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Romance › Re: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by advanceDNA: 4:37pm On Jan 25, 2023
AllDModsAreMaad:
Guy, I believe you dey wise and you sabi say nobody know am finish, nobody no dey f up but if I f up and person no correct me properly, I no dey acknowledge the correction simple!

Bros, branch somewhere, make I see road, Na women matter, I no dey carry am for head.
Na u over blow the matter with insult....school na scam na normal joke for nairaland.....na u dey form vandam over nothing
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:33pm On Jan 25, 2023
pretty1986:
Good afternoon sir, please I will be glad if you can advise me on something and I will also appreciate any other good advice from other people too.My fiance is a single mother of 3 kids and a Registered Nurse here in Nigeria,she is in the process of relocating to UK as a nurse.We are about getting married by May this year.Meanwhile her Ex left her with the kids for over 7 yrs now.My questions now is,How best can we handle our visa application and what documents can we submit for the kids so that we can all travel together as a family?. Again, since am not their biological father and I love the kids,can you advise me to adopt them Legally and get fresh Birth certificate for them so that they can bear my surname in order use it to get International passport for them for their visa application.Please my boss and other gurus in the house your advice on this matter will be highly appreciate.Thanks
If u can go through the stress no wahala... but
Adopting, changing their names, and getting new documents is a lot of hurdle and money..

But note that new birth certificates from NPC somtimes raise a redflag from UKVI....which may ripple back to their old ceetifocate...


If it were me oooo....i no go adopt person pickin oooooo....especially if the nigga is not dead...

I would let her get concent letter from their father to travel with the three kids and legal sole custody document......their old birth certificates can fly without issues together with an NPC issued copied

If u wanna marry her before travelling thats fine...if not, no biggie....Which ever way u wanna role...just be ready to provide proof that ur marriage is not arranged for the travel and u have been together for 2 years or more prior to the marriage....sometimes they ask...sometimes they dont
Politics › Re: "I Am Married To Igbo Lady, Vote For My Father, Tinubu’s Son Begs Anambra Electo by advanceDNA: 12:58pm On Jan 25, 2023
See reason wey politicians dey say meke masses vote for them.......politics is irritating in nigeria...
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by advanceDNA: 12:55pm On Jan 25, 2023
AllDModsAreMaad:
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Your head don block.

I thought the OP is a female, so I told her to go and get a job.

I later went on to explain reason why she should get a job.
U still Dey defend after u fvck up
If say u don read....u go don see say the up dey address women wey dey too like dey entitled.....u no go need to assume say OP na woman
Continue dey insult me...e dey ur body
Romance › Re: How Long Should A Girl Wait Before Asking Her Boyfriend For Money? by advanceDNA: 12:47pm On Jan 25, 2023
AllDModsAreMaad:
OP, go and get a job.

If a girl can wait for years before she ask her dad for money, i.e from infant to she is old enough to ask for money, I think she should also wait for similar years before asking a guy who is not related to her by blood for money.
Read ooo...u say school na scam
Health › Re: Please Help Me Live With This Ailment That I've Been Battling For Years Now by advanceDNA: 8:36pm On Jan 24, 2023
I dont know how this ur so called condition works but no be u compose all these yarn....??
Ur mind or mental state seems fine to me...

...maybe u are just highly nervous and freeze up around pple... it could just be that u need to walk on ur self esteem, knowledge base on happenigs and things to boost your confidence and going out more, making friends...

u sound like u want more outta life than u have now.......lol.....we all do.......and yes...some pple find it easy...but a lot of pple dont...which means going the extra mile to get the attention and respect they want.....

Hey...do alot of practicing with yourself in the mirror...record ur voice on phone and playback to yourself in any topic or thing.

.. u go dey alright...ur matter never reach suicide
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Jan 24, 2023
Wsx2:
Report that number to metpolice with evidence and proof they will be at alert
Report wetin?? Drug user dey report drug dealer??
Romance › Re: Why Do You Guys Hate Nigerian Girls? by advanceDNA: 2:32pm On Jan 24, 2023
StrongAlphMale:
Nobody hate Nigeria girls. The moment we call Nigeria girls out for their entitlement mentality, oloshoism, hookups and parasitic lifestyles, they'll immediately say we hate Nigeria girls, why is this so?

Someone who hate you will not think of correcting you when you're wrong!!!
Resist the urge to sháláyę..... it wont make any difference....
.women love lies....they want u to come here and call them beautiful, dear, honey, awwwwwnnn.....
. they willfully engage in prostitution, yet they dont want you to call them out of being greedy..they expect u to call them victims and blame men for their actions..... women are not usually rational..... so resist the urge to sháláyę cos they dont care about ur explantion
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Removed A Tattoo Of Apostle Suleman’s Name She Had - Friend by advanceDNA: 8:42am On Jan 24, 2023
007Marvel:
I don't get it,it was a consensual sex! Why are you coming out to say it now? because he's a pastor or what? It's like "if I was a girl and comes out and say I shagged Paul in my street" then she should tell us all the guys that has shagged her all her life. Because I just don't get the reason for this I shagged Suleman shit!
Victim card....she wants money for sleeping with another person's husband ....that's women for u...they will have sex and blame u for sleeping with them that u deceived them..

Imagine her and her friend saying they assumed he was into oil and gas....why assume ¿ Why not ask him what he does for a living
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Best Do I Answer A Query? (Photo) by advanceDNA:
Chenult:
I was issued a query today at my workplace. Reason below

What do I do pls?
As a stubborn boy...i go don chop at least 30 queries..... to answer all query..

Unless money loss and them call u theif...No give excuse....
Aplogies na the key....
Then promise it wont happen again cos u don learn from ur mistake and how u go get better outcomes going foward...

Next week....chop another query.... but no chop query on same offence ooooo grin
Family › Re: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by advanceDNA: 10:12pm On Jan 23, 2023
weslay:
This is a sad one. I pray the Child is AS.
A sickle cell carrier and a full dominant sickle cell gene...hmmm.. I no be God ooo.......but the odds here 50%....thats not a good odd,....

.no go enter lions den, dey read psalm 91... even jesus no answer devil when he tell am.make he jump from top of moountain
Crime › Re: Buhari: I’ll Serve Nigerians To Best Of My Ability by advanceDNA: 7:08pm On Jan 23, 2023
What u promised nigerians was not ur best...

We dont need any candidate's best....we need what is required to fix this nation

Gerrout
.....
Politics › Re: FIRS Breaks Its 2021 Record, Collects N10.1 Trillion In 2022 by advanceDNA: 3:11pm On Jan 23, 2023
Na borrow borrow go still end am
Celebrities › Re: Blueface Demands DNA Test After Chrisean Rock Announces Pregnancy by advanceDNA: 9:34am On Jan 23, 2023
10 different men in the last one year....??
Baba demand for DNA test sharpally.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Politician burns Quran outside Turkiye Embassy in Stockholm. Arab World react by advanceDNA: 5:14pm On Jan 22, 2023
Splitmind:
Where is this fool so I can personally bring Allah's judgement down on him? angry

Nigeria as a Muslim country must cut all diplomatic ties with Sweden and her allies for such an insult!
Lol....if sweeden give ur islamic leaders 3billion dollar loan in exchange for burning the quaran.... they will gladly do it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Politician burns Quran outside Turkiye Embassy in Stockholm. Arab World react by advanceDNA: 5:12pm On Jan 22, 2023
Lkontado:
Omo this politician get mind o
No how e no ģo collect.....islamic pple no dey let this kind matter go...pple wey already like to kill non-muslims
Autos › Re: Range Rover Sport Awooooff by advanceDNA: 12:44pm On Jan 22, 2023
Someone is posting this car as tokunbo for 4M

https://www.nairaland.com/7535651/2009-range-rover-sport-sale


I just fear car dealers....
Technology Market › Re: .... by advanceDNA: 9:50pm On Jan 21, 2023
Kingsleyonul:
Greetings
Location
Romance › Re: BBTITANS' YEMI, Yoruba Demon! by advanceDNA: 8:53am On Jan 21, 2023
Killbillz:
Lool... Hate who I don't know? Jealous of what exactly? Nonsense 😂😂😂
Lol.... dem say u dey jealous a man wey dey straff woman thats claiming to be a man...and somehow both of them are claiming to be gay..... the chain of confusion seff dey one kind.....

Before ...they use to annoy me because of their condescending behavior of trying to call others ignorant and tag themselves woke because of their sexual lifestyle......but now, i just feel pity them
Romance › Re: BBTITANS' YEMI, Yoruba Demon! by advanceDNA: 8:32am On Jan 21, 2023
Flamemignon1:
Like I said,I asked a question
Thats not a question.... its a condescending statement and ur usual lame attempt of tagging others as ignorant of ur LGBT text book definitions of basic biology concept

Try and get it man...we get all ur delusional definition of sex and gender based on ur boundriless and lack of control lifestyle..we just dont agree...

u know i told u the other day i can claim i identify as a cow.....u can form tolerance to a certain degree..... but u will never agree with me by butchering me for meat
Romance › Re: BBTITANS' YEMI, Yoruba Demon! by advanceDNA: 8:39pm On Jan 20, 2023
Flamemignon1:
You barged into the thread buddy and I asked a question, nothing harmful about that
Barged into the thread?? are u trying to claim ownership or boundaries of some sort on nairaland..cos I don't what u mean by barge
Romance › Re: BBTITANS' YEMI, Yoruba Demon! by advanceDNA: 8:31pm On Jan 20, 2023
Flamemignon1:
So vagina is the definition of a woman to you? So genitals makes the gender now? O....k
Just listen to urself...u don't even know how weird u sound trying to sound civilized...

see bros or miss, or nonbinary or wateva u are ...Im not interested in all ur distorted definitions of man and woman or sex....u and ur kind are free to remain in ur bubble of delusion as long as it makes u happy .... Don't drag us into cos we don't agree
Romance › Re: Why Can't People Be Real Online? by advanceDNA: 6:52pm On Jan 20, 2023
SPAMBOX7:
Why is it that everyone claims they know all online?
Why is everyone woke online?
Why is everyone a smart ass bad guy/girl who can't be played online?
Why is it that every guy/girl online can't date a broke guy/girl?
Why do people turn into relationship experts online?

Cos In reality what I see is totally different from what I see online. Why can't I see these same bad guys/girls who claim to be smart online practicalize the things they claim they are in reality (offline)

Who are those guys lavishing money on the girls in clubs and malls etc. Who are those guys dating the broke girls. Who are those guys taking girls on trips, vacations, shopping etc.
Who are those girls fvcking broke guys. Who are those gilrs jumping on any Dick to get paid without caring if the owner of the Dick is a pauper or begger as long as they get paid.

Where are all the online high value male/female. Where are they offline? Are they hiding in their rooms or they don't come out? Or they are only high value online?

So many questions mehn because honestly, in reality I can't see the things people claim they are online or am I not seeing well again?
Why am I only seeing the opposite of what everyone claims they are onlinehuh
Its not about forming....when ur emotions are not involved in a matter.....u see clearly and talk objectively..... until u are inlove.....that's when u will know u are simp

Thats why some pple never want to lose guard or fall in love
Romance › Re: BBTITANS' YEMI, Yoruba Demon! by advanceDNA: 2:43pm On Jan 20, 2023
[quote author=Killbillz post=120214018][/quote]Nigga banging pvssy yet call himself gay.. i dont know if i should call it confusion or witchcraft.... grin

All these LGBT people are just fvnny....

They are all just bunch of people with sexual lifestyle that have no boundries giving themselves different tags.....gay, pansexul, bisexual, etc...they are the same set of people sexually attracted to animals......
Autos › Re: Superb Nissan Pathfinder 2006@1.1m by advanceDNA: 10:50am On Jan 20, 2023
zoedew:
That car was a mistake by Nissan! Here’s wishing you a quick and profitable sale!
This one too....Why naaa...??
I thought the 2003 murano was the mistake
Politics › Re: Divorce: Asiya Ganduje To Return Bride Price To Inuwa Uba by advanceDNA: 10:26am On Jan 20, 2023
baralatie:
What happens if she the majority shareholder of the bis
If she's majority shareholder....this conversation of telli her to relinquish all he gave her wont even exist in the first place......its because all she got was sexually tramsmitted...thats why he had the effontry...


U cannot contribute with man and he will be telling you to get out of what is ur own by sacrifices made....when he's not mad
Politics › Re: Divorce: Asiya Ganduje To Return Bride Price To Inuwa Uba by advanceDNA: 10:00am On Jan 20, 2023
just2endowed:
The court will rather dissolve the business and share the proceed. The man is a greedy man. Probably the woman has majority shares in those companies.
Thats not how it works oooo...if he already had the business with no contribution from her before she came into the marriage ...they will not dissolve anything......especially in the north where sharia law is biased against women forming woke..

She will only be entitled to setlement...and now that she's the one willing to go...she will not collect shígbain.....u think is abroad
Politics › Re: Divorce: Asiya Ganduje To Return Bride Price To Inuwa Uba by advanceDNA: 9:09am On Jan 20, 2023
Sabadon:
When i saw the headline i thought she was returning the babariga dollar stashed in gandujes clothes
U like vawulence.... grin grin
Politics › Re: Divorce: Asiya Ganduje To Return Bride Price To Inuwa Uba by advanceDNA: 8:28am On Jan 20, 2023
Baba vex say no be bride price matter dey ground... grin
he asked for house certificates, cars and relinquishing of her rights in their joint rice company....

Women.... dont make everything u enjoy with a man be sexually transmitted.... e get why!!!
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:19am On Jan 20, 2023
Dpcoupler:
Good day good people, pls I want to know how much proof of fund is a care worker's dependant(spouse) need in his acct.

Thanks


Abeg help a brother pls, its urgent, as I need to start the proof of fund before COS expires

Pls anybody
Like 300£

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