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Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella Speaks On Parents Receiving Marriage List From Ned Nwoko by advanceDNA: 6:56pm On Jul 09, 2022
Ned don craze finish ooo...e be like say the giy dey into rituals parole...
....
Still...Emmanuella cannot be 11 years since all these years...

.when she did that skit "this is not my real face oooo" she was already around 9 or 10 years old and thats back in 2014...
Romance › Re: Has A Girl Ever Stood You Up While You Where Already In The Mood Before? by advanceDNA: 6:21pm On Jul 09, 2022
LogicallySXT:
Not all men pls
Unless you dont date regularly...or u just start..

If you dey burst streets regularly, no how one or two babes no go don dissapoint...
Romance › Re: Those That Earn Less Than 100k How Do You Survive by advanceDNA: 6:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
This one dey talk 100k...
U never ask people wey dey collect 10k per month...

.100k is not that horrible if its just you.. as long as you no get
No nigerian girlfriend...
Dey Manage one room...
No club flexing every friday...
No pass your boundary dey find iphone promax...
Politics › Re: Meet Nigeria’s Female Governorship Running Mates (Pics) by advanceDNA:
BigSarah:
That funke Akindele is the most ridiculous amongst all
If funke is ridiculous....
Tonto is a prank...
Celebrities › Re: Woman Cries Out To Kenneth Aguba To Pick Her As His Wife by advanceDNA: 6:00pm On Jul 09, 2022
Some women dont just have shame....


I read the story of a man who was wrongly convicted in the US...he was given a very long sentence of 25 years for rape he ddnt commit
..after spending about 24years of the sentence they found out he was innocent by DNA evidence.

The man was set free and compensated 6million dollars for the years spent in jail according to texas tim cole law on exoneration of convicts.

...u wont belive this gender came to sue him for half of the money after divorcing him the years after he was sentenced....
One wicled lawyer initially awarded the thief 200k but another judge counter the verdict and ddnt pay her a single dollar....

this gender dont have shame

https://www.courthousenews.com/ex-wife-of-exonerated-man-loses-payouxt-claim/
Romance › Re: My Bank Account Got Debited On A Saturday Morning by advanceDNA: 9:04am On Jul 09, 2022
Milesbillions:
I am hearing that Monday na public holiday and even Tuesday.
Then go on wednesday
Romance › Re: My Bank Account Got Debited On A Saturday Morning by advanceDNA: 8:58am On Jul 09, 2022
Milesbillions:
Abeg sir.....how can I cancel it?
Go branch on Monday
Health › Re: I Caught A Pregnant Woman Drinking This - Any Side Effect by advanceDNA: 8:29am On Jul 09, 2022
HarlequinLekex:
Yesterday evening, i went to buy bread at the junction of my house,the trader didn't have my change in her stall money purse ;so she went to the next trader to ask for change but was futile.Suddenly a pregnant woman came then she said she felt like vomitting then she bought SEAMAN [one flat nylon drink] then she drank it there and paid for it.In my mind i was like how could a 6 and a half month[assumed] pregnant woman drink that because she felt like vomitting- any side effect.one minute later,a bike stopped to buy provisions where i got my change from;is there any side effect of her drinking seaman.
Down syndrome for the baby
Crime › Re: My Husband Stole My Money, Beat, Sent Me Out Naked, Woman Tells Court by advanceDNA:
Sound like a female nairalander...


1 ..fake news to bash men...

2.. men dont behave this way..you must have triggered him..only a bad wife has bad husband...
Romance › Re: My Bank Account Got Debited On A Saturday Morning by advanceDNA: 7:46am On Jul 09, 2022
Milesbillions:
Hello guys.
I am writing this with so much pain.
I woke up this morning, after going through with my morning devotion. I decided to check my phone only to see four messages from Firstbank. Initially I thought someone sent me money but when I opened these messages, it was a debit alert of 1078 naira. I became dumbfounded. This debit happened by 1:38am. I was like, the money I planned to use and buy food this morning just got debited from my account. Firstbank description for the debit was card reissuance. My card expired since February 2022 and I have not gone to the bank to get another card. So I was surprised to see such debit. Money wey I plan use hold body just comot like dis.
Today is Saturday and I cannot go to any of their branches to make a complain. Monday and Tuesday is holiday.

Guys please I need advice. What next line of action should I take as money wey I want to use and chop today has been stolen from me by firstbank
They ddnt steal your money...your account has auto card renewal...and they made card for you automatically aftwr the one u are uaig expired....na your fault.. you ddnt cancel it auto card renewal
Politics › Re: Senator Datti Baba-Ahmed Said That Gay People Should Be Killed (Video) by advanceDNA: 7:35am On Jul 09, 2022
kingyakos:
They're not being killed in the northern, the last ones that were caught was sentence to same 14yrs in prison so stop giving wrong information here.
Wont you bring your proof to show they were sentenced to 14 years in the shariah court they took them too?? U accused me of wrong information without showing proof...
Family › Re: My Wife Wants Kids But Does Not Want Sex. by advanceDNA: 7:16am On Jul 09, 2022
IbrahimSkiba:
Yes, brother!!!
Love the man as what??...as her brother or cousin, or what??
Thats not love...its love for money, love to get married, love to change miss to mrs.....

.love between couples is a combination of phileo and agape...love from the heart and physical attraction....once one is missing its deception....

Is tgat behavior described above sounding like love to you....with love come respects..the wife doesnt even respect him or care for him
Politics › Re: Senator Datti Baba-Ahmed Said That Gay People Should Be Killed (Video) by advanceDNA: 7:04am On Jul 09, 2022
kingyakos:
They're not being killed in the northern, the last ones that were caught was sentence to same 14yrs in prison so stop giving wrong information here.
Homosexuals?? sentenced to 14 years in a sharia court?? U seff know its not possible.. there is no such law in shariah...they were sentenced to death by stoning

https://www.nairaland.com/7205766/bauchi-shariah-court-sentences-3#114315390
Politics › Re: Senator Datti Baba-Ahmed Said That Gay People Should Be Killed (Video) by advanceDNA: 6:53am On Jul 09, 2022
Golan007:
It is credible issue that shoulf be discussed.

There is a growing LGBTQ community ij Nigeria whether you want to admit it or not.

Doyin Okupe's son is gay.

I wonder what Okupe has to say about this.
Discuss lgbt?? You are funny

It cannot be discussed until we get it right that nigeria is a liberal state and establish it by law accross nigeri
....that Nigeria is not a christain or a muslim state but democratic for everyone
...that both religion and any religion shoukd be separated from politics and the courts..
That people should not be killed for blasphemy

That... there shoukd be no 2 or 3 parallel, where one says ok to lgbt and the others can burn lgbt on the street whem they feel like

..if we cant sort this issues first... we cant move to discussing LGBT....they will just get killed by muslims and burnt on the street....

Besides..this thread isnt about discussing lgbt...it trying to use the man's statement to score political points....it wont work because the larger population doeant like homosexuality.

A Christian president passed it to law years and the muslims for once agreed with christians that homosexual be jailed for 14 years ..despite that..they are still beimg executed in the north..so how will u use that to score point against a muslim candicate??
Family › Re: My Wife Wants Kids But Does Not Want Sex. by advanceDNA: 2:22am On Jul 09, 2022
UptownVibes:
grin Th first few lines I read,shows his wife is the head of the home grin How can someone that is his wife be calling him sterile and impotent and he is still proud calling her wife.. undecided Op your mistakes started during the dating phase, by allowing her make the rules...
U dont knw some women.....??
U never jam...
Some women just feel like they did u a favour by marying you
Politics › Re: Senator Datti Baba-Ahmed Said That Gay People Should Be Killed (Video) by advanceDNA: 2:04am On Jul 09, 2022
U people have refused to separate religion from politics...u cried for muslim/christian ticket yet want to play the homosexual intolerant card against the muslim candidate??

As in ...in nigeria where most people, including atheist no gbádun gay people

Is like you people are not nóŕmal... look for another card to play....u cant use this to score cheap points againt against labour party...as in we are not in USA..
Family › Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by advanceDNA: 7:30pm On Jul 08, 2022
nams77:
My brother I understand. But I will rather use that time to watch YouTube video than to indulge in all these their baseless argument
grin
Family › Re: My Wife Wants Kids But Does Not Want Sex. by advanceDNA: 4:02pm On Jul 08, 2022
LoveUdie:
.




You want it every day. I can’t.”
Three months. Maybe it sounds very short so let me calculate it into days. I haven’t had sex for over ninety days! I’ve received three salaries without sex, yet she accuses me of not being potent because we haven’t had a child. I’ve reported it to her parents twice and each time, they talk to her. The last time her father told me, “If I have to come and supervise it, I will come there myself. What kind of silly attitude is that?” Even her father is angry on my behalf. At this point, I will be right to take any drastic decision that I want. One day, I will pack her things and send her to her parents. Before she comes back to the marriage, she will sign a bond of good behavior and sign to have sex four times in a week before I will take her back.
A wife doesn’t live her life just to traumatize her husband’s life. Or I should send her packing right away?
You married a woman that thinks shes doing you a favor by staying married to you...
She dont sexually excite her...
She doesnt respect you...
She married you for financial security and the MRS title...

If you have kids with that woman...you have entered hell...leave that marriage now....before depression and unhappiness kill you dia
Family › Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by advanceDNA: 3:03pm On Jul 08, 2022
nams77:
Na Una dey bother to respond to these people.

I treat a woman with respect only If she is deserving of it
Eod
U want to ignore women.??...thats world war 4...
Wetin dem like na all these fight and arguement wey dey go on here....na women way be that...imagine women dey post thread on nairaland and boys no dey indulge their capping.....
Family › Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by advanceDNA: 2:53pm On Jul 08, 2022
KristaPretty:
Women too get sense nau lol grin

We also have dumb guys o
If you say so..these days....its just that its rare to jam a woman with sense, who also able to use that sense a dialogue without bringing raging, tornado, earthquake emotions, feminism, competition, and hatred for men into it...

But anyways... u ddnt answer the question....
Family › Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by advanceDNA: 2:22pm On Jul 08, 2022
KristaPretty:
I think to each his own

Women also have standards, allow men have

No woman wants a broke man now, but the broke women feel they can still be jobless and deserve to be with a rich man

If a man sets his standards, don't cry. Set your standards too!!!

Life is really not as hard as we make it and I think this post wasn't necessary

For every standard set, there are a million and one people willing to meet up to that, men or women

Regards
Yeeeeeeeee!!!
See overflow of sense...

You sure you are woman??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:06pm On Jul 08, 2022
Bostin:
Lots of reasons .They gave care job to non hustler ,it won't work well .
Lol....
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 1:02pm On Jul 08, 2022
Bostin:
You're right . They are many on social media advertising COS for fees . Some employers have started cancelling/ terminating COS of people already working for them and ask them to go back home .
Oh...why??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:59pm On Jul 08, 2022
darmilolah:
So you sef know say all this COS are not random application.
These agency see the news...nigeria is not safe..they see the high surge in stident visa application...people spending crazy money on student visa just to get out...so they are exploiting them for that same money to employ them...its a technical win-win situation though...thats if they dont employ and sack them later
Family › Re: Men, Stop Setting Unnecessary Standards That You Will Never Meet. by advanceDNA: 12:34pm On Jul 08, 2022
Ishilove:
Toh. We have been reduced to maids and cooks. Until you have properly engaged me, I remain a guest in your home and as I do not expect a guest to help with house chores unless I specifically request, don't expect me to go to your house and start forming the girl is good. The girl is not a pretender!
U will only be a pretender if you are not a good girl .....if you a good girl...how is it pretending being nice at your boyfriend's house...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:22pm On Jul 08, 2022
Bostin:
I trust he will never do that . This has being happening here repeatedly since the beginning of this program in February even before it get circulated. I don't know why Nigerians are not their brothers keeper , we are too selfish and greedy . I haven't seen anyone with success story here dropped the name of their employer for others to apply ..
Many have started hustling CóS...no be all CÓS came by just random application.....nigerians are not only greedy ....we also get loud mouth... make ÚKvÍí no go withdraw some visas
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:18pm On Jul 08, 2022
Ursoulbroda:
Hi guys, can a HND cert holder go with this caregiver worker route?
Also can the HND cert be used on ECCITS?

Those that have tried should share pls, cos I think I've not seen or heard anyone with a HND cert doing this. Thanks in advance �
ECCITS will not confirm that your HND is equivalent to a uk bachelors so your only option is UKVI IELTS....please...i said UKVI IELTS

No go do anyhow IELTS come back come blame me ooooo
Phones › Re: Refurbished Iphone 13 Pro Max N95k by advanceDNA: 6:33am On Jul 08, 2022
Benki003:
Op what is it naw
The guy trigger you....??
No lose guard ooo
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Withdraws From 2023 Race As VP To Peter Obi by advanceDNA: 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2022
CyynthiaKiss:
We Yoruba christians are happy about this development....

Religious balance is all we seek for.... Not a Christian-Christian ticket or a Muslim-Muslim ticket...

On christian presidency who will replace a Muslim presidency is what we want... We Wanted Osibanjo but he couldn't make it... We had to seek for an alternative.

Christians are not second class citizens in this country.. We are Nigerians as well

Yoruba christians Lagba !!!
What did the buhari and osinbajo combination deliver to us?? All tgis religious nonsense never tire una...??
Politics › Re: Boris Johnson: Why's It African Leaders Don't Resign? by advanceDNA: 11:51am On Jul 07, 2022
If you borrow 100billion use do campaign, bribe delegates, rig election, pay for touts, buy votes...will you resign??

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