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Muslims no just get chill....i mean ..how can u be fighting the living over a dead person....

Shalommy:
Chaii... . Op, still that stolen mattress? You don't mean it, do you?

U are wicked

be like the mattress na by force payment for "something"

The table is finally destroyed

Millimann:
Who is this one?
And what kind of grammar is this?

Sleep dey catch the guy when he they type

Peterpanny:
free slope.some of you are wired differently.

Baba...forget...we are all wired differently

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Exactly one of the reasons why i left religion. For them every event has a spiritual undertone .

Politicians are nit religious pple..tgey just use religion to lie.......the board of the hospital has sat down and dont want to be responsible for damages and lawsuit....

no be this country u dey wey politicians dey blame snake and monkey for missing 36 million naira they claimed they kept in an office...as in...snake..as in ...who keeps 36 million in an office??

mrBlunt:
Chai! See bad mouth. How do you people put these words together?

U wey be mr blunt...ur mouth go bad pass my own.....

kdf3449:
I’m trying my best but you know how anxious one can be sometimes and the ticket price keeps rising by the day. Let’s see what happens by end of today or tomorrow. What about the BRP mail ? I thought it comes out same time or few days afterwards?

Brp email dey delay sometimes....sometimes u will sens paid email seff before they release it...
Na rush hour period be this

kdf3449:
Greetings my oga ! This UK people wants to finish me with anxiety oo ! We got collection email but for only me and my wife, I just went there with hope that all might be there but they said only these two are ready. We didn’t receive BRP mail yet. Is this pattern normal ? Pls Has anyone had this sort of experience before ? Cos I don’t understand why the kids own is not out yet.

Also, in my wife passport, they canceled one of the visa and put a new one ( maybe that’s why they were asking for her to resubmit the passport. I have double check the visas but I can’t even see the error. Abeg these people matter dye stress my brain lol

Any advice on what to do ?

Baba relax....the rest go come out...if they want to deny it.. they would have done so already...
At this point..u dont need to do anything....sometimes case workers are different....the person that attended to u may nit be the one that attended to ur kids... so just relax

Honeybadgerxx:
Exactly what I'm thinking. But this girl swore with her life that she hasn't even kissed a guy before not to talk of sex, I guess she masturbates.

Now bro, what do you think, let's assume she hasn't been penetrated by anyone before and she lost her virginity to masturbation, should one go on with the wedding plans with such lady? Since the whole reason behind this virginity stuffs is to avoid fornication. I really don't care about her masturbating provided she will stop it after getting married, my problem is her having sex with someone else. Should I go on and marry her, I really love her and she loves me more than I do to her, she's respectful, she's beautiful, she's educated and sensible at least for a lady.

And I also want to know if masturbation is same thing with fornication?

All those swear does not mean anything..pple tell lies amd still swear with bible....what matters is that u said u dont care naa...so..if u dont care..then marry her with whatver shes hiding and manipulating u with...

Zero ur mind...that even if she's fornicating, with 30 men and 200 abortion ....u dont care.....because trust me..u will notice other things later

To ur question....masturbation is self pleasure...fornication is pleasure with another person....they are not same thing.....

But.it doesnt matter weda they are the same or not naaaa....since u said u dont care and u love her

All these marriage/sexually transmitted office holders ..... See the nonsense u are saying in public

Bhusawlah:
Please guys how re you guys getting work to give you certificate of sponsorship...I would really appreciate if anyone can put me through...

Dey disguise abi??

Another scam dissolved......

But why endure this long....

How can u tolerate somebody for 18 years yet u cant tolerate them for the remaining years?

Oyinbo!!!...its like divorce is something they must do after marriage...even if the marriage is sweet....they will shaa be like... "babe u know i love u right? lets try divorce, all our friends are doing it"

Honeybadgerxx:
Please I need answers as I'm planning towards our marriage soon, she's in her mid 20s and now a grad

Weda its virginity issue, or age, or not having kids, or wateva....Oga dont enter any marriage blind....
Women are very deceptive...... she's already showing signs that she's lying by creating excuse in ur mind so that when u reach there and its a free slope...she can have an excuse

Ajakaiye83:
St Nicholas

Well u can sue them alright....however ....its one thing to sue..its another ball game to prove how ukvi's action caused u damages worth compensation...

If u are a celeb...its easy to prove a dent on ur image ..... but if you are just you....i mean if u are technically a nobdy....it will take a good lawyer to drag the school to cough out some compensation..make u no go waste legal fees

Omo see hustlers......

IJay8:
Good morning all, please what documents are needed for COS application? Please I need you guy’s help as it’s urgent thanks
Please @advanceDNA I need am answer🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

U are confusing me with ur question...

Are u an employer or an potential employee looking for care work or other skilled job..

If u are looking for work..the company that wants to give u COS will tell u what they need from you
..but if its on general terms... u will need passport, tb test, police character certificate, care certifications, and ielts....
The ielts, pcc, and tb test expires..so if u dont get a job before getting them, they may expire before job comes which means u have to spend another money to get them....

So best thing is to secure the job...then can now get the documents

Naija govermenment cannot do free education pallative.... its the type of pallative they will lie that they gave 900million traders 900billion they like doing, so they can embezzle easily

skj1377:
Chairman if your girlfriend needs money especially if you don't give her monthly upkeep allowance you have to give her. Where do you expect her to always get money??

What are u even saying??

NezzyMike:
Mr I know it all!!! He asked if it is mandatory to enter UK with his TB cert, I had to tell him the implication of not showing it at the POE!!! Who is clinging to straws? Stop trying to be condescending when replying or quoting ppl, it makes you sound less of a man. Bye

U are still clinging to straws with all these fooliśh explanation because tb test expiration is not important after visa is secured.....

the guy's tb test has expired and u are telling him he needs the tb test resuly at border control.....is that not withcraft...... werey

RoyalBlu:
It's a tricky road.

Letting it go.

Impressive

NezzyMike:
You will not read what you were tagged na to insult yourself you sabi. As if na only you don do TB test! You are too crude to be a man

Nigga u nor get point.... u are just clinging to straws...

RoyalBlu:
This your statement sha. Not true tho.

U want us to go down that road??

This is not a dialogue u can win

NezzyMike:
Try to dey rest as a man you are!!!! On the TB test certificate, what he's scared of is written there. I will ask again, what is your wahala I answered him according to what I saw on my own Certificate. Everyone's situation will not always be the same.

Oga..u are misleading the dude..yet u are trying to play with words, and be condescending at the same time.... u are either wicked or dont just have shame..or u are both at the same time

RoyalBlu:
You got it right.
But... Talking about getting her boss panties and stuff, feels out of line IMO.

And his response wasn't a shut down per se.

I ddnt say it was....i said she would feel shut down because women can be dramatic about almost every thing..

tuzle:
So my girlfriend was chatting with me today and then she told me that it seems her boss is pregnant, that she wanted to buy disposable pants and also her tummy looked big. So I replied her that do I really need to know all this. She became angry and started giving attitude. The reason I replied her like that way because I felt she was breaching her boss privacy and I tried to explain to her but she wouldn't listen. So ladies was my reply wrong?

Couples are the biggest gossip partners in the world... she may not have close friends she gists with apart from you......so to her, that mayb shutting her down, which might make her feel pushed away.....
. she's just sharing her day with you...though irrelevant...na part of ur boyfriend job to sometimes listen to her nonsense..... u will soon start knowing some pple's name and life even tbough u have never seen them b4

jceddo:
Please I need advice. My agent applied for my Visa today but I have gone for my biometrics and he didn't add my children's names as my dependants. according to him he only fill that I have dependants will this mistake effect them when am ready to bring them? Expert advice only. Thanks

No

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NezzyMike:
What is even your wahala? Did you actually read what was written on the certificate before concluding? Try to comprehend his question before asking me those questions. If they don act on what is written there, then fine

Na u i supposed ask wetin be ur wahala
..U dey mislead person on top what u dont know.......u still dey speak grammar...

Have they delayed u b4 because of tb test?? Why u dey tension the guy over nothing...person don get visa to fly ....u still dey give am extra things to worry about....

..tb test, pcc, ielts, CoS are all time bound document...once u use them in securing ur visa, no one demands them from u and no one delays u because of expired tb test......

Ajakaiye83:
Dear All,
Above subject matter refers.

A friend has his TB test rejected by the school claiming it was fake. He got the hospital here in Nigeria to write to them validating the result yet they insisted and refused him CAS.

Does he have a case?

Kindly contribute

Thank you all

The authorized tb test allowed by uk embassy which all uk university works it must be done by IOM, Qlife or st nicholas... which hospital did ur friend go to??

cococandy:
What I’m understanding Is that if a woman has money, she has the right to cheat too?

Of course if the man is useless and the woman is paying all the bills....no woman look at such men with respect....see...With respect comes the desire to let a man touch u ....
..dont get me wrong, i know there are women whose faithfulness/fiidelity is driven by principles like religion, fairness, and moral code..and they wont cheat no matter what...

But for an average woman ..her love and loyalty comes with being taken cared of & being fvcked well.... once there's a deficit in the two... abeg abeg abeg abeg

MissTemi1:
U re indirectly saying if the man can’t provide, the woman is free to cheat right? Una go just Dey device urselves

A man that doesn't provide will lose the respect and love he gets from his woman...it's proven fact.

We already know u women don't love us.....u only love how we care for you....
so yeah... while it's not morally or religiously right a woman is technically free to cheat if the husband is useless... Ur penîs cannot be stronging when u are not a feeding ur family and paying the bills