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HealthRe: Coconut Stuck Up Taiwanese Man's Bum After He Put It There During Sex Act (Pics) by advanceDNA: 5:27pm On Mar 21, 2024
Franzinni:
He is a drug pusher and he must have been creating a pouch for loading consignment that will be trafficked ... Do you know they traffic phones in there to deliver in prison ... Even knives and all
Baba....u dey talk phone and small knife....

na coconut we dey talk here oooo...as in coconut

U don feel body of coconut before??..as in u know how coconut shape baaa?? As in coconut ooooo
PetsRe: Affordable Quality Shitzu Puppies Lagos by advanceDNA: 5:21pm On Mar 21, 2024
grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Strange Sexual Behaviour by advanceDNA: 4:22pm On Mar 21, 2024
shomutuski:
this one nah igbo oo
Yes naaa
HealthRe: Coconut Stuck Up Taiwanese Man's Bum After He Put It There During Sex Act (Pics) by advanceDNA: 4:03pm On Mar 21, 2024
Goodlady:
Lmao!
Class C. For Coconut, Carrot, Cabbage, Cucumber and any fruit they can use for their crazy cravings.

RomanceRe: Strange Sexual Behaviour by advanceDNA: 4:02pm On Mar 21, 2024
shomutuski:
which stella? LMAO I sabi one like that wey like fight before mekwe oo
This one yellow die....tall, fine die, bobbii plenty, full chest

..i initially ddnt get it when the werey first said she no like how I no dey rush am ....that I should rough handle her small naaa......I was like......which one be rough handle again?? . spanking and hair pulling no do you.??

Next thing this werey go dey run inside room, dey use style say make we play game....first to pull each other underwear....and she no go still gree make i pull am easily...its almost as if the werey want make i tear the thing........me be like..this thing don dey look like rape set up for my eye oooo......abeg come come dey go....

Later later when we finish NYSC we jam on POP..werey come dey tell me say me be old school... Say I no sabi 2017 romance ....I tell am say na person wey she go put for trouble she dey find
PoliticsRe: Bianca Ojukwu Stuns At Soludo’s 2nd Anniversary And Slap Saga Event (pictures) by advanceDNA: 2:54pm On Mar 21, 2024
This woman is dangerously beautiful....

How old is she again??
HealthRe: Coconut Stuck Up Taiwanese Man's Bum After He Put It There During Sex Act (Pics) by advanceDNA:
Coconut?? How??



LGBT pple ....bia! please which class una go put this one...cos u guys have one alphabet each for all ur crazy pple

CrimeRe: The House Arrest Of Mr Micheal With Spiritual Power by advanceDNA: 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2024
I need the number of ur dealer
TravelRe: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:44am On Mar 21, 2024
KodakBlack:
Hello,

Your sister should go to the court and get a sole parental responsibility court document that says she has all sole parental responsibility on her son.

That’s the only way they’ll let the application slide. All these side-track of providing biometrics and job information is just running around.

Let her get the court document (NOT AFFIDAVIT O).
Let them do what UKVI ask them... lately ukvi has been denying minor application with only the sole custody document..
they now ask for additional proofs that the child cannot stay with her other parent thats in Nigeria and also clear proof the parent traveling with the child has always been the one caring for child alone in resent times
AutosRe: Sold by advanceDNA: 11:37am On Mar 21, 2024
Alexgray:
Have u used a Nissan Murano before? I don't mean if u have driven one before.i mean have u actually owned and maintained a Nissan Murano before?
How many Nissan Murano have u seen to be butchered?

Spare the details about u knowing someone who has used or heard from someone.im talking 1st hand experience.
Answering questions with questions....??
Simple question u nor fit answer..
RomanceRe: Strange Sexual Behaviour by advanceDNA: 11:31am On Mar 21, 2024
Goldenfinger5:
Female folks in the house pls i want to know something about this behaviour of my girlfriend. She always like me to wrestle her to the ground before having my way with her. At first i thought was going to be a one time affair but to my greatest surprise only this method works and she seem to enjoy every bit of the show. Pls is this behaviour normal
Rape fetish... masochism...

Stella .....I salute who dey date you now.....


..it's either born out of past trauma in which the brain switch to a coping mechanism mode or pornogràphy consumption.......
AutosRe: Sold by advanceDNA: 10:51am On Mar 21, 2024
Alexgray:
Maintenance culture
Fake lubricants
Unqualified mechanics
There is nothing special in a CVT,that is to someone who understands how it truly works and knows what he/she is doing.toyota and Honda also have cars fitted with CVT.
The Toyota 2az engine is prone to oil shortening and oil pump failure after 100k miles,this is a factory defect but people still buy.
Toyota 13 pin and 22 pin transmission is very expensive cos of it being delicate.any use of the wrong lubricant would cause a deep hole in one's pocket,but people still buy.once a Murano is in top condition,and maintenance culture is followed properly,there is virtually nothing to worry about.
Baba u like grammar.....has Nissan Murano not been sold on this forum for 800k with one tukunbo gear before?? We nor lie naaa.
BusinessRe: How Could MMM Could Swept Across Africa Nations And Authorities Did Nothing by advanceDNA: 9:34am On Mar 21, 2024
FinanceMagz:
Lol, if the governments are not for the citizens, then who are they for?
Are u new in Nigeria..??
AutosRe: 2010 Nissan Altima Barely Used 2.2m by advanceDNA: 8:18am On Mar 21, 2024
mexioni:
Lol, God no go let you buy stolen vehicles 😁😁😁😁
Me just dey troll you ooo grin
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 7:14am On Mar 21, 2024
Ahmadusmanu:
The world would have been a better place without you Christians. Check the history of the crusaders how they butchered Jews, Muslim and Christians of different denominations in the name of God. those Christian crusaders are still active today like the New Zealand gun man that killed more than fifty people in the mosque and also the Christchurch mosque killings by Brenton Tarrant, 29, a suspected white crusader, who carried out the attack on two mosques, killing 51 people all in the name of religion. But the media won't potray them as terrorists because they are christians.and so many Christian terrorists like that killing Muslims. World war1&2 are created by the Christians, all weapon of mass destruction are Christians hand work. What kind of blood thirsty demons are you people. Christianity is at the brink of putting all humans to extinction.
This one is a comedian... grin grin grin
Christians is why u have a world to live in to begin with....ur fellow muslim brothers can't even live in some of ur Islamic countries...u run to go and seek asylum in the so called Christian nation u insult....I told u before na hypocrisy be your problem...
If christians, atheists and other religion respond to you with the same measure of ur wickedness ...u Muslims won't have any place in the world...

See the war going on ...ur fellow muslim nation can't even open their borders to their fellow Muslims in distress...yet u have guts to collect aid from America and beg for asylum from them.. ...its like u pple are just unfortunate
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 5:59am On Mar 21, 2024
talk2hb1:
You Sound Bitter and Unappreciative, which is typical of most Christians.
Typical of a Muslim....u want to harass people and kill them......and expect them not to talk...lol..werey is talking about love...well done

.u and ur brothers that dont want to coexist with other religions..u have the effontry to talk about love......we see all ur brothers behaviours in Pakistan, iran, Europe,..u will use a country's welfare and immigration/asylum policy to enter their country ..then u wilk start killing and harrassing ur host....yet u will come and claim hatred....look at urself in the mirror and face ur fellow muslim brothers...

Unappreciative?? U dont even know the meaning of the words u are using....
AutosRe: Mazda 6 2005model For Sale 1,450.000 by advanceDNA: 4:56am On Mar 21, 2024
Totalitarianism:
What's the last price?
Lol.....

RomanceRe: My Woman Loves Me Less When I Treat Her Right. by advanceDNA: 4:39am On Mar 21, 2024
phemyhalaby:
My woman seems not to like me when i show her love.Whenever i bought gifts she just say,"thank you,"briskly,no gushing,no wowing.And then she starts misbehaving throughout the day.In the event that i needed to be intimate with her,she plays hard to get or even declines outrightly.
On the other hand,when ever i treat her bad,she doubles her regard for me,becomes more submissive and brings the intimacy unbeckoned to me,on a platter of gold.
I don't like to treat her bad as i observed it takes a toll on her physical and mental health but she seems to like/enjoy it anyway.
Even,when she thinks that am showing her love,she just deliberately initiate a fall-out or fight.Am just confused.
What can i do?
She may have some psychological issues deep in her persona.... She may have been hurt plenty times in the past, making her see bad behaviours as the real behavior while she sees nice gestures as a smoke screen..

Giver her what she wants...u don't have to be evil...but dont be mr nice guy.....nice guys finish last.....and Whenever u give her anything or do something nice.....don't try to take something from her in return that same day like sex, or anything...just keep a straight face like its nothing....perhaps over time...she will get used to ur niceness as a norm and appreciate it...
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 4:09am On Mar 21, 2024
talk2hb1:
Yeah, Your Choice!
Just know you Christian have this unfound hatred for Muslims and Islam fuelled and catalysed by some individuals and groups identified as Muslims. Exaggerated and blowned out of proportion by Christian media house to suit their personal agenda, unfortunately most of you Christian take it as evidence without reasoning because your brain is emotionally clouded by hatred.
Hatred..?? ..u don't have point....u think u can wash another person's faith and expect ur own won't be tackled
.... Half of what u pple do to christians, u can't take it.....u would have killed shouting blasphemy.....

Ur Muslims brothers have been disturbing this nation for over 10years...u ddnt preach against them .....but ur problem is always Jesus being son of God, insulting another persons faith, insulting holy spirit, and the bible...but if someone now tackle u prophet and ur allah...u will start to cry hatred...

U don't like to hear that ur prophet is not a prophet..but u and brothers ur always tell christians that Jesus is not son of God.....well done...I can see how "good" u are ..

...look around u ..how many times has a Christian killed ur brothers because or something he said.....look at how many christians have been killed over nothing...u now have the effort to say Christians hate u.... guy u are just a hypocrite
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 9:40pm On Mar 20, 2024
talk2hb1:
All those are reports which to any reasonable and objectives individual will take it as facts.
You weren't there, were you?
Where u there in person when tinubu was sworn in...is this disaster happening in nigeria not enough proof...must u be there??

Where u there when u parents had sex...are u not proof....?? Guy Please stop talking like u have the IQ of a 4 year old...its nauseating...


talk2hb1:
Should I conclude that because you reason like this, all Christians judge based on emotion?
It will be highly unfair to every other Christian for me to judge every other Christian.
How u chose to reason is totally up to you....
Opinion is free....judge who u like...
AutosRe: 2010 Nissan Altima Barely Used 2.2m by advanceDNA: 8:25pm On Mar 20, 2024
mexioni:
Haba bros, you dey vex ooo
Me seff vex pass that guy... 1.5M
AutosRe: Sold by advanceDNA: 7:09pm On Mar 20, 2024
pafo:
No one is buying a Murano in 2024 for 3m bro.
grin grin grin grin grin grin..the guy is a learner

I remember just a couple of years back when murano used to go for 800k on nairaland ...The seller will even add one tokunbo gear for free to make the sale faster...
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 6:40pm On Mar 20, 2024
talk2hb1:
Do you have evidence for everything you stated above or just media facts, because obviously you just proved the @op right.
Evidence for world trade center bombing by Muslims....?? We're u born in 2017..??

Evidence for Abdul mutalab the unde wear bomber that the whole saw on national TV..??

Evidence for all the christians like Lydia, Teresa murdered on the street for preaching on Friday, christian teacher butchered in the class for touching Quran a student used to bring in expo to exam all, etc and all the churches burnt??

Oga.....he sef ddnt deny it naaaa..he said it's the bad Muslims among them that do such..

but u that want to form defender of the universe without knowing jack is asking for evidence......Evidence kii u there......
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 6:34pm On Mar 20, 2024
Ahmadusmanu:
Those people are Muslims who don't practice the teaching of Islam,

Islam is strongly against shading the blood of innocent,kidnap, corruption and all sorts of bad misconduct in the society.
u see ur hypocrisy?? So u know u have Muslims that don't do the right thing ..that go against ur Islamic teachings....?? But when some behave like that in the church too...u will pretend and use it to insult all christians.....saying all christians support gay and lesbians ....yet u see many Christians on nairaland speaking against it....

Ahmadusmanu:
But now, what are you going to say about the Christians supporting the genocide in Palestine, supporting Israel with military and financial aid? .and even sending Christian mercenaries to kill innocent civilians in the name of religion, even quoting biblical verses from the Bible about to justify their atrocities?.
it's the same thing u are doing here again....u know how to justify urself for supporting the killing of isrealites...but when some pple do same u start crying.......war is bad...everyone knows this....but it happens...no one should justify it....

But u Muslims know how to justify ur prophet for killing people to take their land but u know how to use twist the bible when u see same in the past when people still drag for land with war.....

See...u Muslims are funny....u will go about insulting christians....telling them Jesus is not the son of God...how will u be insulting pple religious text by comparing it with ur own..
If ur Quran says God has no children...that's ur Quran...leave another person's religion that came before urs out of it....

....how will u feel if someone tells u Mohammed is not a prophet of God... U will insult the holy spirit....u will insult their faith and their text...always saying urs is the truth.. and u expect not to get a dose of ur medicine

Well done...u are just a hypocrite
RomanceRe: Why Can't My Husband Stop P0rn �� by advanceDNA: 4:57pm On Mar 20, 2024
luminouz:
I said what I said. Women don't pay for shiit like that. Whatever else you feel, is up to you buddy!!!
Shior....so u can't take what I are dishing out..

U can fvck women electronically....but ur wife can't do same....
Christianity EtcRe: Christians!, Why Are You So Pained And Bitter? Towards Muslims? by advanceDNA: 3:56pm On Mar 20, 2024
Ahmadusmanu:
I Spits.
U are a hypocrite....ur brothers do same here but u don't want same thing to be done to u...

Ur fellow brothers burn churches...kill Christians, forcefully kidnap christian girls and convert them for marriage, raping them

....ur brothers have been disturbing Nigeria for almost 10years now, trying to make the Islamic caliphate take over Nigeria from the northern side

. U are now here opening thread saying they are disturbing u.....it's like u want to be unfortunate this afternoon...

.....shame on u...abi it's not ur brothers that killed thousands of people in world trade center.....massacre pple in ondo church....
No be ur brother wear bomb under wear to kill 236 passengers inside place.....

Please use this energy to enlighten ur people..
Oh I forgot.....u can't do so.....u all see killing as a good thing because u want 72 virgins.....
HealthRe: Scientists Say They Can Cut HIV Out Of Cells Using Crispr Gene-editing Technolog by advanceDNA: 3:44pm On Mar 20, 2024
nearline:
“Scientists say.” Good. But knowing how Big Pharma works this “cure” will never see the light of day. If it does it will be so expensive it will be made available only for the Elite. Plus CRISPR, while being very promising and apparently very effective, is still heavily controversial. These scientists should take it easy. Everyone seems to be chasing a Nobel prize nowadays.
I remember a Chinese scientist Jiankiui did this back in 2018, using the same CRISPR to editing the genome of growing babies for the same HIV wahala

... the whole research ethics body of the west came for his head....and he was jailed for 3years.....saying he can't just edit the human genome......that living biological systems and its bioprocess are on autopilot.....that what he did is tantamount to initiating mutation which can lead to anything bla bla bla.....

The west have a way of supporting whatever novel approach came from their scientists

.once it's from another race....they will start pulling ethics and all manner of technicalities...
BusinessRe: CBN Lifts FX Restrictions On Milk, Dairy Products Import To Crash Prices by advanceDNA: 2:54pm On Mar 20, 2024
Omalicious1:
The middlemen wouldn't reduce the price...
It is not even middle men that's the problem now..this intervention of the CBN is just medicine application after death.....
..
The currency naira is not in a good position for importers...anything imported into this country at N1600 per dollar will be crazily expensive....
HealthRe: Brain MRI by advanceDNA: 2:30pm On Mar 20, 2024
budaatum:
They might even check his eyesight too.
Yeah ..u are right....eye problems cause head ache too....
RomanceRe: Why Can't My Husband Stop P0rn �� by advanceDNA: 2:29pm On Mar 20, 2024
Obierika:
Maybe you should improve on your dressing so that your husband will find you more attractive
No wife can win when shes competing against pornographîc actors for a husband that is addicted to different types of screen whoress.....she's not the problem

Her husband that is looking for unrealistic lustful fantasy that only exist behind the screen is the problem...
HealthRe: Brain MRI by advanceDNA: 2:22pm On Mar 20, 2024
budaatum:
It does not sound like you've been to see a doctor yet. Is that because you can read an MRI yourself?
The guy is a student...why do u think he can read an MRI himself?? grin

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