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Christianity Etc › Re: The true definition of adultery according to the Jewish Bible by advanceDNA: 1:33pm On Mar 30, 2023
Janosky:

Oga,your desire to acquire wives & concubines does NOT CHANGE Matthew 19:8.
Jesus Christ has spoken !

According to Jesus Christ @ Matthew 19:4-6,8.if you like continue deceiving yourself. grin grin
He must be a muslim....they are always desperately trying the merge the equate the bible and quran grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:28pm On Mar 30, 2023
muyiwa0592:
Please my wife COS is out,my question is that do we need Prove of funds? please someone should explain better to me
Check the COS document...it will be stated there if ur employer is supporting u with POF.

However, if ur employer only gave u a COS number and sponsor licence but no document to check...u will have to ask the employer or agent if ur package includes supporting u with proof of funds....

If the employer says yes...then u just need to go and apply with the remaining requirements u have... u must be sure..other wise ur application may be refused because the details is already with UKVI

if no....u must have 1270£ for ur wife in ur account or her own account for at least 28 days straight before u apply....

if u are applying together add ur own POf 285£...If one child is involved add 315£
if another child is involved add 200£,
200£, for other children if them reach football team...
Exchange rate is around 570Naira......do the maths
Politics › Re: There Is No Such Thing As Old Vs New Testament. It Is A Lie. by advanceDNA: 1:17pm On Mar 30, 2023
SeeThisLoser:
There is no such thing as old and new testament. God does not change. His words endure forever. He cannot lie. He is not an author of confusion.

Don't mind Christians when they come to you with this concocted fable of new vs old testament rubbish. There is no such thing.
U just need to preach ur own gospel.... and let pple accept it....mdiscrediting other pple's gospel by manipulating words wont make ur own more believable....
Christianity Etc › Re: The true definition of adultery according to the Jewish Bible by advanceDNA: 11:13am On Mar 30, 2023
SeeThisLoser:
You are the Christian. Tell me ?
Lol.....u are the ine claiming u know wat God meant when he said dont commit adultery....
Christianity Etc › Re: The true definition of adultery according to the Jewish Bible by advanceDNA: 11:03am On Mar 30, 2023
Una no dey tire .....
So how did God explain adultery for women ..or this ur analogy does not apply to women ??
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 11:01am On Mar 30, 2023
Lovilla:
all i can say is Men are polygamous in nature, so i dont blame him.

Bcause this maid in question doesnt even come close to my sister in terms of beauty.
The best time to use the statement "na beauty we go chop"

grin
Family › Re: My Wife Says I Am Not Romantic After 10years Of Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:50am On Mar 30, 2023
ItisWell22:
Guyyyyy… 😂

Even me wey be woman begin laugh as I read the heading… 🤣😂

After 10 years!!

How?? 😫
Sebi na because u dey reasonable..... wait small...

U will see how ur paddiis will come and blame him
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:43am On Mar 30, 2023
endsarrrs:
Laws of power: "Never outshine you master"
Inappropriate context.... the supposed master doesnt know anything...she only knows how to boil water and cook indomie... grin
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA:
Lovilla:
trash..

if i am to be in my sister's shoe, i would ve poisoned that girl on a lowkey.
Lol..... my talk is trash.??...but ur toxic/murder filled statement is not... pele...you and ur sister go dey alright....beans for prison no palatable ooo
Family › Re: My Wife Says I Am Not Romantic After 10years Of Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:36am On Mar 30, 2023
Should we tell him?
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA: 10:31am On Mar 30, 2023
Lovilla:
i dont see where she is getting it wrong

She has always been submissive to her husband
...husbnd enjoys her food..thats not the maid's fault..thats ur sister's fault for not knowing how to cook.....how is she now trying to crash ur sister's marriage??
Romance › Re: House Maid Is About To Crash My Sister's Marriage by advanceDNA:
Learn how to cook better food...mba!!! ..... you say "i am a feminist..my husband-to-be should also go and learn how to cook to satisfy me"....

But u sabi only snake in the eagle and hold burglary style.... the sex seff...u are always tired, asking him "is it food" grin

Okay naa..food matter don come...now u are crying and hating on another girl that can cook accusing her she wants to crash your home.... nothing should happen to that poor girl ooo... grin
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 9:47am On Mar 30, 2023
obinna58:
There’s no comfort in this, it’s plane stupidity
Sigh!! I cant explain to you....if u dont get that the post is not about farting...i cnt help you
Business › Re: Banks Worried Over Low Cash Deposit By Customers by advanceDNA: 9:37am On Mar 30, 2023
It should be expected that nigerians will resort to cash hoarding after the useless and heartless stunt CBN pulled on them a couple of weeks back
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA:
Wordsfrombimpe:
Low IQ Guy
I dont like vawulence early in the morning...
Earlier was meant to be cruise..but i realise i may have over done it...this is me genuinely apologizing for being annoying.... humans process things differently...i need not condescend you for your thought process....mabínú...
Autos › Re: Honda Accord 2008 For Sale 2 Million by advanceDNA: 8:42am On Mar 30, 2023
Unrated900:
1.5 instant payment
I wont inspect
Lol...baba say he will not inspect because he wan pay japaa price
Business › Re: Have You Ever Transferred Money To The Wrong Account? by advanceDNA: 8:07am On Mar 30, 2023
marlow1962:
Are people really that dumb? That they can't verify the name of who you are transferring money to. That mistake is the dumbest mistake have ever seen or heard.
Be calming down.....
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:45am On Mar 30, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
Portable relate here on this thread how

No sense

I said what I said
Another low ram stunt... lol...
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:40am On Mar 30, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
Birds of the same feather

Not surprise though
No go kii urself untop my post ooooo grin
Me na cruise master ooo
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:38am On Mar 30, 2023
Fahvvy:
advanceDNA why are you like this na? grin...
Please calm down so that some people won't deactivate their account grin...
Baba no vex...

But ur vawulence pass my own on a normal day
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:30am On Mar 30, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
Na you get low ram

Any way keep saying trash as long as my Seo is good

Am good
Thats life....


Portable has fans....
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:23am On Mar 30, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
From your comment I can't tell you have no sense

Mc oluomo and the thread how does it relate

Stupid comparison
This is getting funnier grin ...when ever i want to call to call it quit the cruize......u just pull another low ram stunt.... grin
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:21am On Mar 30, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
All of u na no get sense normal

After all of you flock together

What a disgrace
Sorry...i see don enter frustration level.... grin

No vex...try relax ...go sleep
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:17am On Mar 30, 2023
Benjaniblinks:
Bros abeg I plea on her behalf. She know not what she's doing. I'm ashamed
Baba no be so jaré.... no vex......i no too like vawulence like that...but it is what it is this morning
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 7:13am On Mar 30, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
You are the idiots that fail to comprehend

I said what I said

Stop disgracing yourself

If you don’t know how to respond to question

Shut up

And allow those who understand respond

You are saying nonsense
Lol... its funny & ironic when u say someone is disgracing themselves..... its like mc olumo calling someone a thug as an insult grin
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by advanceDNA: 6:05am On Mar 30, 2023
SPF247:
What's the difference between tiger gen 0.9kva & this 1.25kva?

1. It can't:
A) power pumping machine (won't pump water)

B) power fridge/ iron ( suicide grin)

C) limited usage

Used 2.5kva/3kva goes around 50k to 80k depending on the make.

I hereby place a pricetag of 25k on that gen for a prospective buyer.
Arise!!!!!
The court hàs decided the verdict cannot be challenged
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA:
Wordsfrombimpe:
Obviously you not getting this question

Read the question again

What are you talking about is dating

The topic involve relationships leading to marriage and the person being introduce to family

We talking of duration

So kindly comprehend the question

Does farting imply that they will get marry

Or does it imply that they will be introduce to each other family
Lol..... Go back and read ur nonsense.... Oh wait...idîøts can't decipher they are idiots..it's pple around them thatknows and are affected by their ways.... Sigh... U can't get ur own mistake even if u go back and read it.... So never mind
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 5:56am On Mar 30, 2023
oak202:
I'm surprised also. Although the person has OND in chemical Engineering which was started in her CV when applying for work

The question is must she apply for ATAS before submitting for biometrics considering she is going there to do support work not studying.
Although i 'm still waiting for response from the employer on this
They can just leave it...a good case worker will know it's a mistake.... But then again.... werey full UKVI gaan
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA: 5:52am On Mar 30, 2023
Reminderz:
you well so?
U see why I said her ram low gaaann... grin

U wey dey on her side trying to caution me she dey call am hype
Romance › Re: When Should A Serious Relationship Lead To Marriage And Be Introduce To Family by advanceDNA:
Wordsfrombimpe:
Your iq is low

Then you could have said it exactly this way
If u were not quick to invalidate pple's post and follow the context of ur own topic u would have gotten my comment .......

.. u claiming relationship coach don't know the popular statement that "when u can fart before ur partner and laff about it ur relationship has entered next level"

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