution modalities for leagues around Europe remain unclear. Mikel turns 33 in April, and has stated previously he is not interested in playing far into his dotage.

As it happens, the coronavirus may have put an end, not only to Mikel’s stay in the Super Lig, but also his active football career.

Meanwhile a Trabzonspor fan who insulted Mikel on his Baby Mama's IG was clinically and philosophically put in his place:


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https://www.goal.com/en/news/could-john-obi-mikels-bravery-over-coronavirus-spell-the-end/w01581478s0e1picvwj301rh1
He is not serious he should come to Naija eyinba FC
Politics › Re: Togo, Benin, Niger Owe Nigeria 30 Billion Naira For Electricity by Advancedman(m): 9:24am On Mar 17, 2020
ikorodureporta:
Source: https://punchng.com/togo-niger-benin-owe-nigeria-n30bn-for-electricity/
Trade exchange is the key.
Debt is where corruption feeds
Politics › Re: Kano Anti-Corruption Agency To Summon Sanusi Over Corruption Charges by Advancedman(m): 9:21am On Mar 17, 2020
donpapa:
Yeye dey smell.. What can be worse than his deposition and banishment? Where was the State Public Complaints and Anti-corruption Commission when Ganduje’s babariga was swallowing dollars like that JAMB office’s snake?
Summon from banishment.....hahaaha
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Visits President Buhari With Pictures From Lagos Explosion Site by Advancedman(m): 10:34pm On Mar 16, 2020
Lawalemi:
So has to carry those pictures to the man in Abuja. It's well
Super analogue, so no video URL for NEMA that his aides could assess for him to have live feeds.
Business › Re: My Bank Account Restricted Unjustly by Advancedman(m): 9:42pm On Mar 15, 2020
Born2Breed:
The person that transfered money to your account is a fraud.

The account he transfered money from does not belong to him.
But the poster is confusing him/herself by saying the same person reported.
Romance › Re: He Gives Me Anything I Want, Calls Me Frequently But Has Never Asked Me Out by Advancedman(m): 11:44pm On Mar 13, 2020
NextD18:
Be bold and ask him out if you have feelings for him before you loose him to another lady.
Right but real men sometimes check out ladies who always want anything or something as the poster said 'he give me anything I want"
Properties › Re: FG To Lease Unoccupied Private Houses Nationwide - Fashola by Advancedman(m): 6:07pm On Mar 13, 2020
Citytrend:
Wisdom indeed!

The Question is, what if the owner lives abroad?
We are very successful today as a nation because of this type of wisdom.
It should have been abandoned property not unoccupied property.
Business › Re: Dangote Loses N240 Billion To Coronavirus In 5 Hours by Advancedman(m): 1:08pm On Mar 12, 2020

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