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Romance › Re: Why Is Cheating Considered Normal For Men? by advanceDNA: 6:00pm On Aug 01, 2023
1Sharon:
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Ewooo!!! Which one is small cheating ..??

He put only the tip??
Or he suck only one bréast??
Or na 10 minutes he use .??
Or na once in 3 months?? grin

U are Just justifying ur own sin
Romance › Re: Why Is Cheating Considered Normal For Men? by advanceDNA: 5:49pm On Aug 01, 2023
1Sharon:
Yes women do cheat. I'm not disputing that.

The thing is that you men cheat disgracefully and will end up embarrassing your wife.
Cheating is cheating ......u hide....and bring another man's child home...pretending like u are a saint

The man does it openly and side chick gets pregnant...So...What's the difference....?? grin

U women don't do it disgracefully or with ur full chest not because u have shame....but because u want to keep ur wife/girlfriend status and previleges while u still hop on other joysticks..u know no man will pay the bills or live happily with a woman another man is fvcking.. grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:34pm On Aug 01, 2023
NezzyMike:
Yes cus its written on it... If you don't show it, will delay your movement.
Una don start??

What is written on it ...??
Where is it written??
Delay which movement?? Entering plane or border in uk??
Delay at which point ...airport in Nigeria or border in UK....??

U just want make the guy to waste money on another tb test....why naaaa?? U dey beef the guy?? grin
Romance › Re: It's Today I Confirmed "FEAR WOMAN" - A Must Read! by advanceDNA: 5:22pm On Aug 01, 2023
ArmedArmada:
Yo, man. This is a funny post but it's also true. I'm curious, what other green lights do women give?

I'd like to know from an academic perspective

Cos I've heard that women can sometimes signal a guy ten to fifteen times before he finally picks up on the fact that she's into him.
I'm cold ......mumu.....is your room Russia or alska?? that's green flight for rush me.....

I don't want my clothes to stain...give me ur top to wear....haaa ..seduction 101 just entered final project approval.....she wants to kill u with pointing nipplés....

The easiest code to miss...."I've only had sex once this year".....that's a two in one code ...she's forming she doesn't visit or fvck guys anyhow and also she's overdue for correct pounding.....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See How Heartless People Are by advanceDNA: 8:00pm On Jul 31, 2023
matrixmuzi:
That your boss deserves not to breath. I won’t take that from him . We will
End it together .
Pure undiluted vawulwnce... baba calm down
Health › Re: How Do I Stop Tremor On Hands And Body Caused By Excessive Use Of Drugs by advanceDNA: 7:48pm On Jul 31, 2023
Gentlelox:
are u in Nigeria. If yes, where ?
I am not
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 7:34pm On Jul 31, 2023
Janosky:


Isaiah 43:10 ( ASV)
"Ye are my witnesses, saith Jehovah, and my servant whom I have chosen ; that ye may know and believe me"

Oga,is Isaiah 43:10 (ASV) & Acts 3:13, Matthew 3:17 is in your Bible?
If you get liver deny it. grin grin grin grin


In these Bible verses ,'choosen' meaning "SELECT, APPROVED".
My assignment is to show you what your Bible says, nobody would force you to accept or Believe your Bible.

Oga, I have no problem with you expressing your objection & disregard for the holy scriptures.

The problem with u JWs is that ur watch tower cult leaders has brainwashed u into believing the word "witness" is some special name Jesus gave u....and its meant for only watch tower members...

Witness is just an english word oooo... grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 6:30pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Imagine a first century Jew who have the Old Testament and someone told him if he did not convert to Christian he can't see God's kingdom! smiley
"Christian" is just a label......there is no where it is written in the bible u must become a christain or any other tag or name...

Weda first century jew or new testament believer... choosing to obey God/christ word is all that matters.....

But to you ....being a watch tower member is what really matters.... i get u baba....
wateva makes u sleep well at night is fine by me
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 6:10pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ you've been judged already after seeing all the evidences pointing to an organized global family of peace loving worshipers yet you're expecting Jesus to come down and tell you to go and work with them! smiley
Sigh..... the brainwashing is deep.....

U have the bible right in front of you... yet someone told u if u dont belong to watch tower u are false .... nd u believe??
Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of Days: How Would You Feel If God Forgave All? by advanceDNA: 5:47pm On Jul 31, 2023
vdestro:
You speak for yourself o.
I tell u say i dey speak for another person before??
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 5:30pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Watchtower is 100% correct when it comes to the claim that we're the one and only group on the road to everlasting life! smiley
Like i said....read for yourself......... God will not judge anyone based on church or group they belong....
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA:
Janosky:
Oga did the disciples @Acts 15:6-14 & did God confirm @Isaiah43:10,21(ASV), that a prerequisite for salvation is bearing God's name?

@ John 5:43, did Jesus Christ bear your own name?

JWs don't argue against the holy scriptures,as you are doing now.
Neither jesus nor the disicples of Jesus told u such.... u are just pouring out ur watch tower doctrines and labelling it with any scripture u like

.. like i said earlier... u can beleive wateva makes u sleep well at night.. u amd ur max have said only being in ur church can make someone saved....so go and be saved alone grin
Health › Re: How Do I Stop Tremor On Hands And Body Caused By Excessive Use Of Drugs by advanceDNA: 5:24pm On Jul 31, 2023
Gentlelox:
will dezapam be of any use ?
Dont self medicate on a possible misfiring of ur neural pathways...... u meed the right dose after testing
Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of Days: How Would You Feel If God Forgave All? by advanceDNA: 5:22pm On Jul 31, 2023
Cybertroll:
grin
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Honestly, let's assume it's the end of days and God decides, mercifully, to forgive everyone regardless of the sins they committed on earth. grin

Prostitutes and pornstars, alcoholics and drug addicts, politicians and fraudsters, atheists and heathens, etc, are all going to heaven.

Would you feel cheated or happy for the lucky sinners or indifferent? And tell me your reasons. smiley
Feel cheated.. as in how??....we have all fvcked up naaa.....if God forgive all us automarically, that would be great....
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 4:17pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ nobody is forcing the truth down your throat at least you have succumbed to the fact that only Jehovah's Witnesses made top topics on this forum by those claiming Christians.
That's enough evidence! wink
Me no force u too........try read ur bible and weigh all these ur watch tower claims on the standard of words of Jesus...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:12pm On Jul 31, 2023
kdf3449:
This whole process and waiting can make someone hypertensive ooo hahahahah ! I’m just praying and hoping all the visas will be out together this week. The anxiety is too much !

Have you seen same situation before ?
I saw one case of wrong vignette pasted on an applicant passport....so they told the person to resubmit because he has picked it up.......its this same september entry period where pressure is always high for them from tier 4, end of year vacation visa pple, and other visa types
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 4:09pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
If you're not ready to learn nobody is forcing the truth in your skull but whether you agree or not you can't do God's will if you're not with Jehovah's Witnesses today! smiley
Sigh!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 4:07pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Bring out five threads about any of these sects on this forum:
Chosen
Celestial
Deeperlife
Living Faith
Can you prove what you typed by quoting five threads that talks against one out of these sects but i can quote over 100 threads on this forum from different religionists against Jehovah's Witnesses!

Jesus said the city that's build on the mountain top cannot be hidden! Matthew 5:14-16 smiley
How is the thread opened by random pple here a yardstick u are desperately trying to cling onto.... dont u see Muslims being talked about too here every day??

Yes ..jesus city city that's build on the mountain top cannot be hidden?? So?? Ur watch tower has told u another lie again about matt 5v14-16?? Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2023
Janosky:
To bear your Father's name is "propaganda of superiority?"
Matthew 10:34-37, the Bible's teaching espoused by Jesus Christ won't be watered down to please any mortal.


Oga, which verse and chapter did you see this claim?
Your claim is not in your Bible Oo!



John 5:43, John10:16 & John 17:21-22 Jesus Christ leads Jehovah's people, none is separate.
* Hebrews 11:25,Moses choose to stick with Jehovah's people who bear His name (2 Chronicles 7:14), e get why.
Isaiah 43:10,21 (ASV) & 2 Chronicles 7:14, do Jehovah's people bear a unique name?
Yes.
This Bible truth was affirmed by the disciples @Acts15:6-15.

Oga,No be rocket science. grin grin
What father's name are u bearing?? So in all the four gospels u read bearing ur father's name is salvation and righteousness ... again u are delusional of titles ur Watch tower group has used to brain wash u into makig u think u are better than every one just because u call urself jehovah's witness..


2.... u cannot see luke 9v49 because its not one of the verses ur watch tower organization uses to teach u that anyone thats not part of u is false... u dont read scriptures on your own.. u just listen to watch tower message of propaganda....... u are a robot ... and i hope ur eyes open soon....
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 3:56pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Use your brain!
Why is it that out of thousands of sects claiming Christians the OP singled out Jehovah's Witnesses as one that others must use as a measuring tool for standard?

Ọmọ i'm really really sorry for you! smiley
Pple say thing about other groups...

About lords chosen church..
celestial...
Deeper life
Even living faith church...
About the christ and hia followers as a whole

So how is the opinion of one random person that opened a new topic here yardstick of measuring anything..?? Cant u see ur desperation??
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
If you're not with Jehovah's Witnesses there's no way you can do God's will! smiley
Lol....mr max.......how can u say unless u go to a particular church u cant obey God....??
u too ...try read what u just wrote and weigh it on the teachings of Jesus u have read.... and see if u are correct....dont be a robot thats just repeating what watch tower told u for once....

Anyways...u can beleive and go with wateva makes u happy and sleep well at night...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2023
kdf3449:
Yes but later called again that, she shouldn’t pick it that they’ll retrieve it from TLS, get the issue fixed and get back to us. What could be wrong ? Do I need to be worried ? The dependent visas are still not out yet.
Haaaaa....i doubt they can refuse her after approving the visa shaaa....so no fear.... mayb they put another person vignette on ur wife's passport.... ukvi make mistakes alot...im surprised they even detect and recalled the passport from tls......its a good sign joor...

Its better this way oooo.....because if ukvi tell u to resubmit passport..before u go collect am...u go cry pepper
Health › Re: How Do I Stop Tremor On Hands And Body Caused By Excessive Use Of Drugs by advanceDNA: 3:30pm On Jul 31, 2023
How long have u been detoxed of the drug u were addicted to??
Mayb u are still taking other things that can trigger similar withdrawal symptoms of the drug u were addicted to, like caffiene,


See a neurologist...u may have hyperthyroidism or need anti-anxiety medications
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 3:16pm On Jul 31, 2023
kdf3449:
Greetings

Good afternoon, my wife ( MA )got a call from British high commission. The lady said she needs to pick up her passport and resubmit it again, that there was an error in the visa, when my wife ask what, the lady said she doesn’t need to know. We haven’t picked her passport yet cos we trying to use one trip to pick everybody’s own, so we waiting and hoping.

Later they called again that, no need to collect the passport, that they’ll retrieve it from TLS.

These people wants to finish me with anxiety oo !!! Please has anyone experienced such situation before ? Should I be worried ? Dependents visas are still not out as at today.

Pls make una help me with info to calm my anxiety.
Okay....if i get u..ur wife's visa has been approved?? But u ddnt pick it....now they said u should pick and resubmit??
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 3:12pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ if by now you're not one of Jehovah's Witnesses i'm sorry for you! smiley
Lol.....so to u watch tower pple.. salvation na by being part of a group.... its not about obeying God's commandment as given by Jesus?? Hahahahaha
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 3:09pm On Jul 31, 2023
Janosky:
Oga, you dey bear your Father name?

Jesus Christ teach you he bears his Father's name? John 5:43.

The statement of Jehovah@ Isaiah 43:10,21 ( Jehovah the God of Jesus @ Acts 3:13) ) & the confession of the apostles @ Acts 15:14,nah rocket science?
Lol..... u are just another watch tower robot... spitting the propaganda of of ur church leaders...try and use ur head and nit be a robot....

Jesus is clear....love God and Obey his commandments as given by him.....how is that hard for you.??
.but u pple keep foaming in the mouth that being in ur watch tower organization is the only true way..... did God tell u he will judge u based on church or group or name of group u attend??

U can bear whateva name u like.. weda witness, christain, or simply christ followers.. the koko is ...are u following God/christ or ur watch tower ??
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On Jul 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
The truth is there are many religions claiming they are following Jesus but it's a lie so if you're not interested in knowing the church that's teaching exactly what Christ taught then you're lying to your own soul! smiley
U are just churning ur watch tower propaganda of superiority against other groups and pple that doesnt belong to your group.... i mean..u dont even know or see their heart to label them as false .....

Jesus's disciples did same rebuking another beleiver because he's not one of them...jesus told him not to as there are others also doing his will that are not part of them.... u are always too quick to call others false and liars... its absurd...
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 2:38pm On Jul 31, 2023
Janosky:
Shebi Acts 15:14 & Isaiah 43:10,21, John 9:4 is in your Bible?
That is the name of the Group that Jehovah God & His son recognise.
You get it?
God did not say any where he recognizes only one group or church.....dont be a Watch tower robot..... God recognizes anyone that truly obeys his word through jesus
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA: 2:20pm On Jul 31, 2023
Courz:
Gbam. You said it all. Your word dey pepper Mad Max the Fraud o. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The guy na watch tower robot for now...with time he will know the difference btw obeying God and watch tower
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See How Heartless People Are by advanceDNA:
Danremmy:
i never knew they were coming to collect the car. It was an unexpected visit
Oga ade....are they ur friends... them dey visit u lile that b4...when they now arrived and declared their intentions.... u did not know how to switch to craze mode...... abi dem dey mad niiiii... i wish say na me...


Where is nlfp mod seff
Christianity Etc › Re: Disagreement With Jehovah's Witnesses by advanceDNA:
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ talk about your own church, are you still adhering to the teachings of your church?

The reason why JWs is the most revisited topic on this forum is the strong organization that's ever growing while others are ashamed to talk about their church Jehovah's Witnesses are going about confidently telling everyone:

"We are JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES"

The house built on the mountain top cannot be hidden! Matthew 5:14-16 smiley
Teachings of church?? The teaching of Christ is standard...God will not assess u by watch tower or any church teachings ........ u are too caught up in ur denominational propaganda and polictics of superiority....like i said nobody cares....anymore..this is 2023

.Yeah u can be confident all u want....your watch tower tell u everyother follower of christ is wrong and u are the only one right... is that what christ told you.??..ive seen alot of people confident about stupíd things.....so be confident all u want
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See How Heartless People Are by advanceDNA: 12:56pm On Jul 31, 2023
Them come collect car from u....u seff drop key after u don change brain box and all the other fixes....??

Na mumu dey worry u... abi u just they form over righteous.....??

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