₦airaland Forum

Ewedegubbler:
Get lost woman. What’s his crime? Cheating on u? Buzz off

Lol...she even called EFCC... I was looking for the financial crime the nigga committed?? Where as, she was the one that took money from his account claiming it's her money

DukeNija:
Na you be werey. Supporting such an excuse of a man. Even if he wasn’t forced, how do you show such disdain for your own family?

Abeg clear off if u don't know the meaning and premise of my comment.....my comment is not meant for sisi men like U....those we playfully bicker on nairaland know I'm throwing jabs at them.... Now please go and form ur saint, oversabi and good boy elsewhere...

[quote author=DukeNija post=126220809][/quote]Who is this werey

Wallteck:
I have a very big phobia talking to crowd!! Today while I was presenting a project in front of the CEO and project manager, I first started with a good introduction everybody dey feel my flows, suddenly I just stopped , all the thing in my head I forget it. Na only my heart Kon dey work, my soul left my body.
I was trembling in fear, my heart was beating more than normal, they assisted me on the presentation, the thing really pain me, have always be running from talking to crowd, it finally catch up to me at old age!!!
Used me as a lesson, the problem you failed to address now will catch up with you later, No matter how run away from it.
My mood just spoil today.... it really pain me a lot!!! The funniest thing is that if I'm alone I will present it very well with British accent feeling like I'm on the top of the world😭😭😭😭

Pele....
u for wear dark sunshade...
And drink small kinkini red label...not enough to get u high but just enough to make u feel u are taller than everyone in the room....

Crystalclara:
Please my bio was 13th Sept, got an empty nsf the next day. Did a paid call on 29th of sept and was told decision has been made but till now, my tracker hasn't moved neither have I received a collection mail... I'm so worried....
Please what should I do?

all the gurus in the house... Please come to my aid o

Mama... calm down....It's just 13th...some pple are just lucky......SLA for work visa is 21 days...Add 2 days public holiday....
Ur visa should be coming out around Tuesday or Wednesday..... relax ....u go soon dey laugh

Belafonte:
Super simple logic really, only a fraud would not understand this

Ewooooo!! See sliding tackle....

Skye123:
Oh! But if a man does the same, she's a gold digger...
Cut the crap, pls

I just said what women always say when when it's their turn....


Which one is paining you??

Purvan:
Omo na love

Once you love woman , you go must show say you love am

Noooo...if the love hook u ... Na dash u fit do even of na 10million... U fit mumu dash am....

But to lend....dem no dey lend woman wey do fvck money ......na scam.....
.una dey together seff..she no go pay back, let alone when una don break up..

Lol.... This one go lend woman wey u dey fvck money...... I mean, who does that...??

This is not witchcraft and u are not even naive.
U are just plain stvpid...

Even if the loan is 100million...inside her mind, without telling u....she don use am exchange for sex rounds weda present or past sex ...

. Otilo

darmilolah:
@AdvanceDNA, is it advisable to use UK statement of account for dependant application?

Yes naaaa..... It's even better because nothing like exchange rate fluctuation if you use UK bank statement....

Btw ...ive been seeing some pple submit consent letter when their spouse wants to use owner's bank statement .....so maybe u should do same...anything to avoid NSF... Those UKVI pple dey craze some times...

Lily90:
Who do you think she should go for if you were in her shoes?

Only one is ready and u don't love him..u also don't want him cos he's got a kid...

The one u love has no money...

The other two are not serious for now....

Madam,u are not technically ready 4 marriage

So,u can still wait for the other two that are not also ready like you... With luck...the nurse that wants to jappa may come back for u..as we have come to know that wife is not easy to get in uk

Oluwadarasimi19:
Sorry about that.

Sigh!!!!

How do u women say it again ooooo...

"Were u forced"

I gave him this, I gave him that, I paid rent.....

Did he force u??

AlphaHakimi:
It should be a crime not to do DNA test. Even if the child looks exactly like you, please do DNA test.

If you give your wife 20k cash, I believe she will count it in your presence to confirm its actually complete. So why does your wife count the money? Does she not trust you??

I pray that someday, scientists will come up with a method to do DNA test once a woman becomes pregnant, so that men will not spend money on Antenatal for another man's child.

If you give ur wife money won't she count it?? Hmmm!!.....Baba...no let sense kill you oooo

Jewessgratitud3:
And when they say men are dumb/simp, you'll wail. Now you're trying to make us understand that men don't have the will power to refuse evil or something detrimental to their lives? That a woman can offer them poison and they'll gladly accept even with their hard earned money? Smh... No be mumu be that?

You just ended up telling us how loose and indiciplined men are and why they can never stop having DNA issues.

U can draw any conclusion that makes u sleep well at night from my comment...... That's ur cup of tea....... I am not going into a argue with someone who blames the victim of paternity fraud....it's one thing to fvck around, it's a different thing to pin Mr A's child on Mr B.

When it happens to ur sons or brothers.... Blame them very well for their wife's infidelity and the pinning of another man's child on them.....
.then face their wife, hug her very well and tell her it's not her fault at all.. .because her decision to fvck around is not her own but because the men that fvck her were too weak to say no .....

Gamesmart:
Weak defence line that you, like almost all women, hate to take accountability for your choices and free-will actions but instead like to blame men for these?

Who dey suffer las las?

WOMEN!

Na una dey dey miserable and never get that thing you have dreamed about since you were a little girl: Your dream man, who would cherish you and live with you forever.

We just want sex with women we find attractive. Many of us get that.

Na una dey dey dumped when you are older and lost your looks, na una dey cry me a river and on anti-depressants.

Baba rest joor....them no dey argue too much with person wey dey yarn opata....Woman stand for junction dey advertise prostitutión .still come dey blame man wey she entice to pay for her goods.... no be juju be that..??

How Coca cola go dey blame buyers for buying the goods they sent into the market?? Baba... Women no like take responsibility for their actions..na the same reason dem no dey like pay bills...

frozen70:
Why does a man need a DNA in the first place

because only women get pregnant and the vagina is programmed to receive any kind of male penis and sperm.....and sadly the practice of fvcking multiple partners is now a norm... love or no love ...married or no married...

Kobicove:
In some cultures any child born under a man's roof automatically become his, try and read wide and update yourself!

I asked u...which culture will make another person's blood turn to ur own.....?? Ur wife cheated and u are talking about culture...

Did I say I want another man's child as my own
Who wants another man's child when he's not impotent.... Fvck culture

Kobicove:
What he said is true according to some cultures

Which culture will make another person's blood become ur own?? E be like u seff wan collect ojuelegba thunder..

SirPilgrim:
Pls I would like to confirm the exchang rate uses is the official rate or parallel market rate

Technically...there is no fixed official rate again....still there is a daily exchange rate at the bank window and also black market...

If u are using for proof of funds...Better to follow black market since it's a higher and will cover any fluctuation in the daily rate on OANDA which may be close to bank exchange rate window

Quality20:
No its not a way to go. Children born in ur home ate urs, nobody can lawfully claim them other than you. Don't embarrass those innocent kids or their mothers

Whats this one saying..??

YelloweWest:
Suit yourself. Time will humble you

Time will humble all of us........

Lance008:
Yes have gotten a Cos
Sponsorship of 24month
Just want to know if payment is genuine

Visa fee- N380,010 ( T5 visa is around 298£ .so with exchange rate >do the maths if it's up to 380k...agent will always want to cheat you)

Scanning/upload fee -N24,900 (yes and No.. if u upload by urself, there is no fee...
.if u are uploading ur document at the visa center on ur appointment day...u will pay and it's 18k last time I checked)..maybe he just wants to cheat u small here too

Courier fee- N9,000 (yes so that ur passport will be sent to you instead of u going to Ikeja to get it when ur visa is ready)

Service fee- N40,000 (don't know what this is meant for....maybe this is his agent fee??)

Like I said...this break down doesn't have health insurance charge for 2years... so factor that in..

Lance008:
Please house help me verify I got this form person helping me how true
Good day sir analysis for tier 5 work visa payment ikeja submission centre
*Visa fee- N380,010
*Scanning/upload fee -N24,900
Courier fee- N9,000
Service fee- N40,000
Total N454,670

First...is it genuine..??.. Have u gotten it COS...how long is thee sponsorship for, 12 or 24months.?? I think this visa attracts Health insurance ooo .... there is no IHS among ur break down......

Which one is secret DNA.??
If wife has nothing to hide why will she bother?

Ilamina:
Yea but I am leaving anyway with out completing the asylum thingy . .so I don't care if they give me or not again

My Nigerian friends aunty is the one that helped me with the asylum thingy
She said she has helped so many people and they got it

Thanks for caring
I just hope no one harasses me at the airport

See ilamina conversing normal normal ...

fantabulous!!!!

Btw.....Nigeria no be place wey u go vex go ooo
Make u no say person nor tell you...

grandstar:
Yes, but their population is very small.

Kuwait with about 3m people produces more crude oil than Nigeria with a population 7 times as much. What do you expect?

Remember when Akpabio as governor of Akwa Ibom was splashing money anyhow due to the 13% oil derivation and high oil price? Now imagine Akpabio had 20 times that sum then and you might begin to understand how wealthy these Gulf Arab states are.

Ur point is??

One man stole enough money Nigeria can use for national budget... u are here talking population stats ...... don't get angree ooo ..


The emiratees didn't over steal their oil money..if they did .they will need to start taxing their people ...

If Nigerians politicians don't steal we will enjoy more basic amenities.... ordinary free education at primary and secondary school level is not even feasible, let alone water, and health care...... subsidy at all level is gone... abeg don't tell me about population