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Romance › Re: How Is This Possible? by advanceDNA: 6:45pm On Mar 01, 2024
MrBrownJay1:
BRO, there is NO FUKCING WAY that she can have a positive pregnancy test after 10days of having sex .
19th to 22nd is not even 10days
Romance › Re: I’m That Girlfriend That Can Never Overlook My Man’s Dirty Clothes - Lady Rants by advanceDNA: 5:15pm On Mar 01, 2024
Jeon:
As if I am blind and can't see ur coms about f*t ladies and ladies in general.




Like I said *You are a Master of arguments with double tongues *.
Not shaming her, she's proving what Men said about fat and pickmeis ladies, they can do all and all.
Sigh....All I asked is that u show me my comment after accusing me..there is no argument here naa... Lie just to make a point
Romance › Re: I’m That Girlfriend That Can Never Overlook My Man’s Dirty Clothes - Lady Rants by advanceDNA: 4:53pm On Mar 01, 2024
Jeon:
https://www.nairaland.com/7893918/body-size-discourages-me#126689529
I can't argue with you, because you are the master of all argument.
I see what you and your fellow men types in here about fat ladies.
U see what I type about fat ladies??
If u can't show me what I typed about plus sized women....u don't have point....u are just reaching....
u are just shaming ur fellow woman because of ordinary washing clothes
Romance › Re: I’m That Girlfriend That Can Never Overlook My Man’s Dirty Clothes - Lady Rants by advanceDNA: 4:26pm On Mar 01, 2024
Jeon:
How?
by assuming her looks and body is making wash clothes for her man.. is washing clothes that big of a deal..??

....besides ...there was clear reason for her action in the story.. she clearly stated the nigga is a provides her needs well so she's happy to return the favour

Overall..u are just throwing fallacy ....
Dating women very pretty or ugly guarantees nothing...self esteem issues affect both pretty and less pretty women........
Romance › Re: I’m That Girlfriend That Can Never Overlook My Man’s Dirty Clothes - Lady Rants by advanceDNA: 4:03pm On Mar 01, 2024
Jeon:
I knew it will those kinda Women.
U are wicked... grin grin grin
Romance › Re: . by advanceDNA: 3:46pm On Mar 01, 2024
EreluRoz:
Single men why are you agressive and difficult to relate with but becomes calm after marriage?
Aggressive= not allowing u manipulate them to do ur wish

Married man= expired goods...
Calmness, being understanding, calling u babe, giving u money= the only way get u to let ur guard down and collect gbola u shouldn't be collecting...

U are thief...leave other women's husbands

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: How Is This Possible? by advanceDNA: 3:40pm On Mar 01, 2024
izuu20:
.NB her parents is one of the richest in our city and she doesn't lack anything..
U straff on 19th...and she now said she's pregnant in 22nd...

Ignore her ...she's lying..... Don't be afraid ooo

If she's pregnant..it belongs to someone else
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Caught My Driver! by advanceDNA: 2:46pm On Mar 01, 2024
philo04:
I own a pure water company tho I just started
I employed a driver of recent, I later discovered that he’s also driving another pure water company in my area.. I’m so piss right now this is someone I brought from ilorin, housed him and feed him everyday
Are u angry he's doing two jobs or because the second job is driving your competitor? Or both?

he probably sees it as doubling his hustle. Rice is 80k ooo....

..handle the matter with care, otherwise u will just become driverless and he will still find another driving hustle....its not like u are paying him 200k per month .....
Romance › Re: Really Want To Get Married, (my Addiction/lust Is Consuming Me) by advanceDNA:
canada123:
Hi

It’s draining me physiologically, and I’ve confided in close friends and was advised to get married so I can have access to regular sex .

Just drowning now , I really need help . Feel so lost
Is it just me that feels lack of sex isn't a big problem....if the urge comes ..baba channel the energy else where naa...

That said...is it lack of a regular sex partner/wife that's making u go for escorts or an undisciplined sexual life style which also include carrying different women when u desire sex?

I'm not here to judge u.... just that u should audit urself well ooo...and bear in mind that a mere ring on ur finger and a marriage certificate wont fix or reset u poor sexual choices......ur wife will deny u sex... married men here lament alot....

.... and bad habits and desire don't just go away....u might want to fix them first...
Family › Re: He Want To Marry A Mother Of Four Kids In by advanceDNA: 5:26am On Mar 01, 2024
Brandiebird:
I rush into conclusions? My middle name what?

I think you were staring at your reflection when you typed this. True though some teenagers are homeless. I’m not interested in this back and forth so you can have the last word, just make it a good one if your brain can muster up anything other than assumptions and childish insults.
Oh...so now u can't stand what u started...ur hypocrisy is is all over you
Food › Re: 2005 by advanceDNA: 9:33pm On Feb 29, 2024
PastorOlokonla:
Bros why na! I thought you are my friend. Lol
Baba... U cannot be pressing pple neck in this tinubu era and think we will not call EFCC.

you even get mind add Sardine and plantain..still call am budget noodles..
Food › Re: 2005 by advanceDNA: 9:29pm On Feb 29, 2024
PastorOlokonla:
So I was craving desperately for noodles today and I decided to make one.

1. Fried seasoned stir fried onions.
2 fried seasoned eggs
1 boiled egg
1 noodle
1 can of sardine.
1 hotdog

What am I missing?
Can you rate my noodles
EFCC we need you here
Romance › Re: My Mother Keeps Rejecting All My Suitors Because A Prophet Said So - Naija Lady by advanceDNA: 9:25pm On Feb 29, 2024
Babangidapikin:
grin Just tell your suitor to go to Ghana and tell your mother he just came back to take you along ...
No let over sense kill you jare.....
Romance › Re: Hardship: How Some Ibadan Men Depend On Girlfriends For Breast Milk To Survive by advanceDNA: 9:09pm On Feb 29, 2024
EreluRoz:
You are too young to be commenting on adult topics
.u don start this night again??

Ur dopamine levels don skyrocket again
Romance › Re: Hardship: How Some Ibadan Men Depend On Girlfriends For Breast Milk To Survive by advanceDNA: 5:13pm On Feb 29, 2024
I thought only lactating mothers secrete breaßt milk....so what sort of witchcraft story is this?
Family › Re: He Want To Marry A Mother Of Four Kids In by advanceDNA: 3:25pm On Feb 29, 2024
Brandiebird:
Okay so you are a teenager. Everything makes sense now. Great observations though thanks for catching me up on this story I wasn’t as invested as you obviously are.

If the kids are with the father then he’s just interested in the woman. Also many many men are married to women with children from other relationships. It may not be a norm in your culture or your corner of the world but it’s very normal in other cultures in other parts of the world. But you wouldn’t know that at your age and from your parents house.
Sigh...u are weirdly myopic for an adult over 40 going to 50....

One ....sarcasm is hard for you to decode....

Two... u might not understand the psychology behind it ....but there is always an underlying reason a man will prefer a woman that has birthed 4 kids to a single woman that's just starting her journey.... And there's nothing cultural about it...

Three... not all teenagers live with their parents......u rush into conclusions alot... Is your middle name Fallacy??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana’s Parliament Passes Anti-Gay, LGBTQ Bill by advanceDNA: 8:18am On Feb 29, 2024
sophirebenitez:
Ghana came late to this table.
Better late than never

....they also came with extra vawulence.... criminalizing both those who engage LGBT life style and those who advocate the life style ......

Ghana no gree for anybody this year
Family › Re: He Want To Marry A Mother Of Four Kids In by advanceDNA: 7:21am On Feb 29, 2024
Kingrshd3:
Na wá for u óò u just help me go talk all the thing wey I get to tell the guy 😢

Well thank you anyway
Baba nor vex..
Family › Re: He Want To Marry A Mother Of Four Kids In by advanceDNA: 7:21am On Feb 29, 2024
Brandiebird:
I wonder if you’re a teenager the way you talk about a 40 year old as if they’re pensioners. 40 year old men are fit and healthy. This guy obviously likes the woman and doesn’t care about her circumstances. Some people like the idea of an already made family.
Lol... grin grin ...being a teenager doesn't mean I don't have sense more than u....u get ??....

..if he doesnt care about her circumstances as u claim, why is he here asking strangers if he is truly convicted about the issue.....

No man likes the idea of a woman with four kids as a way of starting his marital life.. there must be another reason driving him...

.if ur eyes ddnt go on vacation u would have seen where he said he won't be caring for the kids because the husband has taken them, so how come u now think he likes the idea of already made family....

Already made family koor...tokunbo family nii.. u this old men on nairaland seff.....una dey one kind
Christianity Etc › Re: Another RCCG Fiasco by advanceDNA: 9:02pm On Feb 28, 2024
immortalcrown:
Kindly explain what you mean.
A person has to have motive to kill....
I don't get why he said Adeboye wants to kill him all of a sudden...the matter doesn't even concern Adeboye.....

And what does he mean by IFA and CIA
Christianity Etc › Re: Another RCCG Fiasco by advanceDNA:
immortalcrown:
Unbelievable things happen but this story doesn't sound true.

Adeboye may be this bad but my point is that this story is not presented in a convincing manner.

It is also possible that Adeboye is not this bad.
Abeg ..you understand the abbreviation?....IFA, CIA....and also how Adeboye entered the issue and decided to kill him... I mean ..u have to have motive to kill someone..right??
Politics › Re: So Basically Tinubu Has Returned To Buhari's Era! by advanceDNA: 3:33pm On Feb 28, 2024
Na pride and wickedness cause am.....they told him not to remove both or remove only a bit..... The clueless man ddnt listen.....he just ended up causing inflation that shouldn't happen and still increase cost of oil and FX subsidy
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
ToyosiR:
Hi all,

Does UKVI request for your former name before marriage evidence?
Hmm
Business › Re: Dollars Collapsed In Black Market by advanceDNA: 2:11pm On Feb 28, 2024
DevilsEqual:
So how much is the FX exchange in open market?


for those who bought at a high price and and would prolly sell now, would that result in a gain for them or a loss??


No be say u dey wail but that guy is talking about the moment but your comment is totally off
Read the news naaa... CBN just mandated BDC not to sell higher than N1314....u cant control price without infusing cash to manage any fluctuations...

What's my business with those who bought high...if they like... make them lose...
Business › Re: Dollars Collapsed In Black Market by advanceDNA:
Hoelujohn:
Werey? So na wetin dey make am rise before every 30 minutes
The subsidy//control was removed ....opening the market to free manipulation.....

Read the news..the CBN just mandated BDC to nit sell above 1314N.....u cant mandate private sellers to sell their money without paying for the margin of fluctuation
Business › Re: Dollars Collapsed In Black Market by advanceDNA: 1:28pm On Feb 28, 2024
Putindbutt:
No be only subsidy, pained wailers.
Everybody na wailers.....

I nor get ur time......
Business › Re: Dollars Collapsed In Black Market by advanceDNA: 12:51pm On Feb 28, 2024
ryloy:
Naira gained Today at the Black market Open at N1,463.098/$1 on Wednesday, against N1,618.489/$1 recorded on Tuesday.
Na Subsidy....

.naira did not gain anything
Romance › Re: What Will You If You Are The Man? by advanceDNA:
wolement:
I am just speechless.
If the story na true ...Na their normal way

E go shock u more...when u realize say she get supporters..... Once u don't do their wish and accommodate their dirty behavior....they call u broke, toxic, immature, and childish ....I ddnt even know they've added bipolar to the list.. grin grin grin

Wait small...dem go soon arrive....
Romance › Re: My Babe Is Prettier Than Most Instagram Babes. But She Hates The Camera by advanceDNA: 11:31am On Feb 28, 2024
Printme1:
I've been using Instagram for a while and I've seen some really really pretty girls.

But now that I think about it, my babe is actually a lot prettier than most of these gram girls.

And that's even when they got the filters on.

Sometimes, I try to push her to these online modeling stuffs.

It takes nothing much other than videoing your face, smiling or eating and stuffs like that.

But she no go ever gree.

Even to snap na wahala. You'll need to practically force this girl to snap picture.

I've never seen anyone sooo pretty and yet so camera shy.

I think she could earn some money or gain some success from these platforms but I just can never convince her to try it.
U have a babe that doesn't live for gram and snap picture up and down, crushing and wetting their undies because of celebs...

U know nor know wetin God do for you.....

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