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Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2023
obaalasepe:
Do I need to do an English Test if I am applying for visa as Early Childhood Educator?
It is a skill worker visa.
Na u need IELTS pass
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:46pm On Jul 29, 2023
jeff1607:
Fear God
Perhaps he will get lucky one day...nigga has been trying to sell that vita for 65k for months...
Politics › Re: Feminist Wan Cook. Another Woman Off Gas. by advanceDNA: 6:18pm On Jul 29, 2023
Puss360:
Marriage is not an achievement....
When you as a man marries a woman who loves you, and respect you, and is a high profile woman, you will be so full of pride as a man...
Ask Kamala Harris... USA vice president...
Imagine what her husband is feeling everytime....
Mind you, he isn't a politician... But he's referred to as Second Gentleman....
U obviously dont know how men think and what make men feel proud....u just dey cap...and u asume the same thing that makes women happy is what men happy....


Second gentleman koor..second werey niii

Politics › Re: AFDB President Akinwunmi Adesina Celebrates 39th Wedding Anniversary by advanceDNA: 4:54pm On Jul 29, 2023
enemyofprogress:
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeew
I like how ur moniker flow with ur comment...

Keep it up.. grin
Politics › Re: AFDB President Akinwunmi Adesina Celebrates 39th Wedding Anniversary by advanceDNA: 4:53pm On Jul 29, 2023
AllenSpencer:
Jesus shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


39th!

Team marriage is a scam! Where art thou?
Times have changed.....

Marriage is now scam grin
Sports › Re: Super Falcons: Why Nigeria’s Historic Win Against Australia Changes Nothing by advanceDNA: 4:45pm On Jul 29, 2023
Legendguy:
You don't know how genetics work
Her grandfather is a full Nigerian who married a white brits
Her father is half Nigeria, known as hala f-caste who again married a white brits
Their union gave birth to her
She could have taken her mother's genes 100% while her younger sister to his father's gene
I did not know her father isnt full black... u saw that in my comment.....yet u want to sound condescending...the genetics u are claiming superiority on seff is laughable...
Romance › Re: She Is Threatening To Accuse Him Of RAPE Abroad by advanceDNA: 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2023
KingintheNorth:
The white girl have given him an ultimatum, it's either her or he face the music .
She should go and report naaaa...rape charges cannot stick...but fvcking her under false pretense can fly..
Romance › Re: Girls Act Nice To Me Until I Ask Them Out by advanceDNA: 4:19pm On Jul 29, 2023
natedensel:
Why do girls seem to be nice to me and show interest in me only for them to turn down my advances when I pick interest, they'll keep being nice and checking up on me as long as I don't ask them out, but the moment I pick interest and try to make a move try start showing attitude and playing hard to get.
Stop asking them out naaa... grin

And stop being too nice to women....
Romance › Re: If Your Girlfriend Tells You That She's HIV Positive A Night After You Had Sex. by advanceDNA: 4:14pm On Jul 29, 2023
ednut1:
Having sex with an hiv person does not automatically mean who have contracted it
All of them be licking vagińa and asshóle before using condóms these days....

So yeah..they automatically have it... grin grin
Romance › Re: Are The Things Some Nairaland Men Say About The Vagina Tr...? by advanceDNA: 4:10pm On Jul 29, 2023
Some Pple will just open thread and be using authrotative tones...... u dont like it ??..

Stop talking..
Stop laughing...
Stop telling ...
Stop doing this...
Stop doing that..




Hiss!!
Career › Re: What My Boss Did To Me. by advanceDNA: 1:21pm On Jul 29, 2023
Landuphil:
You were being paid for your services.

Who still gives a fvck about birthday wish these days?

If you had brought this post in here before now, I'd have implore you work till December then resign (that way you'd have saved up to rent a space for your laundry business).

Don't always attach emotions to factual things. Nobody really care about your emotions. You need to work on that aspect.

Wish you the very best as you faceoff with reality.

Bless up.
Dont mind the guy.....
He's bringing emotions into business... and its not lile they owe him money... he wants to be celebrated... hahahahahaha.....

He even wants to be living in the accomodation the school provided after resigning.... is that not witchcraft ??

If entitlement was a person .....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
Make una no tension una self with UK ooo.....its becoming too saturated and annoying...

People are exploring other countries....if u still get head for book....u can try finland....u and ur family can enter...

.masters tution is mostly around 9k-10k€..... with 30 hrs work permit for main applicant and two years post study ....permanent residency after 4 continous years in the country ....

The good thing is that Finland has reviewd their immigration laws and now count ur 2 years spent on masters education with your 2 years post study as continous 4 years, which helps u get permanent residency seamlessly after 4 years
Sports › Re: Super Falcons: Why Nigeria’s Historic Win Against Australia Changes Nothing by advanceDNA: 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2023
This white babe wey dey claim naija....i dey suspect her mama.....

.na adopt the papa adopt am ?? Or na him pour the spèrm gan gan?? .. i never see where black man nack woman....wey no single trace of black phenotype show for skin, hair, nose, etc......
Health › Re: Is This Disease Curable? by advanceDNA: 12:18pm On Jul 29, 2023
MisterKennedy:
Which of the herbs bro?
Oga...be careful with herbs oooo....

No add pressure to your liver ooo....... if ur doctors caught it early....it can be managed and u may recover fully..... the liver is a fantastic organ and has been known to heal itself and even grow back even if a large part of it is cut off or damaged...

Take ur drugs from the hospital/doctor.... eat healthy foods ...and stay way from alcohol and other things that will increase the work load of ur liver...... u go dey alright
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Politics › Re: Has Simon Ekpa Finally Rebelled Aginst Nnamdi Kanu? by advanceDNA: 12:05pm On Jul 29, 2023
Wateva kanu wrote from prison will be assumed to have been done under duress or in exchange for a release deal.... Simon cannot take the letter serious
Family › Re: My Husband’s “runs Girl” Used Juju On Him; Wife Of Defunct Skye Bank Chairman by advanceDNA:
She's in denial mode giving excuses on behalf of a community penis......."when u are almost nothing without a man's money"

See .....in this life...no forget to get money....as in...... plenty money.....
u will do wrong..yet ur victim will be giving excuses on ur behalf.... good riddance to bad rubbish ....someone u should give rat poison or hypertension iducing drugs
Business › Re: Zenith Bank Re-Appoints Dame Adaora Umeoji As Deputy Managing Director by advanceDNA: 9:13am On Jul 29, 2023
Yankee101:
How much do you know of Adora?
You know how she take climb fast for banking?
Rich for how much?
No be pricķ give am those huge accounts..... na pple wey her folks know.... she got them easily
Business › Re: Zenith Bank Re-Appoints Dame Adaora Umeoji As Deputy Managing Director by advanceDNA: 7:17am On Jul 29, 2023
Yankee101:
The corper that became DMD
Women dey suffer to climb sha
The things she went thru
Dont do that..... the Adaora is not ur every day chic.... na well connected rich man pikin from time...
Politics › Re: Nairaland Is Where One Finds The Most Foolish People On Earth by advanceDNA: 9:52pm On Jul 28, 2023
Lol.....U just like to dey mock ur country men... there are fóolish pple with data and phones every where in the world...
Travel › Re: Which Country Can 300k In Naira Take Me To by advanceDNA: 9:45pm On Jul 28, 2023
Rainbow10:
Boss, be like say you no like me at all
See the kind country you want make I go.
You no try at all...............
U like make person dey lie to you....??
Na ur budget cause am naaa....
Travel › Re: Which Country Can 300k In Naira Take Me To by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2023
Rainbow10:
Pls Guys I really need a nice input........
Am thinking of Greenland or Faore island to relocate
There's no 300k plane ticket seff.. unless u wan go togo....u fit see change collect shaa
Romance › Re: Cheaters!!! by advanceDNA:
ceede2:
What's the firs thing that cheaters say when they get caught??
They blame their victim....especially women...

U stopped caring for me...
U neglect me..
U dont satisfy me...
U made me do it by not telling me im pretty everyday

They lie.....
We ddnt do anything..i swear down...We were just gisting all night in the hotel..

He only touch my boobś b4 i regained senses

I swear he used jazz on me

If they were caught right in the act...." I swear It was only the tip that entered" b4 u came in...

He raped me....(haba aunty...after 4 rounds)
Politics › Re: Nairaland Forum Is A Nation by advanceDNA: 6:17pm On Jul 28, 2023
3.2% indeed... with multiple monikers used by one person..... dey play
Nairaland General › Re: I’m Looking For Rich Old Man To Make Me One Of His Wives – Pretty 22-year-old La by advanceDNA: 3:58pm On Jul 28, 2023
Some parent are kukuma trying.... but some children just dont want to be anything meaningful in life
Romance › Re: Is Jealousy A Proof Of Love Or Lack Of Trust? by advanceDNA: 3:51pm On Jul 28, 2023
Grammar every where....

Make somebody start to dey chat their partner every night now while giggling.... all these grammar go change sharp sharp
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shirtless Celebration Sparks Mixed Reactions by advanceDNA: 2:58pm On Jul 28, 2023
elijahozzy:
Stop answering this fool!!!!
U dont have manners
Romance › Re: Don't Ask Or Dig About Ladies Past, It Will Hurt You. by advanceDNA: 12:34pm On Jul 28, 2023
Truvelisback:
I didn't say it is a must neither do i mean u shouldn't know her well. If u use ur IQ or from ur observation, u can tell whether she has slept with numerous guys or not.
U ddnt say be observant to find out about her ....u specidically..said...and i quote "don't ask because it will hurt her feelings .."if u like her just marry her"..........
Romance › Re: Don't Ask Or Dig About Ladies Past, It Will Hurt You. by advanceDNA: 12:19pm On Jul 28, 2023
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Guys, don't ask abt a ladies past i.e at what age she lost her virginity, how many guys she has slept with etc. It will hurt ur feelings and could drastically reduce ur feelings for her to zero level, if possible. In most cases, most ladies don't like sharing these things because it bruises their self-esteem and their feelings. If u like her, marry her. 2ndly, ladies, don't try to form virgin to guys when u aren't one. It could lead to a very big problem if he finds out that u are being deceitful. Just be normal or be yourself.
They should not ask because it will hurt them..?? Is it a must to marry or date a girl that has slept with over 30 men??
So they should just enter relationship with any woman without knowing her well because they want to avoid knowing what would make them back out?? Is this a lame joke or sarcasm??
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shirtless Celebration Sparks Mixed Reactions by advanceDNA: 11:53am On Jul 28, 2023
Thomasankara:
[/color]do Muslim get persecuted for straying away from their beliefs in the south west? And on what you quoted,how sure are you it's not business gone wrong and d man trying to save face through religion,lastly if what you are saying is true,he won't get away with it,cos u don't get away with crime in the west[color=#770077]
Shebi u are in this country...wait and see how how her muslim people will behave on top this issue
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shirtless Celebration Sparks Mixed Reactions by advanceDNA: 11:45am On Jul 28, 2023
SAMBARRY:
her parents are not living in the north filled with fanatical, violent ,crude and illiterate zombie Muslims.the Muslims in Lagos are moderate and not as fanatical as their northern counterparts.besides they know the consequences of being unreasonably violent.not that they're totally refined but they know it's easy for them to collect if they go out of line so they have no choice than to put their violent tendencies under control and behave civil
U will remember i said so.....watch and see how her fellow muslims will start attacking her


Somebody up there called anti islam is already spiting fire
Politics › Re: Why I Support Subsidy Removal, (and why i have done so since '12)...part 5 by advanceDNA: 11:40am On Jul 28, 2023
nairalanda1:
Yeah, subsidy is not the problem, it is, ultimately, our overreliance on one source of income, corruption and stealing.

Also, if subsidy is not the problem, why are you then angry about my comments on subsidy?



And good luck.
Angry?? U are not even a patroitic nigerian if u are not angry about the situation of this nation....The money they are paying u has blinded u from seeing clearly...all u see is opposition....thats how i know u are a paid agent because anybody u see complaining about evil in his nation to you must be a pdp member..... so na only pdp member dey this country? U think all of us are politicians??
See how blinded u are... so party member are the only people in this nation...??

they have removed subsidy....why are still shouting about subsidy that has been removed?? Shouldnt we be talking about the things subsidy money should be doing for nigerians in the education, health and other sector.... shouldnt the government start clamping down on bogus contracts used to steal money.... ?? All u do is talk about subsidy and how masses should keep quiet and suffer while ur oppressors drive 200million naira bullet proof cars... shame on u..
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Shirtless Celebration Sparks Mixed Reactions by advanceDNA: 11:32am On Jul 28, 2023
teebaxy:
Na Muslim Dey host Dey World Cup … Abi she no be Nigeria before she become a Muslim … Muslim ko fuslim nih … some of you idiots just make d word Muslim to sound like bondage
E dey pain u say small thing ur religion don start to dey kill....

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