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PoliticsRe: “If Goodluck Jonathan Were President During Coronavirus” By Reno Omokri by Advancedman(m): 10:17am On Apr 29, 2020
mimimile93:
If GEJ was the President, Min of petroleum and aviation Min would've added more bulletproof cars to their garage.
Virus proof cars Anticovid spec
Christianity EtcRe: Police Arrest Mubarak Bala For “Blasphemy” by Advancedman(m): 10:13am On Apr 29, 2020
FamilyRe: My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave In Our House & I Do Not Know How To Stop by Advancedman(m): 10:10am On Apr 29, 2020
Beautykate:
I am writing to ask if you can help me to persuade my husband to do less around the house. I am worried that he is going to make himself ill from exhaustion. Also, and it is hard for me to say this to him without being hurtful, I married him for his fun personality not his work ethic and I fear I am losing him to domestic drudgery. I want an equal partner, not a slave.

We have a toddler and a baby, born few months ago. During the pregnancy, I was quite tired and run down and my darling, supportive husband started to do more and more around the house and with our son (and despite a full-time, responsible job, he has always done more than his fair share of housework). I am now breastfeeding the baby, which is tough because he barely stops feeding and won't really nap anywhere except in my arms.

So this leaves my husband doing the shopping, tidying, washing and cooking. He gets up at 6am every morning to get our toddler ready for nursery, with a packed lunch, and he drops him off before he can get himself off to work. Meanwhile, I just sit around feeding the baby!

I feel permanently guilty and as if the only way I will get my husband to do less is if I do more. The thing is that I can walk away from mess and he can't.

I hugely appreciate him helping, but, beyond the basics, would rather see him sleeping or even cuddling me on the sofa rather than trying to be on top of everything. I love my husband – he is truly the sweetest, most loving, most wonderful lover and father, but I find myself resenting the fact that I barely see his fun side these days because he is so tired that he is essentially ill – and I can't help thinking it is at least partly self-inflicted
The only part that I thank you for is the fact that you recognise that modern women want slave as husband.
Help yourself this way, assume your husband is the other way will you give excuse of breast feeding No so get up and be responsible.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Caught With Charms In Wardrobe: I Am A Spiritual Man, Not A Native Doctor by Advancedman(m): 11:19pm On Apr 28, 2020
mrsjoanalege:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6N4FBUIKXs

A pastor has been caught with some charms in his wardrobe. The charms which included animal horns were tied with red cloth.

In the video, the already handcuffed pastor can be seen shouting at those present that he has done nothing wrong by having charms. He further states that he is a spiritual man and not a native DOCTOR, so does not understand why he is being procecuted.
It's the church organisation that should disown him and sue him for impersonation and anybody he has defrauded can come up.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Oxford Vaccine Works On Monkeys by Advancedman(m): 5:28pm On Apr 28, 2020
Dreyfundz:
Sweet news
Those covi419ners will not like the news.
RomanceRe: Can A Girl With High Body Count Be Faithful In Marriage? by Advancedman(m): 11:20pm On Apr 27, 2020
donestk:
I meant someone with several past relationships that went down with most of them.
I want marriage here means marriage.
Having said that, during courtship every necessary fundamental must have been dealt with.
So if not for negative or negligence reason she can be faithful.
Negative is the deliberate or deliquent act.
Negligence is not dealing with the right issues during courtship.
FamilyRe: How Do I Handle A Husband Who Wants To Have Sex Almost Everyday? by Advancedman(m): 11:09pm On Apr 27, 2020
Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?
He might be hyper while you are not couple with the lockdown and being the faithful man I can understand your brief but here is my advice make love to him in mutuality and be the boss thrill and satisfy him till he is running away.
Why do I say this?
The idea that man ask and woman gives in marriage is really an issue rather love up like a teenager no one is no one is consenting just duos at a go.
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Gradually Ease Lockdown In Lagos, FCT And Ogun From 4th May by Advancedman(m): 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2020
NotNairalandi:
This is not the right time to relax this lockdown.we need to keep watching how it goes until May Ending. Why rushing things.

please nobody should quote me because my data is remaining 2mb.
If you cannot send me 60k thunder fire you there.
PoliticsRe: Rotimi Amaechi: ‘Buhari Is A Shy Person, Dislikes Public Show’ by Advancedman(m): 2:34pm On Apr 27, 2020
ebuk4real:
angry angry

At times, it's better to keep quiet and be assumed you're wise than to speak and expose your foolishness....
A shy person can be anything behind the scenes but not a sitting president. amaechi go buy yourself sense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Becky Ames Broke Her Own Stay-At-Home Order To Go To Nail Salon by Advancedman(m): 10:07am On Apr 27, 2020
Melezenawii:
https://nypost.com/2020/04/26/texas-mayor-broke-her-own-stay-at-home-order-to-go-to-nail-salon/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
If a commoner tendered apology a leader should die so she deserves to be shot dead on the spot.
CelebritiesRe: Why Did Davido Call Mercy Johnson And Her Husband 'wicked, Evil People'? by Advancedman(m): 9:56am On Apr 27, 2020
tillaman:
So because you couldn’t honour an agreement and he sued your arse which is perfectly normal since you took his money and they tried to reach out to your team and y’all stopped taking their calls, if you can’t grace an event there something called refund na
Clown
Which mob advice he should repay 300 Million that way his sense will be mobbed.
EducationRe: Edo University Begins Second Semester Online by Advancedman(m): 9:50am On Apr 27, 2020
NwekeUG:
http://igberetvnews.com/1349203/covid-19-edo-university-begins-second-semester-online-photo/
Hope they gave laptop, modems, and other facilitative invectives to the students because this is Nigeria in Falz Voice.
PoliticsRe: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by Advancedman(m): 9:03am On Apr 27, 2020
xxxXXXxxx:
https://punchng.com/ondo-rejects-expired-fgs-palliative-rice/
I believe at every point in time government always have to provide food to some people somewhere so once any product like rice and other food stuff is sized and in good quality they should roll it out immediately for consumption through the government appropriate agencies who pays directly into government account if it's not free instead of keeping such perishable and shelf life foods till they expires.

If there was accountability in government the custom should be pay the keeping them till they expire and the cost of logistics with fine for the embarrassment and and work insubordination.
Many head should roll because there is no logical excuse for this.
Custom whare houses are GIGO not life prison house for goods and same for all government parastatals and agencies.
There should be know waste
PoliticsRe: Ondo Rejects Expired Palliative Rice From FG by Advancedman(m): 8:49am On Apr 27, 2020
mushystuff:
Sarrki and helinues oya o! Come and accuse Akeredolu of playing politics instead of respectfully inspecting rice, separating good rice from bad and quietly returning the rotten ones back to the FG! This was your opinion when Makinde of Oyo state revealed this mess.

Have you considered the logistics cost of the needless back n forth which would have been completely avoided if federal agencies like NAFDAC, Customs and the Ministry of Humanitarian Affairs had deployed basic due diligence by confirming the status of said rice before distribution? Let's not go into the wide window of theft n corruption this opens!
Wailers don't know they are not even a supporter but Wailers.
I love the way you quoted what that fellow wrote when it's Oyo now let's hear and see how he is going to mourn this time.
PoliticsRe: Which Of These Critics Will Make A Good President If Allowed To Govern? by Advancedman(m): 12:07am On Apr 27, 2020
nairavsdollars:
Which of these critics of the Muhammadu Buhari administration do you think will make a good President if allowed to govern the country?

1. Yinka Odumakin

2. Deji Adeyanju

3. Omoyele Sowore

4. Reno Omokri

5. Oby Ezekwesili

6. Dino Melaye

7. Mike Ozekhome (SAN)

8. Buba Galadima

9. Timi Frank

10. Femi Falana (SAN)

11. Femi Fani- Kayode
The only critics here is Femi Falana yet critics don't rule they are to criticize the ruler.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Aniekeme Uwah Sacked For Refusing To Manipulate Test Figures by Advancedman(m): 12:03am On Apr 27, 2020
HealthRe: Lady Calls NCDC To Arrest Her Mum For Attending A Wedding Ceremony In Maraba by Advancedman(m): 7:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
Righteousness89:
And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.


Everywhere u look , you see Bible fulfillment!

This our Generation is Definitely the Rapture Generation
Inappropriate.
PoliticsRe: Covid-19: Governors Give Buhari Conditions For Relaxing Lockdown On Monday by Advancedman(m): 6:19pm On Apr 25, 2020
HealthRe: COVID-19: Osagie Ehanire Says Most Nigerians Infected Are Aged Between 31-40 by Advancedman(m): 9:44am On Apr 25, 2020
HealthRe: Why NCDC Doesn’t Want To Lift The Lockdown by Advancedman(m): 9:32am On Apr 25, 2020
sammyj:
I hope they know the consequences of this action without providing food and other palliative to the populace! Not doing so is also a pandemic on it's own!! angry sad tongue " Many families have not been to bury their dead but exception was given to Aba Kyari and his family!
Ali Modu sherif father too.
HealthRe: This Is How Snakes Get Into Your Toilet Sink And Bathroom by Advancedman(m): 6:00pm On Apr 24, 2020
As you know snakes feed mostly on rats and rats are known to burrow or dig holes in the ground. So as Mr.Snake chases after Mr.Rat, Mr.Rat runs into it's hole thinking it is safe but Mr.Snake still continues it's chase after Mr.Rat into Mr.Rat's hole and Mr.Snake might catch Mr.Rat if it's lucky.

If Mr.Snake gets unlucky and Mr.Rat Escapes Mr.Snake would have lost it's way and then tries to find every possible way to get out of the hole and the only way it can do this is to follow the direction air is coming from and unfortunately again, that air is coming from your toilet pipe that is connected to your septic tank under the ground.

The snakes then follows this path and ends up in your toilet.


Is the snake going to dig the sand up to the toilet sink or is it going to make hole in the pipe?
FamilyRe: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Advancedman(m): 12:07am On Apr 24, 2020
rhames:
We

Nobody should pray for my experience and I don't wish my enemy this. I got a JAMB direct admission in 1994 but due to undue favouritism towards my siblings because of my parents archaic belief that the girl child were more valuable than the male child, and being the eldest child, my parents conspired and liked that they could not finance it. Some family friends offered to sponsor my education, especially one who at that time was a Judge of the Court of Appeal Enugu Division, but they blocked it. Instead they raised money for the women education while I had to work various jobs to survive.

Humiliation followed because of my inability to further my education but as fate will have it I was introduced to the world of finance and with my GCE became a ICAN chartered accountant and ACCA qualified and owning my own business. That also makes it a source of envy as I am the first born.
Igbo amaka
FamilyRe: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by Advancedman(m): 11:51pm On Apr 23, 2020
Uniquekriss:
The toughest punishment i ever received was when i used my dad's phone to call a girl and my dad was among the few who had cellphone then, that motorolla and siemens era, d era when people would buy phone and save money for another 6months b4 he can buy SIM , they had warned me severally before then cos he noticed his airtime was always going down even when he didnt do a call, on that fateful evening he was to call someone and noticed there wasn't airtime and i was the only1 around, he asked me to kneel down, gave me d flogging of my life with all those animal skin koboko, i had bruises, he asked mom to grind pepper which she did without having a choice, after that they poured d pepper on my naked body, that night i left d house and it was that same night i lost my virginity to same girl that made me receive such treatment, we did it in a primary school open field at night. I miss my dad. RIP sir.
Baddest
HealthRe: Do You Personally Know Anyone Who Has Tested Positive Or Died Of Coronavirus? by Advancedman(m): 11:27pm On Apr 23, 2020
Iwillsurvivedis:
I don't doubt the existence of the virus on the continent but those figures in Nigeria expecially Lagos and Kano is highly doubtful. Kano just demanded 15 billion from the federal government to fight the disease and any sane person will know that tracing or giving account of the funds afterwards will be highly impossible
Initially north reject lockdown, Kano can't continue testing due to lack of reagents, demands 15 billion Naira, relaxed lockdown for Ramadan shopping, the NGF demanded based on an agreement for additional compulsory 14 days total lockdown across the country.
Well I call it #covi419
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Advancedman(m): 2:42pm On Apr 23, 2020
They can refund my money from marrying his mother till date and have the boy.
CelebritiesRe: In JSS2, Yul Edochie Told His Father, Pete To Open Electrical Shop For Him by Advancedman(m): 2:38pm On Apr 23, 2020
Romanoff:
Rotfl.

I admire his courage at that age.

To look Pete Edochie in the eyes and tell him you're dropping out of school.
That is not courage but he was brought up that way being Igbo Yoruba don't bring their children up in such manner except for few advanced ones.
You are not permitted to have opinion let alone talk.
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Advancedman(m): 2:32pm On Apr 23, 2020
Olalan:
Social media and its downside.... why people record things and put it on social media is puzzling. The quest to gain cheap likes and comments is driving people crazy in this generation.
BTW anybody that faults the man for milding scolding the son probably hasn't worked hard to earn money, the man is mentally tortured to see his son waste his money in the most foolish manner...

Thank you, the man felt all the humiliation in this world for being used by his own son like that.
The recorder and poster who I suspect to be the stupid mother is a deamon.
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Advancedman(m): 2:29pm On Apr 23, 2020
larion:
Absent

Dude was absent for Maths and English.... and the rest result was that poor, yet all he got was slaps.

I think the daddy should be summoned for under beating the boy...Haibo!!
Sense will not kill you.
Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa for you.
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Advancedman(m): 2:28pm On Apr 23, 2020
nairalandbeast1:
Now that is a country that works people have rights

You don't have the right to hit anyone

People have to learn

You can't go about slapping a young man because you re his father

That is child abuse
Thunder fire you.
May you experience what that man feels.
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Advancedman(m): 2:25pm On Apr 23, 2020
obicoolnino:
The boy definately had a poor foundation in his academics but there's still room for improvement. Beating the kid won't open his brain but it's sad to see all the money spent on him go to waste.
What are you saying where did you see beating here but spontaneous reaction from a disappointed father.
EducationRe: Police Summon The Angry Zambian Father Who Beat His Son Over Poor Result by Advancedman(m): 2:23pm On Apr 23, 2020
EVILFOREST:
Why record such.
I guess his wife did
The wife and from her voice in the background.
I think the man should go for paternity test as well as if the wife love and meant well for him and the family at large.
Then the wife should go for mental test.
HealthRe: COVID-19: UN Warns Of Global Famines Of 'Biblical Proportions', Nigeria Included by Advancedman(m): 10:19am On Apr 23, 2020
hod898:
Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/22/africa/coronavirus-famine-un-warning-intl/index.html
Food for muric.
Why use the phrase biblical the Muslims will not understand it because biblical is Christian so UN must use Qur'anic or else.....

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