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Family › Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On Jul 28, 2022
crackhaus:
This is true.

However, you're referring to a gender that on a bad day can blame you and feel offended if thunder strikes too loud during a rainstorm.

You want to predict what will offend an average woman? Okay.
Me I no dey follow mád women.....
Romance › Re: MEN!! These Are The 4 MAJOR Kinds Of SIMPS!! Do Not Be Any One Of Them! (Photos) by advanceDNA: 2:50pm On Jul 28, 2022
Batam:
I can feel your plight but you need to forgive and reconcile with your mum to overcome this hatred for women.

I've married for over a decade now, all I can tell you is no human is perfect
Nigga..dont use TheGidRedpiller demons against him or to discredit his facts....thats not fair...

Being a simp is allowing someone take advantage you.....being a simp is being stupíd......No one should be stupíd...

U may be lucky to have a great woman...make no mistake...some people are not that lucky...

And I've seen men that dont know better...they feel its okay for women to treat them like trash just because women are...they believe women must be begged, pampered, and worshipped to make them happy so that you can be happy....

Such men need this thread..


.please read the screen shot in this thread below and tell me you won't call that guy to order if he were to be your brother...

https://www.nairaland.com/7231888/simping-should-crime....it-should-illegal
Romance › Re: MEN!! These Are The 4 MAJOR Kinds Of SIMPS!! Do Not Be Any One Of Them! (Photos) by advanceDNA: 2:41pm On Jul 28, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
Women hate the truth, remember that.
And they love simps ...
Because they want to have all the leverage and use them....only for a while though....becos simps evenutually irritate them and get dumped...
Then they run to alpha males that fvck them like a bítch and treat them like whores...
Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by advanceDNA: 2:08pm On Jul 28, 2022
Kobojunkie:
But great men can stick their dicks in most every hole there is with abandon? undecided

The one you responded in actually sensible in his assertion. This should be on a case by case basis. undecided
I didn't say what you are insinuating...but u are free to assume whatever you like
I only gave my comment...great women dont sleep around....if you dont agree..thats your opinion.....
Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by advanceDNA: 2:05pm On Jul 28, 2022
Ezemann:
And the majority of the men here will want their women to forgive them and take them back whenever they cheat.

Gender bias....
Yeah it's a bias...thats because Men and women see sex differently...while it's betrayal for both genders..

Men see sex as conquest...thats why you'll here men say i chop that babe, i finish am, I meet am today, I slay am today...she cheap gaaan.......

When another man sleeps with their girl..she has been cheaply conquered...she is considered cheap for spreading her legs for someone that approached her randomly....

Why will I want to call you my queen and love when you are another man's or even several men's bóoty call/bìtch..
Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by advanceDNA: 1:56pm On Jul 28, 2022
Heimdal:
One mentally unstable person will follow this advice and miss a golden opportunity to marry a great woman because she bleeped another man meanwhile he probably has 2 other side chicks he bleeps. This is why I hardly take advice spewed on social media seriously.

Sunday and Friday you go enter church and mosque go beg God for “forgiveness” but another human being no deserve am.
Make no mistake, great women don't spread legs around like somebody they swear for...they are STD and a paternity fraud waiting to happen... have some self worth man...

u deserve better...
You can get someone better
Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by advanceDNA: 1:19pm On Jul 28, 2022
Hndrrxxx:
Why should I have love for her when I know I can’t be beat??



Why should I be caring when you haven’t knelt to my feet

Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by advanceDNA: 1:16pm On Jul 28, 2022
SmartyPants:
cheesy


So you mean its the victim that's the problem?
Lol.....some people dey think one kind...
Romance › Re: Ladies: When Your Guy Discovers You Have Cheated, Break Up by advanceDNA: 1:15pm On Jul 28, 2022
petsey:
I met pieces of condom in one girl pussy during sex n she’s still waiting for marriage… where are my comrade with vawulence emoji… each time she come around she b like I can’t live without you, I dey yinmu cos she’s yet to change n she want a good decent guy like me. Me wey don move on since

Family › Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by advanceDNA: 12:48pm On Jul 28, 2022
Axis313:
That funke and jjc episode is what is causing concern for the guy, ge even tokd me that a man living under his wife's house is nothing more than a tenant.
If he was the bread winner...his wife would support him and be a good wife....

Now that the tables have turned and the wife is doing well...he should be a good husband too.
No need to fear of the unknown....no need to bring ego into the issue....if you no offend woman..she won't just wake up and send you packing out of her house naaaaa....
Romance › Re: There's Fire On The Mountain by advanceDNA: 12:45pm On Jul 28, 2022
Alibaba0:
My ex called me today after two months break that she is coming to see me, she's even here now ,the problem is that she didn't put on pants .....is she now an olosho
Paternity fraud loading...
Billing loading....
She could just be hòrný and see you as an available peñìs...

Choice is yours...
Choose wisely..
Celebrities › Re: Caroline Danjuma Laments About Traffic In Banana Island After Paying N3bn by advanceDNA: 11:17am On Jul 28, 2022
Kingcalls:
Dont be a fool...my problem is that people like u sudnt b allowed to vote.... u definitely hv a brain defect to believe this
This vawulence too mush naaa.

Family › Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by advanceDNA: 11:12am On Jul 28, 2022
robinso01:
Ask jc skill wetin him eyes see for funke akindele house. Na one day aunty funke send am out of her house. It's better the man stays back in the rented house, he should not follow the wife to her new house to avoid more embarrassment and insult from her.
Rented house hes not paying for?? Lol....the woman has her by the balls..shes the one paying rent....
he should swallow his pride and be a good husband and hustle to change his status...

Btw...Thats the way it works in Nigeria...if funke leaves in jjc house....if they fight...na she go leave......its funke' s house...will she leave her house for JJC??
Travel › Re: Elon Musk Hotel In Mars Just $5m Per Night by advanceDNA: 8:48am On Jul 28, 2022
hatakekakashi:
Transportation money from Earth to Mars dey included, right? Who did he buy the land from?
This one na first to reach and grab your copy òooo...everybody na omo onílé for this transaction grin grin
Travel › Re: Elon Musk Hotel In Mars Just $5m Per Night by advanceDNA: 8:47am On Jul 28, 2022
Just like in the movies...the rich is buying a safe haven for themselves away from the ticking time bomb call earth....
Travel › Re: Anyone Studying In Belgium? by advanceDNA: 6:40am On Jul 28, 2022
steminist:
Hey, thanks for your response! How recent was this for you? I know in 2019 when I first applied for the D visa for my master's, it was a helluva lot faster! Now, I'm back to apply for a work permit (even with a letter from my employer enclosed in the docs with my PCC), and it's taking forever to just affix a stamp/seal on ONE document!

You mentioned you also recently legalized your marriage and birth certificates; what visa or residence status are you applying for? I'm looking to connect with others that are NOT applying for the D visa for studies, i.e., looking to connect with others applying for more permanent migration purposes (hope that makes sense).

PS: Just a cautionary tale to all the master's hopefuls here: administrative procedures in Belgium are AGONIZINGLY SLOW. So, prepare yourselves and work on your patience, because that country will test it over and over again.
So I want to ask..is a block account a must to study in belgium if you don't have scholarship or sponsorship letter??
Family › Re: Should He Move In With His Wife? by advanceDNA:
He does not have job??...but you want to advice him to take control of house document thats not his own...Yęyę...small yansh seff wan shake...

as in I dont get..you want him to collect the document?? For what??
Is the wife a child that you will seize her building documents from her .....what kind of suppressing, toxic, opressive mentality is that??


He should swallow is pride and go live in the house ....God has helped him with a backup in is downtime....he needs to be humble and not feel emasculated becos his wife is funding his existence him....its a phase that will pass soon.

I advice him to respect himself and support his wife very well with house chores to keep her madnesś and beast mode in check....

He should also not cheat...if he does ..na street e go sleep..

He should seriously go on job hunting to change his current status... some women are not mentally wired to be the sole bread winner..they will rub it your face and make you feel belittled......its period like this you will hear something like:.....

"daddy wa, you are home jobless all day and you can't help me wash my clothes, clean floor, and the toilet...it's not fair"
Politics › Re: Gbajabiamila Apologises Over Harvard Enrollment Tweet by advanceDNA: 6:07am On Jul 28, 2022
KanwuliaExtra:
This dude is so fake and irritating!
What other indiscretions has he failed to apologize for?

Including his hideous “papa portable zazooscious” look? undecided
You can yab somebody....your vaulence too much.. grin
Politics › Impeaching a sitting Nigerian President: A Process Rigged not to succeed by advanceDNA(op):
When Femi Adesina spoke yesterday about the impeachment noise ....people called him all manner of names......

Don't get me wrong, I'm on the same table with you guys that think Femi Adesina is a total bá§tard....however, the sad reality is that the bastárd is right...

Unlike the UK, where Boris resigned after a vote of no confidence....it takes more than just passing a vote of no confidence by two thirds of the house of assembly to unsit a sitting Nigerian president.......a vote of no confidence is not enough in Nigeria...its just 1 percent of the whole matter...


-First ..the senate needs to raise a case of gross misconduct against the president....

-Now, the security efforts taken by the president is by law technically not a gross misconduct....he took efforts.... its just that his efforts are not effective to solve the problem at hand...

-Even if it can be proven as gross misconduct, the Senate president still has to pass the motion of the house to a panel set up specifically to investigate the matter ( trust Me, the investigation can take many months...don't forget that the panel members na we-we

-If the panel finds the president guilty of gross misconduct....the senate president will move the findings of the panel to the justice department ....the Justice arm: another pandoras box


-The justice department/chief justice, which is also the president' s boy will setup a panel of judges to try the president....if he is guilty.. the result will now be taken back to the Senate again for two-thirds of the member of house to agree....


*Note that if any of the steps doesnt fly..

- For example if two thirds of the Senate doesnt agree the first time or the second time

- or the panel setup says they there's no proof of misconduct..

-or the justice arm cant find the president guilty

Sorry, the Impeachment can end uncontestable at that point....

The fact is, the senate president, the justice department, more than two thirds of the house, and the members of the panel that will be set up are all in the pockets of APC/the president...


In short....permit me to say impeaching a sitting president cannot happen in an insane country like nigeria...it is a future impossible transaction...

They are just playing film for us to make us feel they are doing something ...the process is a fraud

It's a process rigged with too many loop holes points for failure...



Where is lalasticlala seff...

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Impeachment: You Are Wasting Your Time - Femi Adesina Tells Senators by advanceDNA:
anonimi:
How was Nixon removed?
How have PMs of Britain being removed?
Even in Oyo Empire, were Alaafins not removed more brutally through suicide?
So what is your confused statement about pleasehuh
Maybe you dont get socialjustice.. In reality do you know the actual steps it takes to impeach a sitting President??.

In Nigeria...its not like the UK.....it's more than just passing a vote of no confidence by two thirds of the house of assembly....a vote of no confidence is not enough in nigerja..

First ..the senate needs to raise a case of gross misconduct against the president....now, the security efforts of the president is by law not a gross misconduct... his efforts are not just effective to solve the problem at hand...

Even if it can be proven as gross misconduct the Senate president still has to pass the motion of the house to a set up-panel to investigate the matter, which can take forever...the panel na we-we ooooo

If the panel finds the president guilty indeed of gross misconduct....the senate president will move the findings of the panel to the justice department ..


The justice department/chief justice which is also the president' s boy will setup a panel to try the president....if he is guilty.. the reault will now be taken back to the Senate again for two-thirds of the member of house to agree....


Note that if any of the steps doesnt fly..like if two thirds doesnt agree or the panel setup says they there's no proof of misconduct...the Impeachment ends there immediately....

My oga.....the senate president, the justice department, more than two thirds of the house, and the members of the panel that will be set up are all in the pockets of APC/the president...



In short....impeaching a sitting president cannot happen in an insane country like nigeria...it is a future impossible tense...


They are just playing film for us to make us feel they are doing something ...its a fraud according to socialjustice earlier comment..

It's a process rigged with too many loop holes for failure...
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Impeachment: You Are Wasting Your Time - Femi Adesina Tells Senators by advanceDNA: 9:44pm On Jul 27, 2022
joshepade:
Femi Adeshina will be stoned to death by the time he leaves his godforsaken office
He lost his patriotism for salary....
Health › Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by advanceDNA: 9:33pm On Jul 24, 2022
Flamemignon1:
Except if it were in our past lives,I don't remember
Ok
Health › Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by advanceDNA: 9:22pm On Jul 24, 2022
Flamemignon1:
And the keyboard warrior have arrived, been expecting you here,too bad you arrived late.... doesn't matter what you say,y'all can't do shit but continue to whine
Have we met??
Health › Re: Monkeypox Outbreak Concentrated Among Gay Men - WHO by advanceDNA: 8:43pm On Jul 24, 2022
Flamemignon1:
I'm a joke.....why don't you debunk my fact with a link of yours to prove me wrong instead of running off?
U throw claims with no evidence...but you want someone else to debunk your fake claims ....homosexuality in all animal species.??
Is this like a joke or you just choose to take nonsensé

Anyways I dont blame you...ive seen the lgbt community twist basic human and animal science just to support validate homosexuality. So I won't be surprised if you fool yourself here..
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by advanceDNA: 2:38pm On Jul 19, 2022
9jaRealist:
Not sure what you mean by the “love card”…
But presumably most Westerners do not get into marriage without love (whatever it means to different people).

Even irregardless of love, NO marriage is solely about sex…
Yet most Nigerians can’t seem to see gay marriages beyond gay sex. Congrats to them. EVERYONE deserves happiness.
>
Westerners are the most impulsive of the human race.
And yes...they get into marriage just because of pure, animaliatic sexual desire......

Go to Russia.. U will know it's not an African issue..
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by advanceDNA: 2:34pm On Jul 19, 2022
GodPrince:
His name is not edafe, you want to tarnish my tribe with lies. Be warned, he is Yoruba or ibo or hausa and has nothing to do with my tribe. This outcast bastard can never near home, I am sure his family will be wise enough to smoke or roast him immediately
Calm down..we have comfirmed he's from your town... grin grin
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by advanceDNA: 2:26pm On Jul 19, 2022
9jaRealist:
Love is about more than just sex…
But it will be NO DIFFERENT from women who “dey collect dick for yansh” (which hasn’t killed them).
>
The love card again.??...lol..

Homosexuality and heterosexuality are sexual orientation....sex, sex, sex...dont smoke screen it with love
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Husband In The USA. by advanceDNA: 2:05pm On Jul 19, 2022
mixta140:
You see this woke thing ... Na virus
You dey mind dem.....man dey straff man...some people dey call am beautiful...

Na so one one of the talk say e be woman..dey go straff women for prison give them bele..yet dey form transgender...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 12:35am On Jul 19, 2022
Qre1:
You mean after paying possap 30k you will still spend extra 20k to 25k for non appearance . That’s 50k total for what use to 5k before what is this country Turning to or am I not getting the analysis
He shock you too...?? Just to provide document that someone doesn't have any record, convictions or pendimg trial...

I feel that the way goverment is so insensitive, and wicked....Some one will wake up someday among the government officials and propose that we should pay heavily for air.... grin
Celebrities › Re: Portable: I Am The Founder Of Ajah & One Million Boys, Lagos Cult Groups (Video) by advanceDNA: 9:42pm On Jul 18, 2022
Aforxzy:
The drug he's taking is making him misbehave.. He talks and act anyhow . Portable is gradually becoming a nuisance. He's manager better hold him down before he goes gaga.

He needs mental evaluation and rehabilitation ASAP.
Manager??
This one be like person wey get manager
Business › Re: Closed by advanceDNA: 9:32pm On Jul 18, 2022
Theblues8080:
ok I should request for it? I use UBA domiciliary account, like how much will it cost to get one? Also is there any other fee after getting it?
I'm not sure..shouldn't be more than 5$
Business › Re: Closed by advanceDNA: 9:18pm On Jul 18, 2022
Theblues8080:
No, they didn't give me
Did you apply for debit card??.... it's not free Or automatic....they will charge you for a dollar debit card

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