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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Has Been Ordered To Pay $350K After Being Fired Over Bible Verse Post by advanceDNA: 3:05pm On Mar 19, 2024
Omooba.....no gree for anybody....


Declare bankruptcy .....
Family › Re: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by advanceDNA:
96ACE:
But how do these b*tches sleep in peace knowing that they’re involved in these paternity frauds??
There is almost no woman that cannot commit paternity fraud...except a very few with conscience

....because instead of confessing they've been fvcking another man and the baby they are carrying may not be for their husband...most women will rather choose the option of keeping quiet and pin Mr A's baby on Mr B



I blame all these men too....if u pour sperm ...u child must resemble you....it doesn't have to be face resemblance...could be nose, fingers, toes, ...there is no how ur child will resemble her mother alone.....and once they start telling u repeatedly that ur child looks like one uncle that died in 1964....just know something is fishy......
Business › Re: Is It Profitable Buying Nigeria Used Cars From Owners And Reselling? by advanceDNA: 11:49am On Mar 19, 2024
Twilight2:
Please kindly explain why you said I shouldn't buy everytime to resale.

I would want to buy a car to start, if I'm able to sell that one, I will look for other one to buy again for the same sales purpose,

Why did you say I shouldn't buy at all time?

Please I want to know bcs this is a risk business,
Them no dey use millions dey play
Car business involves large capital, especially at this inflation period.....u get that already...

So....if u have plenty cash lying around no wahala...u can be buying cars anyhow and sell later.....but if not.... it won't make sense to tie cash down all the time because sometimes, car sales can be very fast and can also be very slow....

1)...its not a bad idea to throw cash into to q deal if the deal is sweet and distress sale.
.for example..a good 2010 muscle going for 2.7M or an RX 330 going for 4M at this inflation time....
why?..these kinda deals cannot stay for long..(u cannot afford to wait to get a sure buyer before u move in.....u don lose guard be that) ........so u can throw in ur cash because u will surely sell later for good profit as both are cars that are in demand ( in my opinion, u can't same with a Ford Mondeo or an Opel zafira, or nissa sentra) so know ur cars.....some cars fly fast...and some dont, unless they are dirty cheap....


2)...it won't make perfect sense to pour ur small working capital to buy a used muscle for 5.5 M and be waiting to sell, unless u have an immediate buyer for it....the chances u will just tie ur cash down is high.....u are business man..u need to turnover money....

***...remember cars need servicing...if its in ur shop fo long and u haven't sold it, u will still cough out maintenance cost.....and cars can be funny... u can just wake up and the engine switch, or one sensor can start saying its time it wants to collect small part of the money u are managing... grin grin

So sometimes...it pays to do middle man deals where u market other pples car...and if a buyer shows interest....u can do a quick cash in cash out....( Instead of buying & waiting for buyer u don't know)..na tokunbo dealers dey role like that... ....or if the buyer trusts u...u can even get paid...buy the car and deliver to client, without even using ur capital..

###My opinion shaa
Business › Re: Is It Profitable Buying Nigeria Used Cars From Owners And Reselling? by advanceDNA: 2:47am On Mar 19, 2024
Its a Good business at this time many can't afford new or tokunbo.... .

Risk: buying a bad with hidden faults or stolen car ..

But u don't have to buy Everytime to resell ..use brain
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by advanceDNA: 7:36pm On Mar 18, 2024
Tallesty1:
This must be after you have answered the usual question like "what have you even done for me"
Lol
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by advanceDNA: 7:34pm On Mar 18, 2024
DeepSight:
What are you saying. Stop being cryptic.

Annunakis are basically ancient humans from another planet. You can dispute that if you wish.

As for no history existing before 1700, that's absolutely wrong.
grin you are wrong
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by advanceDNA: 5:02pm On Mar 18, 2024
DeepSight:
How.

1. What are Annukakis?
2. What history didn't exist before 1700?
Both
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by advanceDNA: 4:27pm On Mar 18, 2024
greenermodels:
If you understand most Nigerian ladies, you would know they can physically kill you for your kidneys without remorse.
Lol..... I get shaaa ..they are only loyal to their emotions ...if like give them heaven and earth.. they will not remember.....u are just another mugu to them
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by advanceDNA: 3:30pm On Mar 18, 2024
greenermodels:
Assuming this is a true story,the man should have known that most Nigerian lady has more than one boyfriend so nothing special here,I .
Nothing special here ?? ...this is not deceiving and exploiting a man of his hard earned money that he can possibly make back...

This is deceptively taking someone's kidney when u have no plans of being with him...kidney that u know he won't give u if he knows u are a street property....(fake story though)
Gaming › Re: Who Can Solve This Million Naira Question? (Pictures) by advanceDNA: 2:56pm On Mar 18, 2024
Verot92:
That's the way of destruction. Dont go there.
U are advising the same person....he's just using different monikers to promote the adictive playing ground
Romance › Re: This topic has been removed by advanceDNA: 2:33pm On Mar 18, 2024
DeepSight:
Annunakis exist.
And he is wrong about pre 1700.
U are wrong too...
Romance › Re: Man Refuses To Donate Kidney To Ill Girlfriend After Finding Out She’s Cheating by advanceDNA: 2:31pm On Mar 18, 2024
Lol..... grin grin grin grin

After the whole show...u will now hear their usual statement......"Did I force u"
Romance › Re: Liberal Woman Looking For A Conservative Guy by advanceDNA:
Brandiebird:
Am I crazy?
Am I doing it wrong? How can I incorporate this without being uncomfortable or inconvenienced? What is the perfect blendhuh
Crazy bawo?? It's ur choice....go for it girl.....
Don't let anybody guilt trip u please ...we are all entitled to choices.....ask for more seff...u have not asked enough..
Politics › Re: Alleged Budget Padding: I Got Over N1bn For Constituency Projects – Ned Nwoko by advanceDNA: 7:37am On Mar 18, 2024
God1000:
Please scrap the Senate, we are tired of their shenanigans and wickedness
...
These country has too much money....What are these law makers doing with all these monies...the government is just creating unnecessary channel of embezzlement.

The constituents they are claiming to be overseeing, a state Governor is already head of the place.....Their job should just be holding the governors accountable for the development of their various constituents

..
Romance › Re: How A UK Nurse And Husband Ended Up In Nigeria After They Both Did The Needful by advanceDNA: 2:39pm On Mar 17, 2024
PROPEACE:
Save which fuckïng kids? We are all coming back to home sweet home!
Be like say u na Pablo Escobar... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How A UK Nurse And Husband Ended Up In Nigeria After They Both Did The Needful by advanceDNA:
FRANCISTOWN:
Lol! My people dey call am rough play
She probably thought the guy will swallow the issue with church mind ...but she nor know say the guy na tommy eagan.


........perhaps if kids are involved the guy would have just moved on in order to save the kid's residency....
Romance › Re: How A UK Nurse And Husband Ended Up In Nigeria After They Both Did The Needful by advanceDNA: 9:01am On Mar 17, 2024
Lol.......

Drug dealer get mind to go expose ritualist wey know hin secret...


No be juju be that
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vaughan Gething To Become Wales' First Black Leader by advanceDNA: 7:58am On Mar 17, 2024
Rolings:
Hope he won't make reducing net Migration to the UK and other anti immigration policies his priority just like Rishi and Suella Braverman
Wales is already part of UK...any law that Rishi makes covers Wales and Scotland ...
Business › Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by advanceDNA: 12:59am On Mar 17, 2024
HugeElephant:
You don't need to threaten him.
He can spend the money and get away with it.
He can claim he was also expecting transfers from other sources.

The only thing they can do is wait till he has enough to refund them (if at all he wants to)
Individuals are responsible for wrong transfers and not the receiving account details.
U don't know what u are saying
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:03pm On Mar 16, 2024
taalas:
@advanceDNA Thanks boss

My degree is not related, so I will bone that one but I have dozens of care certificates from Florence academy ,all related to the care job, is it necessary to include them or I should bone.
U can upload certifications in care..those ones are related ... Ur degree is not..the job doesn't even require degree
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:58pm On Mar 16, 2024
taalas:
@advanceDNA Thanks alot

Any need to attach care certificates? Again my initial job offer letter last year stated 10.70pounds per hour and during CoS application the HR asked me to do permanent night shifts for 11.50pounds per hour to enable my salary to be eligible .This is only contained in the CoS and no further offer letter to this,I hope the two wont compliment issues
Don't submit certificate unless it's directly related to the job.....like if ur degree is social work and u are doing social care job then u can attach the certs....but if not just bone...


If the salary on ur COS 11.50....then u are fine....

But don't upload the the job offer letter again since the salary is different from the one in the COS.....
Phones › Re: How Long Does It Take To Fix An Undersea Network Broken Cables? by advanceDNA: 3:06pm On Mar 16, 2024
E no suppose pass 24 hrs ....
The last one wey we do ....the cellotape no gree hold ..so we try double am, which make us use extra hours......

On norms ....na 6hrs....
Agriculture › Re: Pyton Killed On My Fish Farm by advanceDNA: 3:00pm On Mar 16, 2024
CHOPUP411:
This is second python killed on my fish farm in four days
U don dey chop fish too much....nature sent correct meat ur way...twice in four days for that matter......

U better be grateful
Crime › Re: Cert Racketeering: Anambra Sacks 6 Directors With Imo State University Degrees by advanceDNA: 12:45pm On Mar 16, 2024
EreluRoz:
ofcourse you know your where your power reach. Small boy, go and buy biscuits and chop
E pain am!! grin grin grin

We don hear........everybody wey no dey lick ur àss for nairaland na small boy


find ur old men go front....
Crime › Re: Cert Racketeering: Anambra Sacks 6 Directors With Imo State University Degrees by advanceDNA: 12:37pm On Mar 16, 2024
EreluRoz:
You are always fighting mtcheww
This one don come again....

Abeg ooo...I no want cougar ooo ..

na 22-27 years I dey find
Crime › Re: Cert Racketeering: Anambra Sacks 6 Directors With Imo State University Degrees by advanceDNA: 12:18pm On Mar 16, 2024
Ordinary bachelor's degree....


Bunch of empty heads that can't even pay the 4 year price of studying are the ones in government offices while real graduates are unemployed.....

How can everything be wrong in a nation....?? But how ?? Is there any impressive part of this country??
Celebrities › Re: Anthony Joshua Sparks Relationship Rumor With Business Woman, Kika Osunde by advanceDNA: 11:40am On Mar 16, 2024
Why the girl mouth come big and wide like that...??


.abi na my eye?
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 11:34am On Mar 16, 2024
taalas:
@advanceDNA

These are my documents:
Intl Passport
Application form
CoS Letter
TB test
Police character
Degree certicate
Transcript
ECCTIS

And these are the TLS Category:



Thanks baba
Employment evidence:if u have employment letter attach it here

Sponsor evidence: COS

Travel and Residency: intl passport

VAF: filled visa application form

Other: police character, TB test, ECCTIS

Financial evidence: if u sponsor did not tick maintenance..attach bank statement here

Family status: ur marriage certificate...ur wife may want to come for visiting ....

Unless u have a degree related to the job ....forget degree and transcript..if they need it ..they will ask u
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:31am On Mar 16, 2024
taalas:
@AdvanceDNA my oga pls answer me. in which category will I upload my documents?
I can't remember each category by heart ..so if u can please list all categories ..we can help ....
Politics › Re: Terrorists Are Easy To Contact If Nigerian Government Is Ready To Give Them Educ by advanceDNA: 7:52am On Mar 16, 2024
Why is this man walking free...
Family › Re: Marriage Is Now Useless, No Discipline by advanceDNA: 4:03am On Mar 16, 2024
frozen70:
Yes,
But people will still marry and still survive the challenges of marriage

Men cheats and to them is just for fun and they see it as a game

When a woman cheats, she cheats because her emotions are being troubled by probably her man and so may be ♥ broken and wants to be with another man to fill the gap for her

But whatever the reason for cheating is best known to those that cheats
.this is 2024....not 1989....

Women fvck around like men

..Women cheat for fun too....
Celebrities › Re: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by advanceDNA: 8:34pm On Mar 15, 2024
Formation10:
Oga way they fine virgin hope say you too na virgin
U pple wey dey ask this question ..what point are u trying to make...

Person say na only fish e like..u dey ask am if he himself na fish...na only fish dey sabi chop chop fish?

I say na only woman wey get long hair I want .u dey ask me if I get long hair .....how naa??

I like yellow women..u dey ask me if I yellow..

As in.... the question no follow naaa..

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