₦airaland Forum

Somebody up there is asking which brand of Islam are they practicing?? Lol.....we all know it's the same brand..... Y'all southwest Muslims are just pretending to sound politically correct....u know what's in ur Quran naa......and thats why your fellow muslims even see some of yall as infidels let alone Christians or Jews ..

The day my "friend" subtly said that in an ideal islamic settings, it is haram for us to be friends ...I knew whats in the mind of a confirmed Muslim na "eliminate everyone that's not a Muslim"

..and he said it with one wierd cold smile ...and this werey lives in Ireland oooo,...and i don know am for long oooo...

Ekuke

Zinoluv0909:
I was at work,so immediately I saw ur reply,I decided to reapply, I used my yahoo mail and my other number,it was my Gmail I used for the assessment I did.

Yeah ..u decode 👍👍👍👍...

So find who don pass and asked them for help... If u don Gerrit.....please fogerrit

eteba:
Naira floatation should never have happened, it was never ever going to be in our own interest,as a country.

He ddnt do it in our interest.... He did it in his own interest....He needs to borrow more money from the IMF....because that the only source of getting money .....so he has do wateva IMF says in repaying part of our loan and perhaps, before he can get more....

Dbegining:
I'm not in for childish tantrums today so, I'll take it easy on you and your English teacher.

You made three contradicting statements
1: he should remove subsidy
2: who will advocate for return of subsidy (even when the government that removed it started paying it again)
3: he should sustain the reforms

You asked who will advocate for the return of subsidy and that he should sustain the reforms when subsidy is back. So which reforms are you sustaining. And nobody advocated for return of subsidy. The reforms that you are confidently praising is what flopped the subsidy removal.

I mean, you as a product of a good educational system should know that the reason subsidy is back is that the economy cannot handle buying fuel as high as 1200/litre.

Be thankful. Be very thankful. I don't want to show your stupidity to the world today.

U have time...

Zinoluv0909:
@advanceDNA please is there a practical assessment I can use to practice,I just reapply with my other email....thanks

Have they emailed u an evite to the initial test?
This one u that have sharpally reapplied under 5 minutes I told....I shaa hope u grabbed what I said earlier shaaa...otherwise ....system will reject ur application for multiple entry..

That said...there is no practice ...its not WAEC or JAMB thats has past question....if u smart..look for who don pass and tell them u need help.. if u can decode what I mean

EreluRoz:
Go and marry, single life no fit you again

All ur own no pass marry.....u that is allergic to work and making money....

U nor tell me make i go make like 10billion £ so when i marry one of ur sisters she wont have to do anything but fvck, eat and sleep

EreluRoz:
E pain you. That's how women feel whenever she's advised to pray and fast over a randy man

Lol....Who is advising u pple to pray over a randy man.........abeg clear of my mention with ur cry cry.....u women like talking lying, always playing victim card....

The paternity fraud gender wants to saint shior

Ourtruth247:
3. Extremity of Suffering and Duration of Reincarnation Cycle



We are designed with pleasure and pain centers. However, these bodies are also designed to feel the maximum amount of pain without the equivalent maximum amount of pleasure. Think of the most excruciating pain you have experienced and compare that to the most exhilarating pleasure you have experienced. The most intense pleasure does not equal or compare to the most intense suffering. The joy of children playing and laughing in the park does not equal or compare to the pain of children crying and screaming in a cage. So many people have chronic pain. Have you ever heard of the phrase, “chronic pleasure”? Why not?

.ur point here is a bit off based on the function of pain receptors....because The human body doesn't have a high threshold for both extreme pain and pleasure ...

life forms develop pain receptors because it is needed to stay alive ...if we don't have pain receptors which triggers our flight or fight response...we will just die without reacting or retreating from potential death threat......pain is pointer to a problem, damage in process, organs, etc....e.g....if fire starts burning and a person can't feel pain or remember that treat as a pain giver...he certainly won't retreat and doesn't stop fire from burning the person to ashes...

...that said....the body can't handle both extreme pain and pleasure without going haywire or shutting down........the brain shuts down with too much pain....and too much pleasure is linked to increased dopamine levels which can make someone bonkers .....ask heroine takers

goodman023:
It’s not uncommon to do everything right and still see your woman cheating on you with someone that doesn’t even do as much .

If you’re a man and you find yourself in such shoe, here are tips to salvage the situation and reclaim your woman’s love;

- talk to the guy she's cheating on you with. Beg him. Most times, it's the other guys that can't just let her be. Don't forget to tell him how much she mean to u

- check whether you've done anything wrong and tender ur apology to her.

- some women won't tell you what you did wrong, so they resort to cheating. Ask her what ur offence is tahr made her cheat. Fix things!

- u can also tell the guy she's cheating on you with that this is the girl u want to marry.
Unless he lacks conscience, he'll definitely leave

This is a very dirty and irritating kind of sarcasm....

casualobserver:
You are clearly not well informed when it comes to economics. During Obasanjo,s time we were producing 2m barrels a day. And by the way Obasanjo did not build any infrastructure.

u these condescending pple....u always dialogue like u know everything..but u only argue from a place of lies fed on u by the government....
Bros ..who's fault is it that we are producing less barrels?? Why are we even producing less barrels.?? Price of crude oil is high now than obasanjo time...but u stylishly dodged that..
We complain of crude oil theft through our waters, who's fault?? We complain of foreign oil companies exiting ..bros who's fault?? Why were they not exiting in obasanjos era??

Yes ....obasanjo ddnt build infrastructure..thats opportunity cost for u man man....we had suffered under the military rule....he did what was best to keep the economy stable....instead of looking for more funds to borrow from the imf ...he paid our debts, grew the reserves and pegged the currency....

casualobserver:
Buhari had been borrowing for the last 8 years to subsidize petrol and defend the Naira and at the same time build some infrastructure.
Right now no one is willing to borrow us any money. In any event are you asking we continue to borrow to subsidize petrol and imports?

this is propaganda....buhari ddnt borrow just to pay subsidy...he borrowed to largely embezzle, from personal stealing of government officials, to funding dangote at the expense of nigerians ....that's why we are here.....

Quote this comment in the future...u will see how much this government will borrow from the IMF...it will triple what Buhari borrowed. ..why do u think this man is doing what IMF wants now?? O ja rara.....

casualobserver:
Nigerians are not serious people. You need to decide what you want. Do you want to develop your country or do you want to eat for a few years? If we decide we want the 1st option, Some won’t make it that is true but if we decide we want the second…..

Another propaganda ur govt is feeding u with

Tinubu has no plans to grow this economy...not a single plan....companies are dying, posting losses, no incentive to promote manufacturing, nothing........all he will do is to fall back on the IMF and that's why he needs to dance to their tune now in using virtually all we earn to service loans....This is anti patriotic......

Lisa290:
Lol. Mine is Akara-600 naira(6 pcs), Akamu- 100naira,milk-150naira, Sugar- 100 naira.

Balance 50 naira only. Just for my breakfast.

.sugar and milk....??
EFCC should arrest u....how can u be enjoying this much under tinubu government..

jeromestarks:
Breakfast;
Supreme noodles ₦600
Roasted fish ₦350
Pepper ₦50.
Only breakfast oooo. We never talk launch and super.

?

Who sell pepper 50naira to you....??
U still dey eat fish for this era .....u should be arrested by EFCC

Electrochemistry:
They want to borrow more, that's why.

That's what I said naa......they have crippled the companies that will give them revenue and have no novel plans to generate more IGR .

....all their hope to do any projects and steal is to borrow more from the IMF.....

casualobserver:
Tinubu needs to sustain the Naira float, it will settle where it settles. He should remove subsidy. .

It will never settle....

over corruption/embezzlement will never let it settle.....

U pple have not stopped to wonder how obansanjo did what these government is complaining they can't do now.....

Obasanjo cleared out debts..grew foreign reserve, and still maintained the subsidy on the currency and other crude oil products....

skj1377:
The idea of floating the Naira is wrong. Gov should determine the value of the Naira to dollar based on their strategic national interests. Floating the Naira makes it permanently unstable.

When u over-borrow and u want to still borrow more....u won't have choice than to dance to the tune of the lender(IMF)

The werey needs to return some of money we borrowed so he can still borrow more....

......but embezzlement will not let them be able to use one stone(i.e..oil revenue) to kill two birds (i.e peg the currency and pay back the IMF)

Baba will not listen....becos he needs to obey the IMF who wants a significant portion of their money back....
....and baba needs to steal more money which at this point, he can only get by borrowing from the IMF since he has crippled internal sources of revenue with virtually all companies posting losses....


But wait oooo.....what will happen if we don't return IMF's money?? .can't we just return their money in in 2099...instead of using virtually all our oil generated revenue to be servicing loans and embezzling....

Will they seize Nigeria and arrest all of us??

Zinoluv0909:
I wrote the assessment but didn't pass

U go reapply be that....give urself brain when applying with the phone number and email

...u be naija.....u supposed know what I mean

When u have too much nuclear fire power in ur arsenal .....there's no how u won't go and be looking for trouble....

Nawa4nl:
That's excessive oh

The charge na touching only.
That's why I say it's excessive

Its crazy... inappropriate touching....4 years and 150K..... Una sure say the judge and the prostitute are not joint scammers

BuildingProject:
@advanceDNA,

Have you had anyone that passed the tfl customer service online assessment test. A friend of mine passed and got this message attached. The center for the next assessment is in W14.

Do you have an idea what to expect?

The next stage is abit like the first stage..if they don't change ...but a couple of pple that did in January did same thing

Scenario questions will be given....

U will also be told to calculate coordinates and routes, distances, .......its like what you will experience on ur regular day on the job...

Its not rocket science...so it's easy to pass but also kinda easy to fail if u dont listen or u are uncoordinated .........because the coordinators will come and explain well and ask u if u understand before u start......

No let ur village pple follow you there

Authoreety:
Na so people go push una go do life threatening surgery because you want to belong ...

Is that not the same young John the wicked producer?? There is no rest for the wicked naaa....

Reflect7:
ILLITERATE PEA BRAIN.

I just told you that I do what other ordinary folks with a conscience do, which is help folks I can on an INDIVIDUAL BASIS, when able.

SHOULD I REPEAT THAT FOR YOUR DUMB SKULL?

Or you need someone to knock your thick skull around so it can absorb information?

Little slow head.

Na lie u dey lie.....oleeeeeeeeeeee

E pain am....

Noblesunny:
main applicant as in primary applicant thanks

Wait?? U don't have job?? But u want to apply for visa as main applicant....?? No be juju be that

Where ur COS and sponsor licence??

Reflect7:
Actually, you low IQ freak, ordinary folks help out the less fortunate on an INDIVIDUAL basis. That's how it works.

Those with MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SHOULD do more than that, and in sane societies were selfishness and greed are not the norm, THEY DO.

.accusing billionaires that already do good giving in hundreds of millions is the height of entitlement.... all I asked u is what good have u done...and u r foaming in the mouth because u can now realize ur hypocrisy is smelling....

..u have done nothing in ur small community ..but u are dragging others..

..u are a thief.... Just like Judas claiming the expensive oil used to wipe jesus' feet should be used to feed the poor........ U do not really have the poor in mind....ur eye is in people's wealth ...

Óle nie

Chrisrare:
Obviously the man is not a real man. This is the kind of situation that a real man stands by his woman.

He must be a fake man....made in China or Korea man... Ràdàràdà

Reflect7:
Shut your dirty lips there. How dare you tell me what I would do or not do?

Do you know me?

Asswipe.

Just because you are a selfish, corrupt P.O.S. doesn't mean we are all like you.

E pain am......U ddnt do anything with the little u have...u won't do when u have plenty....that's how it works...
.giving is a mentality ..it's not a function of how much u have ....that's why u are feeling entitled and dragging billionaires......

How many pple have u fed or helped this week.....?? Even if it's one person...nor lie oooo

U pple won't drag those that control our common wealth....na private individuals Una go dey demand from

If u become dangote..u will still not do anything.....nor dey cap

Prettychild:
If he does the same thing, will you like it?

You don't ask women that kinda question...
Women are not wired to br logical over their emotions

uba1991:
see advice. I know your types.
What stop her from making her guy her friend, what friendship join a man and a woman.
It can never happen with me, I will just let you go.
Go and continue your friendship let me get a serious girl that knows what she wants.
That practice of man friend or woman friend can never happen with me.

Lol...What is paining u here naa..why are u taking paracetamol over another woman's headache...when a woman thinks shes smart and wants to eat her cake and keep it.....let her shoot her self in the leg naa

So u expect me to be advising an adult not to do what what will make her lose in the end
... Noooo....that era don pass.... We are in the era of go and kill urself by urself